NEET Squad Beta, come in NEET Squad Beta. Our intel says we got

>>34407536
This is neet squad beta, no backup necessary at the moment. We have our fetal position camo, going to scout it out. Over

>>34407722
Affirmative, Beta. Standing by. Keep those pissjugs handy.

Wojak Base, you good on supplies? Heard that last Stacy twerk assault did a number on ya

>>34407875
We are hanging on but could use some reinforcements, over

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>>34407930
We lost a few good men out here

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>>34407930
>>34407968
Copy that, Wojak. Mobilizing helpers to your location. Should build up the ranks a bit. Also expect a tendies drop later today. Were you able to take any prisoners? Orbiters we can squeeze for info?

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Unfortunately, our casualties are way higher than the enemy's ones. But our troops are expendable, and our new poojugs may turn the tide of this war. Here's the latest report from our intelligence group.
The HQ is watching over you guys, give them hell

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NEET Actual, we're being overrun by a normie assault, requesting immediate fire support, danger close.

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>>34408254
Comin in hot! Everyone cover your ears!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>34408254
Sending in newfag cannon fodder, that's all we can spare. Over

>>34408223
HQ I'm telling you we need to start bringing cyborgs into our troops! They'll catch the normies off guard

>>34407875
Reporting in with the scouting. Apparently its some... Propaganda stunt? Why are they walking around shirtless in the desert? Man, i dont get these normies. Can we get the poo howitzers in range?

>>34408254
Neet actual here please send co-ordinates so we can launch a tendies drop, good look out there men, back over to you neet force betacuck.

>>34408375
Soldier, I'm sorry but we can't reveal sensitive informations; the enemy may be listening.
Cyborgs must be considered civilians though, don't attack unless provoked.

>>34408378
Negative Beta Scout. We're not wasting high artillery like that on a few shirtless Chads. Lay down a piss warning shot across their nose.

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We shall spill the blood of the infidel chads

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>>34408378
88th Armored Battalion ''Frogs of Steel'' here. We may engage at long range, but we need precise coordinates and air cover, can't risk our tanks. Over.

NEET wizard squad here. We are surrounded by orbiters.

Anyone copy? It's all FUBAR here need halp asap. Out of tendies, out of piss jugs... over and out....

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Chads in my sight
Say goodnight

>>34408148


Yehhhh dey cum 2 stump da rooster
>yeh here cum da rooster

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And now, a special message from the Ministry of Propaganda:

+++SHADILAY, BROTHERS

THEY WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR WAIFU...
THEY WILL STEAL YOUR ONEITIES...
THEY WILL SAY ''JUST BE YOURSELF, BRO''...

UNLESS WE STOP THEM!

ENLIST NOW IN THE GREAT MEME WAR!
WE NEED EVERY NEET FIT FOR COMBAT!
HELP OUR CAUSE!
FROM THE DARKNESS OF OUR BASEMENTS, WE RISE AGAINST OUR MORTAL ENEMY!
WE WILL WIN THIS WAR, AND IT WILL BE THE LAST ONE
BECAUSE KEK IS WITH US
WITH KEK ON OUR SIDE, WE CANNOT LOSE. NO MATTER THE COST, WE SHALL WIN
GLORY TO THE FROG GOD, SHADILAY!+++

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Squad Alpha Bravo Pepe reporting in. Normies broken through our defenses. They are steamrolling right through our base taking out our guys left and right. Where the hell is backup?

>>34408531
We hear you, Wiz.

>>34408223
HQ, permission to deploy ODPB (Orbital Drop Berserker Frog)?

>>34407536
How many km is a click? You Burgers and your fucking units, I swear.

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Big Boss Wojak here, I have successfully neutralized a normie base. Requesting a Fulton pickup, I have a couple of Chad's to interrogate and one new recruit that's eager to join us.

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>>34408668
Dialing in with orbital command...

You have permission, but we can't devote more men to your sector. These are the last reinforcements you'll receive until you're back to base.
Good luck. Over

>>34408681
1km is a click. its military speech

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>>34408709
>>34408531
Confirmed. Here comes mommy's bouncing baby boy! Keep out of his way. We'll evac after he punches himself out

*Boom*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I love the smell of burnt normies in the morning

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*Incoming transmission*

*This is Fort Comfy calling in, we are under assault, I repeat our position is under attack*
..........
*They have C.H.A.D.S, requesting immediate support!*
..........
*By all the digits we're being overrun! Send reinforcements, send REEEEEEEEinforc-*

*Transmission ended*

>>34408659
Sarge... I'll buy us some time.. you guys go out the back and I'll pin 'em down here with the MG. Tell the boys I gave 'em hell, sarge. Go now!

this is orbiter outpost 4 we are under attack by the nu male navy requesting immediate air support and tendie drops, over

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>>34408778

REMEMBER

OUR HERO NEVER DIED, THAT'S NORMIE COUNTERPROPAGANDA

HE'S STILL OUT THERE, GIVING THEM HELL

FIGHT HARDER, AND MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL BE LIKE HIM

KILL ALL NORMIES!

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34408778
fort comfy we here you, sending tendie tanks and katana warriors to your postion, good luck men

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>>34408659
This is Wiz Squad alpha, hold on tight we're almost there

These threads always put a smile on my face please continue guys

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B Squad here, stingers armed and prep'd over

REEEEEquesting to launch poo poo dice, requesting poo poo dice over.

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>>34408778
Dis is Ebin 1, held on we cmin from right flank xDDDDDD

This is the 16th KHV battalion, we are being invaded by some kind of disturbing beasts that smell worse than our poop-jug bombs after a month outside in summer. Their gravitational pull is so strong that our bullets are useless. Our grand-wizard tells us they are called "Hillary supporters". But how could this bestiality even exist?

>>34408929
Request granted. Roll em out

>>34408945
Ebin elite regiments, I never thought I would have saw them in real life...

>>34408949
dont worry KHV 16 were sending in someone to help you right now, HQ was tight lipped about who he is but apparently hes some kind of water filter salesman, over

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Step aside lads, 45th Wizards Division coming though.
Let's show these young 'uns how it's done.

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Fucking Christ, help! The Stacies just won't let up! For every insult my men hurl at them, they just giggle and post another Instagram selfie of their tits!

Oh...oh god they're breaking into our bunker
*Bang*
>"Aw look! Anon's playing army in his 'cave' again! Teeheehee!"

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PSHHTTT SOLDIER GONE ROGUE I REPEAT SOLDIER GONE ROGUE, WIZARD DIVISION BE ADVISED, HE IS IN YOU AREA

>>34409075
spray them in the face with your piss jugs, it will wash off their makeup leaving them defenseless, over

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>>34409075
Don't worry lads, Elliot Rodger, back from the dead, reporting in. I've got your back, fall back and tend to your wounded.
BANG BANG BANG

>>34409120
woah i-is it really you? the prophecy's are true PRAISE KEK MEN THE TIDES OF WAR ARE CHANGING!!!

>>34409109
AAFARRRGRRHHAAGGHHHH---****HELP-US******CODE NINE EIGHT SIX********AGRRHGHHEEE REEEEEEGHEHHEHHH*******PROTOCOL PEPE******* I REPEAT PROTOCOL PEPE****
--------ALL TROOPS I RE______-----
********INGAGE ON SIGHT*************

>>34409120
THE PROPHECY
IT CAN'T BE
CAN THE LEGEND OF THE GIANT WILLY BE TRUE?

>>34409146
copy that men, sending in project "hijak" immediately, may kek have mercy on your souls

CQ CQ CQ DE TBB RT II RT

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Woah dudes....how does this work again...Em...Bravo....haha Bravo!....what??....oh yeah...Bravo two 4 Five requesting.....questing..HA-HA!.....oh requesting a....ACHOO!....a...sorry..*sniff*...is that..*sniff*..*sniff*...eggs my dear?...
- HaHA just pulling a prank on you broskis, enemy platoon "C-HAD" has been cleared, over!

anon this is dad do you hear me?
are ya winnin son? over

>>34409271
Private! If I see you smoking again I'll feed you to the Tyrones! Congrats, you just earned toilet duties on Tendie night in the mess hall

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>>34409310
NOO...NOT THAT SARGE....NOOOOOO
YOU DO KNOW THAT JACKSON JUST ATE TWENTY MICKY D'S, RIGHT? YOU CAN'T BE THAT CRUEL FOR A JOKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>34409295
Y-Yeah dad thanks. I'm making l-lots of friends.

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COME ON YOU STACIES, COME ON CHADS.
AS LONG AS I LIVE, I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!
**SWOOSH** **SWING** _____BANZAAAAAAIIIIII_____

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>>34409334
Have fun, private! You'll be begging to risk your life against even the most alpha chads

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>>34409378
NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo, JACKSON WHy DID YOU HAVE TO EAT TWENTY MICKY D'S
YOU SON OF A BITCH I'll GET YOU FOR THIS
THAT'S IT I'm JOINING THE STACY ORBITER BETA FORCE I DON'T CARE AT LEAST STACY WILL LET ME TOUCH HER FEET!!!!!!
FUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
I'm GOING TO TELL ALL OF OUR SECRETS TO THE CHADS
YOU CAN'T STOP ME, I'M A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS

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>>34407536
Confederate pepe here, All frogposters take cover! Deploying D.U.B.S. units now
Check em

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>>34409434
FAUUUUK first attempt at D.U.B.S failed. REEEEPEAT, FIRST ATTEMPT AT D.U.B.S HAS FAILED! REEEEEESENDING NAO

>>34409406
Choose your next words and actions very carefully, private

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>>34409502
Or else, you maggot

>>34407536
This is Slav Force 7, we will take it from here.


Let's show these kurwas who they're dealing with here, blyat.

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>>34409512
May vodka be with us! Rush B now!

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>>34409434
>>34409474
Quit wasting resources on gets and kill some fucking normies!

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>>34409474
Wiz Squad Alpha, looks like you could use some back-up.

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>>34409512
>>34409534
I know it's not much, Slav Force 7 comrades, but I want you to take this chebureki. Maybe they will help you, they're all I have.

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>>34409539
Roger that, 5th Prussian Gondola Gunners moving in for the kill!

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Cover fire inbound! Pepe, man that turret gun!

>IT AINT REE, IT AINT REEEEEEE!

Uuh, Sarge? We caught this weird Stacy when those whores retreated. She's kinda shy and smells weird. She says shes a "fembot"? Orders?

This is the 35th Tendie Division.
I have a normie squad a few clicks out. Requesting backup.

>>34409671
Did she show her titties or GTFO?

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>>34409660
T.E.N.D.I.E.S. UNITS DEPLOYED! PROTECT THOSE GOOD GOY POINTS!

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>>34409671
You know what to do
>not original? Wtf

>>34409686
She refuses...

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>>34409671
obviously an uncooperative POW.
execute her to send a message to the others

>>34407930
C-comand.. this is *cough* the last.. surviving me-*cough cough* member of wojak base.. the-.. the roasties got a new toy.. I don't know what it was.. but *cough* but it was insane.. it wiped out the entire base.. no NEET was left standing.. wait i hear something.. OH NO ITS BACK WARN EVERYO- *static*

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23 Krautchan-red guard division, were under a massiv just-talk-to-girls-its-soo-easy-missile attack. Request for backup!

NEET Squad Beta coming in, NEET Squad Beta coming in. That's a negatory, that's a negatory. I've got this, I've got this. I'll cover for my men. I'll cover for my men. Remember, remember. Callsign first, callsign first.

** looks down at feet **

** electric buzzing **

bankai...

Sir requesting reinforcements be moved to wojak base Charlie, they seem to be the closest to wojak base alpha that was recently wiped out, we need to protect our tendies supply and learn what this new weapon they have deployed is

>>34409512
Slav force 7 sending in air drop of semechike vodka and knedle with fresh Adidas, give em hell kurwa

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>>34410297
God damn it, I'll give you a supply drop, hold your current base. Did you ever learn to protect your damn men?

NORMIE DON'T LURK. I LOVE THE SMELL OF TRIGGERED IN THE MORNING>

>>34410395
I'm sorry sir there was nothing that I could do, there was no report on the attack on wojak alpha until it was all over, even you heard the transmission right sir..? I just want to ensure the safety of our tendies sir

remember lads, stay in formation, cry REEEEEEE! and let slip the frogs of war.

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Haha, What are you losers up to? Are you roleplaying?

>>34410468
INTRUDER INTRUDER WHEN DID THIS C.H.A.D. GET IN HERE HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

OI MATES THIS IS NEET SQUAD /ANGLO/
WE'RE UNDA FIRE, REQUESTING A SHIPMENT OF ARYAN CHAD BLOOD
OVAH!

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>>34410468
SQUAD OMEGA PEPE, CHARGE!

>>34410528
Dont worry aussie we have your back, just in the nick of time too, somehow a C.H.A.D. infiltrated the base, currently harvesting and the drop should be with you within minutes over

>>34410572
Chroist alive, you're a god send! We lost a few lads, but the drops just landed! WE'LL PUSH EM BACK OVAH

>>34410635
Givem hell m8 over

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I've mananged to slip into Stacie's ammo supply camp carrying my an hero device.
Remember me.

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>>34410500
>>34410528
>>34410538
>>34410572
>>34410635
>>34410647
Have you dealt with that C.H.A.D. yet frogs? T.E.N.D.I.E.S. UNITS PREPARE TO DEPLOY

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you don't wanna know, trust me kiddo

>>34410790
C.H.A.D. has been dealt with and harvested over givem hell

Central command this wojak base Charlie we have successfully received the reinforcements but we seem to have something wrong with out comms, we hear someone saying something at regular intervals but it's too quiet to make out ill keep you posted over

CHAD Special Forces here, we are moving in to exterminate you and your NEET kind.

>>34410790
Yeah mate, just led a full scale assualt on the bogans. We have 3 C.H.A.D PoWs and enough aryan blood to sustain NEET SQUAD /ANGLO/ for a long while ovah

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>>34410500
>>34410528
>>34410538
>>34410572
>>34410635
PROTECT THE GBP AT ALL COST

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>>34410866
ALL FROGS ON DECK. WE HAVE ANOTHER C.H.A.D. BEHIND OUR LINES! SEND REEEEEEEINFORCEMENTS ASAP OVER

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scientists unit here, we developed a weapon that turns the charlie into spaghettie, we have already tested it on a snibbeti snabbs. this weapon is so powerfull, that we can quickly recapture lost territory with it.
(but by wich cost? may kek forgive us, its war)

>>34410754
Always anon.

>"aw look! Anon came out of his ca BLAAAMM"

>>34410754
your 72 ethereal good boy points await you, martyr

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>>34410976
Don't worry boys, reinforcements are on their way. Drive back the C.H.A.D scum

>>34410864
Oh fuck... IT'S SCENE ITS SCENE WE CAN HEAR THE RAWR XDS COMING THIS IS WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN SAVING WE NEED TO FALL BACK FALL BACK

>>34411199
The scenes? I thought we killed those fuckers back in '09

I dont want this thread to die pls
Bump

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>>34407536
commander this pep i scare pls help

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Royal British Meme Brigade reporting in for Queen & Country.

Where do you need us chaps?

>>34411529
HQ here. Check into the earlier reports about the Scenes on the double and...stay safe lads.

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>>34411764

Copy that HQ

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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>>34411496
wat ur probelm

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>>34411987
Too much mornies in my boadr.
Sen help catpain !!!

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*TSH* Fall in, men! This is your president speaking! We shall amass all our forces and prepare a massive attack on C.H.A.D HQ.

Everyone please respond ASAP, I repeat, respond ASAP! Over and out *PSH*

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>>34412027
I'm with the KHHV unit, don't do it anon, we're still here! No normies here!

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>>34412027
sedning viet supprot nao

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NEET Tactical Assault Team standing by for orders

>>34412166
Go down to support the British infantry againt the scenes. Theyre good kids but they cant handle Scene there much more dangerous than normies. You...please bring my boys back home.

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ALL UNITS! I REPEAT, ALL UNITS

ON MY COMMAND

FIRE!!!!!

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>>34407536
SIR I HAVE GOOD NEWS. OUR SCINCE TEAM FINALLY FINISHED DEVELOPING THE "W.E.E.B" RAY.

IT WILL SERVE AS A COUNTER-MEASURE AGAINST STACY ONSLAUGHTS BY TURNING THEM INTO ANIMU WAIFUS. WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS SIR? SHALL WE TAKE IT FOR A SPIN?

Bump oreatgevja shabshamsvimabsiansgjsvsvs bump

>>34407536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv6jQmQStjc

Thread theme.

>>34412500
Sir we held off the scenes so far but just barely, we are down to 5 tendies over all and only 10 NEETs left we might not last

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Headquarters, this is Beta Squadron 5, reporting in.

We've been positioned near enemy trade routes to cut off their supplies.
Chad and his legion of normalfucks have constructed a temporary camp nearby on our territory.

We've sent in a scout to observe them, and it looks like they're planning to advance forward and take our local food supply tower.

We are ready to deploy an attack on Chad's base. It'll cripple his troops and send them running back with their tails in between their legs.

Waiting for your command. Over.

>>34412906
Be careful. How many men do you have? How many do they have? What is you plan I need more intel.

>>34412948
WHO LET YOU ON COMMS ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU COULD HAVE JUST SEND A SWUAD OF ME TO THEIR DEATH. Im calling MP. Military Police report! Also someone get me in contact with the squad this fuckhead just told to die!

>>34412642
SIR WE ARE AWAITING FOR ORDERS. IS SOMETHING WRONG AT THE HQ?

>>34413000
I shit what? Im bogges down with a lot right now. Lemme check your report...hmm ok check to see if all systems are nominal then run some test on a few volunteer femanons to see if this works. Dont wanna accidentally turn Stacey into so horrible unbeatable monster.

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>>34412948
Roger that.
>>34412961
They only have a few men with them, they mostly just brought Stacies to fuck before they attack. We have just enough men to take out most of their elite soldiers. They're using some of their fellow normalfucks as cannon fodder though, so we might need some air support and ammunition resupply. We're planning to flank them when they least expect it, we'll catch them with their pants down, half way in the asses of their Stacies.
*radio static*
Should we take hostages? Or leave no survivors?

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>>34413072
Holy sh-. It does...work hq. By Kek. Our dreams, our hopes. THEY ARE MATERIALISING BEFORE MY EYES. THIS IS A NEW AGE FOR ALL ROBOTS. DO I HAVE THE PERMISSION TO FIRE HQ?

>>34413137
Wait for the science team to get back to me on that beam shit they were working on might be helpful. If theu dont respond quick enough for me to confirm an assault just snipe as many as you can and flee. We can afford to lose more men in you region survival first Over!

>>34413177
DUBS ARE WITH US
HIT THE COORDINATES OF THE CHAD PATROL! BETA 5 BE READY TO AQUIRE WAIFUS!

Two Chads and one Stacy approaching at 3 o'clock. I repeat: TWO CHADS AND ONE STACY AT 3 O'CLOCK! REQUESTING BACKUP!

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>>34413224
A SHITLOAD OF WAIFUS COMING RIGHT AWAY

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>>34413244
You dont need back up kid.
You got dubs check em.
GO GIVE EM HELL!

>>34408903
>This is Wiz Squad alpha, hold on

We have been infiltrated , Wiz Squad is beta only

>>34408627
Ministry of Propaganda can you run a religious piece about how Keke is with the troops to get their spirits up.

>>34413299
Good Dubs SIr. WHERE THE HELL IS THE MP! We need the Military Pepelice to get all these infiltrations under control.

>>34413137
BETA SQUAD 5, THIS IS SCIENCE TEAM SPEAKING. CAN YOU REPORT ON THE RESULTS OF THE "W.E.E.B" RAY? OVER.

>>34407536
Come in Pepe squad 7
We have reports straight from hq of an inter continental ballistic turd flying in now
take cover! Put your beta Ray shields on

>>34413342

Praise kek, the dubs will save us.


The M pepes are busy interrogating the member of the so called Wiz Alpha squad. The Chads are getting sloppy weeb must be wearing them down

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Attention, any units that can respond.

This is "Screaming Frogs" 10th division reporting in.
We were supposed to carpet bomb Chad's harem tower with newly developed p.i.s.s bombs.

*distant gunfire*

They've shot down our plane and we're now deep in enemy territory, surrounded by several normalshit units, they're all fully armed.

We lost most of our men and weaponry in the wreckage.

They might take us as hostages for interrogation.

*yelling and more gunfire*

Sending in an extraction team or care package is pointless, they've sealed off the area.

Requesting a nuclear REEEEE to be dropped in my exact position. Confirm?

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>>34413321
Right here to fire up your neurons, soldier.

+++ATTENTION EVERYONE

TODAY IS THE DAY WE TURN THE TIDES OF THIS WAR
BECAUSE TODAY, OUR LORD KEK IS WITH US
WHAT CAN CHADS DO AGAINTS THE MIGHTY POWER OF KEK?
I'LL TELL YOU, BROTHERS: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
THE POWER OF KEK WILL TURN THEIR BROTEINS INTO SAND AND ANNIHILATE THEIR GAINS
THEIR STACIES WILL SUDDENLY GROW A CUTE FEMININE PENIS
THEIR ARMIES WILL BE OVERWHELMED BY THE POWER OF THE FROGS
BECAUSE KEK IS YOUR ONLY GOD, AND PEPE IS HIS PROPHET

NOW, BROTHER, PICK UP YOUR PISSJUG, AND CHARGE AGAINST THE INFIDELS
YOUR SACRIFICE WILL BE REMEMBERED, YOU'LL BE REBORN ALONG WITH OUR HERO RODGER IN THE GREAT BASEMENT IN THE SKY, WHERE REAL 3D WAIFUS, MOUNTAIN DEW AND FAST INTERNET ARE WAITING FOR YOU
SHADILAY, BROTHER
REMEMBER: THIS IS OUR HOLY WAR, AND WE CANNOT LOSE
KEK IS WITH US+++

THOUGHT OF THE DAY: IT IS BETTER TO DIE FOR KEK THAN TO LIVE FOR YOURSELF

>>34413431
w.e.e.b ray test on the enemy proved ineffective. the ray has no effect on the normies.

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>>34413516
BLACK COCK DOWN I REPEAT BLACK COCK DOWN. We don't have the troops to send. Someone get the chad municipal oligarchy on the phone. Negotiations are the only way to get our boys out.

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>>34413610
Kekus Veult!

>>34413618
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TESTED IT ON FEMANONS. Wait one, we will look in to this matter.

>>34413618
Earlier reports are counter to this. Check the comms we may have a rat.

>>34413666
HQ HOLY SHIT. SHOULD I DO A DEAL WITH SATAN FOR OUR GLORY?

>>34413653
SHADILAY BROTHER
FIGHT TODAY, AND TOMORROW YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER IN THE GLORY OF KEK

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>>34413516
Glorious North KoREEEEEan nuclear missile has been launched towards your coordinates. we'll remember you as an hero anon

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>>34413666
SATAN TRIP THE GOD OF CHAOS SET?!?!

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>>34413645
you fool, you've let them know they've got an advantage over us, they don't take negotiations from us, or anyone!

Calling in headquarters, confirm nuclear REEEEE launch?

>>34413744
Your dubs override me I apologize. We have more important matters at base though. We have a rat on the comms. Perhaps a converted cyborg? No more sensitive info on comms Confirm?

>>34413712
May kek be with us.
>>34413666
>TESTED IT ON FEMANONS
who's the scientist in charge? who put him up to this?

>>34413860
I TOLD HIM TO WHAT ELSE WERE WE GONNA DO FIRE WITHOUT TESTING SHOULD I OF HAD HIM TEST IT ON FUCKING TRAPS FUCK I DONT KNOW.

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>>34413744
>>34413712
the democratic people's REEPublic of north koREEa has launched a nuke on your position. we'll remember your sacrifice

We have a Rat on the Comms men. How else would the Chad know our troop movements so well?

>>34413860
>>34413881

NO WORRIES LADS. WITH THE SATANIC TRIPS I GOT I CAN SUMMON HASTUR AND HARNESS HIS CHAOS ENERGY TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON.

HOWEVER I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN STAY SANE. SHOULD I DO IT HQ? OVER.

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>>34413881
no matter, we've found the problem.

The ammunition used is faulty. We're sending in a professional to fix the formula of the ammunition used in the ray.

>>34413943
How many men have we lost for nothing?
How many of your fellow robots have died in hopes of Waifus?
If not for the nation do it for you comrades.
Over.

>>34413966
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???? I'M THE REAL SCIENTIST AND I TALK ONLY IN CAPS. FUCKING RAT.

>>34413966
Good dubs I trust him already.

>>34414000
But he got dub-
TRIPS GOT IT YOU CHECK OUT.
Get someone to apprehend the rat at the laser ammo stock now!

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This is Chad THUNDERCOCK reporting in for you cucks and neets.

I'm comin' to get you pathetic fucks, you hear that? but first i'm gonna go fuck a few stacies, we've got 4 women for every male here at Camp Normie.

Hey, maybe you'd like to join us? HA just kidding! pathetic losers! See you out on the battlefield, faggots.

>>34414052
NEED REINFORCEMENTS SOMEONE TRACE THAT COMM WHERE ARE MY MEN AT?

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>>34414000
why would a smart head scientist talk in caps?
either he is an idiot of a weapons developing scientist, or he's a real rat.

We're sending the new ammo and ray back to the lab for further testing.

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>>34413996
GOT IT BOSS. TELL MY WAIFU I LOVE HER.

la la Hastur fghtan. Oh "The Unspeakable One" here my plea. Grant me power, the power to save... the power to protect... THE POWER TO CRUSH NORMIES AND SPREAD CHAOS ACROSS THEIR NATION

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Unexplainable noises and ancient tongues being spoken*
*static*

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With the power of these dubs, I summon pure evil to destroy Chad once and for all!

>>34414052
prepare yourself chad!

>>34414109
Trips override to soldier you may not be a rat but that caps man if your superior now report back to him and do as he says or get court martial ed understand?

>>34414142
GO back to bootcamp.

>>34414142
fuck, resummoning the repeated digits!
second time's a charm.

>>34414180
>>34414052
you have not defeated me!

THIS IS PEPE
REQUESTING FIRE SUPPORT AT OUR POSITION
DO YOU COPY

>>34414204
Of course but you need training.
Where is Sarge Pepe at?!

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>>34414230
Sending in firebombing squad to your coordinates now.
Over and out.

>>34414223
STOP DISOBEYING ORDERS AND GET TO BOOTCAMP YOU CANT SUMMON DUBS!

>>34414270
P.E.P.E. SUPPORT PACKAGE RECEIVED AND SAVED
OVER AND OUT

>>34414223
im helping you out with these dubs

>>34414312
WHERE IS SARGE THESE MEN ARE OUT OF CONTROL. GET YOUR MEN IN LINE!

>>34414204
>>34414247
attention maggots.
you have been enlisted her to defeat chad and stacey.
we've been fighting for some while now, so we need to make you tough to win!

show me your war face!

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CHAD SQUAD 11 REPORTING IN FOR DUBS, OVER

SHIT! WRONG CHANNEL

One lone Chad at base of tree will conduct a frontal SECTION SECTION SECTION.

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>>34414247
yayy lest kil som normeis

*pshhhh* rogar rogar thiz is commder helper I need bakup *out*

*pew pew pew* normei down weeee

>>34414351
>Reporting for Dubs
Nah you belong here come on pal.

>>34414357
My god he landed every shot and took a squad of normies by his self. Hes the best damn shit Ive ever seen.

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>>34414180
>>34414223
>>34414275
>>34414312
>>34414335
it is by MY dubs, that you shall REEEEE from the ashes of this world.

>>34414131
GROTAH GNARTMNA PNGLEA FKAMNA HASTUR...........H-h-hq.....i c-can't t-t-take this.His power i-i-is too intense.I-i-i will l-launch the w-w-weapon.T-t-this is m-my l-last stand........o-or i h-hope so.If i.........become a..........monster.........get tri-

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>>34414351
Beta Squad 13 over over, target has been detected. Requesting coordinates on Chad Squad 11 location so we can proceed with airstrike

if dubs im gay

>>34414417
>>34414335
>>34414312
>>34414275
>>34414223
>>34414180
WITNESS ME
(and these dubs)

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>>34414388
thas rigt freind i hail fro tha gratist countri in the wurld swedan. our eliet trainng has hepled me becomm grat sharpshoter

>>34414522
Damn these dubs. Get this man on a Sniper squad now!

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This is ensign Wojak reporting from the SS Onahole, commander Pepe please confirm
We currently have the whole NEET Fleet on standby, ready to begin the offshore measles vaccine bombardment on your command. Soon all those dirty normies will be converted to helpless autists, readying them for phase 2 of operation beta uprising, it's gonna be beautiful commander.

>>34414566
Greenlight! Have fun Neets! Bout time you fucks did something!

Bogdabots on red alert

>>34414724
? More info repeat you sound retarded Bogdabots are good for you!

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ATTAAAAAAAACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>34414466
twin dub ordnance! must be fresh out of r&d. godspeed anon!

This is Wojak Telepaths Paraunit actual, we're kicking our memetic psyops efforts into next gear. Expect the first cyborg sleeper cell bombings soon, comrades

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>>34414986
Visual comms is delayed, technicians check the connection!

Goodnight thred

CALLING ALL ROBOTS, REPEAT, CALLING ALL ROBOTS

This is NEET Platoon Gamma. We were lost trapped by a battalion of chad tanks from the gym last night. Luckily a group of weebs from a nearby anime convention saved us. You shoulda seen it, their katanas cut through the tanks like butter. Nippon steel folded a million times is truly glorious. But now we're with them at the convention and if we don't get out of here soon we may be next. Please send coordinates, and give us directions back to base. This is Neetbro 49295 over and out.

>>34415448
You'll be remembered

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Calling all anons
this is our last transmission before the eternal silence of the archive

it was an honour to fight by your side

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>>34416540
You soldier.
I played HQ for the last half of thread.
It was fun. Im sorry for making the call to test on femanons I saw no other options.
This was the most fun and happiest Ive been in years.
Thank you.

Thread Oraegano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1cKNcf1mpk

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This anon died crusading in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare during the free weekend when normies entered the realm, his body was burned with scalding oil when the normals captured him. He let out one last "REE" before his soul entered the promised land.

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>>34407536
Wagecucks reporting for duty

THIS IS THE 2ND TENDY BATTALION CALLING IN A BROKEN ARROW. I REPEAT BROKEN ARR-