I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna hit on the plumber. I could

'You're a big guy. Want to check my pipes?'

>>34205025
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^my orgal post is in a pipe xD

>>34204805
>If you're gonna say anything
Touch his bicep when trying to get his attention

>>34205025
>LOTTA CHASTITY FOR A HIRED PLUMBER

If I pulled off those coveralls would you die

HE DIDN'T PLUMB SO GOOD

'want to have sex'?

FIRST ONE TO SUCK

GETS TO STAY IN THIS UNION JOB

Answer the door, wearing only a silken robe.

Inform him that you called because you could really use a strong, capable man to take a look at your pipes.

Help him out by feeling around his tool box, until you've got both hands on his extra large tool.

At this point, he'll probably let you know that he's here to do the work, not you.

Feel free to recline on the sofa, while master plumber, Rod Steel, goes to work on your drain.

>>34205871
thanks prof. phallic

>>34204805
are you a grill? if so

>do you mind taking a look at this leak in my basement region

then rip off your panties and show him your soaking wet pussy