>tfw I'm the only virgin on this board and you're

>>34188862
We at least there is 2 of us on this board.

t.23yo virgin

Why do shitposts always have to illicit a reply from me?

>>34188862
>>34188868
I am obviously the 3rd and last actual virgin on this board.

Nonvirgin here. Sex isn't such a big deal really. Stop putting pussy on a pedestal and you will get laid.

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>>34188918
More than the post themselves you probably reacted to the blushing anime boy face desu.

>>34188868
>>34188939
Brothers! What are we going to do when virginity is outlawed and the police is granted the right to hunt us like animals?

>>34188956
I'm not pedestalizing grills. I'm just short and ugly. You would most likely be a virgin too if you looked like me.

>>34189002
Most short and ugly men are nonvirgins. Quit making excuses.

>>34188956
>putting pussy on a pedestal
I can actually talk to girls perfectly fine and don't really think about sex or my virginity outside of joking context here. I'm just incredibly boring on top of mildly unattractive so I don't really have much to work with.

>>34188862
>implying virginity is something to care about

>>34189042
Most short and ugly men probably off themselves or become alcoholic or addicted to prostitutes at some point, or simply become beta providers. Is that what you suggest I do? Pay for sex and awkwardly hump a girl who won't even try to hide her disgust? I'm pretty sure I'd off myself shortly after doing that. Or waiting for a carrousel rider to exploit me for my financial resources in exchange for the right to cum in her used hole once every two years or so?

>>34189369
People don't care about it when you're physically attractive/have high status or are a female.

>>34189464
What you said isn't even remotely true. You're living in your own bitter imaginary world. You're just a loser, a failure. That's why you're a virgin, no girl wants to be with a failure.

Those short and ugly men who get laid also get varied degrees of success in life. Of course, all of them are far better than you. You're just an outlier, an exception.

>>34189464
I don't care and I'm a skinny lanky bet amouse who stutters ridden with acne. It's literally just a shitty dopamine rush. I'll stick to video games

>>34189506
I don't know how to explain it to you. I'm not a social autist, I have male and female friends, but when it comes down to it, no one has sex with somebody whose physical appearance disgusts them.

>>34189655
If you say so, anon. I thought the same until I turned 25.

>>34189730
You must be truly hideous if that happens. Are you a Pajeet, deformed, fat?

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I wish I were normal again

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>tfw I've fapped so much I don't even classify myself as a virgin anymore

>>34188862
Youre not the only one friend. This board is for true robots, but normies use it.

>>34188956
Pussy isn't worth having to spend even a second interacting with women. Literally worthless creatures other than reproduction. What a dilemma.

>>34188862
Once you stop caring about sex and women in general, you become so fucking powerful.

>>34188956
I never put pussy on a pedestal and girls still never tried doing anything with me ever. You're a normie piece of shit.

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I'm going to marry hikari's feet

>>34189920
How many girls have you asked out? Have you created a dating site profile or Tinder?

>>34190139
Not him but I've had a literally empty okc for years
Not even visits, no messages back.

Of course, then I realized how pathetic online dating made you look and just gave up on that.

Now I just kinda work, come home, play video games/shitpost, sleep.

>>34188862
>>34188868
>>34188939
All three of you are lying, I am the only real robot on this board.

>>34190188
>literally empty

I wonder why you're not getting any messages? Online dating works for a lot of people. Otherwise those sites wouldn't exist. There's literally no downside to taking a bit of time and making a bit of effort to create a nice profile and messaging girls.

>>34190450
I tried to make it the nice balance of fluff and truth to not raise expectations, shot messages, but got nothing back.

>>34190595
Then you just were not desirable for whatever reason. If you're boring in real life, then online dating won't make you more desirable. It's simply a tool to be able to meet and contact far more people than before.

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>>34190712
>Then you just were not desirable for whatever reason. If you're boring in real life, then online dating won't make you more desirable.
That's what I've been saying the whole time.

>>34190775
Thought of trying to be less boring?

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>>34190046
But anon, she's a slut!

>>34190870
Wouldn't even know where to begin. I'm aware enough of the problem to identify where I'm going wrong on my part, but not enough to really want to change since aside from the no gf thing from time to time, I'm pretty content with myself.

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>>34191050
that doesn't make me love her any less

>>34189796
mood

>>34191276
Are you a virgin, anon? Is it because the female slut is the equivalent of the male virgin?