>robots will NEVER EVER be mommies sucks to be you guys.

>>34407661
>tfw you'll never go to schekelberg to get a vacuum plugged up your vagoo
>youll never drink copius amounts of bottom shelf vodka to miscarriage


succs tbm rn

>>34407702
Only monsters get abortions, it should be legal but if you get one they should sterilize you afterwards to stop sociopaths like you from reproducing.

>>3440774

good thing im not a dumb roastie then

may they all die horribly slow painful deaths in a lake of fire, inshallah

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>tfw my dream is to spoon my qt while she's breastfeeding our qt

Is it Chad's spawn?

>>34407828
I'd rather be breastfed

More like
>tfw your little shitmonster is sleeping in your arm as you snugglepost one handed

>>34407661
>kids
I'll take money, sleep, and freedom over waking up at 3am to crying, wanking, or Papa Roach albums depending on the kid's age

>>34407747
>muh abortion is murder maymay
No one cares you stupid baby

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>>34407661
sage

original I fucking swear

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>>34407661
This is possible if you adopt or, more realistically, have a robot child.

>>34407850
Not really, my husband isn't very chadly. He's whiny and kind of weak but he's really nice, has a cute face and rubs my feet.

Tell me about your pregnancy.

>>34409689
>Beta provider
You forgot to mention that he also feeds and clothes your suspiciously brown "snuggle monster"