"The time when you laughed uncontrollably for a minute"

u have the autism anon

>>34407021
>laughing at something funny in 2nd grade
>cant stop for atleast a minute
>fat fuck teachers aid comes up and says is something wrong with me
>laughing still
>says ill laugh at anything
>says the sky is blue
>ironically start laughing harder
>she says see! like she proved something
>laugh even harder
>get detention

i hate women and wish for them to die

>Be a teen when the family was packing stuff ready to move to a new place
>unplug the phone from the wall
>For some reason I start making the sound the phone makes when you pick it up
>Start laughing uncontrollably at the though of someone being on the phone when I took it out the wall and that sound playing.

>>34407021
>In class with black teacher
>"Today we gunna study the condition of black people in France during the 20th century"
>I think about some /pol/ joke about niggers
>Try to resist laughing
>"We gunna study the strange case of Starjje Bartman"
>"She wuz put in a zoo for people to see..."
>Start chocking but I resist
>"She wuz victim of a very strange deformation"
>"She had a gigantic ass"
>Start laughing uncontrollably
>"Anon, why are you laughing ? Are you racist ?"
>I can't breath anymore
>Get expelled from the class for racism
>Still chocking in the principal's office

And that's how I got expelled from college. Damn, I fucking hate niggers.

>>34407517
You didnt get expelled for that they would have to prove you are a nigger hater

>>34407626
Anon is probably stupid enough to answer yes when asked if he had any problem with them

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>>34407346
And you thought you ever had a chance of being normal?

I was watching this at work and at some point I burst out laughing and couldn't stop for a while. Earned some looks.
Disclaimer: I'm not actually bro team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YxnVzyrECo

Guy at work always goes "woohoo"
Wonder if he does that when fucking his wife.
Imagine him fucking her doggy style smacking her ass while telling woohoo
Laugh at myself.
Co worker asks what is funny
Tell him
He laughs hysterically
Causes me to laugh harder

>>34408565
Not really, i've always known i'm a retard