eggman is a committed man

>>34257425
"lesbian"

As in he's a girl (male) that likes girls.

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>>34257438
>he's a girl
HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>34257425
Fug eggy is such a based good man, he's a national treasure

>>34257466

kek

(original, btw)

>>34257425
Eggman i know youre reading this because you have no self control at all. I just want you to know that I fucking hate your guts and I think you're an ugly miserable loser. Every night I pray that bad things will happen to you. And they do because you are destined to fail.

oh god why did you fall for the trap meme eggman?

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EGGMAN'S GONNA YOLK HER STRAIGHT

>>34257425
what happened to him? he looked much more cheerful when he was with le trap gril

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>>34257425
>be Eggman
>be so ugly a manly trap won't let you pound it

I would just end my life desu senpai

>>34257425
He looks fatter and more fucked up than before

newest stream got blocked

>>34257425
wtf? did pizza give him a blacked eye?

>>34257579

What the hell is your problem? What kind of affliction do you have that would warrant such a reaction? Damn dude.. just damn

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>>34257425
>tfw eggman is dating a mix of shaven seth rogen and stewie from madTV
don't fall for the meme

>>34257646
Yeah, he looks like he's put on weight. Also he looks like he got no sleep at all, look at the bags under his eyes.

He looks terrible right now.

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>Pizza is a trann
>Pizza is Eggy's gf
>I'm a trann
Maybe one day I'll be Eggy's gf...

>>34257579
Hey I think the same things about you too, fucko.

>>34257917
Eggy isn't into trans and Pizza is a trans lesbian.

I'll date you though.

>>34257425
eggman is a fat ugly loser stuck in a dead end job can't wait until he blows his brains out

the guy is an ugly annoying attentionwhore

>>34257970
They say when we say mean things about others we really mean it about ourselves.

>>34257997
>They say
who says that?

>>34257997
since you realise that maybe you should not say anything at all. just hurts everyone involved

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>>34258005
They.

Oregano comment.

>>34258052
who is they?

your imaginary friends?

These two very ugly people seemed so nice together

It's like I'm feeling like a teen girl that just learned her favorite celebrity power couple broke up

I was honestly hoping a sex video of them would leak and we could see Eggy fucking a butt ass naked, butt ass ugly tranny.

>>34257425
Why does his face look so JUST?

>>34258354
Well for starters it looks like he got zero sleep, he has massive bags under his eyes and his hair is greasy and nasty looking as fuck. He just looks really unkempt, kind of looks like gained weight in his face as well plus he has a bit of acne going on as well.

But for the most part it's just the fact that he looks exhausted as fuck, he really doesn't look healthy though. Also he is VERY PALE, I guess he's always been pale but he just looks white as a ghost.

>>34257425
but she has pics/vids of her and guys having sex. so obviously she is not a lesbian...

>>34258566
oh man that sounds hideous

I would go blind at the sight...

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>>34257425
>lesbian
Alright this is too fucking much. I have no problems at all with calling passing traps "she" and "her" since they mostly look like girls anyway and it makes them feel better.
But "lesbian" really? By that logic it would be "straight" for pizza to fuck hairy masculine men? How the fuck is taking female hormones to disfigure your body, wearing girl clothes, learning girly mannerisms and acting like a level 99 flamer homo and getting fucked in the ass by men straight?

>>34258673
I guess you can see the issue with only using 2 terms to describe human sexuality then.

>>34258673
mtf lesbians confuse me as well, anon

>>34258699
I'm pretty sure 3 is sufficient though. There's no fucking way you aren't bi if you feminize yourself.
But either way eggman could have just said something like "pizza is into girls" or "she's not really into men". Calling traps lesbian is just tumblr tier mental gymnastics.

>>34258667
really? i was going to post pics but i suppose ill just keep them to myself

B-but I thought /r9k/ said pizza was coming on to eggman yesterday?

>>34257425
I admire his never-give-up attitude. I hope Eggy succeeds in becoming a winner.

>>34258673
>>34258712
MTF lesbians are usually called "transbians" and usually only date other MTF's, not real women coz the dick makes it hotter

>>34259031
That's demonstrably false. Transbians are just straight men with a fetish and they'd kill for a cis girl to validate their femaleness.

>>34257579
based anon bringing the truth

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>>34257425
Jesus, I've seen literal dying people who look better than this motherfucker.

>>34259018
Yes, fuck the haters, I'm with egg

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Would you succ Pizza's feminine penis?

>Gets literally friend zoned by a tripfag attention whore
>Only hung out with eggman to get some relative internet fame and attention

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>>34258354
Because he badly wanted to tap that boipussy but got cucked out of it.

>>34260325
>boipussy

Don't you mean his asshole?

>>34260339
*her *boipussy

Don't be a bigot, anon!

>>34260358
I'm just starting facts.

Just because he grew his hair, acts like a flaming homosexual and wears clothes targeted to women doesn't make him a woman.

He is a man.

>>34257425
bisexual attention whore slut
the worst kind
ultraroastie

>>34258067
scientists from harvard and yale, faggot

Anyone else starting to hate eggman?

The guy comes off as an obnoxious retard in his steams.

Like I literally want to punch him in his fat ugly face

>>34260578
You know, they say when we say mean things about others we really mean it about ourselves

>>34260602
>ever liking eggfag

You can just tell that he tapped that boipussy. SAD.

If looking like a girl is enough to be a lesbian then surely looking like a middle aged lesbian is enough to qualify eggy

>>34257425

He looks like he's just been through 7 months of high intensity chemotherapy. Somebody put him out of his misery.

>>34260770
>tfw I look like that

I wonder if people say that about me

>>34258673
He probably watched too much lesbian porn and decided thats what he wanted. If it's all about the sexual stimulation I don't think you count as female. He is a sexually frustrated man and nothing more. Eggman looks too fucking bad jesus christ didn't the terapy help at all?

>>34260780
you can't look that bad, don't be ridiculous.

>>34260787
>He probably watched too much lesbian porn and decided thats what he wanted.
>He is a sexually frustrated man and nothing more.
i think you're right. i wonder if he feels as bad as he looks.

>>34257425
With every donation eggshow gets better and better, I wonder how it will peak. Come on robots donate to our eggy. This will show women.

>Eggman couldn't get the pizza

BUT CAN HE CATCH THAT HEDGEHOG?

>>34260946
Fuck off eggman you ugly freak

Is she a trap or not. I honestly cannot tell.

>>34261198
The guy in the op pic is a man how can you not notice

>>34261130
Fuck off normalfag, go fuck some women r9k is for robots

Donate for egg is donation for robot

>>34261992
He isn't a robot. He got builled by robots for being a normie who would keep showing his picture everywhere and then got memed to the media thinking that he was a mass shooter.

He is a failed normie.

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I don't get it.
Wasn't it clare that the whole thing was just put togheter in a joke-like style?

Eggy's going for the attencion whorey video mates.
The thread had alot of love yesterday.
I honestly don't get the "poor me" video

Why is everyone so desperate for pizza to be male.

I knew everyone on here was secretly cock loving whores.

And why are you so obsessed with getting evidence of egg fucking a trap?

Why?

>>34261198
There's literally a pic of her with her dick out earlier in the thread.

You can use the archive to view past times the image has been posted and you'll see pizza posted it under her trip first if you need proof it's her.

Pizza posted himself being fucked in the ass by a guy before here, so what the fuck is Eggman talking about?

Why is he such a chronic liar?

>>34257425
Can I legitimately ask who the fuck this is and why the fuck I should care. I mean I know who this is and have heard the name

But what is so special about this kid seriously?

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>>34262177
They've literally posted tons of nudes under their trip plenty of times on here. We already have proof that they're a trap.

Pic related.

>>34260339
No fucking shit

Ravioli Ravioli Originioli

>apparently pizza is a lesbian

You mean he's straight.


pisa garden

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>>34262240
>Pizza has a feminine penis

I'd tap that boipucci like a Texan drilling oil.

>>34257425
Can I also legitimately ask what is it with you motherfuckers and cocks?

Are women so bad that men have to resort to getting their cummies from men in skirts

Jesus christ you motherfuckers are degenerate

There will undoubtedly be a special place in hell for people like you and I am a drug addict. I've been to hell, but seriously people like you jesus christ god have mercy on your souls

men are retarded desu
trutrans are lesbians

>>34262071
He is a robot, he is miserable ugly virgin

>>34262233
>Chronic liar
>Eggman
Normalfag please leave, egg is a true robot. Unsuccessful, everyone hates him, disfigured face, virgin no girl would even look at him. There's not point of him lying.

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>>34257814
>Go on that website
>Upload my best picture of me
>Tells me I look like a bunch of ugly people, top match is literally wearing a fedora
>Try again with some random selfie
>Get Chads
What does this mean?

>>34257425
>i wanna be a winner
LOL

>>34263212
He is winning, you faggots believe he is virgin and donate to him. Loosers donate him so he can buy presents for his gf.

>>34262233

He probably got over his dick craze pretty fast, actually being a relationship with a dude is probably too much for him since hes not really gay, just a feminine dick loving beta.

>pizza claims to be a lesbian
>has written stories HERE about being fucked by a dude and loving it in a threesome

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>>34257438
>>34258673
He's taken dicks before and now just changes his sexuality on the fly...sure he totally is "lesbian" the fucker is bisexual and lying

>>34258878
post them!!!

origimai

>>34262318
There is no god/hell you faggot

>>34262265
Stop calling it boypussi then

>>34257579

as always, fifth post best post