What are some things you would do to a virgin boy to rock his world?

>>34204832
>pussy juice
You're not a biological female though, OP, so in your case, it'd just be whatever discharge comes from your frankengina

>>34204869
Yes I am. In high school I tried to target some of the obvious virgins but never succeeded since they were so awkward and never took hints. Wouldn't even accept my phone number when I just gave it to them. I'd bump my ass against them and they would respond neutrally.
I should have used these more aggressive measures

>>34205019
Well i wouldnt like it if a guy did that shit to me either

>>34205172
Guys should be grateful if a girl touches them in any way

>>34205019
If they're truebred virgin betas, any approach you'd make to them will be interpreted as you pranking them.

If you want to get with a beta virgin, you need to first let him know 100% what you're after, with no undertones or doubt.

>>34205250
This, honesty is the best policy you stupid bitch.

>>34205019
I had a girl pull my hand down her shirt and put it on her breasts and asked me if I wanted a blowjob and I still did nothing.

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>>34205019
>once had a girl bend over right infront of me to fix her shoes
>she pressed her ass right up against my dick
>awkward as fuck wondering if it was a mistake, step back a little
>she presses her ass to my now semi hard dick again
>did nothing about it

still regret that

>>34205305
>>34205298
Jesus christ are you guys main characters in generic harem anime?

>>34205250
this desu

had a stacey oneitus confess her love to me back in the school days but i just thought it was a prank her friends made her do

>>34204832
That greentext gave me a boner, too bad it's fake.

>>34205359
Not fake, just a list of things a girl can do to drive a guy wild and get that deer in the headlights beta response.

>>34205334
Well I never had another girl do anything similar to that so it can't be a harem.

>>34205451
That's not the point.

Generic harem MCs are always stupid shitheads who ignore even the most obvious approaches.

Can't believe I used to unironically like that shit. Now it just makes me mad

>>34205469
Well I knew I could fuck her I wasn't that oblivious. I was more worried about STD's and I have a lot of anxiety though its better then back then.

>it's another gay ERP thread

Women hate virgins.

>>34204832
The last 3 things would honestly piss me off, it wouldn't make me happy at all, and I'd likely tell you to piss off.

>>34205532
They're a game, not really a turn on as they are. The turn on is in the approach. If they got assertive I'd totally lose interest.

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>>34205298
What were her tits like? Big melons?

>>34205429
Not written by a girl though.

>>34205574
get raped, originally, too.

>>34205532
There are women with virgin fetishes.
But it's like one in a million.

>>34204832
You come near me with that shit, you get a cunt punt.

>>34205696
Yes I am a girl. I wrote it and will do all of these things.

>>34205574
Would you ever let one of them fuck you?

>>34206019
Yes but only if they were very awkward throughout. I'd hope for a breakthrough stage where they suddenly became very aggressive after a long buildup. I'd get off on watching the transformation. Then I'd cut them loose and look down on them like they were affirmative action or welfare recipients. I'd remind them that they didn't seduce me and they didn't earn it so I'd reproach them and cut them down if they got uppity and tried to act like a stud.
I'd be in control the whole time. If I saw them acting confident towards other girls afterwards, I'd feel a combination of pride and the impulse to put them in their place and remind them of their beta roots

>>34205857
So you think it's okay to hit women. Nice to know

>>34206122
What kind of awkwardness do yo like

>>34206122
that all sounds very specific, totally a girl.

virgin boy here.
no rough shit, just some vanilla shit to get me started

why haven't you realized yet you area fetish to me

>>34204832
I'm really fucking desperate so I'll bite. Please be my rude lewd queen.

>>34206122
post a picture of yourself OP

origingalnriend

>>34206260
Lack of eye contact, not acknowledging innuendo, freezing up when touched, embarrassment over the boner.

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>>34206182
equal rights equal fights roastie

>>34206391

That's not awkwardness that's fucking social anxiety, depression, and/or emotional trauma

Stop fetishizing mental illness

>>34205242
I'd slap you on the face if you pinched my dick.

>>34206122
Yea except most of us probably wouldn't care. Lots of robots are incel because they are virgins and lack the confidence to find other women because women are sluts and want someone with experience. You would be forgotten.

>>34206122

You sound like the same kind of slut that tried to fuck with my head when I was in high school

I cut her off the second I figured out what she was trying to do, and any self-respecting man would do the same to you

>>34205334
It's called autism, it makes interpreting social cues hard

>>34206456
>I'm a virgin because I'm a virgin

>>34206428
>I do those things
Reeee am normal just a little bit awkward

>>34204832
I wouldn't mind having that pretty foot on my head.

>>34206687
IT NEVER ENDS THAT SHIT

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>>34204832
I'd love to take a virgy boy and give him a sexual overload by ganging up on him and just give it all to him. We'd play good cop, bad cop, slutty cop, every kind of cop just blow his mind

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>>34205019
>Wouldn't even accept my phone number when I just gave it to them.

REMOVE THIS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

uh l-let's say there was a girl who has always wanted to take the virginity of a guy... where is a good place to find said guy and how to go about it?

>>34207860
Probably in beta threads here on /r9k/. Go to feels thread, comfort some anon, find out if he's nearby, get some kind of way to contact him, start talking, then arrange a meet-up.

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>>34205019
>>34206002
>I'm a gurl guys :^)
You have 5 minutes to post tits with timestamp

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>>34207833
>>34206391
>tfw you start sweating just by thinking about having a conversation with a girl

>>34205019
you're probably just fucking ugly. not every virgin guy wants you, get over yourself roastie

>>34204832
I'm virgin.
I'm fairly cute looking too, I just have social anxiety so can't talk to people.
Reading this was hot af.
please be my gf?

>>34207987
pics plzzz. origianio

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>>34208009
>>34208009
here you go, anon.

Another spoiler to make this original

>>34207884
virgin anon here unbelievable ehh? and i can tell you i'd be scared to meet an online girl irl. i'm up to sending nudes and sharing feels, but i have to be sure is not *that real*.
irl i'm closed, i don't talk with anyone and i hide my feelings and my insecurities. if i'll ever have an online relationship and she push too much for a meeting, i'd probably ghost her or something.

>>34207883
spot the strange guy who always sit alone and try to approach him in a friendly way. if he's like me, he would be glad to have a small talk with someone. i don't know how can you go further tho, i have no experience in this.

>>34208041
Pretty nice I can see girls liking this

>>34208069
B-but I want OP to tease me...

>>34207883
Games Workshop stores
Magic: The Gathering stores
Boardgame/Pen&Paper/Anime/any nerd activity clubs
4chan
At my flat

>>34208087
I don't care you fag

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>>34205019
Are you sure you are not just ugly as fuck and that's why they didn't like it?

>>34206122
I would love it if you did that to me, I would make you feel like a complete piece of shit.

>be mentally ill chrischanesque faggot
>go around smearing your pussijuice (shit-sweat) in people faces and trying to sit on them.

>>34208041
not bad where do u live

>>34208239
Far, far away from you, anon..

>>34208053
thanks for the advice. my quest continues.
>>34208099
noted.

Will trade one (1) 27-year old virginity for the ability to lick your feet for one (1) hour.

>>34208247
nuuuuuuuuuuuuu ;-;
pls where

>>34208272
show picssssssss and I will consider your offer

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Make him stand with his hands on his head and strip him for inspection. Tell him you just need to check he doesn't have any stds before you have sex, but really you're trying to embarrass him

>>34208287
Oh no I didn't think you'd respond. I can't handle the anxiety...

>>34208313
you got nuthin to lose except that sweet v

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>>34208278
I live in the middle East, anon.
Far away from most of you guys.

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>>34208334
oh... I'm so sorry. I hope someone worthy takes your v.

>>34208323
Nah I'm ugly and you wouldn't like me. Sorry.

>>34208358
Thanks kind anon..

Asdf

>>34204832
>>cover my hands in my pussy juice and rub it on their face and other areas. Walk up behind them and blindfold them with my pussy juice hands
disgusting. how fun it is to spread your STDs on people unwilling to fuck you?

if sexes were reversed a guy who did this would be considered a rapist. you are truly the worst.

>>34204832

Start the third Reich

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This is the most pathetic thread I've seen on /r9k/ in a long time. Everyone who replied to this thread seriously should actually, unironically kill themselves. The world would literally be a better place without you.

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>>34204832
>You will never have a slut like this take your virginity, after which you become dominant in the relationship, and she falls in love with you and ends up as your submissive wife.

>>34204832
no no you got it wrong. it's not a virgin boy, it's only some unnatractive guy that is clearly not interested in you. so you go and try to touch him like a rapist and pretend to yourself that his awkwardness is because he's turned on. in fact, he is just a normal nice person that is not used to be rude to shit women because society brainwashed him into believing your kind is made of snowflakes. instead of being assertive and knocking you out he just sits there because he never thought something so pathetic would ever happen.

at least there's a lesson you can take from this robots, women hate being ignored. if you want to have sex, treat them like shit.

>>34208388
Some disgusting roastie did this to me once. I have tiny warts around my eyes since then.

>be athletic and hence hang out with chads in HS, everyone assumes I'm a normie.
>girls kiss while sitting in my lap and try to involve me, don't do shit
>girl lies down on top of me and buries her tongue in my ear, don't do shit
>girl tries to put my hand down her panties, don't do shit
>girl grabs my ass and starts grinding her pussy on it, don't do shit
autism is one hell of a drug.

luckily my looks have faded and I've gotten to the age where being a neet makes girls pussies dry up like the sahara.

>>34208507
>girl grabs my ass and starts grinding her pussy on it, don't do shit
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT TRUMP WAS RIGHT? I'M LITERALLY SHAKING!!!

>>34208663
In what sense was he right?

As I said, just by being athletic and moderately witty I mostly hung out with Chads (some of them are actually nice people.) There were plenty of Stacies that were literally begging for cock, but if you're an awkward autist who is obsessed with his 6'' penis being laughably small then it doesn't make any difference. By the end of my 2nd year everyone just assumed I was gay.

>>34208663
He was never talking about literally grabbing a girl's pussy you retard.

>>34208757
>grab her by the pussy
you autistic cunt

>>34208757
>In what sense was he right?
He was right in the sense that you can do whatever you want to women if you have the right looks and status. I'm just fucking with the other normies that could be browsing this thread, not you.

>>34208778
Never said anything about grabbing someone by the pussy.

>>34208777
You have such a innocent view of the world, anon.

>>34208795
>He was right in the sense that you can do whatever you want to women if you have the right looks and status
I don't know about getting away with doing rapey stuff, but they themselves become very lewd if they feel they are lucky to hang with the cool kids and have to prove themselves. The mousy girls for whom "photography, Baudelaire and cats are their life" were the worst, also chubby chicks.

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I'd love if a girl let me pull on her thong. I saw guys do that in high school but I never had the balls to do it. They would always respond with feigned disbelief and laughter

>>34208880
>I'd love if a girl let me pull on her thong.
I never realised I was into this until this post. WEW. You can pull on my thong anon, but I'd rather go pantsless instead.

>>34208388
Well would you rather they take off their panties and put them over your face? Be happy with your pussy juice. Beggars can't be choosers

>>34208860
>I don't know about getting away with doing rapey stuff
you clearly saw that girls get away with them all the time.

>>34208880
must be nice to make her panties rub against her sensitive butthole in class and watch her get horny while surrounded by a lot of people.

>>34204832
direct me straight to a girl who wants to destroy a twinky trappy virgin

>>34204832
To be honest, I would force myself on you as soon as we were alone.

>>34208916
You're very naive if you think that counts. One time I got ambushed by a couple sluts in a toilet stall. They started grabbing at my cock and wanted to watch me piss. I got angry and pissed on their shoes. They completely freaked, because their shoes were apparently expensive. Luckily one of the bouncers was a distant cousin otherwise I would have left with all my teeth in a bag.

>>34209030
this counts more. good job, anon. you should have aimed your dick higher and pissed all over them, not only on their shoes.

>>34204832
Thanks for trying to cheer us all up and realise our fantasies OP. It was a nice gesture.

Fuck the manipulative roasties itt
Fuck the thirsty failed normies itt
Fuck everyone to the deepest parts of hell.
Die in a spree shooting, all of you.
Fuck this tainted board.

>>34209072
fUCC DA HATERzz xD

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>>34204832

Would you fuck a deformed or retarded guy?

>>34205250
>>34205250

this this this. I was so teased and fucked with in school, my self esteem was trash. I just assumed any female trying to talk to me was going to pull my pants do in front of the class or push me in a mub puddle or something

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>>34209305
Yeah I missed out on some pussy and some dick because of low self esteem. I kept looking for people with cameras thinking I was going to be jumped or just humiliated in some way. Had to actually flee the scene multiple times and called police a few times and went to the hospital for stress a few times following incidents like that.

>some slut on train tries to grab my dick playfully
>accidentally grabs my shirt and lifts it
>exposes my carry gun
>she freaks out and runs into the next car
>didn't matter because my virginity is reserved for my future anime wife

such is the /k/ life

I have to admit when a woman gives me a hard sell and comes on strong out of the blue,my immediate reaction is Paranoid Suspicion. It must be some prank, some joke I'm the butt of,some bigger picture that I have yet to see. Maybe she's trying to get her boyfriend angry or jealous . Maybe this will be a prelude to a cry of Rape if I respond. Too plausible in these wacky times.

If a woman tried just to engage me in conversation first,got to know me in normal time and methods,then getting hit on hard wouldn't have me looking for the coming knife in my back.

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I want to take the anal virginity of some virgin boys.

>>34210525

UK?

6'4" 18 year old twink checking in.

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>>34208334
Are you lebanese? Apparently that question is not original.

>>34204832
>things you would do to a virgin boy to rock his world
>posts thing you would do to bully him into going on a shooting spree

>>34210838
His balls would be drained so he'd be too chill to shoot up a place

>>34211798
None of what OP said drains balls, it makes the blue.

>>34211828
It would eventually lead to sex and ejaculation for the guy

>>34211915
Your ignorance is infuriating.

>>34210567
>6'4" 18 year old twink checking in
has height fetishism gone too far?

>>34208041
Get a haircut and other glasses mate. Would look better. You look like this whiny phillipino friend of mine who always cries that he can't get a girl.

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>>34210567
>6'4
>twink
You're not a twink, you're a toothpick.

>>34204832
Please take my virginity, I'll be your slave

>>34208880
This happened quite a lot in my high school. Thongs and skintight jeans were part of the standard Stacy uniform, so they were EVERYWHERE. They always whaletailed them and sometimes you'd even see the front part sticking up over the waistline of their pants.

I remember a fresh teacher cancelling a gym class because we were hanging from bars doing abs and back exercises and the Stacies were flaunting midriffs and thongs so hard the teacher got embarrassed. He sent a letter to our parents to, asking them to please make their daughters cover up a bit.

High school wasn't all bad, really.