Tell us about your virginity. I passed the point of no return

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>>34165578
Hi yes I'm virgin. 28.

>I passed the point of no return last year.
You mean you're a true wizzie?

>>34166625
Nah, according to the chart. I'm 21. Haven't talked to a female in... 2 years maybe? I don't even know but around that time I finished school.

>15
>middle school badass
What kind of 15 yr is still in middle school

24 this year. Only a half-decade to go.

>>34166861
the original version of this image was edited a long, long time ago to re-arrange all the words and shit on the early kids, like how they made the youngest kid the one talking about beer, and everyone saved and reposted edited ones enough so it became the default. still makes me laugh everytime it crops up

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>past the point of no return a few months ago
I never really cared. Still don't care.

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>posting the retarded edits

>>34166996

We should definitely add something at 40 though, between Wizard and Wraith. A Wizard that old deserves some title. Chaos Wizard?

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>>34166773
Cute, you're like a little baby. I suggest engaging evasive maneuvers, activate auxiliary thrust ultra propulsion turbo emergency boost to not crash on planet permavirginity. It's not easy surviving down here. I suggest you overclock your warp drive and just go to normie galaxy instead desu.

>>34167053
I think for japs it's 30 : wizard, 40 : fairy.

>only goes down to 13

>>34165578
That last one is wrong. It is at that point that you rediscover the need for a gf, a gf equal to yourself. And the universe itself becomes your gf.

I put my dick in a girl at 16 and neither of us finished, havent done it since then, does that count?

>Actually, my main is in Vernis

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Wizard in two months.

Not even really bitter or sour grapes about it so much now. Its just kind of a thing.

My spinster aunt didn't marry until she was over 50, to a man who hadn't been married before either around the same age. They seem really happy, and truly enjoy being with each other. Maybe the same will happen to me.

>>34167229
33 here, eagerly awaiting the moment when women my age give up on the children meme and accept it's not happening. I just want some cat lady to snuggle and go for walks with, without her obsessing over producing more of socially dysfunctional us.

lost mine at 32 and i gots a hot date tonight
theres still hope

>>34167536
Did you pay for it? How did it go? Actually, how you got there is more interesting.

Asking for a friend.

>>34167592
actually, if you must know, it was with an 8\10 asian ladyboy i met on grindr (i topped btw). crushed her bpucci two nights in a row then she found a new meat stick.
i'm ambivalent, bc it was the greatest thing that ever happened to me but i can't tell my rl friends that she was actually a dude.
i've since had sex with a legit female a few times.
fucking the ladyboy gave me a ton of confidence.

>>34167780
h-hot
can you detail how you first met in person and how you fucked :3

>>34166861
A finnish one.

>>34165578
>le point of no return
Don't worry lads that's just a meme, I lost mine aged 22.

>>34167034
I'm 31

That puck cuts deep.

>>34167890
well it was a grindr encounter so there isn't much to tell
She randomly msged me on grindr, we chatted for a short time and she wanted to come over, so i went and picked her up.
I remember my jaw dropping as i saw her walking to my car, i think my exact words were 'oh my fuck'.
we got back to my place and she was out of her clothes before we even got to the couch, and dropped to her knees and took my pants down and started blowing me.
after about 5 min of that she wanted me to eat her ass...which i was slightly reluctant about but seeing that tight little asian ass that was indecipherable from female..well i didn't argue, and i probably rimmed her for 20 minutes...at least that's what it felt like. I enjoyed that thoroughly as well, didn't even smell like shit.
She said 'if asses could cum i'd have cum twice'.
Then she got down on the floor stuck her ass up in the air and asked me to fuck her, which I did for i don't know how long. she came by jerking herself off while i railed her, until i unleashed my seed deep in her rectum.
after that we cuddled on the couch and watched family guy for about an hour then took her home.

>>34165578

26 and I've just kind of accepted my fate. Outside of the occasional (once a month) bout of loneliness, I don't even feel it anymore.

Sometime around 22 I realized that, while I would gladly accept if a woman were to magically appear who loves me, I'm not really willing to put in the effort of making myself desirable and pursuing women myself. I like who I am, and who I am is not a desirable person, changing myself in a desperate attempt to get pussy, or even love and companionship, just seems wrong.

At the end of the day, its nice being able to think about my early retirement with no dependents. I work a solid job that would normally give a family a good life, so I can live fairly extravagantly since I don't have to save for anyone but me. Obviously I'll have to off myself before I have medical problems bad enough that my offspring would normally start taking care of me, but as long as that happens after my parents die I don't really care.

>>34167053
The original version of this before all the edits had you gaining wizard powers at 40. Point of no return was 25.

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>>34166924
Same boat. I wonder what special power I will end up getting.

I don't have it anymore as of 2 months ago, despite being past the point of no return. I didn't sleep with a normie, or even a cyborg though. I could be more attracted to her but I hate her attitude, fear of confrontation and the fact that she isn't a good kisser. I will say this bros, once you start getting regular sex, you can't go back to not fucking. We do it at least 3-6 times a week, and when I'm stressed out she is always willing to fuck me. I'm even thinking about getting my life together and going full normie because of sex.

I'm my youthful haste, I lost it at around 16-17. I was a fat loser and I thought I was really running late on it. I knew this Chinese girl since early middle school. Met her online. Never fucked a girl I didn't meet online.

I just wanted it gone.

Years pass and I continue to have sex with girls. Some asian, others not.

I end up having a baby just a few weeks after my 23rd birthday.

Life became a struggle. I can barely find time to do anything I like. I used to play online games competitively. I used to have fun playing Pokemon tournaments. Now I can't even afford a new DS XL to replace my old 2ds.

I don't draw anymore. I dont write. I don't have ideas anymore. The magic is gone. I'm always tired. I don't have freedom anymore. I can't just go to the mall or to get fast food for lunch anymore.
I have so many unfinished personal projects.

Younger robots, heed this warning.

Sex isn't better than the satisfaction of living your own life freely. It's not worth it. Focus on education , focus on video games. Focus on your personal projects and hobbies. Ignore the opposite sex.

Don't end up like me

>>34168433
how about i just wear a condom and not get a bitch knocked up

>>34168433
>>34168470
>NA education
I guess it is not a meme afterall

>>34165578
Lost my virginity age 20 at uni

Now married for 7 years and it's great

Robots can be saved

All of you can do it

I'm 30

Never got laid. Need to fix my dick and pay for it.

>tfw lost at 14
>tfw had sex multiple times
>tfw once I hit 20 lost it all and now can't into social

>>34168940
REEEE FAILED NORMIE GET OUT

>>34168835
>All of you can do it
You can't go around promising things like this. It's mean.

>26

The problem with this shit is that once you pass 19 years old, you have dug yourself so far deep in a hole that is nearly impossible to escape without bullshit luck. I am bad with women, because I have zero experience with women, because I am bad with women and can't get any experience with them.......

>>34165578
I technically lost mine at 10 when my 15 year old cousin fucked me but I feel that doesnt really count

>>34165578
I lost my virginity at 22, now I have sex on a daily basis

32 M virgin los angeles

kik id: zsasza

>>34167034
thank you anon this made me feel good (20) here

23 and I've conditioned myself to no longer be attracted to 3d through years of exclusively fapping to 2d. I no longer feel very anxious in public and can have regular interactions with normalfags. Feels fucking liberating. Even if being 2dsexual is a delusion it's made me genuinely happy.

>>34167437
That. I just want a woman to hang out with in the same house. No sex, no physical intimacy. And no child please.
36 yo wizard by the way.

>>34170018
>No sex, no physical intimacy.

Why not?

>>34168162
>she, she, her, she
I don't think you know what these words mean

>>34165578
I lost my virginity just after the point of no return and had a good couple months of getting laid, but it's been totally dry for the 2 years since. The legend is true. I'm gonna end up with all the qualities of a 30+ permavirgin minus the wizard powers.

>>34170057
I feel like I'll hate it. I am in a latin EU country and people greet with handshakes for males and kiss (not on the mouth) for females. I always go for handshakes for females it's awkward enough for me. You should see the look on their faces...
I don't like being touched, being naked, even alone. But I'd like some company, to discuss books, movies, life, to go out and walk in the forest, things like that.

>26 year old virgin
>Have date with a QT coming up soon

Is it even worth going to at this point? Even if things went great and I made it to the bedroom eventually, she'd obviously see how inexperienced I was.

>>34170318
Nah m8.
Give up.
Don't try.

>>34170318
She could find it cute, and even if she didn't if she liked you enough she might not care.

Good job on getting a date, it's the first step.

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I lost my virginity at the point of no return

26 KV checking in. havent talked to a girl in like 2 years i think

also need to fix penis so i can actually have sex

>>34170599
what is wrong with benis ?

>>34170200
I feel like actual sex isn't worth the effort - if I'm doing it for myself, I'm gonna finish in like 3 minutes before she even feels anything, if I'm doing it for someone I'm gonna have to pace myself, concentrate on staying hard and not cumming, change positions etc and it stops being fun and becomes a chore.
But mutual masturbation and/or oral is nice.

>>34170433
I was thinking of hiring an escort so at least I don't look like a complete idiot if things ever escalate from a date. Think spending $200-400 is worth it?

>>34170495
Thanks!

I'll probably still go on the date just so I can say I tried, but I don't envision things going well if it ever gets to that point.

>>34170743
Don't hire an escort, it won't help. They're just out to make money, and won't tell you what they enjoy.

You need and open dialogue with any partner about what works for them and you and what doesn't. Sex isn't just benis in bagina, not even close.

Hopefully (and most likely if she's a genuine QT) she'll be understanding.

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>>34168433
Fuck your shitty advice, not anyone's fault but yourself that have no control over your life or decisions dumbass.

Lost it at 21. It took constant effort from the moment I started college.

>>34170734
Sex is such a pain in the ass (pun unintended) if you're not emotionally close. Part of why it becomes a chore in dying relationships.

This wizard meme. What does it mean?

Wizardry implies some sort of intelligence, wit or whatever.

>>34167034
>he says while posting a retarded edit

>>34171092
It means that newscum like you should hang themselves

>>34165578
I remember when the image for 17 was the one for 20.

Anyway, I'm 22, I don't really want to become a wizard, too many spells to remember and I like people more than I like scrolls, tablets, books and ridiculously big hats.

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24 KV. I still want to find a plain, not conventionally attractive girl just as geeky and autistic as me and then lose our virginities together on our wedding night. I actually started several dating profiles and started going to /soc/ but they're all normies. I'll keep dreaming for now.

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>>34171092

It's a meme from Japan, older than 4chan itself:
> 30-Year-Old Male Virgin becomes Wizard

It became more and more widespread and is know accepted as a fact, for they do harness mystical energies.

>>34168470

lol its never that simple

Its like dieting, you say you'll do one thing, but then you caught up in the heat of the moment give into to temptation and do another.

You think most of these idiots with kids wanted it that way? Love will make you go full retard and cum in a bitch no condom.

>>34171232
This isn't going to happen anon. Be more realistic before you die alone.

>>34171259
I can't settle. I want someone who's been faithful to me even before we met and can share in my spergy interests.

>>34171234
>>34171178

I know it's from Japan and it's old, but it's still stupid.

Maybe it's that forever child mentality? Is that what it means

>>34167174
can confirm from personal experience

>>34171456

You're asking why some memes catch on and other die fast. Well, no easy answer.

If I had to guess, it's because the symbol is an amalgam of several things:
> Wizards tend to live alone in towers
> Wizards have a tendancy to kidnap girls so the hero can save them
> Wizards are old and unkept and grumpy
> Forever Virgins play Dungeons&Dragons
> A 30 year old virgin must be some kind of outworldly person (Fedora, collecting figures, the whole package)

Or they simply really acquire incredible powers and fight Zargotrax and his undead unicorns across the galaxies.

You decide.

If people knew I were a virgin by choice AND I'm not religioua I'd have been brutally beaten into submission.

>>34168433
>What is condom?

Jesus Christ, what a retard

>>34171618
>>34171618
Why? I know a guy who goes around and tells that he will proudly stay a virgin, and asks if other will stay that way as well. He is seen as slightly goofy and wierd

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>>34165578

>tfw still 105 years left til my mechanical bodyshell

>>34165578
>Didn't go to prom
>19
1 year until no return

>>34165578

How does this chart look like for cyborgs? I went down on a girl once

>>34165578
>you are the beginning and end of everything
>this includes virginity
>you basically created the universe and created the chain of cosmic fate that would lead towards you never getting a gf
>tfw it's always been all your fault all along

>>34172122
dude

that's deep

wow man

>>34172122
what if you never wanted one.

I'm satisfied

Almost lost it to my oneitis the other night but I couldnt get a boner. Was so embarrassed

>>34172235
i hope you get another chance soon anon :3
rooting for you!

>>34172949
With her? Maybe, shes a really close friend of mine. And she seems to like me a lot so hopefully it'll happen again with her.

27 here. i don't have any problems socializing with or talking to women, in fact i'm perfectly fine at it, i'm just ugly so none are attracted to me. i can talk with them but none will ever want anything more.

>>34173243
Talking to women with no intention of pursuing them is easy.
It's when you're supposed to make a move where things get hard.

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29 KHV here (once held hands with my oneitis when we crossed the street). No dating prospects whatsoever.

Should I succumb to an eternity of wizardry?

>>34165578
>I'll be 19 in 2 weeks
>I'll have a year before I become an even bigger degenerate to society

Who here young but /neverhadachance/?