Vocaroo thread

When I opened that picture I was expecting a glorious pair of hairy female armpits.

You left me very disappointed.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lyqaRbOpxq

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>>34155217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yko9cuhonl

>>34155283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1skvssYj5je

>>34155379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zPEVET9Jrd

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s09TpRok4RfP

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s08HYhUZPt8T

requestan

>>34155430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UzNfnsT85B

>>34155496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MOBY5P28O4

>>34155217
God damn it
You soiled me again, you wallydoo-wrangler

>>34155217
sauce111w!!@!@?

>>34155540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rD1o9rsQzK

How many posts until the girl derails it?

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>>34155638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fFY0IXpCvF

>>34155743
its 2am on a saturday night
i'll give it 4 more posts

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0voeJ1XGnhS

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>>34155745
fucking kek holy shit i can't breathe

also you talked too fast at the beginning and I can't make out what you're yelling at me

have an uncommon pepe for your companionship

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>>34155857
just trying to get me a gf

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>>34155638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jyxc9Vt4xX

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0frUMduwyrc

reading reading reading

>>34155770
>>34155962
Ding ding ding accurate prediction.

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>>34155962
BE MY GF NOW REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34156007
if dubs everyone gets gf

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>>34156032
So close my compatriot

>>34156011
only if you like literature and history

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>>34156068
i'm as dumb as a rock but you can teach me

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why do ponies not go to school on monday

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gt9UzZhbwO

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>>34156059
check again before you start pushing tulips

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>>34156107
How about you stop stair-ing at my image

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O6XqW7XRxF

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>>34156137
we're all gonna make it, za

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>>34156158
You really wanna pizza this, huh?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YMe8HuH6Q6

>>34156068
I LIKE ALL THOSE THING. please pick me you bitch

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>>34156186
yea i do tough guy, dont mess with me.
i watch slice of life anime

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>>34156223
Good on you, anim80
And thanks for calling me tough, really boosts the self-esteem, have a happy image

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s12kYRqN7qgT

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>>34156187
You don't sound human. Robo confirmed

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19jZO6tiVGc

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>>34156295

took me a sec to realize what was going on

>>34156295
Damn, he kinda looks like me, or other way around.

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>>34156089
>>34156192

>tfw no NICE smart bf to discuss music,art,literature, and history with

>>34156356
What did you expect when you came here at 3 in the morning? All the smart fellows left 4chan altogrther

>>34156356
>NICE
>smart
>bf

you only get 2

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>>34156356
>to dumb for a gf

>>34156337
really i was worried. people say my voice too high pitched

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>>34156316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01vnnRYhbEG

>>34156356
i am nice, what suddenly i am bad person cause i call you a bitch.

>>34156391
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12kYRqN7qgT

sounds like dry throat more than anything, can we hear a normal speaking voice?

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>>34156295
Here you go my poet buddy, some Russian poem for you, excuse me straight away, my nose is a bit stuffy, but I've tried.

>>34156417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08JSHQIU5Ze

>>34156395
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01vnnRYhbEG

Your voice, I like it. It's clear, no stutters and it sounds like something out of documentary. Have you considered this field? Or Audiobooks maybe?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jBFjMg56oL

>>34156455
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08JSHQIU5Ze

that's....not high pitched really. who told you that!?

>>34156496
a girl told me my voice was too feminine and high pitched.

>>34156427
Fuck, ofc I've forgot to include link might be a bit too loud.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aWx4JlQyeS

>>34156506
I mean, that wasn't really a great example of your voice, but the 3 words you did say sounded like a normal dude voice.

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>>34156427
>socialist realism

>>34156529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B8TZfHASo1

>>34156535
I don't care much about contents, I like poet himself, he was basically made to write pro-communist poems etc, but you can still see and hear his energy in all of those.

Sadly, but he killed himself, couldn't stand being force to do this and there was no other way to escape + women problems(sounds familiar?)

>>34156558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a82v9dBaHx

>>34156558
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B8TZfHASo1

Much better, a bit of a background noise, but it's ok.

>>34156571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YN1bt6Znvu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LnYaBfLQ9K

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>>34156605
Here you go, it'll help

Original

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SWnhYhXbV3

>>34156638
I do, why doth thou ask?

>>34156659
idk i was wondering cool things happen from it

>>34156605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05YlXwhCOZQ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UQfEYFrWHo
>>34156460
I have, but never seriously. Maybe I will have to look into it, thanks! Have a cold right now so it is a little harder to read these longer ones.

>>34155217
Sauce no them tiddies now

>>34156747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gz6KnRXZGx

Cold here as-well. Damn it, I want to breath thru my nose again.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kbtc0Lc3tp

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cVYKTUdjSJ

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dcbi7PQijN

>>34155217
>No tattoos all over the fucking place
How refreshing

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s059hBO56XYe

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DFSLYIgDq4

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>>34157038
loooooooooooooooooool
>implying i've had an ex.
>implying my penis isn't the biggest you've seen

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iaVU95uJYg

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n33fthC5jh

>>34157094
That's a really ugly penis.

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>>34157059
>he actualy posted it

>>34157153
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yKHwU7HnC0

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>>34157171

No oregano, just basil

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>>34155217
You folks wouldn't happen to know where I can get my hands on the vocaroo clips of a girl doing an impression of Raven from the Teen Titans? Looking on the desuarchives, she did a couple of vocaroos for you guys buck in February 2015 and it looks like they've been deleted from vocaroo's servers. I was wondering if anyone saved a copy of them before they got deleted.

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>>34155217
Late to the thread, oh well, have a passage.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1stvuxInm7P

>>34157171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cmexEZGQbs
oreg

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>>34157771
You could make a decent Morgan Freeman if you try, prolly

>>34157812
Thanks anon, would be a nice life desu.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mpgHvUHXFb

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>>34157927
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mpgHvUHXFb
This time it was more like Ben Stein

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>>34157957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F9nedg5IZG

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>>34156356
>tfw My IQ is 132 and I love history and practice music
>tfw too shy to approach a girl
>and I live in northern European countryside ;_;

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>>34158075
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F9nedg5IZG

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E7h7bbuBlQ

>>34156105
not bad my dude

original comment 1234

>>34156474
what the fuck did i just listen to

original comment

>>34156907
i took a sacrifice so that nobody else had to

avenge me brothers, and please don't click on this link, your life depends on it

*dies*

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>>34158430
Clicked on it before, no harm done tho

here's a song for you my dudes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jREYZITM6Q

idk man.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mEifYcYDx2

>>34158608

Directions or gtfo.

>>34158810

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OsLyorlBPc

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SUMYHPwhFj

>>34158871
You're a girl, lose weight and talk to guys

You got this

>>34158871
>trans girl
>girl
There's your problem. You're not really a girl, and rational men know this; we don't want to settle down with the severally mentally ill

>>34158871
go kill yourself you degenerate

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>>34155217
It's 6am and I'm dying inside due to lack of sleep. so here's my inner 11 year old with a very important message

>>34159556
shit, im retarded too desu. here I meant to put this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WR2gfkG36C

>>34156356
Im currently reading beyond good and evil and I listen to jazz, where do i sign up to be your bf?

>>34158871
You sound like you belong on tumblr to be perfectly honest, senpai

>>34155217
fuck off you niger cunt

>>34155217
Fuck you OP! I hope you die in your awake