>tfw no clingy gf who loves me and wants to be with me forever

>>34205488
>tfw clingy girl who wants to be with you forever but is a junkie and roastie

>>34205551
What's she addicted to?
And how much cock has she taken?

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>tfw no sociopathic tomboy gf to play DOOM and plan the death of the normies with

Why does it seem like the only women who are interested in actual commitment are also paranoid basket cases who go insane when they see a girl's name in their boyfriend's phone?

>>34205488
>>34206161
no homo nigga but I got hard from these posts INSTANTLY like INSTANT.

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>tfw no clingy gf that threatens me with a.357 magnum revolver to my head if I don't text her every hour.

>>34205488
you mental illness is not my fetish

is your gorgeous blonde hair
your beautiful blue eyes
your soft pale white skin

just asking to be defiled.


shame about the hair now thou.

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>tfw no gf to pity kill me

>>34205664
how did you get one?

orgirerseraewaecommentu

>>34206678
Tfw no girl that I'd ever dare to show my dick too
it's small, bent and crooked

>>34205488
what the hell. looks like she has radiation burns from the sun. what is the deal with such a random pic.

>>34205488
I don't think you actually want a clingy gf.

>tfw was clingy enough to a romantic interest previously that I would fantasize about locking him up in my basement and keeping him from seeing anyone else

Tfw almost had girlfriend, but let it slip literally tonight :/

>>34206832
>I don't think you actually want a clingy gf.
think again, you probably never met a lonely guy.

>>34206832
Sounds fair enough, as long as I don't die.. can deal with a bit of starvation here and there as well as only seeing or talking to one other person but myself

>>34206832
I know how to pick locks and I kinda know how to fight so I'm cool with that. Because you know sometimes I gotta see grandma

I want a gf who is desperate to be impregnated by me so I have to stay with her forever.

>>34206832
I'd be okay with this. Honestly my dream is to be locked in a girl's house, attached to like a chain that gives me a bit of freedom within a room. She works during the day while I stay inside and play vidya, then comes home and rapes me at night, and does whatever she likes with my body.

>>34206889
I had it all planned out included how I would take care of him daily and how I'd keep him down there to begin with. Only thing I didnt do was actually go out and buy the items needed. It was fun running through the scenarios in my head though.

>>34206878
Well, admittingly OP probably just meant a clingy gf and not a psychotically clingy one.

>>34206947
You know all you'd need is one of those "crates" (metal cages) for training dogs, and a lock, right?

>>34206956
Those don't give a lot of room. I'd rather just break his legs so it'd be difficult for him to escape and chain him in the basement.

>>34206832
>obligatory request for contact info

>>34205488
>tfw you are the clingy gf but it manifests itself into constantly thinking he doesn't like me despite everything else saying otherwise

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>>34206931
Leaving someone with video games is too risky, especially since everything has online multiplayer and stuff.

>>34207025
I know this feel very well. Even with constant reassurance I can't help but think it.

>>34207056
B-But I'll only play offline! You can disable the internet when you're away, or not let me see the password. I'll be good!

>>34205664
heroin
in treatment

still has feelings for her ex who got her into it
still wants to do drugs

>>34206889
>>34206947

What if the breaking wouldn't be necessary in the first place, ofc as a safety measure if ever disobeyed or acted suspicious

>>34207068
I don't believe that at all. I'm not going to risk any of the neighbors having WiFi that isn't password protected. If anything only consoles that can't connect to internet at all.

>>34207086
No, it would be necessary. I just want to make sure he can't ever get away. It doesn't matter if he's willing otherwise. I'm not taking any chances.

>>34207104
Alright, only pre-internet consoles. I'd be okay with that.

>>34207104
Depending on your qualities, this scenario wouldn't be that bad as long as you would take this person with you if you would ever end your life

But then I can only speak for myself and I neither have any experience in this area nor a fetish for it

>>34206468
Fuck off you worthless shit skin.

>>34207163
It'd be their choice if they wanted to die with me. Otherwise I'd leave a cellphone by them when they're sleeping while I off myself.

>>34207084
>still has feelings for he ex
you sure that's not just withdrawals from the drugs?
or is she really still in love with her ex?

>>34207238
well i think she correlates the drugs with him but honestly it's schrodinger cat/chicken vs egg thing in terms of being able to differentiate 'love' and 'withdraw'

i hope she lives a nice life but it's hard to want to associate with someone who is way more experienced in 'normie' things than me and knowing there is no such thing as a 'former' drug addict, her addiction is going to be something always with her forever

>>34207003
[email protected]

>>34207281
good on ya for not being a cuck and staying with her.
> with someone who is way more experienced in 'normie'
you a virgin anon?

>>34207161
If even that. I don't want video games taking away any time that should have gone to me.

But again, I doubt any guy would actually like being locked up once he actually is going through it.

>>34207193
Knowing myself, I'd probibly form some kind of "wont live without you" feeling and plead that the person took me with them, or just off myself directly after

>>34207315
never stayed with her, never took the opportunity

you're not a vrigen?

>>34207325
I wouldn't mind killing the other person if they wanted that. I'd prefer they die by my own hands anyways.

>>34206832
imokwiththis.png

>>34207350
I'd prefer that as well as long as the outing isn't my choise

>>34206856
Hope you're still online m8. What happened?

>>34207341
>you're not a vrigen?
are you trying to imply you are?
I'm just trying to get at what you meant by
> with someone who is way more experienced in 'normie'

the only thing that came to mind was sex
meaning she has more experienced from all the fucking she must have done with her ex

so you are a virgin then?

>>34207321
Well of course, I'd only be playing video games when you're not home. When you're around, I'd spend every waking moment at your feet, when I'm not chained to the wall or bed or whatever.

And you might be surprised. As long as my entire body isn't tied down at all times, I'd love to do it. It's one of my biggest turn-ons, honestly.

>>34207362
I can't imagine being relaxed in a relationship without doing something that extreme. Otherwise I'd be too scared that they'd leave me or that they'd be talking to other women. By keeping him from everyone else I can at least know for sure.

>>34207388
Just a leg or an arm would be chained. But you wouldn't be able to walk around anyways, just crawl.

>>34207384
well obviously

i also meant drugs, places she's been, people she's known

all that stuff

>>34207406
what gave it away that she still had feelings for her ex?

>>34207400
Of course. My place would be at your feet at all times. I would absolutely love that.

>>34207416
well the fact that she was obsessed with him before treatment and then after treatment said 'i don't even care about him anymore' while also saying shit like 'sometimes i still want to just get high'

there's a lot of small details but i defo get the vibe that if he returned to her she would totally submit

>>34207468
how you know she was obsessed with him?

>>34207499
for reasons i don't feel like sharing but she would talk about him a lot

and you?

>>34207439
I still think you wouldn't like it. Most people are all talk until they encounter the real thing. Would you actually be okay with having your legs broken and being locked up?

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>Yandere waifu that abandons you for several hours a day
fucking disgusting.
we should have our hands stitched together, always holding hands instead of chaining your "beloved" to a post and abandoning them.

>>34207541
I haven't done something that extreme, but I had a thing with an older woman who tied me to a bed all day long and teased and toyed with me at her leisure, and I loved it.

I think as long as I'm given mild freedom to do things like play games or watch movies, I'd happily volunteer. It helps if you're attractive.

>>34205488
What's her snapchat op?

>>34207400
you're kooky, but it's kind of relaxing at the same time... I just wish women could love intently without it being connected to intense pain. more carrot than stick I mean

>>34207519
>for reasons I don't feel like sharing
nobody is going to judge you here, it is an anonymous boar go on anon,
but I think you might have just been seeing what you wanted to see.
>and you?
what about me?

>>34207588
tell me about yourself friend ^_^
anyways do you have advice or something?

>>34207608
>tell me about yourself friend ^_^
anyways do you have advice or something?
don't change the subject anon :^)
how could you tell she was obsessed with him?
I kinda need to know what the warning sings of that look like so I can pick them up if I ever find my self in your place
wana avoid being a cuck like you did :)

>>34207563
I don't know. I don't see tying someone up as overly sexual, nor would I go and tease him while he's tied up. I'd feel guilty about keeping him like that but it's the only sure proof way to make sure he doesn't leave me behind.

>>34207583
I'm sure there are plenty of women who can love intently without the pain. It'd just be a matter of finding one who hasn't already latched on to someone.

>>34205488
I have a clingy gf. She doesn't really let me have any friends or go anywhere without her. If I do something without her she accuses me of not loving her and that I hate her and im cheating on her and that she's going to kill herself. Not always great

>>34207642
I'm not saying that's what you'd have to do, that's just what she did. I'd be perfectly fine with you just tying me down to keep me there. Are you otherwise kinky in that sort of sense, or are you fairly vanilla?

>>34207642
Where do you think your abandonment issues come from?

>>34207639
i said already, she talked about him a lot about how she misses him and all of that before she went to treatment

>tfw found out I'm INTP
I know this is a memescience, but does it mean I have an autistic personality?

>>34207665
Not everything here in life is done with sexual intentions

>>34207680
dont wory man

>>34207665
I would not like to touch him unless he was completely restrained, otherwise he might overpower me. Then maybe I would nap on him and have minor skinship.

>>34207666
Not from my childhood, for sure. My parents are together and I had good relations with both my mother and father. Ever since middle school when I lost my best friend to someone else I've been more protective of my relationships with others. I probably just have the mentality of a selfish middle schooler still.

>>34207722
What happened in middle school?

>>34207678
this doesn't compute anon.
you said this girl wanted to be clingy with you but now you say she wouldn't stop talking about her ex?
the fuck kinda low rent clingy gf is that?
you deluding yourself here anon, glad you moved on.

oh and if you want t know something about me

I love to bully qt grills online.

>>34207722
That sounds like a comfy life, honestly. Although you wouldn't need to be afraid, you'd be welcome to do whatever you want, I wouldn't want to overpower you.

>>34207745
Shitty middle school drama that doesn't matter to anyone but middle schoolers, to be honest. Not worth getting into detail about. I didn't realize it had gotten so bad for me until last year when I had a crush on a guy and fantasized about locking him up constantly. Any time I even found out he spoke with another girl I wanted to cry because I was constantly afraid he'd be stolen.

>>34207769
I don't believe that.

>>34207776
I'm sorry things like that cause you so much pain, anon. I hope that some day you don't have to worry so much any more

>>34207776
>traumatic childhood experienes
>not worth sharing on r9k

is this how you are going to treat you qt slave boyfriend? when he asks you to talk to him or share something from your life with him.

fucking trash you are.

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>>34205488
I have a friend who is like that and would send pics like that

it's cute as fuck

>>34207291
I sent you an email, I hope you're the actual girl and not someone trolling since I'm actually interested to some degree in what you're talking about.

>>34207776
Even if I want to be trapped in your house forever, never allowed to escape or have any contact with the outside world? You wouldn't believe I'd want to stay with you just as much as you would with me?

>>34207776
Him from earlier, but except for your abandonment issues you seem fairly normal

>>34207776
>>34207815
Fairly normal/reasonable I should say

>>34207748
no she USED to talk about him all the time before treatment

got pics of bully?

>>34207782
Hopefully one day. I would prefer to not get hysterical over things like that but it just happens.

>>34207788
I already know I'm trash. But I mean it when I say it was mediocre preteen drama.

>>34207806
No. I cannot comprehend that someone would be sane enough to want all of their freedom taken. So I'm going to treat them as though they could escape at any moment.

>>34207850
Because I'm even more trash than you are. There's no point to freedom if I just want to stay inside all day and wallow in misery, only taking time to indulge in my hobbies. No job, no aspirations, no life. I would be happy if I could please one person by surrendering my entire existence to them.

I'd love nothing more than a crazy gf who wants to end the normies with me.

Sadly they all want chad
FUCK YOU CUNTS

oh a fuck and chuck gf.... cool

>>34207841
>no she USED to talk about him all the time before treatment
I guess she couldn't get him out of her mind while with you.
feel for you op.

>got pics of bully
I'm a gentleman I don't kiss and tell anon

>>34207793
>Oscar intensifies

>>34207867
err not op.
>>34207850
>I already know I'm trash.
I think you need to be bullied instead of enslaving anons.
how would you like to be bullied?

>>34207793
If you're the one talking about your degeneracy then yes.

>>34207859
I still don't believe that, and I don't think I ever will. I also think most guys add too much of a sexual element to being locked up and that clouds their judgement when they're thinking of it.

>>34207898
Bully me with a bullet to my brain, please.

>>34207927
>suicidal
all this fucking fags wanting you to chain them to your basement while you are suicidal,
poor anons are going to starve to death once you hanging from the ceiling
kek

That is my girlfriend. Except he's actually angry and not joking.

She's angry every day. She's mean every day. She's jealous every day. I'm breaking up with her. It's unbearable.

>>34207966
Actually I've already covered this exact topic here >>34207193

>>34207983
why not set them free before you off your self?
too many things can go wrong and they might just end up dying.

>>34208014
Then I'd just call the police and have them on their way before killing myself. Either way I wouldn't let them starve because of my own selfishness.

>>34208014
Honestly though I feel as though in the perfect scenario of me keeping them captive, I wouldn't feel any need to kill myself.

>>34208046
that would work
if this ever plays out, make sure you only pull the trigger once you hear the sirens.

>>34208061
just marry a shut in and be happy

>>34208046
>>34208061
why are there two of you?

>>34208086
No. Because shut ins still have access to the internet and can talk to others on there.

>>34208100
I never got the part about 100% exclusivity, I just thought you wanted to prevent him seeing other people in real life

yeah I guess you would need your captivity plan then

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>>34208093
The second part I thought of as an after though. They're both still me. Sorry for the confusion.

>>34208112
Women online are as much of a threat as in person, if not more.

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>>34208122
I think that dedication is cute.

Good luck on your search and I think this is the right place to get one just don't hurt him too muchunless he asks for it

>>34208210
Seconded.

Best of luck and
S W E D E N
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>>34205488
I would love a "clingy gf" but not a girl that's always clingy if you know what I mean.
Girls that are clingy for anyone tend to be unfaithful and they don't actually care about you.
I was a "clingy" guy and I'm still thinking about the same person 7 years later. I know it's not healthy.
Met a femanon she said she was clingy and then went 100-0 and grew distant.

>>34209143
A clingy girls will never say she's clingy.

>>34209143
>I was a "clingy" guy and I'm still thinking about the same person 7 years later. I know it's not healthy.
iktf though I haven't changed at all still after all this time