Do you have a degenerate sister?

Yup. She's just turned 14 and I can already see it coming. Bitch used 6gb of our data in two weeks on snapchat and Instagram.

Please be nice to your sisters guys, its a tough world for women

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>cuckdad is actually smiling at his daughter flashing he ass

>>34160932
he likes it

let's see... in the past two years she has:
>dropped out in the second year of a two year college program
>had and lost three jobs
>fucked at least three guys off of Tinder - none of whom have stayed for longer than two months, lied about it
>had two breakdowns
>stole money from parents, lied about it
>lost three of her closest friends
she doesn't do drugs/drink/smoke but otherwise she's an absolute fuck up. she asked for an IUD for christmas because she was scared hers broke. who the fuck does that?

No, my sister is probably the most intelligent person I know. I can't even imagine her doing something like this.

My sister is 5 but I already sense autism and degeneracy. She walks around on all fours pretending to be a dog like 24/7. She squeals and screams at random things and is quick to redirect blame.

>>34160906

The only thing that's difficult for women is keeping up appearances. If you can look good then all the hard work gets done for you.

She's 2 years older, I looked up to her throughout our mostly shared youth.
Then puberty hit her, it hit her hard, she had countless of boyfriends went out drinking late on the weekends and left the house with some criminal as soon as she reached 18.

I don't like it, I wish my parents were more strict instead of raising us in a passive manner under the guise of "letting the kids free to explore themselves".

>>34161026
being dependent on someone else is no kind of life. Imagine people having lower expectations of you, being paid less, having people answer for you and talk over you all the time and ignore your opinion.

>>34161201
>being paid less

nice meme

>>34160170
women with flat asses should be banned from wearing thongs and g-strings

>my youngest brother is a toddler and my parents last hope for a somewhat normal kid

>my younger brother and sister are twins and a duo of sadistic national socialist autists who constandly spout /pol/ memes and crack jokes about black people and jews at inappropriate times

>my older sister fucks around and drinks a lot.

>sometimes slipping the twins some cans of beer or Jagermeister in exchange for some autistic shenanigans to pull on our parents or on one of her girlfriends for being "such mean assholes"

>one of these "shenanigans" included capturing the queen of a bald-faced hornet and releasing it in some ex boyfriend of hers room, wich actually started building a fucking nest in there

>she has a beta male provider best friend who buys her expensive shit

>she currently hates those twins for "ruining her life" because one of them got into a fight with some black dude she was dating

>she is currently pregnant and isnt sure who the dad is

>my mom is near suicidally depressed

>my dad just doesnt care anymore but is to beta to leave or to do anything about the situation

the southeastern US is such a magical place

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>>34161721
That's.... Something, anon.
Does everyone live in the same house?
Do you still live with your family?

>>34161798
yes, yes and yes.
im planning on moving out as soon as i can.

>>34161985
Probably for the best.
You planning on cutting contact with everyone or nah?

>>34160170
This is a family of degenerates. I bet the mom is laughing at her daughters newborn baby getting hit by a semi

>>34160961
there's probably not a high standard in your household

>>34161997
probably not, not forever atleast

I am the degenerate sister.

My sister is a legitimately good person.
>works hard doing a job she loves. Something technical with theatre.
>excels at what she does
>honest and sincere
>reliable
>kind
>prefers morrowind to skyrim

>>34162177
post degenerate poon

>>34161721

>tfw you will never have a twin sister to make /pol/ jokes with

why even live

>>34161721
>>my younger brother and sister are twins and a duo of sadistic national socialist autists who constandly spout /pol/ memes and crack jokes about black people and jews at inappropriate times
Do you think they might have an inappropriate relationship with each other?

>oldest sister, 23, used to fuck a bunch of arab dudes, now she's married to some mexican guy
>2nd sister, 19, is lowkey SJW, but shes still pure
>3rd sister, 16, is still obsessed with Justin Bieber, is literally autistic, really sexual, I've walked in on her masturbating several times
>4th sister, 12, is sweet, kind of normie but has picked up some good taste in music and other stuff from some of us
>5th sister, 8, is a budding degenerate, refuses to cut her hair even though it's matted and gross, wears sports bras around the house, despite not having tits, questionable taste in youtubers

>>34161462
>ignoring everything else
Nice argument.

Even passable trannies themselves confirm what the other person wrote.

>>34160869

>2017
>Data caps

I feel sorry for you dood.

>>34162448
probably not.

they mostly just seem to just browse stormfront, facebook, tumblr or /pol/. listen to megadeth, ICP,SOD and screwdriver and music like that.
plan and sheme their next stupid prank, play Risk, do homework, go outside to play with our little brother and try to "redpill" him with murdoch murdoch videos or go into the forrest/swamp nearby to secretly get drunk.

you're not the first person to ask actually and my mom once suspected that they where incestious aswell

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I love my sister but she's gotta be so perfect it destroyed my self esteem growing up...

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>>34162448
>Do you think they might have an inappropriate relationship with each other?

I was thinking the exact same thing. And ff they aren't, I bet a little subtle push from Anon will put the idea into their heads

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>mfw i'm the degenerate child
>mfw i was addicted to heroin at age of 15
>mfw 23 now and my body is fucked but i had fun
>mfw my three years younger sister JUST told me she lost her virginity to her boyfriend of four years

I've been told by my parents that i was an accident so this kinda makes sense

>>34160170
No my sister has a mental disability

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>many years ago
>still living at home with senpai
>sister and I always at odds
>one day raiding her room to look for stuff she stole from mine
>find a 3-digit lockbox under her bed
>"implying I'm not patient enough to count to 1000"
>get to number 200 something and lid flies all the way open and then shuts
>in that split second, see dildos and other stuff
>cautiously open lid
>dildos, vibrators, fuzzy handcuffs, porn DVDs, other stuff at the bottom that I was not about to dig through to get a better look at
>feel bile churning in stomach
>close box and leave her room forever

Also
>one day she gets a parcel in the mail, rush delivery that I had to sign for
>it's a thick envelope bound only by string
>decide to take a peek inside
>it's a bunch of photographs...
>professional ones...
>of this obese animal seriously trying to be a model...
>some are poses of her crawling on all fours.

there's more but I gtg to an appointment.

>>34162993
>And ff they aren't, I bet a little subtle push from Anon will put the idea into their heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_8M8EI3M1E

>>34160170
This is why feminism was bad.
The baby boomers fucked us every single way by legalizing women's right to vote.

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>>34160170
I only have 4 brothers

>mfw non of them are degenerate
>mfw were a strong band of brothers
>Mfw we are all loyal to eachother to death

>>34160961
trust me, she probably could. women are all whores deep down, regardless of any persona they mask themselves with

my sister is way too proper, probably why i like tattoos and piercings.
her boyfriend is a really nice normie too

My sister is 17 years and pure as white snow.
All thanks to my based dad raising her right

My sister is 19 and never had a boyfriend even though shes and 7/10 in my book, thank god and my parents for raising her the right way

>>34162906
Condolences, anon
That's almost worse than degeneracy

>>34163040
fucking degenerate kys yourself

>>34160170
No.
I'm 60% sure she's a virgin.
She had an argument with our Dad once about how she couldn't bring a boyfriend that he'd accept. The only thing that has me question her virginity is this app I saw on her phone that appears to show sex positions.
I'm not worried though she doesn't act like a slut.

>>34163101
I bet 1 of you 4 wants to suck cock and get cucked by 2 or 3rd brother 8=============D

>>34163170
They still love a good fuck, I use to target this type of chick when I was younger it was a fetish. I took 13 V cards and had 2 get abortions little sluts

>>34163101
So what one fucks ya boipussy? You guys ever cummies?

>>34163301
Yeah I am sure you did familia

>>34163301

and now you are posting about it on /r9k/ yeah bro totally happened.

>>34160869
>2017
>not having unlimited internet
What 3rd world shithole you live in then?

>>34162491
Mentally ill faggots who base their identity around a manufactured victim complex confirm women have it worse once they look like women themselves? Gosh, who could have seen that coming.

>>34163101
4 brothers that are cucks and faggots, what one is the trap?

>>34160170
I have two, but neither are really slutty. Oldest lives in France with her husband and is pursuing an acting career, and the second is dating a guy who works for corner, yet looks worse than most robots, so good for him. I have a 13 year old sister, but she has autism so I don't think she'll be sluted up.

>>34163323
>>34163324
You would be suprised what kind of people post here, not everyone is a "robot"

>>34163361
I would be surprised if every 100th story is actually based on truth here.

>>34163301
Smells like BS but even the goody goody girls like to fuck..

>>34163356
But my cousins are cunts. One was fooling around with older guys at fucking 12, and burns coal now. Another is queen Stacy of her school, but at least isn't a slut, just a cunt. My only male cousin has down syndrome.

>>34163380
You never I guess thats the thing

>>34163301
The only pure girls are fat, autistic, or have an army of 20 orbiters. I am highly skeptical of your story, bring proofs.

>>34163380
Dif anon here I wonder if every 50 is true, I'm a married 32 yo with kids and retired and make well over 3 digits a year after taxes year, I wonder what other type people post here..

>>34163475
That is wrong senpai, my sister is just slightly chubby, thing is there is no way of meeting her since she is at home 90% of her time, thats why you think they dont exist

>>34160170
Do sisters with a feminine penis count?

>>34163475
I have no idea where you are getting this info from my man

yep all my sister does all day long is play video games, and watch tons of anime that's not appropriate for her age. shes only 11

She's a lesbian with muscly hijab-wearing waifus but she's also KHV, straightedge to the point where she's cried because I was drinking A beer, and hates zionists/wants to destroy Israel.

We might be equally degenerate, but in different ways.

>>34162462
>refuses to cut her hair
That's cute you dumb nigger.
Just teach her how to comb it.

>>34163498
Normal fag reporting in, I'm 31 and married with kids I'm a game warden, all walks of life on this board senpai

>>34162906
God you're fat bastard

>>34163579
Rape that stupid whore

>>34163498
>>34163614
Get the fuck off this board also you are pathetic for coming here

>>34163579
Do you sniff her dildos? Lesbians still want cock. Cum all over her panties

>>34160170
I walked in on my brother when he was 19 fucking his ass with a dildo.. that is the closest I will have to a sister cuz hes a faggot.

>>34163431
I bet you molest that downs cousin

>>34163101
4 faggots 3 shlongs in that mouth

>>34163060
Id fuck my ass with her toy cocks you missed out I would also cum on all her dildos

I'm only child but I have lots of degenerate cousins.
Not degenerate in terms of sluttiness, but they watch some shit Nickelodeon TV shows ALL freaking day. It's literally their entire life, they always speak about them, posess every single piece of merch.

>>34163655
>>34163702
>Cletus and Jeeter think incest is far preferable to homosexuality
Literally what?
I admit, if I had a fag brother I'd be mad, but a dyke sister just means less obnoxious Chads sniffing around the house.

Yes. She crude and gross and entitled. She constantly post "whore memes" on facebook like fuccboi bullshit

>>34163685
I guess it will piss you off to tell you I'm 22 lost my virginity at 14, engaged and was born into a rich senpai.

>>34160170
I have a degenerate sister that has a jamal bf and browses 4chan doing fuck all. She wont tell me

>>34163799
Woud you ever let her fuck that boipucci with a dildo? She might give you sex

>>34163852
I find the idea aberrant on multiple levels, you would too if you put down the slant-eye comics.

>>34163831
jamal where is he from???
north africian or middle eastern which country?

>>34163831
Fucking cuck detected, you might as well let him fuck you in the ass

>>34160869
>still using family resources

You're a grown ass man, she's still a kid. Get the fuck off your family plan and get your own damn plan. She has every reason to still be under your parents plan, you don't. Don;t ruin her time because you're a lazy piece of shit who doesn't want to pay for his own plan,

>>34163898
My sides you are a jealous wagecuck

>Take a comfy long shower
>Step out and try to grab a towel
>It's gone
>Oh fuckfuckfuckfuck
>The shelf with the towels is downstairs
>Try to sneak there
>My 12 year old sister suddenly blocks the way
>"Hey, whatcha doing naked here?"
>She looks straight between my legs amd bites her lip
>"Why is pointing up?"
>Look down
>I have the biggest boner I've experienced
>"O-oh i-it's the s-s-shower I swear, sis!"
>"Really? Let's see if that's true," she replies
>She suddenly grabs my dick and starts sucking it
>Immediatly cum in her mouth
>"You lied," she says while smirking
>We have sex weekly from that point onward

The answer to your question is yes, op.

>>34163606
She refuses to cut it because she wants it to be "long and beautiful" but doesn't understand that split ends make your hair look like shit, and halt your hair-growing progress because they break off all the time. Her hair looks like a cheap wog because she doesn't take care of it, and we all try to tell her that she looks a mess, but she says "no, it looks perfect! I look sexy and cute"

>>34163948
Nope. but i've had to deal with my grown ass adult siblings leeching off my parents while I (at the time , a child) got less shit than my grown siblings did. It;s pure selfishness

>>34163957
Hmmm, you don't post in the incest threads?

>>34164060
>eight year old describing herself as sexy
Yeeeurgh

>>34162845
>>34161721
I wish I had a QT twin sister I was that close with to be quite honest

Yes

She's married with a kid but if she gets really drunk she gets annoying as shit and ogles other men. I pretended to be sleeping when she complained about getting married too soon because her husband works constantly/is no fun and she just wants to travel and party all the time

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>>34161721
More evil twin stories please?

>>34164461
that whole anime was degenerate as fuck and I loved it.

>>34160952
Some slut whose cunt is being rocked more than a chilean earthquake.

>>34160932
hes probably tapping that ass

>>34164461

they fed a young aligator a carton of milk once, wich died a few days later (they where 9 back then and didnt knew that young aligators did not drink milk)

they tied one of their former bullies to a tree near an africanized honey-bee nest once. the kid was saved before the bees could find him but the poor dude nearly traumatized because of it

last christmas, the male twin made a rascist joke while sitting next to my sisters boyfriend, who then attempted to beat the shit out of him despite being 8 years older

they once poured sand into the fuel tank of a pick-up truck that belonged to a jewish family that lives in the next town(i was the only one who saw this but kept quiet about it to my parrents)

they superglued all my sisters tampons and menstruation pads to her ceiling because she didnt kept her part of the bargain of buying them a pack yugioh cards each.

they have bought beer from the czech republic on the deep web on multiple ocations.

they used to raise this giant beetle that they found that they named blondi they even burried it in the backyard after it died a couple of months ago

>>34165053
They're hilarious. Your whole household sounds like pure entertainment you should be more grateful anon.

>>34165053
your siblings need a swift kick in the ass, but I'd write a comic about their wickedness. it's disturbingly interesting

>>34165053
how old are these twins anyway?

>>34165188

theyre 17

>>34161003
so she's a fucking normal 5 year old

>>34165156

it would be hillarious if it wasnt so fucked up, usually things dont get this much out of hand thankfully and i cherrypicked the more interesting shit that they have done.
they mostly keep to themselves and if they cause problems its mostly just them acting like children or acting like complete fucking psychopaths.

>>34165053
Dude, bring them to Jersey. My friends and I will give them a web series.

>>34160869
>data caps in 2017
>companies like Cuck-cast still controlling the prices in the market

Come to Romania, my friend.
We have dirt cheap limitless lightspeed internet, and pirating stuff is actually socially acceptable

>>34162177
Same. I had to make sure my brother isn't posting about me.

>>34165453

>exploiting my siblings for some easy
money or entertainment

see
>>34163080

>have younger sister
>she is ultra smart in HS and has great grades, gets accepted to one of the best colleges in the country
>goes away to college and sluts it up
>find out she had been dating a bunch of black guys throughout
>treats family like crap throughout college and barely answers phone
>barely graduates college with a useless degree and shit gpa
>currently 25, still lives in her college town working part time dead end job
>became an ultra feminist sjw cunt
>often needs help paying her bills from my parents
>meanwhile all her friends from high school all ended up going to med school, getting masters, etc
>refuses to accept any blame for her actions and thinks she knows what she's doing

>>34165497
no thanks i like having food/water/shelter

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>Family friend of my then best friend has a little 5yo daughter
>She is a cutie, sweet and pretty funny
>She is doing pretty well at school
>Best friend starts letting her twerk
>Lets her listen to her degenerate music
>Took a video of her dancing where she lifts her dress to twerk and does a bunch of suggesting moves
>Adding on to all of this, know that she is going to become a total stacey bitch when she gets older and and discovers her value.

It's seriously heartbreaking seeing something so sweet doing that and the knowledge that she's going to be a stacey once she gets older.

>>34165053
>tfw you will never have a supervillain twin
why live?
more stories pls

She's a happy normie, has family that loves her and I'm alone with my hatred for her and her happiness and my jealousy has turned to rage

>>34160170
>sister is not a slut, but she's still dumb and materialistic as fuck
>marry a chad plumber
>advice her not to do it, since I already knew that he was a piece of shit
>mortgage a house with him
>buy 2 dogs
>have 2 daughters in 2 years
>call me yesterday
>''anon my marriage is over''

I fucking knew it, you fucking dumb retard. That guy was good looking, but apart from that he was a fucking loser. He basically was the most uninteresting person in the world, you being the second.

>tfw there's nothing you hate more than dumb women

>>34161721

did they ever call your dad a cuck ? Because thats what he is

>>34160906
*because when all is said and done your family will be around in 10, 20, 30 years time

>>34165965
i was going to take the twins swimming at a local swimming pool, wich they love. but my dad was needed at work so the beta Best friend of my sister drove us to the swimming pool. he asked what type of music they liked. they didnt say anything but instead used a bluetooth speaker to play Nazi music from their phone. i actually keked because of this. i could see our driver getting triggered internally but he didnt say anything and eventually smirked a little bit at the absurdity aswell. he atleast was nice enough to pick us up after we where done swimming. the twins and the beta actually started talking politics a little on the way home.

they once dug a bunker like hut into the side banks of a river wich they decorated with leaves and sand untill it was extremely hard to spot from above.

my dad is extremely scared of butterflies and moths. so my younger brother and sister captured and placed some hawkmoths in my parents bedroom after the dad got mad at the female twin.

>>34166305
Yes. my dad doesnt know what it means tho and im pretty sure that the twins until very recently didnt know either. my dad thinks that they are calling him a cock or a cockle or something like that.

>>34160906
>its a tough world for women
Like saying it's a tough world for children lol

>>34161721
how many people can fit in your parents double wide

>>34166627
my parents home is actually quite nice wich makes it even more tragic for them that nearly all their kids are fucked-up in one way or another.

>>34160932
>hes turning his head and his eyes are closed

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My sister is a wagekek and we work at the same fucking McDonalds.
I've caught her having sex three different times with different employees.
I've tried slut shaming her by leaving empty Big Mac boxes filled with my cum but she just throws them without opening them
She is a disgrace. Nothing is worse than your sister being the McBicycle.

>>34166602
Are you sure they aren't fucking, sounds like they spend most of their time together away from others
Have they had an relationships with other people

>>34167180
they are not fucking eachother, they each have had 1 or 2 relationships and have a few friends each but tend to just get along better with eachother than with anyone else.

>>34160170
Heroin addict coalburner.

>>34167081

lol damn nigga thats trashy

>>34163475
I'm autistic
This is true

My sister is a 16 year old autistic shut in who has no friends other than my mother. She collects dolls and spends her time playing sims games all day. She's ugly and I used to beat the shit out of her and constantly insult her when we were kids. I don't think I've had a real conversation with her in years because every word I say to her is an insult.

>>34160170
She's the opposite of degenerate. Too bad that she has no friends.

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>>34160170
She's the one trying to make me get a GF and job, and stop doing drugs. She's also a fundamentalist Christian who doesn't let her boyfriend wear hats and hit me with a plate for not praying.

>>34160170
My twin sisters died in child birth.

>>34161721
Sounds like a fucked up Disney sitcom

>>34165204
Do you have a pic that you could post of the both of them. Not trying to be weird or anything but I feel like I just have to see them now

>>34168703
no sorry, i rather not dox any of my family members.

>>34162505
>>34163327
>>34165497
You fucking stupid, worthless niggers. He's obviously talking about mobile data that's connected to his cell service, jesus christ how disconnected can you be

>>34161721
are the twins pagans?

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>>34161721
>>my younger brother and sister are twins and a duo of sadistic national socialist autists who constandly spout /pol/ memes and crack jokes about black people and jews at inappropriate times
I instantly imagined them looking like these two

>>34161201
imagine being able to actually prove your worth and not letting people shit on you

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>>34160170
I hate degenerate parents sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much

>>34168838
Um Comcast has data caps or u pay more for unlimited. Maybe when you mive out of your parents house and gave adult bills you'll understand

>>34160170
your little sister single?
asking for a friend

>>34162196
>>prefers morrowind to skyrim
fucking degenerate

trans recovering herion junkie, yea

>>34161721
How old is your younger sister and is she aviable ?
Nah i'm jokin, just send more evil twin story
Well, if she's old enough give her to me too yo

>>34163120

Why would anyone trust a robot for hot tips on the truth about women?

That's like listening to cooking advice from the people of Niger.

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>>34160170
I HATE ANGLOS

My sister just goes to work everyday. Then comes home and watches Korean game shows, and listen to Korean music.

She doesn't know what Snapchat, Instagram, or Twitter is. Haven't used her facebook in years either. I feel bad for her because she seems like she wants friends, more then a bf.

>>34169681
my youngest sister is one of the twins, i have an older sister if you want to have stories about her.
im not going to give you my younger sisters personal info tho, but you can have some more twins stories if you want.

My sister is a beacon of morality, I'm the degenerate of our family.

I had a bad drug escapade a while back and was more afraid of my sister confronting me than of having the same talk with my parents. At least my parents were hippies in a past life.
My sister can give a look that's full of compassion but also makes you feel like pond scum.

She's virtuous in her loving too (though probably not by the puritanical standards of the autists on here). She's had maybe 3 boyfriends, and has been with her current bf for the the last 8 years.
It's pretty clear that he's the love of her life. If they ever split it'll be because he flakes on her. He's a really charming, intelligent guy, an assistant professor of genetics.
My sister has a PhD in he same field, that's how they met.

Anyway, I love her dearly, and wish I was more like her because then my life wouldn't be crumbling apart.

>>34169762
I'll play Overwatch with your sister, I'll let her pick D.Va.

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>>34169762
she sounds cute, ill be her friend

>>34170042
I don't know about that guy, but I would love more stories desuu

I'm a bigger degenerate than most if not anyone in my family

>>34163957
this is a lie and i fail to believe it

>>34170278
dumb burg poster

>>34162462
>>3rd sister, 16, is still obsessed with Justin Bieber, is literally autistic, really sexual, I've walked in on her masturbating several times

>not using this to your advantage to inseminate your little sis

fucking beta cuck

>>34161201
most women have no potential or courage anyway

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>>34163781
Imagine not doing this.
You could've felt so dirty and slutty.

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One time my sister stole my laptop whilst drunk and locked the door. She kept yelling at me to go away as I tried to open the door. Fuck knows what she was doing, something on webcam I imagine

Can someone screencap the twins stories?

>>34171348
I have. Since I need it for my fap session

33 year old Stacy sister
She's already a grandmother.

>>34165940
Breed her now so she won't be fucking black dudes

>>34165053
>nigger tried to beat up an 8 year old
I hope your family collectively put his teeth to the curb...

>tfw your sisters snap score is approaching 200k

THE BIGGER THE SNAP SCORE THE BIGGER THE HOE

>>34164224
>she complained about getting married too soon because her husband works constantly/is no fun and she just wants to travel and party all the time
This is why I'm afraid to get married.

>>34160170
Why the fuck has nobody posted any lewd pics of their supposed "degenerate" sisters yet?

This thread is dog shit

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>>34160170
>Have a friend my age, went to the same highschool
>He has a 5 years younger sister
>I was 16 when i first met her
>Shes cute in her own way
>Tried to 'romance' her whenever i saw her to make my friend angry
>Never fulfilled it because it would be way to weird
>Toned it down and stopped 2 years ago
>Last year she tells me over facebook that me and her have a lot in common and that we were made for each other
>I answered 'Nope'
>She didnt reply
>6 months later she was pregnant with some negro's baby
>She is addicted to drugs(probably amphetamine)

And thats basically how my friends sister turned from a sweet girl to a degenerate in under a year. Love can be a powerful thing.

(Picture is her 3 years ago)

>>34167300
>mfw my twin brother and i grew up to be rivals

>>34173583
she's really cute so I'm not going to believe this story for my own mental wellbeing.

My sister smoked and drank a lot, but she only ever did it by herself. Always cut class, and did really bad in school. I never saw her with any friends.

She did get a boyfriend in high school and they stayed together for 2 and a half years.

Now she's in college, going to school to be a dietition or something retarded and she still lives at home. She told me she's in love with a guy she's never met before, but she's known him for about 2 years now.

tl;dr she was a shitbag as a teenager, but never partied and as far as a body count goes she's at 1 at the age of 22.

>>34174667
oh no. completely true. I mean which one do you think is possible
>robot lying
>robot seducing 16 yr old to fall desperately in love with him

>>34161721
>my youngest brother is a toddler and my parents last hope for a somewhat normal kid
Are you at least not degenerate? you left yourself out of the picture

>>34163957
>things that i wish happened

>>34164646
chilean spic here, thanks for the laugh

>>34167081
>I've tried slut shaming her by leaving empty Big Mac boxes filled with my cum
?????????????????

>>34160961
>you think that your sister is pure
>4/10 passable ugly ass faggots took turns on her over and over until she started seeing double at 3 am in a cave after a party

>my cute sister is 19 and still a virgin
>no confidence in herself

well shit

>>34162428
this feel, i can relate

my 11 y/o sister is a degenerate who spends all her time watching gay hentai and shitposting on /a/ and /b/. she also likes to mess with my other sjw sister by spewing /pol/ memes at her. she refuses to shower or eat usually so shes very underweight and dirty

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>tfw I'm the oldest of 3 sons and I'm the fuckup who's nearly been arrested, has attempted suicide, had multiple failed relationships and been in countless fights

starting to turn it around with a good career and I've quit smoking and I don't drink nearly as much, but I worry that my little brothers might follow my example

>>34174980
Self destructive sisters are the worst, but at least she turned out okay.
Shame about her being used goods though. Sorry for you loss.

>>34160952

Do you live in IN and is your sister Mallory?

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And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.

She treats me like a degenerate, always talking down to me for being a fat pot head neet.She's 16 now. Perfect everything. Top of her class. Cute as hell. Has a future. Still pure. She knows she's perfect and wants someone equally as perfect. I think she hates me for being a shit brother. I dunno we haven't been alone since she was 12. Doesn't let me near her either. Doesn't want her friends to know I exist. I'm a weeb and tried to pat her head, she got angry as hell and slapped my hand away. Anyone else have a sister that hates them ?

>>34170042
more twins stories porfavor

>>34166559
This is truer than it should be.
All of my friends fucked off and stabbed me in the back the moment I was worth nothing to them, but my family still helps me out of a jam despite me treating them like shit most of my life.

My sister is a kissless, hand holdless, 24 year old virgin who's never had a boyfriend.

My sister (older) is really good at putting on a facade so it's hard to tell. Most of the time when I see her she's talking to the birds outside the window and autistically identifying each species. The next my parents are calling me telling me they found her stash of edibles and apparently she spent all of last semester stoned, literally all day everyday.

She seems to get away with a lot, and my parents are more likely to believe her excuses than they ever were for me. The last time they found her weed she told them she was holding it for a friend and they actually believed her. She also convinced my mom she was only taking birth control to help clear her skin.

Funny enough she was the one who always ratted me out for drinking underage in high school

>>34160961
Oh boy.
Are you in for a surprise.
The most intelligent chick I've met, really shy, great student, yada yada, as soon as she was 18, she dyed her hair blonde and turned into a slutty Stacy.

>>34161721
>>my younger brother and sister are twins and a duo of sadistic national socialist autists who constandly spout /pol/ memes and crack jokes about black people and jews at inappropriate times

Shit, they sound like my kind of people.

>>34176903
I could Kiss her, leave me some contact

>>34176972
>implying everyone is you
>implying everyone is her

retard logic, desu fambalam

>>34176130
please give your spider monkey sister my regards

>>34177173
Thing is she wasn't the only one, I just pointed out the most intelligent chick I knew.
The 2nd most intelligent did almost the same.

To be honest the only ones who ended up being able to be somewhat waifu material were the dumb chicks that weren't Stacies in their teen years.
The intelligent ones who weren't Stacies became Stacy later; the ones who were dumb and Stacies became single moms or married some beta provider.

Yeah, maybe your sister (or whatever chick) will be different.
And maybe I'll win the lottery next week.

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>>34160170
I'm the "degenerate sister" according to my religious autistic older sister. I'm 23 and unlike her, I:

>chose public school over religious school
>have gotten buzzed on alcohol at legal age
>dated a football Chad in high school
>saw my first dick and had sex at age 18
>have had four sexual partners
>had 13 tinder dates in 12 months
>like to wear shorts and two piece bathing suits
>stay out late until 1:30AM
>listen to classic rock and the radio
>haven't been to church in ten years
>like to wear eye makeup
>like wearing sleeveless tops and cute underwear

My parents think I'm not the most innocent thing. My sister never saw a dick or went past a peck on the lips of a guy she dated for two weeks. She's also depressed with anxiety issues while I'm the happier one.

No sisters here. Just be glad you have one.
>one older bro: dumb as dirt, dropout, NEET, extrovert that wants to be a vocalist or VA but can't find work & blames it on the economy which my brainwashed dad tries to bluepill him on
>used to be a millionaire off some "deal" he scored during his elementary school truancy days
>spent it all on fucking garbage on QVC that he's too lazy to put up for a yard sale
>has plenty of Arab friends, and a few black friends too ; doesn't bring them around cuz he's afraid our dad will kill them
>makes fun of me for being a neckbeard, manchild, lolicon, and rivethead (which I enjoy)
He's a joy to be around...

>>34161721
>my younger brother and sister are twins and a duo of sadistic national socialist autists who constandly spout /pol/ memes and crack jokes about black people and jews at inappropriate times
Holy shit, that's hilarious. If it makes you feel better, my brother speaks in Yiddish alot
>oy vey, shalom, the goyim don't get it, etc.
I don't think he hates the Jews, but he does hang out w/ Arabs alot.

>>34164060
>>34164122
I'll bet she does! Elementary school girls are the best.

Niggas get on my level:

>Sister moves out with 16, no job, dates a drug dealer for 7 years
>fast forward 7 years she got 2 children with him
>she uses MDMA and Speed.
>her drug dealer kingpin BF who made me a dealer basically tells me she snorts more than anyone he's ever met
>3g of speed a day
>they break up
>she hates the children and doesn't want them, switches through like 6 boyfriends cheats on 3 of em.
>is alone now raising her kids and she hates them
>got committed 2 time to psych ward for heavy speed psychosis
>wanted to kill herself and her children

Well yeah.. That's not the most fucked up person in my family...

>>34162906
So you don't want your own face on /r9k/ but you're fine with showing your sister's?

>>34174667
Dodged a bullet there. If she's willing to fuck a groid she's all kinds of fucked up.

Burn the coal, pay the toll

>>34160170
My sister is dating an Asian guy (Chinese) she met at her mma classes. They have a weed day in which they sit around Saturday evening watching films and being racist towards black people. I completely approve of him, he is absolutely bro tier and has a great job.and clearly loves her.

>>34178385
Drugs are degenerate as fuck.

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>>34176130
>mfw this was literally me except i browsed /vg/ and /pol/

tell her she's based everyday