What should the bio of my Tinder say?

>>34204845
"Netflix and chill with this [insert your benis size here] dick"

bam

mine is "sleeping is the best part of being alive" and I often get xDDD SUCH FUNNAY BIO ANON LIKE I TOTALLY AGREE XDDDDDDD

try something short and sweet

>>34204845
Mine is

"I enjoy cars fishing traveling and good food. I've lived in a few different countries and ended up here."

>>34204845
wine, love, laughter, friends, family, bit by the travel bug, bonus points if you have a dog in your profile!

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I matched with a girl
I offered to go out for drinks sometime
She said she would love to
Told her I was still kinda new in town, and asked if she wanted to go someplace specific
no response

This is happening at 1:30 AM, so I'm hoping she went to sleep before answering and not just ghosting me
was i stupid to say I was new in town or something? wtf, did I do something wrong?

>>34205397
>This is happening at 1:30am

cmon anon i know with girls and things you're not used to you can start to think irrationally but let's use logic here and assume she's asleep.

>"If it matters what I say here I'm not attractive enough to pump and dump you anyway."

Gets em wetter than Seaworld.

>>34204845

"Only here because I didn't have luck on www.blackpeoplemeet.com"

>>34204845
"Local homosexual hoping to see what all the buzz is about with these things called vaginas"

you can be chad with any profile description or leave it blank and still get mad matches

just write the most autistic shit that comes natural to you, normies will think its funny

>>34205448
she did say she'd love to meet at 1am tho

>>34205506
she was probably in bed on her phone talking to you.
I highly doubt she meant she would like to meet right then and there, you did say "some time" didn't you?

how can love be real if tacos arent real

>>34204845
>tfw only matches I get are bots

It's either because I live in a small town, or literally no real girls like me.

Maybe I need more pictures. I only have 1, and I heard just having 2 will raise success by a lot.

>>34205527
i did say sometime
well, even if she decided to ghost me, i'm fine with that as long as it wasn't my 'fault'

>>34204845
"4chan wrote my bio"

>>34205601
don't stress yourself out now friend, let's just use logic and presume she's asleep.
start worrying tomorrow if she still hasn't replied, though I'm sure she will.

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>>34205627
your motivating words will help me sleep tonight kind anon :3

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How is this?

True btw, if it matters.

>>34205645
That's nice, my good man.

"I'm horny and desperate to bone."

>>34205658
It's witty and self-ironic.

I like it, but I'm not a girl.

Single mothers are scum.

>>34205658
Girls don't understand self-irony.

>>34205658
They say I'm the fastest man in town

>>34205611
underrated post

fuck captcha originali

Make it say "I have never seen a vagina."
That's what I did and I have gotten zero matches so far!

>>34207201
I'll match you anon. Link?

>>34205658
Does it matter? Its all about the images. Are you attractive? You'll be fine. Not attractive? You're fucked.

Obviously, "that feel when no gf"

>>34207461
This I put that I was fucking Homeless and a heroin addict as a chad and was still getting more girls talking to me than I could respond. This 7/10 girl offered me a place to stay rent free.

>>34204909
ugh. I hate being basic

>>34205478
>>34205611
>>34205658
>>34207475
these are good

>>34205062

would probably be lost on them since they dont see other girl's bios and see how un unique they actually are.

Oh woops, I dropped my magnum condom that I use for my monster dong.

>i masturbate to things most people don't even know they exist. And if they knew they would probabily puke

>>34207881
MAGNUM DONG

fantano

this thread has been originally bumped

Mine is "real life George costanza"
which at least gets attention from girls with the same sense of humor as me

>>34205478
I'd try this but most people say I look gay anyway so I think the joke would fly over their heads. Plus if you actually want a gf no one's going to go for that

>>34205477
>blackpeoplemeet
>christianmingle
seen the same thing hundreds of times, it's boring

>>34205658
I like this. Might copy it

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>>34205627
she did respond
in the morning

>>34204845
Literally just be White

>>34204845
>using Tinder

kekerino tingolino

>>34211292
I told you she was asleep bro. i fucking told you. been here all night

Mine is "if you lower your standards, I can show you a terrible time".

>>34204909
That works? How? I don't get it

>>34205506
She didn't mean that very minute. Are bars even open at 1:30 AM on Monday nights/Tuesday mornings anyway?

>>34209636
>tfw no girls who like Seinfeld near me

Mine is "Seinfeld, music, work, and wild cherry flavored seltzer water"

I have my music linked through Spotify too. My anthem is Endless, Nameless by Nirvana and my top artists are the Foo Fighters, blink-182, Nirvana, the Offspring, Silverchair, Metallica, Alice in Chains, and Social Distortion.