>Step into the shower >See her Wat do?

>>34288263
have her wash me.
and proceed to do naughty things to her

>>34288263
Tell her to get the fuck out or I'm calling the police

>>34288263
walk away because I already have a belly gf

>>34288263
Close the door and say sorry like the beta I am

wake up and go to fap in the shower

>>34288263
throw up and proceed to alert the authorities

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>>34288283
Definitely, Originally This.

What a terrible view. She's a fucking whale.

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ask her to sit on my face

Im so fucking good looking id get her to give me a blowjob why i rock my morning routine. Then with my london accent lean down into her face and with a smile say, "right now fuck off darling."

>>34288263
>step into shower
Where? Where the fuck am I supposed to step? There's no fucking room left.

She's trying way to hard to be sexy.

>>34288263
Implying I won't notice gravity pull straight away and there's even a space in the shower. Ham planet too big

>implying my sub 5 inch dick will burrow through that fat

disgusting anon

Fatties are not human.

>>34288263
Curl up into a ball and shake and cry.

>>34288263
its retarded how gorgeous she'd be if she just DIDN'T HAVE SEVERAL HUNDRED POUNDS OF EXCESS

>>34288263
you need to eat all the eggs

>>34290051
how the fuck is that an original comment?!
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original so i am now making this an original comment

>>34290075
you need to eat alI the eggs

>>34288263
turn 360 degrees and walk out of there

>>34288263
Would unironically plow the shit out of.

>>34288263
i would rub canola oil on her breasts :3

>>34290180
you need to eat aII the eggs

>>34288263
Turn 720 degrees around and walk away

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>>34288263
Smash every day, maybe three four times a day. Love me some big girls.

ask for source

>>34288263
Masturbate furiously. Look at those fucking thighs

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>>34288263
fuck the shit out of her. I love fat girls. I don't find skinny girls attractive at all

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THAT FEEL WHEN no big belly gf, there is no worse feel!!

I'm not into fatties but I'd bang her to hard

>>34288263
Start to awkwardly grope her, cum near instantly but them keep going, the try to duck her and instantly cum again.

>>34288263
Call greenpeace a whale have stranded

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>>34288263
>check you make sure she doesn't have a penis
>get to fucking

>>34288263
Asuming we're talking about the shower at MY home, I'll call the police ASAP to inform there's an intruder in my home. When the cops arive they'll eventually charge me with rape and the "lady" in the video gets to have my house my wife my kids and everything because she acused me of rape.

Yes this happens in real life.

>>34288263
I'd politely tell her to the gtfo out of my house. Ion fuck fatties

>>34288263
ASK FOR SOURCE

who is her?

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she would be a fucking qt if she wasn't dying.

>>34293364
how would you know that unless she already was?

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>>34288296
The only honest reply

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>>34293364
Disgusting, she's way to skinny. anything thinner then this I find unattractive.

>>34293392

She's morbidly obese. That comes with a set of health problems that will shorten her life span significantly.

>>34293438

chubby chaser? or is that all you can get?

>>34293442
but how could you tell she would be cute unless she already was?

there are other fat chicks that you wouldn't say that about because they are just ugly

>>34293465
even fat girls don't want me. I do have a fat fetish.

>>34293465
if that's all you can get, but don't like it why would he act like he likes it on the internet?

he would just complain about how fat his gf is

>pin her down
>Take shower head
>remove nozzle
>jam it in her mouth
>turn taps to full
>watch her belly blow up
>masterbate quietly in the corner

>>34293298
Alexxxis Allure

>>34288263
well a hole is a hole... somewhere under that fat

>>34293518
okay dobson

>>34288263
barf uncontrollably

>>34288263

Look at this. Even a morbidly obese woman is still attractive. A normal guy has no chance in life.

Wow what a fat pig!

>>34294570
It seems Dobson has done to inflation what Chris-chan has done to Sonic.

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enjoy her godlike body as we melt into a fatty ball of happiness

daily reminder being moderately fat isn't bad

Alexxxis is so incredibly hot! Exactly my fetish desu.

we need more 2d