Just had my name legally changed to Max Hardcastle

>>34205021
Lucky you.
My name is eternal bullshit.

>>34205036
>Lucky
LUCK?! Max Hardcastle leaves nothing to chance.

That's fucking bad ass

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>>34205049
How long have you been waiting to say that?

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>>34205021
>Not legally changing your name to Robbie Rotten

>>34205091
Max Hardcastle doesn't wait for opportunities to refer to himself in the third person, he CREATES those opportunities.

Lol sounds like a name for a gay stripper OP

>>34206472
well you'd know

>>34205021
Now if only you can get over the debilitating existential/quarter life crisis that makes you post here
That'd be real progress.

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>>34205021
>not Chad Thundercock

tfw just changed my name to dubs muhcheck

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>>34207830
>not even getting the dubs

>>34207862
They call me dubs mcget

>>34207830
>>34207990
Dubs McDubsdubs?

>>34207830
>>34207990
>>34208124
kek is a cruel god