Jobs

A version of this thread exists, this just excludes those without jobs.
>>34131644

That said, for me it is 25 | BA Pol Sci | Paralegal | $42,000.

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>>34152291
None, I'm not a wagekek.

I'll have to become one soon though, money is almost out and I get no NEETbux.

>>34152291
I'm a sometimes cameraman, mostofthetimes neet

>>34152291
Dishwasher at a restaurant near my house. It's pretty nice they leave me alone & let me listen to music.

>>34152291
I'm a software developer for the hospital where I live. It's pretty fun desu

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Kennel care at an animal shelter. Best and worst job in the world

pic related

>>34152291
I'm a full time student but currently working as a labourer in paving during the summer

25/hour, double time after first 8

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>>34152291
>>34152357
>He fell for the Pol Sci meme
My ex-gf did as well and she makes $45k

I'm a project manager at an IT company so I boss around neets and other codemonkeys to make sure we do things on time.
>$72k starting

>>34152551
>Implying I fell for anything

See this post, >>34149998, also from the original thread. Me getting a Political Science degree is a precursor to becoming an attorney for the U.S. government, where I'll be making a lot more than $72,000, though I should note money isn't my driving force.

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>>34152622
>I'll be an attorney for the government
>says every poli sci major

top kek
Once you are making $72k, I'll be making $150k at the company lobbying the government

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>>34152865
And, on behalf of our government and its citizenry, I'll prosecute you when you break U.S. law.

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>>34152896
>implying the government will exist in 4 years

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>jobs

wew lad

>>34152551
It'll take about 9,000 hours. Now fuck off, collect requirements or something and let me code the thing which actually gets put to use.

Self-starter code monkey here, and once you understand me I'm actually a real nice guy.

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>>34152995
Best I can do is to give you 30 hours
>oh and if you are late I'll escalate this to your manger

Currently a NEET community college dropout.

Sent in my application for a security guard license on Monday and I'm waiting for it to get accepted next week. Already found a company that's willing to hire me too once I get the license. Comfy security guard job here I come.

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>>34153028
it was only going to take me 8

>mfw

>>34152291
I had a job as a cashier and it was hell. I'm about to graduate HS and all I see is a life of meaningless wageslavery and depression leading to eventual insanity from putting off suicide due to a fear of hell. I wish I had died as a foetus in stead of my unborn brother, I hear limbo isn't so bad

>>34152291
Factory cuck, don't get a meme degree. At least I make decent money though.

>>34152291
Research assistant at a national lab, pretty comfy desu

software engr

"""embedded""" programmer. I fucking love C.

Front End Software Developer
70k / year

Pretty sweet job, never even finished uni

Im a merchant mariner. Driving a tug boat rn

Cashier @ Target

all I see is normies & chads with girlfriends and soccer moms and coal burners

>>34153544
Qualifications? Self-teaching and like the idea of embedded programming but don't expect a job in it

>>34153626
Sounds like a fun ole time

Fucking your mom is my job

>>34152291
Writing is my only skill, and sports is my main interest.

Luckily, I'm a sportswriter. I wouldn't be happy doing anything else.

>>34153626
I'm a shelf stocker, fellow Target bro

>>34153668

Undergrad computer science. Embedded is in quotes because the target has a gigabyte of ram and runs Linux. A lot of my coworkers have electrical engineering degress instead of CS.

There are plenty of such jobs, but I'm not sure how you actually find them -- they're lower profile than the react.js rockstar ninja web developers. I just lucked into this one because the company came to my university's job fair.

>>34153755
lol! epin post senor!

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>>34153339
It's ok, I still expect you to fix the defects on your weekend.
>remember we have a timeline to meet!

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I work as an optician.

People who come in are either, rude, morons, or both. You have to explain to them fundamental mathematics every time they come in, and deny freebie contacts to the cheap cunts that come in and need "spares for my weddiiiiiiing".

>$130 Frame Allowance
>Pick $150 frame
>"Why do I have to pay $20 for these glasses, I have no copay."

and my personal favorite

>"These are my mom's glasses. She got them yesterday, but I can't see out of them, so I want to refund them."

>>34153519
I envy you man, working towards my biology degree. Someday I'll be working in a nice comfy morgue with quiet people and my vinyls. Nobody ever wants to bug the dead.

>>34153801
>>34153626
Used to work at Walmart, that was a fucking shitshow. I feel for you, retail comrades.

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I'm in the Army and I love it

>>34153938
What's your Muzzie bodycount?

>>34152475
LOL where please do share anon

Car salesman, selling chrysler jeep dodge and ram, as well as an assortment of used cars.

CNC Machinist/welder. I keep robots inline. $36k. Minimal interaction with norms.

I'm going to click this box that says "I'm not a robot"

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I work as a Walmart Manager and basically boss around teens, immigrants and shitskins and do as I please. No one can challenge my authority and I call the shots around here. I worked my ass of just to get promoted and I regret nothing. Step into my store and apply nigger. I'll whip your ass into shape.

>>34152291
I'm a culinary school drop out, so I ended up being a cook in this seedy and sketchy little Chinese/Thai restaurant.

>>34152437
Do your coworkers appreciate you?
Dish bitch's are the unappreciated heroes of the kitchen.
And they usually have weed to share after close

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>>34152291
Order dispatch, I'm in uni and it's through a family friend so they just let me work whatever hours I want. It's pretty boring but kinda comfy it's from home so I tend to drink a lot while working to pass the time faster I usually just clock out when I get too drunk to be competent

>>34154132
>so I ended up being a cook in this seedy and sketchy little Chinese/Thai restaurant
ayy those are my favorite, there's a little chinese restaurant near me that leaks some sort of black sludge into the back alley, I'm sure it'll kill me eventually but I love that place

>>34152291
just retail hell. I wanna work somewhere else but there isnt anywhere else that hires part timers

>>34153965
>confirmed by myself
13

>confirmed together with buddies
22

I'm a mortarman, so any kills with the mortar are shares

>>34154169
I work long hours and my boss always makes sure we eat, so I'm pretty sure I've developed an addiction to msg.

Computer programmer/computer handyman

Theoretically 80k/year but actually far less than that since my pay is capped (and by the hour).

My company is growing and I'm not sure if I like it. There's more bureaucracy and bullshit for everything, and I have to talk to marketing and documentation people all the time who clearly don't get the complexities involved (they're nice people, but it gets very aggravating having to explain things over and over again). On top of that my long-time officemate and I are forced to come to an office with people coming and going all the time making it impossible to focus, not to mention they're short on desks since there were only enough in the office for the marketing people.

Even if I was paid less, I liked it more back then since I was largely allowed to do whatever I wanted when it came to reaching company goals (so long as I eventually accomplished them). At least I'm still allowed to set my own hours since the CEO doesn't believe in forcing people to come to an office and be unproductive.

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Solar shit

I'm working as a highways inspector over the uni break (I don't go back until March). It's actually top tier robot work, I'm alone in the vehicle and just listen to my own music all day while checking various things.

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>>34152291
Heavy Equipment Operator. Its pretty tight, just bring a portable speaker in the cab and push dirt all day, very relaxing. Put in a lip and just cruise. Good money in civillian sector too. Would reccomend

>>34154018
Very nice. I'm a machinist (part time) at my dad's shop, I don't work on the CNC's (I'm inexperienced so I do cleaning and manual grinding) but it looks comfy. It's a great environment for robots, only people you have to talk to are coworkers.

>>34154369

Do you have to sweep the snow off the panels?

Currently working as a private investigator. Not rolling in money but the jobs fun enough.1

>>34152291
I sell tickets/concessions at my local indie movie theater.

We're small but often we're the only ones showing Oscar Hopefuls so Winter's great for us.

>>34154491
Are you BJ?

>>34154345
>so I'm pretty sure I've developed an addiction to msg
That's probably the only reason I still go back I remember the first time I ate there I wasn't that impressed but everyone at my uni kept telling me how great it was so I went back and now I can't stop

>>34154132
The weed part is definitely true.
And my coworkers have a strange respect for us because they know our job sucks.

>>34153036
I was a security guard for 8 months then I got pressured out. If you're not their friend they will find an excuse to get rid of you, same with all minimum wage jobs.

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>>34152291
Lobster fisherman..
My wrist hurts more back though.

>>34154455
Nah that was a special circumstances. I do service and repairs

$30/hr to drive around in a van half the day, and the other half talking on the phone to tech support. Might be on the roof 5 hours out of my 50hr work week.

9.25 an hour at a frozen custard place
I'm kind of bad at my job because I'm retarded, but they let me stay because my sister works there too

All of my coworkers are nice and I get to take home free custard at the end of my shift, so it's pretty comfy/10

19/f

i work in a sandwich shop. all my jobs have been in sandwich shops. i eat for free & one time i stole $40. my boss found out but i think he has feels for me because he's never mentioned it. he also offers me rides home when it's cold.

Production line worker at a local soda factory/brewery.
I like it, not much interaction with people, shit's easy once you get it down, plus I have seem to make nice impression since they are offering me new contracts over other newcomers.
Gotta get current one done and then go ask and investigate about full-time contract.

>>34152551
Neato, how'd you get that job?

Also got any advice on becoming a Junior Business Analyst without any related or semi-related work experience?

How do you get a job? I've never had one.

27/m

$12 an hour as a janitor. Pretty good gig aside from the fact that my employer if shit when it comes to worker's benefits. Just show up and do your job is all it takes, I can sit around and watch youtube or talk on the phone. Can also have as few or many hours as I want.

Order Fulfillment Associate at Home Depot for $11.63/hr.

we're the ones that work behind the scenes to get store deliveries ready, prepare will calls, grab online orders and sort out the special orders when they arrive at the store. i spend a lot of the day on the phone with trucking companies, distributors and anxious customers asking if their stuff is there yet, the rest of the time im wandering in circles trying to find things that departments lost track of or dont have enough stock of to fulfill my order. it keeps me moving constantly all day and im never in one place long enough for a braindead customer to come up and start asking me dumb questions about something i know nothing about.

as far as retail goes its not a particularly awful job but im grossly overqualified for it and it doesnt pay enough for the amount of product knowledge, corporate operations knowledge and software abilities we need to do our jobs properly. at least the rest of the associates understand the amount of work we do and respect us a lot for the unseen contributions we put in to make the rest of the store work properly.

>>34155868
Hand out a gorillion CVs and hope you get lucky.

>>34155868
Apply everywhere and anywhere. Get customers to give you constant good reviews. Do everything quick and by the book. Do not fall into the "I'm hourly I'll do as little as possible" meme. Avoid calling out. Learn as many things/positions as you can. Get as many awards/certificates/licenses as you can.

I started working at Wendy's for 15 hours a week. I learned as much as I can and made myself become good at every position. Became supervisor in 6 months, A.M. a year later, GMIT 6 months later. Got my servsafe, quit, got a job doing insulation. Got good, got my confined spaces, learned lots of aspects about the job. Same thing with solar. Got hired, busted my ass as ground guy carrying all the panels. Got on the roof, got good and became lead. Then foreman for a bit. Learned how to make stuff work and now my job isn't as strenuous and I still get paid well.

Call me a cuck but working hard and learning as much as you can does pay off. It just sucks being at the bottom of the ladder. Keep applying ANYWHERE. The job doesn't matter;your work ethic does. Not even memeing.

Parsley

>>34156258
>thinking Sage like the herb
Tripfags I swear.

>>34152291
i just got a sale associate gig at a new store that's opening in my town.

basically i start helping htem stock the store of its merchandise in february then after its ready to be opened i'll be working as a the cash register person.

tbqh im nervous

package handler at fedex $13/hr
not that hard and the comfy ride home makes it alright. plus you sometimes can break a sweat, so it's helpful for getting fit.

I work as a cashier at a grocery store.

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Any decent paying jobs for robots that can't talk their way up to the top? As in, something like a pilot. All pilots get paid a lot, there isn't a wage gap between the top pilot and the bottom pilot.
I can be hardworking when I feel like it btw, currently in STEM but I don't attend classes.

Full time student, part-time event staff employee for a sports arena. It's minimum wage, but you get to see and do a lot of things that the general public doesn't generally get to, and occasionally, get paid to stand around and watch sports.

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>tfw you know you disappointed your parents even though they don't tell you

I went to culinary technical school and then got a job being a server for about 2 years, kept it because the hours and pay was good. Then I jumped right into a pretty rigorous cooking job and had fun doing what i went to school for, but got fired and now i just dont want to cook again. Sure it was fun but the stress, hours and everything involved with cooking is a pain in the ass and i havent been motivated to look for a new job in months.
Ive been looking at lots of different types of jobs and this thread is giving me ideas, thanks

Lifeguard

Night time security.
Get 14.19/hr to do nothing basically.
I'm actually at work now posting this while I sit in the office.

>>34156851
I couldn't stand doing nothing. And you shouldn't be shitposting as a guard.

>>34152291
Part time job as shop Market guard. Watching cameras 16h per day and getting paid 200euros per month cuz eastern Europe. Job sucks but atleast I can shit post all that time on 4chan

Call center. I conduct phone surveys all day. It sucks and I'm gaining weight from sitting on my ass. I'm weary as fuck of being a wageslave in general.

>>34152291
pizza delivery

Make dank ass tips, all my coworkers are chill as fuck, my manager is my pot dealer, and I get to drive at night in a comfy city.

>>34156946
200 per MONTH damn no wonder the polish all want to work here in the UK

>>34156946
>200 euros a month
>16 hour days

How havent you killed yourself yet holy fuck

>>34152291
I'm a foreman at a woodshop for handicapped people. Lot's of fun characters and it's nice to be the smartest guy in the room.

The pay is decent, and most of the guys don't show up till 9. Only a deaf mute guy and a mute guy show up at 8. So we just sit quietly and drink coffee. It's very chill.

The government in Denmark pays for it. The goal is to train them to get a real job, though it's unlikely any of them will ever get one.

One guy thinks he is the 'idea guy' and draws really shitty drawings of the thing we are currently making. For example, when we build benches for parks & rec he draws the bench and then he gets all proud for 'getting the idea'.

>>34157049
He he. I'm from Lithuania but u was pretty close.
>>34157077
I won't die virgin

>>34156274
It's an oregano joke

Newfriends I swear

>>34154230
Ayyyy former 0341 here. What unit?

Make 53k/year post taxes being a full time student w/ some disability.
Thanks GI Bill!

>>34157218
I'm with 1st Infantry Div out of Ft. Riley

>>34152291
Computer engineer for a defense contractor.

I get moved around a lot, don't see my family, and don't get to tell people details; but somehow, it's really comfy.

>>34152291
full-time student

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school bus driver

i get to touch all the hot highschool girls on the shoulder, hands etc

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>>34156753
Why do you think that you have? I also think the same but it's probably because I'm disappointed in myself to begin with.

>>34152291

I work at Starbucks and all of my coworkers are turbo-Staceys and turbo-Chads.
They think I'm amusing as some kind of novelty. It's torture.

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>>34158593
I was "le smart but lazy xD". As in, I was at the top of the class in elemantry/middle school like many robots. Which gave them false hope that I shattered.

>>34158727
It's been so long, surely they're not unrealistic like they might have been back then right?

>had basic cashier job for 2 weeks 2 years ago
>got fired because my phone was dead when they called me one day and "it's not appropriate to not be in contact" and also because they said I wasn't social enough with customers
>scared I'm just going to get fired if i get another job

help ;_;

IT support in a warehouse. Low pay, but pretty chill, plus it's a good resume builder.

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>>34152291
JOBS?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT PLEASE

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>>34160288
You'll just be returning to your current state even if you got fired again. There's nothing to worry about, anon.

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>>34160288
>Social with customers
Fuck my boss says the same thing
>Fast food cashier
>really good at all other parts of my job except social skills
>Boss/owner attempts to train me in small talk and jokes
>Fails and gives up
Oh well at least he doesn't bother me about it anymore

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>>34152291
Handjobs, blowjobs, rimjobs, footjobs. You name it!
Jk, I'm working at a coffee shop ;^;

am i the only english teacher in japan ITT

I register patients in the ER. It's about $35K per year and $16.70 hourly. It's a reasonably good job.

I work in a shitty hotel and I do nothing for minimum wage while I get my degree

>>34161225
>>34161225
"Can I have more towels? You guys didn't give me enough."

>>34161248
STOP IT RIGHT NOW

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE ASKED FOR TOWELS AND BLANKETS AND PILLOWS THREE TIMES TODAY

Chartered surveyor. Value property, argue with local government bureaucrats, write long reports about nothing. Its gay and I hate it.

>>34161268
"Why isn't there hot chocolate in the room? I wanted hot chocolate."

>>34161146
ur the only fag in this thread lol

>>34161305
TO GO THE GOD DAMN RESTAURANT IF YOU WANT HOT CHOCOLATE, YOU'RE LUCKY TO GET A COFFEE MAKER

>>34161275
Can we see your penis?

>>34161323
Thanks for playing along. I really enjoyed this. You can taunt me about long ER wait times if you wish.

>>34161353
Glad I could brighten your day

I'm actually at work right now lol, we've sent a few drunk people to the hospital here. A wedding party found a ladder and climbed up on the roof and someone jumped off. It was only like 2 floors high but still, they did not sound good.

>>34161339
okay. no homo though.

>>34161433
I hate the drunk patients. They can say their name and phone number, but, they can't say who their emergency contact is, who their insurance is, or even who their regular doctor is.

I work in an antique book store

It's pretty neat

>>34156753
nah fampire, they disappointing you.
they failed you.

>>34152291

I run a small anime/comic books/trading card store but I'm about to give it up to try antiques dealing. That should hopefully give me more free time to learn Japanese so I can one day become an importer/wholesaler for Japanese products since they're quite expensive here.

I've also been a hotel cook, a falconer, run a market stall and sold Victorian books.

>>34161585
Tell some stories emergency doctor man

>>34161802
Nothing really impressive ever happens. Except for that one guy who nail gunned a board to his hand.

>>34152291
Forklift Pilot.

Quality control chemist
$25/hr
It's not a bad job. I'm busy the entire day so it gets by quickly. I work with all normies though and don't know what to talk about since I don't leave my house besides going to work.

I'm currently a preschool teacher. As the only male, my other roles include building maintenance, IT, and transportation. Once I finish getting my teaching certification I plan to teach elementary school

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>>34152291
i'm a fucking electrician

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>He isn't completely useless and can actually perform a useful function
get out normie

>>34152291
>professional bitcoin trader

>>34152291
Financial analyst.
It pays the bill

work at a nightclub, a 5-day long fortnightly festival, occasionally an outdoor cinema & also do facebook marketing for a nightclub on the side.
also starting my own graphic design business this year, so hopefully will be full time soon.

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Just lost my job in public accounting

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>>34165438
fellow accounting bro
can't find a FUCKING JOB
>job posted 1 hour ago
>70 people have applied to this position

>>34155524
>Not blackmailing you for sex
He's not into you sweetheart

>>34152291

im a college track coach

pretty normie

>>34165438
>>34165464

You guys CPAs? I'm an accounting student and this is troubling

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I work at a sex store selling dildos.

Software Developer Intern
About $35/Hr and free housing

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>>34152291
Small Hotel Reception, mostly night-shifts. Pretty good

>>34152291
Foundation repair. Drain tile, carbon fiber straps, plate anchors, piers, tuck pointing, waterproofing, all that fun shit.

Just started as a fry cook for McDonald's at $15/hour. Not a great job, but it's easy. At least I don't have to talk to anyone.

>>34155443
I'm the assistant manager of an ice cream shop. Heeey

>>34167432
>McDick's
>$15/hour
Bullshit

>>34152383
same boat. christmas money can buy me another ounce of weed at best then i'm fucked.

thinking about applying for neetbux tho. do they drug test neets? i can see that being a thing

>>34152291
dog kennel. boss is a rude bastard but otherwise ok.

>>34154440
man thats awesome. did you have to get any certifications?

>>34152291
Im a butcher. I enjoy it.

>>34152291
sales associate at normie clothing store
>tfw boss wont promote you because of your school schedule

Air Force.
Cruisey life desu

>>34155396
My dad knows the guy who's the manager for the company I applied for. I hope that means they'll give me a better chance than the average joe. Supposedly they were having trouble finding people to hire so there's even less competition for me.

Papa Johns, pizza delivery, everytime I deliver a pizza I become a little less human as I deliver to such amazing faggots as:

>Niggers who don't tip but have you out in the projects at half past midnight.
>Normie whites.
>Dindu nuffin
>people who live in castles who don't tip
>kids and teenagers
>parents who send their kid to stiff you cause their too much of a pussy to look me in the eyes and do it
>strippers who I can never speak to correctly cause all my brain blood is in my boner.
>and reclusive NEETs

And you do all of this for the biggest fucking jew in history, it makes me wonder if Hitler worked at papa johns at some point

My godbrother has his own security company and got me a sweet gig at the local port. I guard a gate literally no one uses and just pass any problems I have off to the Coast Guard.

I get paid to shitpost and sit in my car working on my backlog for eight hours a day.

Right now I just wash dishes

>>34168494
I've heard that security detail is the most god-tier robot job
I want in

>>34168354
Why do you expect tips for driving and doing your job?

>>34169151
cause I make $4.50 an hour while driving, believe me I would greatly prefer a solid wage over this bullshit. I mean I average about $16/hour but it makes me hate people so much

>>34164315
How is the job? I switched from MIS to Finance. Thinking about being an analyst.

Grounds maintenance for a govt facility. We sit in a garage all day and sometimes shovel some dirt. It's winter so it's very laid back.
I get paid $17.50/hr
Im bored with life

I work part time security so I can buy figs and other weeb shit. Great robot job. I fuck around on the internet and read 90% of the time I'm there and get paid a bit above minimum for very little actual work.

>>34168021
>christmas money
>weed
absolutely degenerate. your parents gave you that money so you can spend it on something useful like clothes or deodorant.
dumb stoner

Warehouse worker. It's a lot of heavy lifting, and you don't have to talk to much. Especially when just stocking. It's $11/hr, so it's nothing special.

I'm currently waiting for a call for another warehouse job, and it pays $15/hr. If I get that job (which I think I will since my interview was great), it would be amazing.

>>34169455
Isn't the employer required to make up the difference if you earn below minimum wage?

>>34152291
Software Engineer ~$130k total comp

I work at a coffeeshop.

It's lots of moving, being on your feet, remembering things, and also interacting with normans, but in terms of jobs I've had previously, it's the best one.

My coworkers are shitty liberals but they're nice enough and easy to get along with. The store is tiny so there's not a lot to clean, and most of my shifts aren't longer than 4 hours.

Basically, it's something to do for a part of my day that I'd otherwise spend being unproductive, it isn't too difficult and I get paid 11 bucks an hour for it.

>>34169885
delivery would be cancer at $7.50/hour and Id barely be breaking even, let alone paying my bills

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>Teacher

originaldo

GA at Gamestop. $7.50 an hour. Next to no hours.

Software "engineer" but recently moved up to lower middle management. Used to be pretty stressful, now I mostly watch Twitch all day and POC stuff while doling out all the shit tasks. $85k/year

>>34169972
I didn't know gamestop was still a thing desu
>>34169958
Teacher would be goat minus the shit kids. All that fucking vacation time and benefits

>>34170073
Its not as great as you think. Imagine working in a shit school where not even 1 student will pay attention to you and yet the management still expect you to work wonders and somehow get them to achieve without ever studying for it.

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>>34152291
>JOBS

Ay lemme just hold you there my man

>>34167984
I live in Seattle, our minimum wage is $15

>>34161146
>Like am I the only weeb in here guuiss?? xD

>>34167432
>A fucking fry cook at McDonald's makes more that you even though you have a bachelors in a STEM field

I fucking hate my job

Store security.

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>>34152291
Shitposting. I'm pretty bad at it though as I dont seem to get payed anything.

>>34170073
>I didn't know gamestop was still a thing desu
I wish it wasn't. The company should just die already.

>>34167432
No way that's true, I doubt you could make that much even as a manager there. Most I've heard a McD worker making was $11/hr. Even that's pushing it.

>>34170201
What do you and what if your degree in? If it makes you feel any better I am studying to get a STEM degree while I work there.

>>34152291
I'm 23 and I've never worked a day in my life

overnight stocker

>>34170423
As I've already said, Seattle's minimum wage is $15/hour. And no, my cost of living is not high.

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>>34170124
Isn't it just about impossible to get fired as a teacher in the states?
I'd just show up

>>34170499
Did raising the minimum wage eliminate poverty? :)

>>34170469

I was this a month ago but I took a temp job to the knee, it was only 4 days but still don't feel like scum anymore.

>>34170525
>feeling like scum for not working
I don't understand

>>34152291

Freelance copywriter & project manager

Comfy as fuck desu. I just type a lot, which I'm good at anyway. Sometimes make some phonecalls.

>>34170523
I pay $800 for my apartment, groceries cost just a little more here than elsewhere, and I avoid state sales tax by purchasing everything else online. I don't know about eliminating poverty, but I now make a hell of a lot more.

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>work in a 40-person IT company, we do sales, tech support for companies, and basic repair service
>doing RMA's mainly, days consist of doing fuck all while blasting techno
>also take care of all the trainees who handle product shipping and PC building.
>do the most expensive builds myself.
>me and my coworker are collectively in charge of handling fixing PC's customers bring in and taking care of PC's under our warranty, I do maybe 33% of it all.

On average we get an out-of-warranty claim once every 8 working days, like a snapped in two set of headphones, dropped HDD, or a mobo with bent CPU socket pins. And everyone of them tells me "didndu nuffin" over the phone when I let them know we won't be replacing the product.

>>34170455
I'm a chemist, BS in chemistry. I fell for the average salary of a chemist being 40K+ and literally all the jobs that weren't also looking for a Masters cap at around $16. Don't do science unless you plan on at least going straight for a Masters, even then you'll be fighting for jobs that are 35k - 50k

>>34170820
That sucks, man. I'm going the faggot route and going for a BS in EE. Think you'll end up going to grad school?

>>34171059
Yeah, I'm hoping. I'm just too beta to ask for recommendations though. I'm want to apply for PhD and Masters as a fallback

>>34163947
how did you become an electrician?

cashier/bagger at a publix. just a part-time job for some extra money while I'm still in school. it isn't bad for what it is, but I would never want to make a career out of it.

>>34153460
I know this fucked up feel anon. Love u

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im a EE and Math student pleb.

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Audio engineer
>recording, mixing, mastering

I'm a receptionist/administrator. I always wanted to be an office worker, so that works for me.

>>34152291
Electrician apprentice making more than college grads with only starting wages because the past few generations are full of soft, limp wristed cucks, and my rates will only continue to increase due to an entire ten year gap in age missing from the workforce.

22 M fresh out of college

Work at a large corp as Sys Admin working GNU / Linux and Winblows Server.

>>34170144
Good job destabilizing the economy and still fucking up orders at $15/hour. How about that $1,000 rent.

I work reception/admin for a medical practice, although I spend way more time on front desk then I do scanning. Never thought I could speak to people all day but here I am, explaining to patients that all the same-day doctor's appointments are booked up for today. Every day.

>>34172086
Hello officebro, what kind of stuff do you do? Are your managers good?

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Residential heat and ac repair. Long hours, lose pounds of sweat daily, and not great pay. Short hours, easier work, even less pay in the winter. Started at 12 shekels an hour. They say all the overtime usually evens our pay out to what it would be if it were 40/week all year.

I'd recommend it to fellow robots desperate for a job. Read: desperate. If you have better options, take them. But AC jobs are easy to get in the south. A lot of people turn into vaginas when they realize how hot attics get and quit, or get fired for being a retard who can't troubleshoot the problems. So there's always openings in the summer, and is best time to apply. They're desperate to fill the empty truck as soon as possible, which is how I got it. I was a friendless, virgin, skeleton, with no social skills. Got a 2 year degree at community college, which took my money and didn't prepare me. Then applied to less than 20 jobs, bombed a few interviews, and met one company desperate enough to hire me.

>>34166697
A robot ordering around Chads? Sounds like a dream.

>>34172736
no such thing as a robot that isn't NEET

>>34172736
>>34172753

then what am i? this is an unknown

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>>34152291
I'm in charge of a small store nobody goes to. I get 2-8 customers in a 8-hour work day. I work alone so all I do is post on /r9k/.

I haven't seen the owner in weeks, I'm convinced he is using this place as a front for something illegal.

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>>34152291
>job

I drive for Uber when I need money and I'm going to school to get a free meme degree possibly in journalism.

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I'm a celebrity news reporter and editor in New York but I get to fly to L.A. at least one week out of the month

>Everyone hates your guts
>get to write petty things about them to make yourself feel better
>almost 6 figures

>>34172930
Are you joining the lugenpresse?

Recently moved to a new area so I have to find another job. Have only had one job in my life and it was in fast food. My coworkers hated me and said I was weird, even going as far to blatantly stating "i'm so tired of you"

swimming assistant. I get payed to just help children swim, and by help just hold them and tell them to kick their legs, if they can swim i just talk to them about their day and how school is going and stuff. Pretty robot job, I don't talk to any of my co workers and occasionally you might have to talk to the parents.

>>34153036
Literally me a year ago. Quit in 2 months because fuck checking receipts and avoiding checking receipts for 9 hours. I wanted comfy cameras and patrolling damn it

Application support, development and DBA

getting paid peanuts for it as well

>>34152291
I serve at Denny's. It's good money. When people don't tip me, I memorize their faces, then I have a friend who lives nearby key their car the next time they come to the restaurant. I've done that three times now. If you aren't tipping, either order to go, or go to the McDonald's across the street.

>>34152451
How do I get into this job you nigger

I make youtube shit.