>normies handing out condoms at uni >take one >get a

>I'm white btw

Who asked.

>>34406693
you seem triggerederino

they're tight so they don't slip off you DIP

>>34406714

Well I was going to say "you're a big guy", but the way you ended it was immature.

>>34406719
nah but it was way to tight like it hurt

>>34406683
>tfw no big dick
Penile atrophy is a bitch and I can't stop jerking off.

How big is yours? You may need extra large.

>>34406731

There's different sizes of condoms, you know. Colleges usually get free boxes of condoms sent to them. The Chads took all the proper fitting ones for themselves and left all the tiny ones to give away

>bought condoms once to see how they feel
>smallest condom
>too big

Where do they sell condoms for dicklets like me. Where do 12 year olds buy condoms?

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>>34406731
maybe they were giving out small ones for a prank bro

>>34406731

Yes, OP. I know that feel. Buy bigger condoms, problem solved.

>>34406683
Condoms are like that bro, they are pretty shit to roll over your dick and they are tight as fuck

>>34406758
Online. Measure your dick with a tape measure, length and girth, enter it into pretty much any condom site, and there will be ones in your size.

Condoms fit me fine, don't know what you're all complaining about.

>>34406683
What brand?

I cant stand the smell of trojan but dont mind durex.

I used to think that condoms were supposed to be tight as fuck. But it even hurt to put it on... So my gf suggested we started buying large ones. Life is much better now :)

>>34406731
Iv got the same thing.they fucking suck.I feel like a cat with stuff tied to its feet when I try to wear a condom

>>34406683
>bought a normal pack once
>way too tight, doesnt fit
>bought XXL
>barely fits, have to pull it over my dick, cant just smoothly roll it
>when im done it leaves a red mark where it ended
My dick cant be that big desu

I kept losing my erection while banging my partner with regular condoms on but we had to stop doing it raw.

Then I tried magnums.

Condoms are for suckers. Just go raw (feels GOOD man) and pull out, its a meme that precum can get your partner pregnant, you are more likely to die in a car accident than that.

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>>34406683
>>too tight

faget. it's only for the penis. You don't need to put in the ballsack as well.

>>34406683
They have to be tight to stay on your dick.

>>34406683

it's supposed to fit exactly like that. The idea is to not have it fall off when you're railing your girl. Have you seriously never put a condom on before?

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>OP bragging about his dick size
For what reason do you need to tell a bunch of guys who have a big dick OP? Do you want us to say good job or something? I mean I got a big dick aswell but you don't see me barging about it.

>>34407002
They feel like shit thow.Iv had sex with and without condoms and condom sex is miserable.id rather whack off then use a condom
If you've only fucked with condoms your still basically a virgin.your dick didnt touch the actual pussy only latex, and it felt like udder shit

>>34407092
Honestly true, you lose your v-card twice. First time when you use a cuckdom, second time when the girl lets you raw dog.

>tfw you become semi-normie and realize how many roasties are fine going raw

>>34406683
Just buy magnums op

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>>34406964

this is great banter, it really is

>>34406873
L to XL is actually normal with most brands. They're branded as being larger than they are so guys don't buy them too large to help their ego.

XXL is definitely above average though

Everyone in this thread is an idiot

Condoms only come in sizes large or x large or XXL.

This is intentional.

This is in place of small medium large.

Because WHO THE FUCK goes to the pharmacy and buys SMALL condoms

No man wants to do this.

Durex et al wouldn't be able to sell any condoms marked SMALL

So they are large xl or XXL and are just a standard size.

How do you think xxxxxxl condoms fit in the same size packets?

Virgins AND idiots the lot of you.

No wonder you are alone you serial autists. It's like watching kids stumble on a ragged playboy in the woods.

>>34406683
anyone else take these low quality college condoms and jerk off into them instead?

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>>34407203
>Because WHO THE FUCK goes to the pharmacy and buys SMALL condoms
>No man wants to do this.

Laughed for a good 3 mins at this.
Funny stuff senpai.

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>>34406683
They gave you a small one on purpose, retard

>>34407070
honestly i don't think i see too many people barging about penises in general

>>34407203
53mm is the "standard" durex size
XL is generally 56mm
"tight fitting" (i.e. XS) genereally are 49mm

You can find out what condom is the right one for you by measuring the girth of your penis.

Here are some normal measurements and the condoms best suited for yo dick

>6-9cm 45-47mm - Kung Tight
>9-11cm 49-52mm - Carex Slimfit
>11-12cm 53mm - Any regular condom
>12-13cm 55-57mm Durex King Size
>13-15cm - 58-60mm Pasante Kingsize
>15-17cm 64mm Mysize 64
>17cm and upwards, you fucking liar - Mysize 69

So condoms are a bit more complicated than most of you seem to think

t. Sexual peer educator

>>34407328
Thx for the info m8.

I really hate when roasties and cucks try to shame guys for wanting bigger condoms.

>hurr durr you can fit a standard size condom on your foot
>only insecure losers need bigger condoms

I know my own dick retards, and it's much more comfortable with an XL. Feet don't need to maintain an erection. Also, try giving them advice on their tampons and see the REEEEs in realtime

>>34406683
For a long time all American condoms were legally required to be pencil-dick sized. This recently changed but nobody is making big condoms because that would mean admitting their previous "large" sizes were a lie.

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>>34406683
>mfw when small benis
>tfw condoms are to large

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>>34407328
>see this post
>get my condoms to see the size
>52mm

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Now i know why my dick gets tight as fuck, my circumference is 13cm

Thanks anon

>>34407328
I confirm this chart is good. I'm 15cm/6" girth and Pasante King is just the perfect size for me.

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>>34407560
Never experienced that, but I can imagine the pain, anon.