Daily Aus-fag thread but cancucks are welcome. What did you do today?

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are americans welcome?

Quick, what's something Aussie women like?

had sex with my gf(imaginary)

>>34205394
lol im already seeing her

Sat in my apartment alone, sweating to death

>>34205413
Melbourne? mootbloxcocx

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>>34205307
W-What about your comfy neighbors

>>34205489
TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF, KIWI.

>>34205489
Ive always wondered, how do you flightless birds fuck sheep?

>>34205489
please don't bully the kiwi guys

Anyone live in Canberra?
I'm moving there for uni, have I made a terrible mistake?

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It rained up this way 2 days ago. The weather has been pleasant, if a little on the warm side ever since as opposed to sweltering 38+ 90% humidity. I'm counting down the days until summer officially enters its final leg, its had 2, maybe 3 rough patches but overall its been mild and I am thankful for that.

It's also my birthday in seven days. I'm going to take out a centerlink loan/advance (1200 autism bux) and treat myself to

>a new autism keybord with programmable led key lights
>perhaps a new mouse
>a fleshlight/onahole and a proper prostate toy
>the remainder I will split between commissioning more porn and having some kind of celebration

because i'm almost 30 and its my time

>>34205620
Enjoy your debt letter, I hear theyll be targetting those on autismbux later in the year

>>34205378
Bacardi breezers

fuck living here it was raining yesterday been 32 degrees all day today fuck

22/M/straight

Anyone in Sydney want to let me suck their cock?

>>34205643
>I hear

I've been hearing that for at least 5 years now. Besides anon, they just take a cut outta your payments until you're square again

Adelaide kill me yeah hehe

I fucking hate how the fairy agenda has taken over /r9k/.

>>34205966
I wish the board could go back to the age before eggshell anons started screaming norman at everyone they disagreed with. When the mindset was either "this is the life" or "I'm gonna make it"

nowdays it's

>your not a robot if

>>34206022
This tbqh
The board went to shit when people started identifying as robots instead of fighting against the robot

>>34206022
>>34206046
You're not a robot if you're gay

>25g of sugar recommended per day
>had 300g in the last two days
Who's coming to my funeral

>>34206112
That's honestly nothing considering most fit normies down a small tub of ice cream that's just as full of sugar with ease.

You'll be fine.

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How would an American go about finding and fucking an Australian woman who liberally uses the word "cunt" in bed?

>>34206205
Move to australia you daft cunt

>>34206233
But what if I don't want to move to Australia

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>>34206205
>finding an aussie woman

Depends on how good you are at picking up women

>finding a women who liberally uses the word cunt in bed

100% guaranteed

>>34206258
You're shit out of luck mate

>>34206205
Australian women are fucking poisonous. Do not attempt any sort of communication, or god forbid relationship with an Australian woman. Just don't do it.

>tfw got a serious meeting with boss tomorrow at work

not looking forward to it but it needs to be done

>>34205489
LMAO that bird is pathetic. I thought NZers as a Muslim nation would have a better national animal than that

>>34206046
See I don't give two fucks if random anon wants to be a robot and stay that way. I subscribe to the belief that nothing at all matters so live life in whatever way makes you happy.

What I take issue with is robots who can't, or refuse to find pleasure in life- and who also steadfastly refuse to take the steps to improve it. This mindset comes from a place of deep ignorance, I struggle with empathy and feel content with my lot. So the idea that people can feel miserable and also not want to do anything about it is completely alien to me.

I like comfy threads, wagecuck and nightwalk threads. Threads where anons can come together and share or find common ground with interests the mainstream population may not understand. This is also why I indulge the current thing "ruining" /r9k/ Traps are a niche thing, your average facebook going idiot's not about to understand the appeal and neither is /lgbwitzy/ going to tolerate the oversexualizeation either. But that is part of a robot, strange, possibly obscure or unusual sexual tastes. /r9k/ is a place where you can say "I like traps" without the bullshit you might see elsewhere.

Finally, I butt heads often over the "normalfag invasion" I don't believe in it. There are only anons who feel like being anons and thus being dicks. Jonny facebook has better things to do then comb 4chan looking for memes. Robots come in several stripes, from chris-chan tier autism all the way down to the guy who should of been chad, but sperged out at the 11th hour and never quite picked himself up.

Sorry to unload. I've gone off-topic

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>>34206309
Poisonous or venomous? If they're poisonous I'll just make sure not to eat them out.

>>34206410
Both

I'm telling you man, avoid them like the plague they are

>>34206309
that accent tho

>>34206463
Is irritating as fuck

>>34206492
It's breddy hot dude

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>>34206205
>How would an American go about finding and fucking an Australian woman who liberally uses the word "cunt" in bed?

>Australian's are fetishied

Huh, I learn something new from this site everyday.

>>34206501
Americans just can't get past an accent being different to theirs, can they

was australia a mistake?

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>>34206512
Australian accents are actually the only accents I like. Maybe a couple others, but I either dislike most accents or o feel indifferent towards them.

>>34205489
GIVE ME A KIWI BF

>>34206501
remember anon.

even though you're playing on our home turf, you have the advantage.

other people always love other accents.

>>34205578
ANU? I'm moving there from melbourne in a month for it

>>34206547
Well I absolutely can't stand them and really, really wish I didn't have one

>>34206559
Yeah, I'm from melbourne too.
What are you studying?
I'm studying maths/CS

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>>34206533
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index

Look at our country, now look at yours. I don't even need to know where you live to tell you that your 3rd world tier country is laughable at best. Have a good day anon.

>>34206562
judging from your posts you probably have some made up sperg accent anyway

>>34206533
It was more like an accident

>>34206553
Kiwi men are effeminate twinks with a few alphas, it's one of the only countries where women are recorded as having more sexual partners than men. Unless you're an alpha Chad who wants boipucci, go for Aussie blokes instead

>>34206562
pissweak shitcunt detected
you're fucking gay
leave australia

>>34206574
haha, wow. I guess I'll see you there- I'm doing practically the exact same thing. I think my CS is "advanced computing" though

>>34206624
>tfw superior norwegian

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buying r9k aussie gf

>>34206690
I'm doing it through the PhB program. We'll probably share some subjects though, have you enrolled yet?
What made you decide to go to ANU?

>>34206739
>>tfw superior norwegian

Were you the anon I replied to? If so, then post passport with time stamp anon, and I'll acknowledge that you're not a 3rd world shitskin.

>>34205307
absolutely nothing.
cancuck here and it's fucking way too cold out to do anything. another shitty winter as a sub-arctic Canadian NEET with no job prospects and friends dying left and right.
guy i know just died in the first murder of the year.
trying to stay warm and cozy in my mom's basement. i have an electric fireplace that helps.

>>34206205

>court qt grill from work over a 4 month period
>every day is high school butter flies, will they won't they shit
>gets fucking exhausting at one point even
>finally new years eve
>pull out all the stops, invite her out, meet up with her, take her home, yes this is it
>in my head: "now just take it slow with her mate, maybe go down on her, just treat her right don't go too fast for her"
>qt grill becomes some fucking bush monster when it begins
>"aw cunt! Yes! Yes cunt, come on, aw, cunt yes"
>she's fucking faster than I can imagine
>fucking so hard I lose any semblance of in and out rythym I'm just having a fucking seizure at this point
>thank fuck I took pingas or I'd have come ten minutes ago by this point
>directly afterwards she reverts back to qt work persona

Pretty comfy, too bad works kinda difficult to keep up with now

>>34205307
i went to fucking work
what do you expect?

>>34205307
i'm too scared and feel too bad to get centrelink so i'll just steal money from my parents every once in a while until i can be bothered to leave my comfy fort

>>34205578
i've heard there's nothing to do in canberra, and ANU is full of politicians sjw spawn

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/Aus/ Robot discord: https://discord.gg/axZusqY

Join up before roko the jew dog deletes the link

>>34206870
Get on the diso m80, then you won't have you report in every 2 weeks.

>>34206643
>alpha chad who wants boipucci
yes!
send over the cuteboys

>>34205578
I used to live there, actually I grew up there, short answer:Yes. I moved out the month after finishing year 12 and never looked back.

>>34206754
so you got a the 99 atar required for the phb? nice job. I wanted to go to ANU because it seemed like a more authentic uni experience, whereas if I'd gone to monash uni or melbourne unit (the two only decent ones in melbourne) I'd just be commuting every day, not living on campus

>>34206870
I hate being a student. I have to do a meme tier course and most of my bennies go to my parents so I'm left with zilch

Would prefer being a wagie honestly

>>34206880
>muh SJWs
Can't be worse than Melbourne.
>>34206904
Where'd you move to? How does it compare?
>>34206982
Yeah, I fluked eng lang and got carried by maths. What accomodation are you staying in? I applied to B&G but got put in UniLodge.

>>34207092
parents make you pay rent and what course are you doing. i know i can't neet forever and i've yet to come across a course that i could imagine getting a job with for the next 25 years

>tfw virgin still at 22

I've found myself lingering on the escorts side of backpage a lot these days. are they legit or are they scams?

Does it get easier?

>>34207102
I still haven't gotten my accommodation offer yet, but I put bruce as my first preference

>>34207292
Weird, I thought all the offers had come out by now.

>>34207280
>backpage
just go to an actual brothel

>tfw no submissive Melbourne robots to turn into your personal cumdump

>>34207390
>tfw no brisbane cuteboi to fug and hug

>>34207336
hmm, maybe I missed it. do they send you an email, or is it through their site?

>>34207433
I got sent an email from the place offering the accomodation. It'd be kinda shit if you missed it because you only have 48 hours to accept

>>34207410
lets be lonely together, anon ;------;

>>34207474
I've been checking my emails regularly, and they definitely haven't sent me any aside from the one saying my application had been submitted. Do you think it's possible they're still processing applications?

>>34207363
but i cant see the girls on some brothel websites.

>>34205676
>straight

got some news for you mate

>>34207559
Just go in there, they'll line all the girls up and you pick.

>>34207559

Go to a brothel mate, nervous as you may be if you're gunna do it it's way better that way

>>34207532
The website says they release offers on a rolling basis as they're assigned.
They started on the 6th and I got mine a week ago so you might want to contact them though.

>>34207568
Hey, doesn't take a faggot to realise cocks are the best sex organs

>>34207121
Support Worker

>>34206749
Cunt stop posting my photos over 4chan. I only gave them to you cause you said you'd send me pics of your dick.

>>34206882
Stop shilling your gay ass server on my thread. All you guys do is ban the funny cunts like midori and sans.

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Why do these threads always have so few posters despite there being a lot of Australian's here?

>>34208024
everyone's on discord nowadays

https://discord.gg/axZusqY

>>34208037
>joining that fucking garbage
Tell me when it's not a concentrated shitfest of orbiters

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>>34208063
> orbiters
> has an explicit no girls rule

>>34208097
That was only put in two weeks ago

Sorry your server's shit, but that's what happens when you let sluts in there in the first place

>>34208097
Hey dude unban midori and sans.

>>34208109
Nah there's only one slut left called Quinn and he(male)(xy) needs to get banned.

>>34208109
It went to shit after nisem left. Also Smokey Joe is a cuck. Also Nohj is bae.

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hey man if you got a problem with my server say it to my face instead of online and see what happens

>>34208063
Again, who is orbiting who?

So far I just see fucking tn and that tranny quinn always talking together in the voice chat.

>>34208133
Still, knowing that the group will be torn apart at the seams just because a single female is there means it's shit

>>34208144
Who the fuck is Nohj

>>34208161
I'll say it to your face when you can link my post cunt

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>>34208121
>shilling on my behalf
Stop that, you'll make them think I'm you, begging to get back in.

>>34208199
Again, the tranyopolypse of the third day made it obvious everyone in there is just some cunt who couldn't give half a shit about anyone else the moment something that sounds like a girl shows up.

>mfw unicucks
>mfw no face

Anyone else /woolies/ here?

for a shithouse entry-level job it's actually pretty decent

>>34205949
How's that cool breeze though senpai, pretty schmick aye

>>34208208
Midori sup sheep fucker. It's sans I also got banned for sharing the lovely horse cock.

>>34208246
I'm actually /coles/

Shit's getting worse here. I'm ready to quit.

>>34208251
Nice now, just went out for a durry and it felt good.
Reminded me of the last time I had friends 3 years ago and we walked 15km home at 1am in the middle of summer.

>>34208231
Not me man. I couldn't give a shit about it.

But when the enter the voice chat, I bail.

>>34208161
Your server is shit only cause it has Quinn(the guy who pretends he's a girl) and I'm not in it. Also Roko is a beta admin who can't handle some horse cock.

>>34208202
Nohj is someone I liked in the server. What was your name in the server?

>>34152722 actually the one i made the other day was pre successful, on the contrary

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>>34208231
> everyone in there is just some cunt who couldn't give half a shit about anyone else the moment something that sounds like a girl shows up.
I agree this statement deeply, but i can't change the behaviors and attitudes of people. so what can I do aside from give roasties the boot?

>>34208246
/Bws/ here, its not so bad aside from being abused by drug fucked people.

>>34208271
We don't want your bestiality in the discord faggot.

>>34208286
There's nothing you can do. Discord's are garbage collections of pussy obsessed failed normies unless you slowly trickle in new people, not just post the link openly.

>>34208299
But it's ironic bestiality cause you cunts were orbiting Quinn.

>>34208327
i-it's better than being alone. i like typing in chat in my no-light room with randoms on the internet. it really is a comfy community but some disc servers are orbit central doesn't mean they're all bad!!!

>>34208340
>implying im orbiting some faggot tranny.

All I want to do is talk shit with other robots. I don't give a fuck about some tranny or grill that joins the chat.

>>34208352
Penisface stfu you orbit in snails server. Kys my dude

>>34208356
Same dude. Who this anyone. I'm midori btw.

>>34208376
Hey dude.
shut the fuck up and fuck off already
:)))))

>>34208397
Nah I'd rather talkshit with other robots plus I made this thread so no.

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I was looking at the wikipedia page of melbournes ethnic demographics and felt really proud to live here.
funny how we reap the benefits of multiculturalism with good hard working ethnic communities yet sydney get's stuck with all of the violent ones.

went on a tinder date today

got a rejection message before

feels bad desu. standard i guess, didn't expect much anyway

>>34208451
>Melbourne with good ethnic communities?

Lol what about apex?
What about all the disgusting trannies? Melbourne is just as bad as Sydney

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literally nobody likes quinn except tn and roko

he NEEDS to be banned

>>34208467
That's standard.

Me? I personally am actually gay

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who keeps bullying me ITT

>>34208493
>he NEEDS to be banned

Just cause I won't give you attention doesn't mean I need to banned , you virgin transphob.

>>34208513
No your passerine and birds can't be gay.

>>34208490
>What about all the disgusting trannies?
I've met many transwomen in melbourne and they've all been nice and interesting people. No problem at all.
As for apex I was thinking of that after posting but i've only ever seen non sudanese blacks so I can't really comment on them in general.
The blacks that i've seen have all been family/ethnic orientated and many of them study at uni so i'm proud that they've chosen australia as they're new home.

>>34208538
B-birds can be gay...

>>34208547
>I've met many transwomen in melbourne and they've all been nice and interesting people.
where did you meet them desu

>>34208547
Damn your bait almost got me. If your not from Sydney then your not Australian. Also immigrants need to fuck off all they do is start crime syndicates and then steal jobs from hard working Australians just because a company needs to fill a "diverse quota" otherwise the monkeys will whinge.

>>34208554
I honestly thought that since I was a khv that I might be gay but then I saw your lewds and I gagged. Like Wtf does life have against me can't get girls cause they don't like me, can't fuck guys cause they make me gag.

>>34208559
uni though admittedly I clocked them and they were pretty obvious, like brianna wu tier though some were cuter and more boyish. By meet though I mean talk to them once and never again since I'm boring AF.

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>aus thread
>literally just entirely drama from one discord

hey guys do you like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jackets?

>>34208603
ftm tho

>>34208613
Well are there any other discords I can join cause I've been banned from most and the guys on that discord are the only people ive talked since 2016 outside of my family.

>>34208651
Fuck you Roko exposed you to me but still ily.

like my status if you think Smiles is G R E A S Y xD

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>>34208700
i want to kiss her and then when i move my lips away theres a string of greasy saliva between us

>>34208635
Penisface when it's approaching winter I'll talk about jackets with you but it's too hot to even think about them.

>tfw no Aussie gf

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>>34208700
Heh I think Nohj is greasy and if you like smiles then your gay.

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origono

smiles is cute

>>34208764
Smiles is a mentally ill disgusting male that needs to be put down

who here /paying hundreds of dollars to fly out to meet a 16 year old girl/

>>34208794
You're joking. Right, mate?

>>34208794
D-Dont b-bully nano he's flying out to meet the boys but coincidently the only person he has time to meet is Emily.

>tfw too irrelevant to be talked about

>>34208844
Hi! I like (getting) headpats :3

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>>34208823
Nope. Here's a pic of here with some lore created by a legend

>>34208842
OOOooooooooOOOoooOOoOPS!11

>>34208844
What's your discord name? I can talk about you.

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>>34208842
I swear I came to uhhh hang out with the boys

>>34208844
Hi! I'm just gonna make a funny word salad post here. So: I'm on the image that's the diagram below, I mentioned how I got my first time in Constantinople in the city loop.

>>34208876
Christ, what an ugly cunt.

>>34208876
Are you telling me that the pic I thought was nano wasn't him?

>>34208904
Fark off he's a solid 6/10.

>tfw im the ugliest boy on australia r9k

faarrrrkk why don't you guys just learn the shaman way and become WOKE

Hey guys you know the Romans?

>>34208924
wh-what's my rating?

(Cool word salad follows: I test apparatus which in the village of moderate wood, I refuse to say that person over there.)

>>34208943
Drop your name and I'll tell you who's uglier.

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i need a girl to be my ti-lou

>>34208924
he has rape eyes but maybe it's just the angle. needs to pluck monobrow and would look p-p-perf!

>>34208953
Well apparently I haven't seen a recent photo of you so idk dude but your not white so it can't be higher than 6.5.

>>34208978
wh-who says i'm not white!!!

>>34208971
Reminds me of a tfwnogf who's a shave off being passable

>>34208971
Too bad he's into 15 year-old girls. You should get Roko drunk and fuck him

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Fucking shit had to work the last 3 days with shitty indian fucks at Woolies. My best friend on Saturday basically disowned me as a friend because I sperged out at a party so I ended up giving myself 2nd degree burns on purpose because I feel like shit. All the fucking normies ask me how I burned my hand so I have to come up with some shit about doing it while cooking.

my cat is being a clingy little faggot to the point I want to fucking strangle him to death and can't fucking pat the cunt anyway with my burnt hand like the little shit wants me to get an infection. My birthday is in 2 weeks and I'll be fucking working anyway.

If you faggots want to get me a present, send a handgun with hollow-points and the safety clicked off. I'm fucking done with this ride.

>>34208985
You're peasant white so it doesn't count. You look part gook dude sorry.

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>>34208991
wtf man dont say shit like that

>>34209016
>peasant white
... what does he mean by this...?

>>34208994
Know the feeling of being disowned dude it sucks so bad.

>>34209034
Not being descended by the nords or the English. Being a Scottish descendant means your peasant white.

>>34209053
you don't know that that's really how it went!!!

n-nyoro~n

>>34208451
This tbqh fampai. I had a delicious moroccan lunch today which only cost me $10

>>34209036
Yeah it's been building up over the last year since he turned all turbo-chad. We're like fucking night and day, guess which one is the night?

I want to kill myself before my 26th comes around.

>>34209092
Why would you eat peasant food and pay for it?

spent most of the day thinking about my oneitis and how she'll never like me more than a friend

drank a few beers at home by myself

that's about it famalam

Discord fags GTFO
Don't shit up the thread with your shitty drama from your irc-for-retards client.

>>34209115
>eat peasant food
tastes good and is healthy
>pay for it
money is exchanged for goods and services

>>34209117
t. n

originalio

>>34209117
I'm so tempted to kill my oneitis current bf he's this super skinny guy and everytime I see him I get this urge to just hit him

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>>34209117
what was your oneitis like?

Mine was pretty anime, I thought about her for the first time in three years because of a thread I seen today and everything came flooding back. She's got a bf that looks worse than I do and just in general, from what I've seen, has even less of a personality than me, but I lost the chance at a rich lawyer gf because I was too autistic to realize she was asking me to formal.

also extremely drunk right now

>>34209169
please do not bully your SO

>>34209161
? What's t.n mean?

Can you normies please gtfo with your shitty discord drama.

How to guarantee a Coles job lads?

>>34209291
look presentable or be chad

Hey guys liking traps is gay.

>>34209307
w-well maybe i-i'm gay, anon

>>34209291
Turn up 10 mins early,no piercings if your male, shower,shave use deodorant, wear jeans and a polo if you have one. Don't be yourself. When they ask what your weakness are say that your a perfectionist, if they ask how is hinders you say that you can't stop doing something untill it's perfect no matter how long it takes. Also don't be yourself and make eye contact and sit up straight.

>>34209328
Liking guys isn't gay. Liking the feminine penis is.

>>34209360
wh-what if you like all kinds of penises (but mainly for someone special whom one of them may or may not be attached to)

>>34209345
>say that your a perfectionist
Don't do this, every second person knows this answer. Just tell them some trivial weakness to demonstrate self-reflection then tell them how you're working on it to make them think you're not a lazy cunt.

>>34209404
Fuck off cunt stop making my thread into a trap thread please stop faggot or ill come melb and fuck you in the ass.

>>34209447
n-no b-bully...!!!!

One of you fuckers come and date me already.

t. no penis

>>34209491
nice same here irl

>>34209491
fuck off rask

t. biggest penis

>What did you do today?

Watched anime and jerked off, occasionally at the same time

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>>34209491
I will here's a pic of me. Don't judge I'm ftm.

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>>34209360
t-thats just not true anon

>>34209491
Emily I love you. Kkk is fun.

>>34209491
This is me
>>34206749
which state?lol

>>34209491
I will.

t. also no penis

>>34209518
>>34209538
I don't participate in your discord, I don't know who these people are.

>>34209551
I'm not a lesbian, sorry anon.

Any other Bunbury fags here?

>>34209491
If you're in Brisbane I'll do it anon

>>34209573
Shit, yes

You're probably a boong though

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>>34209551
I will be yours. Just dm me

T. No penis

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>>34209586
do not impersonate me

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>>34209491
Date me. I'm from New Zealand so it'll be almost like cucking the lousy men from your country.

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>>34209569
I'm a straight cis male, you interested?

>>34209600
You're impersonating me so you stop it.

>>34209637
That's hot. You a girl?

>>34209607
They sure are lousy. Because they won't date me. You Kiwis are qt, be my bf please.

>>34209637
Why are you carving cyrillic into your arm

>>34209718
Cause I cut for girls. Its an art.

>>34209718
I, personally, say "tfw no bf" etc etc a lot but truth be told I think I'd be very picky about who I'd have as my bf... I sorta feel like if I'm gonna date someone, they have to, well... be someone who could be my soulmate

>>34209718
You're a transsexual or obese, right?

>>34209718
Like I said I'll be your bf. But how do we talk to each other outside of 4chan?

>>34207768
Get cucked jef.

>>34209760
Have you found any potential candidates at least? If so, where tf are you finding them because I'm having a shit time.

>tfw don't fit in with normies
>tfw don't fit in with robots (???)

>>34209775
Neither. I specifically said no penis so you wouldn't have to ask.

>>34209820
What state are you in? I'll give you my number if you're in mine.

>>34209871
Nsw,Sydney is where I'm from but I'm guessing your from Melbourne

>>34209718
>You Kiwis are qt, be my bf please.
Email me.

[email protected]

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>>34209915
Midori stop stealing my waifu

>>34209760
You don't have a soul mate. You can find people of varying degrees of compatibility, but there is no modal requirement.
Also chances are even the compatible ones will get tired of your female nature.

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>>34209932
STOP PRETENTING TO BE ROKO!!!

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>>34210271
Ti-lou fuck off just because I'm more popular doesn't mean you have to pretend to be me

Buy a fleshlight, or but a 4-600 dollar slab of ass. One is cheaper and the other seems like something I want

>can hear my younger brothers gf moaning
>I'm a virginq

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>>34205307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfStXHaD-0
I can't stop thinking about snakes lads. Now I'm watching these snake videos and it's making feel anxious. God how I hate this hot snake infested country.

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>>34211853
I'm sitting in my room and hear insects fucking outside

>>34206385
Hey man. Well said.

>for ages my stupid government shrink thought i had ptsd
>now it's autism
>im literally autistic
>living with my racist as fuck mum
>sisters wont talk to me
>father wants to bash me for being gay
>struggle to do anything socially
at least i have a 2016 calais v o wait material wealth doesnt please me at fucking all might go drive it though centrelink at 180km/h