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WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!
Anyone else here have an uncontrollable flow? Every time I piss I get lot on the floor most of the time because my piss shoots in all kinds of directions
Just right now I was pissing, standing right over the bowl (because dribbling is also a bad problem) and my stream forked into two different streams. One got in the toilet, the other all over the floor.
What the fuck is wrong with me? My parents said they'd kick me out if I continued to do it. But it's not my fault!
Does it have to do with the fact I'm obese? Please help.
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Sit down and piss, problem solved
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Pull back your foreskin, you damn idiot. And clean up after yourself.
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>>34188945
Just sit and piss like the tiny dicked bitch you are.
Or lose weight, its not that hard.
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Were you circumcised?
Circumcision often leads to meatal stenosis, which can cause your urine to come out in a wild spray instead of a neat stream.
The only way I know of to fix this is meatotomy. But this involves having surgery on your penis. And that has risks.
It might just be better to pee sitting down.
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I pee sitting so I don't have to aim or so anything but relax
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>>34189242
>Not standing while taking a piss free-handed.
You know nothing about being relaxed.
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>>34189178
neat, i never knew about this
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>>34189178
meatus is such a great word
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>>34189516
>"Totes Adorbs!"
>"YOLO, dude!"
My God.
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