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ALL HAIL AUTISM!!
I'm sick of you faggots using "autism" as a derogatory word, and "autism kicked in" as a prelude of your worst life life moments.
Most of those autism moments are actually an excellent self-defense.
Case #1:
>be me
>guy parked his truck in the alley, blocking family car access
>went out and gently told him "please move away, this is private property"
>guy doesn't give a fuck and says: just a minute
>autism kicks in: repeated with same voice "please move away, this is private property"
>guy yells: hey, I only need a minute, what the fuck
>me again "please move away, this is private property"
>guy shouts: wtf when you'll need to park I'll go
>me again "please move away, this is private property" and picking my cellphone as if I was to call someone
>guy mumbles multiple wtf's and takes away his truck
>autism defeated an ill mannered rude faggot
Case #2:
>walmart
>mom picks junkshitfood
>gently tell her "I'll never eat that"
>she places it in the cart
>autism kicks in "I'll never eat that"
>she mumbles and goes on
>me again "I'll never eat that"
>she looks at me as if she wanted to stab me
>me again "I'll never eat that"
>she mumbles and removes shitjunkfood
>autism wins again
Case #3:
>customer comes and asks me to buy official manual of product #1234
>gently reply: we can't sell the manual only
>triggered dude tries to argue that the manual is actually a separate product
>autism kicks in: flooded him repeating many times the words manual and product: "the official manual is part of the product that includes the manual as part of the product because all the product have their own manuals and noone can buy a product without manual or a manual without a product because the product must include its own manual..."
>dude snaps and shouts some wtf wtf call the manager
>me still flooding nonstop manual-product-manual speech
>boss comes in
>boss gently tells him: we can't sell the manual only
>autism saved the day
tl,dr: autism is useful as self-defence
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>>34407112
>being a spoiled little shit with 0 (zero) social skills is something to be proud of
hmm.....
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>>34407112
I'm sick of you faggots using autism as an analogous term for being an annoying and stupid faggot.
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>>34407136
/r9k/ is not your board, mr. Chad.
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>>34407112
Your 'tism did not help you at work tho... seemed handy in the other instances but angering custos is bad, mmkay?
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>>34407209
I think he upset the gay customer without breaking the rules
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>>34407112
You don't have a self-concious; of course you don't fucking understand why these moments are humiliating and make most people feel like shit...
All 3 of those cases btw could have 50/50 ended in you being beaten into a pulp. You'd notice how your retardedness could have killed you if you ever bothered to develop a social imagination...
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>>34407112
you're a cringy idiot, honestly hope you get the shit beat out of you some day for pulling this garbage
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>>34407209
A certain percentage of customers are going to lose their shit no matter what. It's a customer service reality.
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former autistic communist faget becomes prime minister
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>>34407176
I want an ergonomic chair, can it work for pc too? Its positioning is wierd tho
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>>34407112
>Don't go out to clubs because autism
>Clubs get shot up
Autism saves the day
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>all these triggered faggots ITT
If social ineptitude angers you, dont come to 4chan
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Maybe your mom wanted to eat that junk food. You jerk!
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>>34408391
correct - she actually wanted me to eat it.
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bumperino bumperello bumperuccio
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originite oregano oregonna
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this thread needs more autism
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>>34407112
i think that this goes without saying op. autistic people miss social cues, occasionally to their benefit
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