ITT: fembots reassure OP that this board is wrong, love is real,

Seek professional help. Your views are warped and will not ever gain you a functioning relationship.

shit I didn't want to trample anything but now that >>34428335 broke the ice, don't count on it OP. git strong and determined because unless you really play your cards right, appearing helpless won't get you anything, let alone a loving wife. if you look past all the memes, generalization and bullshit, there's actually some good pointers to be found even here on /r9k/.

This board is wrong about a lot of things, the main thing being love. Love is rare, but it is real. Maybe you will end up in it, with a wife to be your lifelong companion.

You can anticipate the worst, but hope and work towards the best. Romance seems to be a beautiful thing, and for your I hope it is tangible.

The media's estimate for men who die virgins is 1.2% but let's highball it and say it's 2%
If you found yourself in a room full of 100 random men, would you be in the bottom two?
If not, don't worry so much.
Lifelong love isn't something you'll stumble into- it's something you'll have to nurture and develop.

Basically OP, if you commit to it as a goal, and continually put effort forth- you will achieve your goal.
I believe in you.

you're going to die alone regardless of what you do

Don't worry anon, youll find love
You just need to find a girl that's tired of playing games and wants a real man to step up to the plate someone left behind :^)