Canada Thread

416 checking in
Came back here for school a week ago and already bored out of my mind

416 checking in. Toronto. At university.

Put a gun in my mouth. I just increased dose on Anti-dep meds so the side-effects were hitting me pretty hard. Missed class all of last week cause I spent the entire week lying in bed, watching buffy the vampire slayer and playing Pokemon. Today is the first time all week I left my room and ate something besides cup noodles. And let me tell you, it sucks 18 dicks in a row. The sunlight is burning my eyes, social immersion is crippling, and I'm knee-deep in work.

604 represent. I fucking hate my neighbourhood, it's at the cross section of being poor enough to have to deal with heroin junkies frequently, but trendy enough to where hipster fucks are a common sight.
Cheap rent where I'm at, though.

902 here

>>34189142

>buffy

what's up with depressed girls rewatching buffy? i swear every depressed girl i know does this

>>34189142
>Put a gun in my mouth.
What gun?

>>34189142
What are you taking? Is it school getting you down, or what?

>sucks 18 dicks in a row
Hot.

>>34188613
403 here.
pissed off at the carbon tax our NDP government brought into our already crippled economy.

>>34189705
Not a girl. I'm in love with alyson hannigan. I've already watched the American pies and How I met your mother.

>>34189743
A water gun.

>>34189770
When they increase the dosage on anti-dep meds, you feel the side-effects more. In this case, it's probably enhanced feelings of depression. Also, can't masturbate easily so I'm spending 1-2 hours a day working at it.

>>34189858
A water gun sounds cool, actually: neat way to take a drink.

250 Vancouver Isle. Send me a gf or something

Ottawa here. Haven't met anyone new since school let out in December. Finished my EE degree, but the marks aren't back yet so I won't officially have graduated for another little while. Been killing time running and reading, occasionally writing, working out or doing job hunt stuff. Will be starting badminton in a week, would rather do soccer but I don't want to commit to a team if I might be moving for work. Not super looking forward to having a job, since I've done coop and it's no great shakes.

>>34188613
780 fuck all u bitches.

Mfw uni life is a sham. Not in any friend circles and don't know any languages other than English while being a chink. Literally locked out of normie circles because its way too late and I don't do weed, and out of any chink circles because they don't like outsiders. Who U of T here?

>>34191512
pretty much exactly the same. I live in Chinatown, too to top it all off. Can't even speak with my landlord cause she's straight off the boat.

>Go to western
>Learn far more researching and reading on myself own time.
>The only thing that western has taught me is to hate the Chinese.

Seriously, I fucking hate the foreign Chinese students. They're colossal narcissistic assholes who are incapable of decent human interaction.

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>>34188613

306 saskatcha-fag reporting in.

I'm a real-fuckin'-prairie-sage over here, ask me anything.

>>34191544
Hope you live in a good part of it. There was a shooting at spadina and bloor like 5-6 months ago, a mugging gone wrong iirc.

>>34191714
I feel you, it's not only at western. The chinks literally come from China and live in Canada within their Chinese circles and expect every Asian to know Mandarin. I've had so many people just walk up to me in class of the blue and start talking to me in mandarin and expecting me to know it. The moment I respond in the English they just shrink away and forget I exist.

>>34191512
>>34191544
Huehue we language cucked you
>BLEACHED

>>34191862
I know enough Cantonese to get by but not enough to hang in chink circles and be one of them. Mfw born here.

>>34191861
Well, I guess more precisely, I live at the art gallery. It's not too bad. Rent is cheap as fuck

But to your other point, this actually makes it hard to meet normal people that aren't chinese since your average white person just assumes I don't speak English well.

Most of the super chinks don't talk to me cause I don't dress or look like them. You can usually tell really easily if they speak any english. I suppose that means you must look, dress or act like a mainland chink.

>>34191888
Sucks bro. All the fob Asians and muslims in my engineering classes really cut down my potential social circle.

>>34191080
sup , edmonton here , central, wanna hang out?

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>>34191861
>a mugging gone wrong ,

how does a mugging go right?

>>34192011
I was 2% away from the enrollment cutoff for some shitty engineering so now I just waste my time suffering in chemistry. Just want to get my degree and fuck off, I know the job openings for shit in chem is extremely small and my GPA is really bad so I have no idea what I'll do after I graduate.

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604 Vancouver. Slow ass day living the wagie life.

>>34192119
If you know or have been Spadina and bloor, more precisely along Spadina and you can consider Yonge st. as well, there are a ton of crazy people there.

Which is funny because Spadina and bloor is right besides the university. But yeah. The area is pretty poor and to my knowledge, there are a couple of hospitals/mental institutions around that area.

So, crazy and poor. They might fuck you up just cause they're crazy after you give them your shit.

709 bitch here

>tfw no other Newfie ever posts in these threads

>>34192200
Yeah, 3 homeless shelters on the borders of the university campus and a mental health/addiction hospital at the edge of campus. I always found it funny that a homeless shelter was across from the exam center and you'd have homeless loitering on the other side of the street after coming out from an exam.

>>34189142
647 here, hook me with some pills senpai I'm dying here

>>34192288
Well, I'm on Venlafaxine, moving from Setraline. I have a ton of setraline left over but word of caution, it's incredibly sedating and you lose your sex drive. Can't masturbate and it takes forever to cum if you try.

>>34192340
>it's incredibly sedating and you lose your sex drive
That's actually a side effect I've been looking for since the new semester started and I see so many qts all the time I fap like 2-3 times a day and it's killing all my time. Also, I don't really need any sex drive because I will never get a girl anyway

>>34192272
We have the same air of thing going on at the University of Ottawa. There's a homeless shelter twenty feet from campus - between the school and a mall. So you have an endless procession of daddy's girls wearing uggs and yoga pants parading past grubby homeless people for their morning Starbucks.

>>34192400
Buy into onaholes. They work great at sucking away at your lust compared to normal masturbation. One use and I'm good for 2-3 days where I feed 0 need or arousal.

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I live in a shithole in buttfuck nowhere ontaria too retarted to move to a city. fucking lonely as hell have no friends everyone's a big truck driving chad...

TorontoNEET here.

Any other losers want to meet up and do NEET stuff?

>>34192775
Unifag here, what is there to do in Toronto other than blow money on dumb shit? I guess it's okay if you have fun though.

>>34192803
I don't know what normies do but I keep myself entertained.

>>34189825
nigga you get 170 dollars back

>>34192775
What do you have in mind? Toronto here. Not quite a neet as I'm at UofT but I rarely go to my classes so one might consider me a NEET.

>>34192675
I know that feel. Which town?

>>34192085
Yes please. As long as you're not autismo.

>>34192842
I was actually looking for people to hit the gym on campus with so it isn't so awkward when I just enter alone and have no clue how to use these new machines also spotting in case I fuck up and kill myself. But that aside I basically have no hobbies other than shitposting.

>>34192842
I was just hoping someone would have a suggestion desu

>>34192926
Can't help you there friendo. I used to go to the atheletic centre to run. Just cardio stuff but that was 4 years of persistent smoking and weed ago. Also, I lost 30 pounds since and I'm 100-110 which means I'm scrawny as fuck. Not a lot of muscle to be gained.

However, If you go, you can meet people pretty easily. I've talked to people there before pretty easily (from when I went to join a club). They're pretty welcoming and nice about awkward people. They also have volunteer instructors or personal trainers doing their degree in kinesiology so you could sign up for that.

>>34189142
lmao anti depressant meds are fucking trash. Drop out of school and do 5 hits of acid at once if you really want to cure your meme-pression.

>>34192176
lmao fucking america 1.9:1. just as retarded as the rest of the imperial system.

>>34192675
>big truck dricing chad
if you come into the city you'll be forced to compete with businessman wang, and big dick tyrone. you still have a better chance of competing with truck drivers.

>>34192903
Francophone town with a population of 300/400 in Northern Ontario surrounded by other abit larger small towns and the Rez. 3/4 hours away from sault and thunder bay

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>>34188613
204 here. Its only -6
last week it was -45 over night
so i cant complain

>>34192823
i could get a mid tier escort

416/905 here

I work around Toronto and the GTA. Visit east of the city to the tricity Hamilton area with work.

Works killing me right now I got a bunch of paperwork in holding off doing even though it's due tomorrow.

519 reporting in.

Anything to do out here?

Been sliding into the hermit zone as of later.

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>>34193473
I mean the chads that drive the lifted up pickup truck so many of them in le small town

>>34193486
Dubreuilville?

canada does not exist
has anyone actually ever seen canada? didnt think so

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>>34188613
506 here.

Just chilling, everyone here is dead, no one cares really, economy is shit, chinks roam the streets in bigger amounts everyday, we let everyone ride us like a bicycle (fuck me harder Irving) and nothing in the world matters or happens here, a natural isolation bubble.

>>34192266
709 also. I'm from town, where you from?

You guys are getting swarmed by the Chinese over there too? Fuckin' hell.

>>34194219
Meant for
>>34194152
I fucked up but at least I'm original flavoured

416 Toronto femanon here
Send boyfriend. Or friends. Or a gun? Literally anything, I lack human contact and I'm so goddamn bored. I just sent out uni applications, pray for my acceptance. Thaaaaaaaaanks.

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>>34188613
also 613 ottawa here

any good sushi buffets anywhere? Hokkaido in byward just doesn't do it for me anymore

416/647 bot
i hate Toronto

>>34192842
What are you studying at UofT? I hear it's really hard to get into?

>>34193667
Same, Windsor?

519 here. I've got a boner and a car.

>>34191822
How bout those ticks last summer?

>>34194291
I refuse to believe a fembot can exist in Toronto.
>>34194361
You'd have to be crazy not to.

>>34191822
usask?

>>34194532
KW, sorry man.

450 here, can i stay or we arent canadian?

Day of the Rake soon

>>34195115
450 also, I consider myself Canadian way before I'd consider myself a quebecois

>>34194240
>I fucked up but at least I'm original flavoured
Wot?

>>34194661
Okay, but here I am and I clearly exist. Someone be my friend, please.

>>34195834
Post kik or something, then.

>>34194329
I've only gone to hockey sushi in Kanata.

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>>34193529
>that picture
>implying we don't get both blazing summers and freezing cold winters

437 master race

Got laid off from working at lush. Neet atm

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289 checkin in

hamilton fuckin sucks

>>34193529
Winnipeg?
Perfect night walk temp right now.

>a
>fucking
>leaf

all of you kill yourselves ASAP

>>34197092
jealous of the BCC?

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>>34197087
yes sir, what part of town you in?

>>34195987
Why does everyone have a kik on 4chan these days. Here's my snapchat if you have that: light0

>>34197526
North end/Scotia heights. You?

>>34197795
LOL like right near kildonan Park

Anyone else under the weather with the flu this time of the year?

>>34194291
probably some rule against contactfagging but fuck it got here a week ago bored as fuck
20/m/etobicoke
[email protected]

>>34194291
Il be your bf. My kik is mekgineer

>>34197994
Doctor no.

Etobicoke/Woodbridge/Maple/Tottenham bro here. currently enjoying never going downtown since its a waste of time and full of niggers and chinks

>>34194291
I would but you're probably ~5 years younger in which case ill feel like a pedo

>>34195834
If you're in North York and near York University I'll be your friend

>>34190235
What part? I frequent Campbell River in the summers

>>34191080
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there's to many leafs to respond to but this buds for you eh?

>A FUCKING LEAF

LEL
Ottawa dudes think women from Ottawa come on here
You go to uno, see girls everyday but are resorting to this?
LEL
There is 7 dudes for each girl. They get chad, beta and ugo dick tossed at them 24/7. They do not have any lack of options
Even the autism girl.playing Nintendo in her room has 20 beta on Feb msging her.

Turn gay like most Ottawa men or learn to be alone.

just a frenchie from QC Repentigny passing by.

450

Just a guy who drop cegep to finally do something with his life. (aka working and party hard)

Another 604 reporting in

Who wants to be the first to drop a contact?

514 here (in b4 fuck off frenchfag)

Roommate in the other room with QT 7/10. She's a mortician.

I predict he gets cucked by a cadaver within the month,

>>34199536
Tabarnak, un gars de repentigny!

On vas au Gascon?

ahahah omg.

>>34194847
Brantford reporting in

>>34188613
902, NSfag.

Canadian problems. I wish it weren't so fucking cold out there, so i can smoke without feeling like I'm losing my fingertips.

589 here.

Well actually I'm an expat and haven't lived in Canada for over a decade.

How have things changed? I still read CBC news but that just gives me glimmers

>>34191080
edmonton fag here

>>34199814
Good to see you anon.

>>34200020
our pm is a twitter diva

our foreign minister is actually banned from entering moscow, so thats gonna be interesting

weed still illegal (soon tho)

quebec still a shithole

vancouver still full of chinks and gooks

toronto less of a shithole, but still boring

north forests are still beautiful

winter still a bitch

we can actually get landlines and internet really far north. you can actually live near the hudson bay without an iridium phone.

our telecom industry is still shit, especially bell. fuck bell.

we did okay last olympics

>>34189825
403 here too, are you cute?

>>34200109
Thanks. Good to know you guys are holding down the fort

>>34200157
NP buddy, make sure you come back for the 150th anniversary of the British North America Act of 1867 that made us an actual country and not a satellite state of the Old Empire.

>>34195681
well i live in montreal
>i only meet quebecer once a week or so
>most people around me are actually french from france or italian

>>34200336
Let me guess, near St-Henri?

Not a leaf but I'm a spic traveling to Canada soon.
Going to Edmonton, what to expect?

>>34200413
the cold. best hockey teams are all in other cities.

>>34188613
Who /506/ here?

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>tfw no one in this general vicinity
>tfw no 519 gf

>>34200489
Fembot from 519 here m8

anybody /childrensaidsociety/ child here?
more like childrends AIDSociety am i right

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>>34200504
Hory shet, whereabouts?

>>34200536
KW, and you, anon?

>>34200361
mannnn how did you guess (im french from france)
being seing a worrying increase in arab lately, to want montreal to turn into marseille

>>34194152

ayyy 506

What city you from senpai?

SJ here

>>34200555
don't*
>tired af
>can't write properly

>>34200231
Yeah, hopefully I don't get detained for all the debt I ran away from

>>34200555
St-Henri is the second worst borough. Italians everywhere and arabs are taking it over. it's turning into Ville-St-Laurent (combination of shitty housing+lots of migrants). I'm in Laval now (mtl suburbs are still white safe spaces thank god). try moving to TMR/Outremont. It's full of jews but they're the quietest neighbors ever.

>>34200546
Smack dab in the middle of the circle, Hanover.

>tfw trapped in a town of 8000
>tfw the nearest bigger city is 45 minutes away

>tfw no cute gaybot in 416/647
>bear neet that no one wants
feelsbadman

>>34200620
An hour and a half drive away from me. That fucking blows. Why don't you move, Anon?

>>34189825
h-hey i'm 403 too.

we get money back so i'm not complaining. m/f?

>>34200112
different anon but hey. are you cute? m/f?

>>34200656
Currently working part-time retail so don't think I could support myself without my parents.

>>34200605
italians don't bother me, i moved here when i was around 10 so lot of my friend are ''di italia'' the only real prob are shitty arab ruinnig everything again, maybe going to move to ''la petite italie''
>based italian christian save montreal from islam

>>34200656
Stratford here. I'll be down to pound your boi pucci if you're offering.

vancouver fgt but currently living in edmonton rn. what the fuck is there to do in this city?

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613 kingston

original post

>>34189825
403 as well. Oilfags report in

>>34199536
cegep is a meme except for the 3 year program

>>34200833
hey nice dubs

how you doin im here too

>>34200727
Makes sense, so to hear that though.

Hey Anon, wanna be buddies? kik: anonchanthrowaway

>>34199763
i bet you 1 poutine that he gets cucked by BBC

>>34200769
Not offering, but I'm a damn good wingman if you need a hand picking up a waifu.

>>34200848
cegep is two years of weed and underage drinking, it's like going to college in america and having English as your major.

Is Letterkenny accurate? Would it be the Canadian version of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

>>34200886
raise you a 50c hot dog from La Belle Province he gets cucked by two BBCs.

>>34200896
Maybe, how old are you? Originalio

>>34200897
2 years is the pre-uni. 3 years is the trade(nursing,architect,business administration,computer administration, building system,etc). I had a classmate in my 3year program who was in cegep since 2006 when i enrolled in 2011. Not sure if he graduated by now.
>>34200925
Deal

Montreal anons redpill me on blacks and muslims in the city. How many are there?

>>34200972
19, what about you anon?
Originiallllllll

>>34201030
Stay away from st. michel. Fill with black. Muslims are loud in public transport. Lots of qt muslims studying in uni.Most blacks are chill

>>34201039
32 fucking lol

Orinigalal

>>34201160
kekekek

origirony

>>34189679
commercial drive?

>>34192176
its a painful grind brother

>>34200806
parkade darts

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>vancouver
>tfw half gook half slav
>everyone mistakes me as a fob because i look more asian than white
>everyone is a chad and only chase white stacies

being an asian fembot in vancouver is the worst

>>34201869
>asian and slav
>perfect combination
Pls be my e-gf

>>34201869
kitsilano here waddup

>>34201905
Basically a gook. I'm just paler and no chinky nose.
>>34201918
do you do drugs anon

>>34201982
>Basically a gook. I'm just paler and no chinky nose.
W-wanna be my gf?

>immigration minister is a somali
prepare to see at least 4 times as many somali bandit gangs on the street

I've met literally hundreds of somalis and only 3 of them hadn't tried to rape, rob or steal

>>34201982
just smoke weed every once and awhile. did cocaine every day for like a year and a half then quit cold turkey; it just wasnt for me. did a lot of acid and psychs but no longer. just weed n beer. u?

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>>34201990
where are you anon
>>34202058
shame. drugs are not for me.

>>34202096
Ontario ;_;

origininal

>>34190235
250, near Quadra and Mackenzie. a/s/l?

>>34202096
yeah same for the most part
what do you look like

204, today was a beautiful day out so I spent it inside avoiding all possible human contact.

Also fuck the fact that the one week its finally nice here is when I am leaving town.

>>34188613
867, Whitehorse Yukon

It't pretty windy, but its not a harsh wind. The south winds are kinda relaxing, which worries this time of year. Growing up -40oC would be the norm, but lately the snows been melting.
Right now im going to college for business.

519/416 fag reporting in. Toronto is kinda lame dude

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>>34191512
UofT here, senpai.

Feeling pretty lonely. I guess I know people I could talk to, but I don't have that deep, exhilarating type of friendship I crave. Someone I can be honest about all my defects with and still have them like me.

Anyone here like metal, or black comedies, or walking around talking about dumb shit?

>>34199605
Sounds like she turned you down for a date, bro.

>>34188613
30/m/bi here in toronto

add me on kik: gorvi42 to chat

>>34202700
>or black comedies, or walking around talking about dumb shit?
yes. i'm in north york though so not really toronto

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>>34201869
>AN ASIAN WOMAN COMPLAINING ABOUT MEN CHASING WHITE GIRLS

LOLOLOLOLGTFO

>tfw you go to Guelph bc too dumb for Waterloo

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>>34202758
Yes? and? whats the point here

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450

wanna meet 'n' fuck?

Anyone in toronto want they're boipussy smashed
or to commit mutual suicide or be friends idk

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Edmonton here, anyone got any feels tonight?

>>34202815
You're delusional.

Oregano comment.

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>>34200725
I've been told, I'm F
Anyone else 403? leave skype/kik?

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>Oshawa

People complain about this place but every city West of here just gets progressively worse. But I guess it's the opposite if you go east.

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post pic u sound qt af

o r i g i n a l

416

that feel when you have a crippling personality disorder

f

>>34202964
My Kik's Onion256
Im in 867 but sometimes end up going to Alberta

604.

Dude, women in Vancouver are so fucking ugly. Not the women of European descent, but these migrants from Asia are especially awful looking.

lol

>>34203118
so you're saying I should move to vancouver

>>34200504
wanna talk? 18/m kik max123_9

>>34203118
I went to Van with my then girlfriend at the time. Lots of cute asian ladies there. Have being a virgin for the rest of your life

>>34203170
kill yourself, faggot

pz

>>34200620
I'm from Mildmay.

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>>34201869
>asian in vancouver
>complaining
fuck off, you have no idea the social struggle when growing up 90% of the school was asian and wouldn't let you into their social groups because you weren't

literally every white person i know over the years has gone from slightly irritated to full /pol/ gas em now edition, but only when we're alone together can we discuss it because we're all cowards who won't look it in the eye.

>>34201869
I need an asian gf in my life. I got rejected by all of them who I asked (3). Im a tall white man from the boreal forests of Canada. Same time zone too

Vancouver island here...any qts?

>>34203235
>literally every white person i know over the years has gone from slightly irritated to full /pol/ gas em now edition, but only when we're alone together can we discuss it because we're all cowards who won't look it in the eye.
You gotta fight back and stand up to these rats, anon.

>>34203235
> growing up 90% of the school was Asian and wouldn't let you into their social groups because you weren't

Word, I dealt with that shit in New Westminster as well.

>>34202962
look at >>34203118

>>34203235
oh please. i'm too white for the asians and too asian for the whites.

>>34203051
>posting pic
thats just asking for more attention silly

>>34203330
i have literally zero reason to believe you

die banana

>>34203330
reee be my e-gf I wanna give you white babies

>>34189679
Hey Mike

>implying you don't enjoy GM place, Chinese girls and Viet subs

>>34203330
what makes you different from others who are culturally white but ethnically non-white?

>>34194329
All AYCE sushi are the same.

>>34191064
Parlez-vous francais? Tu dois pour un travaille un ottawa. Cuck.

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403 / Calgary
20 F
kik uri_chan
skype jumbowaterdog

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what will happen if a GTA girl moves to newfoundland?

i like the nice houses

>>34203515
You should marry me and then we can move together

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>>34203524
that doesn't explain what will happen if i drop myself in the middle of NL

>>34203555
I don't know but do you wanna be my GTA waifu?

>>34203587
not particularly no, i can't make it any more original than this

>>34203071
want to hang out?

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>>34203638
o-okay, sorry
i didn't mean to bother you

>>34203515
thats a silly reason to move there. enjoy your nojob

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Does anyone know who this girl is? I want to fill her up with my seed so fucking bad.

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>>34200546
>tfw KW
>missed gf by a couple hours

>>34203776
Missed? Still here, anon.

613 ottawa
i dunno man
24 ex neet. philosophy student uottawa
no friends
anybody play any instruments?

>>34203675
maybe will you be my ai bf

>>34203916
sure. whats your kik?

gtorigorilla

>tfw Manitoba
>it's shit, but one of the few provinces with a decently large ISP that offers unlimited internet
>Bell is in the process of buying it and will fuck it all up
Bell is such a fucking cancer. Now I'll get a cap in addition to the shit speed.

>>34203845
How old are you and what's wrong with you?

>>34203986
19, and hermit-tendencies, kinda just have an extreme distrust of most people, and don't want to be around them. Also, sleep far too much (medical crap)

Your turn, Anon.

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604 Surreyfag here.
Can't let my dog out cause the coyotes are getting a bit braver than usual.
Living near a forest fucking sucks.

Sometimes I'll get very excited about my life, and the world around me. I live in perhaps the youngest region in the world. What was indigenous to the identity here was wiped out, and nothing's really popped up to give this area some sort of sense of self.

It's still on the frontier, economically, agriculturally, socially, etc. Not only that, but it lies almost directly between the "east" (Asia) and the "west" (Europe) both geographically, demographically, and culturally. No other place in the world is quite so multicultural while at the same time lacking a distinct culture of its own.

I mean, if there was ever a place ripe for artists, philosophers, and adventure seekers to make their mark, it would be here.

But then I look around me, and realize that it's a backwater filled with apathetic sheep who don't give a fuck about their patria, that our "artists" are nothing but self important drug addicts, and that rather than produce adventurers, my country is filled with vegetarian faggots who's philosophy basically amounts to "don't do anything that could be even interpreted as offensive by anyone".

And I realize that I myself am just a first gen immigrant and outsider who still has the dredges of an accent, and who no one even takes seriously when I talk about national consciousness and love of the homeland, and who despises the national zeitgeist, as far as it exists, and I get very depressed.

I'd move, but what would be the point? Someday I think I'll just become a Catholic and embrace the ready made community and traditions it offers, but I've never been able to bring myself to believe in God.

>>34203071
Same here. Want to be my gf?

>>34204068
sound nifty to me

>>34204018
23 y/o drop out neet schizoid/depersonalization disorder. I don't go outside really

>>34204106
Have kik?
origirony

>>34204100
It is what it is I just want some affection in this cold city desu. I'm so lonely.

>>34204135
>>34203675
416, add my skype, [atrointerfectorum] or don't, i don't really care

>tfw no personality disorder gf

>>34204121
Yes, throwaero

how do i talk to people in fucking canada? i have no problem talking to even normals in the us but in canada its just the FUCKING WEATHER NONSTOP UMMM COSTCO COOKIE! HOW DO YOU TALK TO CANADIANS

>>34204218
Pinged you, Anon.

>>34204035
a friend of mine in burnaby has the same problem, they've got a farm with 4 horses, 3 litte dogs and 2 cats, and they live near this giant wooded area, so coyotes are really really common

surprised nothing's happened yet, considering the dog's are like chihuahua tier

>>34202964
I am from 403, add me on skype: imasperg

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tfw no qt 604 bf who posts his contact

>>34203330
aye half nippon/half white bot reporting 778
go to UBC by any chance?

Fort st john anon here, send jobs pls

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250 here, any okanaganbots here?

>>34204249
Like normal people mate, we're basically americans

>>34188613
506
Where can I get pain killers or dilidud 8mg
Hoesnt ky where in canada can i get a script?
What kinda doc do i go to? What about you robots can any of you sell to me?
Canada should have some pills.

>tfw moved to a rural city

Totally fucking worth it. The people here are degenerate trailer trash but they're hard working honest people.

>>34200566
Northern New Brunswick.
Some one sell me painkillers fuck.
Fuck even speed

>905 bored and cold f
>waiting for wynn to resign

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lots of 604s in here...
>tfw what if you people know me irl

>>34204249
604 amerifat expat in canada
canada is prob the most robot country second to finland tesu
>bad weather = everyone stays inside away from others
>constant eye contact avoidance
>bullshit politeness to hide lack of things to say
>more drinking and drugs to hide robotism

>>34200910
No on both accounts
Sunny in philly beat the SHIT outta letter kenny
FUCKING JABRONI.
LK sucked dick so bad i cant believe there was another season.

>>34202013
IkR cant wait for the privleged white bitches to finally know what rape is.
Have fun no guns I'll be in America.

>>34204750
250 here, saanich though. Hows it goin anon?

>>34203306
Shut up nigger
Gas em kikes race war now

>>34189679
WHERES ALL THE FUCKIG SPEED AND SMACK YOU ASSHOLES PROMISED

>>34205029
Fucking hate you canada.
I found more crack dealers walking outta court in mass then i ever found hard drug dealers here in canada
Fuck canada and fuck New Brunswick
Some doctors on here?

w-who here /807/ ?

604/778 here, was 250 for a while.

/six weeks of snow/

>>34202864
780 reporting in. How you holding up anon?

>>34203311
new west fag here nigga

>>34205077
Not a doctor but will be applying to medical school in the US from Canada.

>>34205325
Have fun handing out percs and Oxys all day then.

I'd like some friends in 604 pls

>>34205357
>Implying i'd do family medecine

Gimme that radiology so I don't have to talk to people.

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Is there really no one in the 519/226 area on here? I am and always will be alone

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>>34205358
Post your contact then anon.

Why isn't there a discord?

>>34205100
>tfw the only robot for hundreds of kilometres
There must be someone around here dammit

>>34204941
Where you from originally??

>>34205325
And how the fuck does that help me find drugs?

>>34205374
How are you a doctor if you think they are handing drugs to kids?
>USA
Never mind
Omg some one sell me speed.

>>34205529
a throwaway snapchat: slippycup

>>34205529
can you make a kik group or discord?

>>34188613
705 here, left 416, really not too bad here got like 50 centimeters of snow and a frozen lake to go for walks on. Left job ran by frauds in Toronto to work for honest family buisness and not pay Toronto rent.

>>34193667
Kw here whats good

>>34204994
not too bad, I guess. How's the Island? Weather is pretty cold here, usually we have very mild winters

>>34189142
Finished 4th year of UofT engineering smoking PCP almost daily and tripping on large doses of benadryl with DXM and/or LSD alone when parties were happening. I was on Anti-dep too. I got through schoolbecause I convinced myself that I'd actually seppuku in King's college circle if I failed. After school I dropped most of the drugs just take acid now.

You'll wan't to gradually ween off the anti-depressants by the end of the school year if you want to try to enjoy summer.

>>34205632
Anyone have drugs?

>>34205699
Um, nah.

>tfw really attracted to asian girls
>tfw look like an arab despite being european
>tfw get least attention from asian girls

604 is suffering

soo many 604 people. 604 femanon here. I hate you all.

>>34205872

dear lord. More like 604 suffers you. There are seriously so many Asians here that it's less like you have a problem with Asian girls but just girls in general and probably has more to do with you being a robot than looking vaguely Arab... Also, sup, you're probably part Arab b/c it's not like Europeans never ever fucked Arabs you nimwit

>>34204929
where in the 905? and shes not finished fucking everything up yet

>>34205711

lol 705. You're either my brother or some weirdo city slicker who decided moving up north was the thing to do. North Bay? Sudbury? Bumfuck? I grew up in 705 so am familiar with the area

>>34205935
I've gotten laid though, but never asian girls

>>34206045

Do you know any Asian girls? That might be a good place to start, and not just fantasize about fucking the ones you see on the skytrain or in "da club" all the time. Might wind up putting out some creep vibes doing that...

>>34206075
Yes of course I know asian girls. Why are you so determined to potray me as a creep? is it impossible that just maybe asian girls tend to not like guys that aren't asian or white?

>>34206128

I just think it's gross how much Asian girls are fetishized and you seem like a creep with a fetish for Asian girls and there are literally SO MANY Asian girls that it's retarded to make assumptions like "they only like white guys"

>>34206189

samefag

or generalizations or whatever/ Want to know why you can't seem to bang Asian chicks? Because you're retarded

>>34206189
How is it a fetish. They are women that like you say make up a giant % of the population. I just find them to be more attractive. Also I didn't say they only like white guys, they appear to like asians too.

Is it a fetish when a white guy liked white women more than any other race? Stop smoking crack.

Very rarely or never do you see an asian girl with an arab, indian, or black guy.

>>34204585
>>34204585
what do you look like this is an original comment leave me alone

>>34205423
I'm 519
>>34205798
Not a lot, Anon, how about you?

anybody still up in the 705?

god, i hate the weather here.
so fucking depressing.
supposed to be freezing rain for the next few days which should make driving impossible.
our city just had our first murder of the year, huzzah

Any 905 Caledon/Orangeville reporting?

Anybody from Fleming College around right now, I should be going next September. How is it?

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>>34206374
I'm alright desu. Leave me your contact you can see for yourself.

Justin Trudeau is ruining our country
Is allowing immigrants up the ass
Goes to mosques
We are fucked
Please help
Please...
Help...
...

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>tfw it's the middle of winter in Canada and it's COLD OUT
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME CANADA WAS COLD?!?!

>>34188613
I go to UBC, science program is like 5% white people, help me. I don't really care though honestly I could just use some friends

>>34209863
>vancouver
>white people
Serves you right for being an idiot.

>>34205029
Go to the downtown East side of Vancouver, job Done.

204, osborne village here.

People, post contacts -- especially if from 604.

t. 604 bot

>>34203470
only with government jobs, which are generally undesirable to anyone with a real degree

>>34211499
ok

skype: floppy.copier

>>34211996
Forgot to say I'm this guy from Ottawa:
>>34191064

>>34200566
Saint John good buddy, enjoying city limits and living the NEET life.

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>>34200454
Got you covered anon, you wanna wallow in our insignificance as a province?

>>34206013
this is fact 705 is trash grew up there and moved as soon as i could

single loner sad cunt in 780 edmonton here

>>34188613
>A FUCKING LEAF
[ /pol/ will always be original]

>>34199763
Life in Montreal is shitdick