>tfw closet case

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>tfw thought I was a closet case
>turns out I'm a legitimate "pansexual"

I've fucked both types of trannies, men and women, and been a top & bottom. It's been a lot of degeneracy but at least now I know myself

>>34205128
...
take a picture of your closet right now.

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>>34205128
>tfw closet case
>Implying 99% of this board isn't

I'm not in the 1% desu. Feels bretty bad.

>>34205128

who did you vote for in the past presidential election .

I don't see any point in coming out since I'll never get dick anyways

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>>34205371

I know. I like fapping to gay shit but to actually go out and do it is a bit too extreme for me.

>>34205443
This. The act of sex just seems like a fantasy and not something that is real or even can ever happen to me. Irl I feel like it would actually be kinda gross.

>>34205443
Sauce

I should've known that was not original

>>34205371
Why? It seems like getting gay men to like you is easier than women

Just make a grindr account or sum shit

why be closeted in current year? being a gay is like having a superpower in 2017, we're the x-men duude

>>34205754

He probably just doesn't like normal dudes. I think I'd only hook up with a trap, but they are so hard to find.

>have had bi curious thoughts for the last 2-3 years
>never constant, just random invasive thoughts that happen just a little too often to be nothing
>fast forward to a few weeks ago
>am not bothered by this anymore
>bi curiousity dies down
>now at point where i am 99% sure i really am straight

God fucking dammit guys I was so excited to join the hip and queer bisexual club. It would have made me slightly more interesting and people would think I'm sooooo brave for coming out and respect me for having the meme orientation

But alas, men don't do enough for me to make me wanna go and suck gayChad's dick IRL

who /confused/here?

question to faggots:

does it offend you that your flag is a fucking rainbow

>>34205894
homosexual ocd
k ur welcome bye

>>34205916
>does it offend you that your flag is a fucking rainbow
no why

I don't think about the fag flag too much to be honest

>>34205300
I am #MentallyHill

>>34205894

I'll spend all night fapping to dicks, then go outside and only be attracted to girls.

I've been knee deep in sexual confusion lately, kinda can't wait to go back to school so I can be around girls regularly again.

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>Mom found the closet case

>>34205974
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
THIS IS A GAY THREAD NOT A cuckold THREAD
FAPPING TO PENISES BECAUSE YOU WERE CONDITIONED BY THE JEWS LIKE PAVLOV'S DOG INTO SALIVATING AND ASSOCIATING SEXUAL AROUSAL WITH THE SIGHT OF A MAN'S PENIS BECAUSE YOU'RE ADDICTED TO PORN

YOU'RE NOT GAY YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING BETA
GO AWAY

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>tfw only bi so can't use my closet faggotry as an excuse for not having had a partner yet

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>tfw bi
>can be in relationships with men but don't have to come out because I'm mostly straight and plan on marrying a woman

>>34206026
What's wrong with you? Stop the autistic screeching anon, why are you using beta as an insult on a board designed for betas? Try getting off the /pol/ for 1-2 weeks

>>34205919
Whelp, guess I'm just mentally ill. That does sound a lot like what I have been feeling.

>>34206095

I'd hate to end up married with kids and have my bi side go out of control though.

Cuddled up with the woman who loves you and all the while not knowing you are craving cock.

>>34205144
>legitimate
>"pansexual"

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>>34206157
I made my bones while you were still feelin up cheerleaders!

>>34206146
>>34206137
cause i swear none of you betas are actually gay and it's just fucking creepy seeing this particular strain of mental illness become so prevalent lately
really brings up a lot of jewish questions?

>>34206095
Haha me too buddy.

>>34206219

Sometimes I do feel like I'm just overthinking it, but when you fantasize about sucking cock as much as I do, its pretty hard not to feel like a fag.

>>34206219
this guy is just from /polgbt/

>>34206219
No it doesn't 'bring up a lot of Jewish questions'. Try using some common sense. This is a board where:
>Female contact is limited
>The people here are beta, so usually have a timid, quiet, unconfrontational(irl) personality
>Homosexuality is more accepted now
>People here are starved of attention, and often self-hating
and most importantly
>A large portion of the board consists of INFP males

>>34206304
On top of that think about all the women hate threads no surprise plenty of robots go gay.

Just start hormones, 5 months on estrogen and I liked women, ez.

>>34206264
see how that's just fucking creepy and degenerate? this is coming from an actual fag. why are you not fantasizing about finding a boyfriend and falling in love?
>>34206304
you guys are so confused, you have a huge misconception regarding what it means to be gay
being gay isn't about sucking cocks, if you're one of these degenerate normies who says "lol men look disgusting and id never kiss a guy but i sure love sucking cocks lol haha xd" you should just kys, you're a goy, you're cattle, you're an npc
real gays appreciate masculine aesthetics and desire intimacy with other males, we dont just have obsessive intrusive thought about sucking dicks
you guys are so impressionable it's fucking pathetic

>>34206354
YOU CAN'T "GO GAY"
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

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>tfw have a dominant boyfriend who hates normies and loves me for being a submissive little fag for him

I love him more than any girl
He makes me feel so safe and wanted

>>34206439
you are the normie, dipshit

>>34205443
This, I fap to trap and shit but the thought of actually having sex with one of them in real life makes me feel physically sick.

>>34206383
You obviously don't belong in these sorts of threads. I just offered some ideas as to why so many robots seemed to show prison-gay like symptoms. And anyway, (assuming you're a poltard which I think you are) you're obviously impressionable too if you fall for shit like that the holocaust isn't real

>>34206439
Sounds like he emotionally manipulates you. But you deserve it anyway, for being a normie

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>>34206461
Feels so good to be loved

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>>34206540
Nah it's sub/dom in the bedroom and it's lots of fun but outside it he's even more sweet and loving to me

Now I get to feel how girls feel

>>34205128
haha
same
im never gonna get a bf tho ;-;
so theres no point coming out

>>34205128
You disgust me. I'm as out as out can be. And I am proud of that. You should too. There's nothing like being able to be true to yourself and others.
> Talk about boys with mom
> Sister asks me about my dating life
> Be able to say what I want without double checking my words
> Be able to bring my boyfriend home and goout holding hands and kissing in public
It's literally the best feeling ever. The dirty and nasty looks from old people, and children pointing... I love it. I was bornto cause.

>>34206646
Awwww

It feels so good

>>34206646
>>34206668
iktf i love it when the normies stare~

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>>34205916
I love it. Have one prisma glass in my room, when the sun light hits on the right angle, I can birth my own rainbows. Check it out

>>34205974
> I'm only gay on the internet,not in real life!
> My brain cantell the difference between real and digital dicks!
K

I dunno. Even if I was gay, it's not like i'd be more happy or find a boyfriend.

I think Dicks are 150% more appealing looking than pussies. But I dunno, I like breasts. And mot male bodies are pretty unappealing to me.

Twinks and traps are cute but A: i'm never going to 'get' one so it doesn't matter B: I don't want to deal with the Trans community really.

I can't even see myself in a way where I could enjoy it. I'm 6'4" and currently overweight, so I could never be what I see as 'cute'.

So I just don't really think about it much and stick to 2d.

>>34206520
I think it's you that don't belong in a gay thread I'm not that guy but he's mostly right, apart from the anti-Semitism.

>>34206767
i'm not an anti-semite those were just edgefag jokes, making jew jokes is amusing to me because i had a jewish grandmother okay

>>34206700
My first kiss was in a bowling thing, and after I started kissing the boy, and there was the owner of the bowling thing, chubby bald old guy, and he was staring at us, blushed like a lobster, eyes filled with phobic rage,but he didn't do a thing because my city is very pro gays and we have anti discrimination laws. He only kept staring at us probably intending to make us uncomfortable and leave.
Little did he know that being stared at by a hateful little shit turned me on so much... I actually kissed looking at him.

>>34206804
You do know that if your grandmother is Jewish,all of her children are Jewish too. And if one of those children happened to be your mother, you would also be jewish...
So you're either a jew or your father is.

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Why there are so many fucking "confusion" cases here? That shit is annoying...
Listen here, you little sacks of shit. If you're any of these:
> Unsure if you're gay or not
> Trap chaser
> "I only like feminine penis"
> "I'm only gay on the internet"
> "I think about dicks 24/7 but I'm not gay"
> "I hate and despise women, physically and emotionally, love and lust for males, but I'm mostly straight"
Then don't fucking come into a gay thread. I don't know if you're gay,you don't know if you're gay, and guess what, noone gives a fuck about your tumblr teen tier sexuality. A gay thread is not for you, it's for gays who are at least, at fucking least, sure of what they are. So begone to a fucking /confusion general/ and stay gone.

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>>34205144
I think I might be in this club. I love everything except for manly men. I am legitimately attracted to

>ultra feminine women
>normal women
>tomboy girls (flat chests, short hair, dude clothes)
>ultra feminine dudes (women clothes, high voices, no body hair)

Basically, the only thing I WON'T fuck or jack off to is ripped dudes. I have stuck my dick in all manner of things and masturbated to so many more. Modern culture is a mistake, last week I banged this really small white dude from my "Horn of Africa" (fucking kek) class, and he talked in this mega high-pitched voice and asked me to make him my slave and "breed" his "pussy", and I wouldnt' have done if it I wasn't super drunk but still.

what the fuck is wrong with us? Can we just all commit suicide and hit some kind of reset button?

>>34206962
>my "Horn of Africa" (fucking kek) class
I laughed but I still why'd. Yes your tastes and mine are very similar though; I've shied away from pidgeonholing myself as "straight", "gay", or "bi" for the past couple of years ever since my descent into degeneracy

>>34206986
>>34206962
This fucking thread is not for you. Leave this fucking thing, you idiots.

>>34207029
>This fucking thread is not for you. Leave this fucking thing, you idiots.
who hurt you

>>34207034
"Confused" fags who either:
> Are too fucking dumb to figure out their sexuality
> Are desperately trying to run away from the gay label by rejecting any sign of manliness (" i only like feminine men!" Yea like it's any less gay)
> Mentally disabled autists who chase down traps and think that's not gay at all
It really really leaves me torn. On one side, your internalized homophobia and your desperate attempts to deny your faggotry truly disgust me. On the other hand, I would abhor the idea of sharing a community with the likes of you. So I really don't know if you should fucking come out of this closet, or just stray further into it until you reach narnia and leave the rest of us well resolved fags alone.

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>tfw I like traps but never found one in real life so I have to make do with women

>>34207234
More power to you, but everything you've said throughout the thread is dripping with narcissism and vitriol.

>>34207313
those other posts was from me

>>34207234
We're not denying it, in many cases we like women too. I like nearly all women and a tiny minority of dudes, i'm definitely a faggot but not a "dudes only gay pride parade: type faggot.

>or just stray further into it until you reach narnia

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEAMKXsyqA

"FOR PUSSY! AND FOR QT TRAP ASS!"

>>34207335
you're
not
gay

stop using our word, i don't understand why you would even want to identify with us

>>34207353
If you get off to a biological man, then you're a faggot. You might be bi or you might be gay, but one way or another we're fags. I'm not happy about it, but that's just the way it is.

>>34207483
> Not liking masculinity
You're being gay wrong. You managed to fail even that.

>>34207234
What a gay lol

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Is anyone here actually bisexual?

Not the trap/prison gay kind. Like with consistent romantic and sexual attraction to both dudes and girls irl. I've been that way since I was 11.

Honestly whenever I see bisexual people on the internet all I see is horny normies who "discovered" their sexuality in college, and totally did not fall for the "muh seksual fluditiy" meme.

>>34205443
Woah there buckaroo this is a christian website.

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>went through 9 years of agony being constantly paranoid that I was gay after getting hard when a naked guy grabbed me in the school gym and constantly harassed and bullied because people thought I was gay
>tfw just completely straight
Anybody else know this feeling? Feel like I went through too much to just be straight.

>>34205166

99% of this board are degenerate straights including you you trap-loving faggot.

>>34207483

>If you get off to a biological man

Your body doesn't smell chromosomes, it senses approximate anatomy. If you jack off to traps you're literally just a straight guy with less psychological reservations. Just like a lot of men are attracted to teenage girls when they are young but psychologically condition themselves to not like them once they pass a certain age threshold.

Even normies with meme orientations have more right than you to call themselves LGBTQ.

I am. Doesn't matter though, since I'm an autistic uggo either way.

>>34208962
I've always been attracted to both men and women but I've only ever had one crush, and it was on a girl

>>34209418

Were you ever confused about your orientation?

>>34209667
no not really

I've never had any doubts or shame over my sexual orientation, that's always been about how much of a useless, ugly, beta piece of shit I am, but I can fap to the gayest and most /d/viant shit in the world with a clear conscience

I think i started fapping to gay/normal hentai and furshit on newgrounds when I was like 11, or if I didn't masturbate I at least liked looking at it, I can't remember

>>34206720

I know it sounds silly, but its true. When I'm around pretty girls I feel an attraction towards them, like I know I would want that specific person to sit on my face, but I'm not attracted to any guys in particular, so just being around them doesn't arouse me at all.

Not saying I wouldn't like sucking/taking dick irl, but since I'm not attracted to guys, there is no natural progression for things to happen.

Its basically like liking pussy, but in a world where all girls are old ugly and fat.

>>34205916
it honestly offends me that "we" have a fucking flag for this shit.

you like dick; calm down.

>>34206957
go back to /lgbt/ you fucking mong, this is /r9k/ and we are allowed to talk about >tfw prison gay

>>34208962
Sexuality is fluid anon. I always thought I was gay since I was very young, but after going to college I've discovered that I'm actually bisexual and my attraction is 60/40 for men and women

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>Been dating a autistic,passable, vidya-loving trap for the past three years.
Dreams do come true.

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>>34205128
>tfw always liked girls and 100% sure hetero
>classmates in high school ask me if I am gay
>parents ask me if I am gay
>at new job colleague asks me if I am gay
>suddenly I consider some traps legit attractive (minus the dick)

WHAT IS HAPPENING I AM NOT GAY

>>34212448
>minus the dick
You're fine dude. You just look or act like a fag.
That could change over time though.

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>mfw buried

>>34207234
>>34207353
>>34209265
Someone sounds really bitter...wow...

>>34213036
Gayfags get incredibly bitter over the bisexual master race.
It's probably because gays are only for sex and not for real relationships.