I just want anybody to go with me. January 28th final fantasy distant worlds orchestra performances in Newark New Jersey at 8pm
You murder people for a living? Cool just meet me there and kill me after the show just show up please
The ticket is free the ticket is free the ticket is free the ticket is free
>>34440408
I would but I live too far away :(
>>34440408
I actually live in Queens, i'm willing to go if free, how old are you m8? Also, what is your skype?
>>34440408
>randomly search Final Fantasy to find your thread
>OP just posted this 13 seconds ago
>mfw
Looks like you'll be alone for the 28th, anon.
>>34440531
wrong imageMODS HELP
>>34440531
kek i remember playing that map on a 64 player server
what a clusterfuck
Im like 30 minutes away and willing to go. Hit me up
If this makes you feel better, I'd accept but I live in another country so I can't
>>34440408
Bump for CNN
hey America check these dubs
>>34440555
very much checked
If you buy me a plane ticket there and back I'll go, I don't mind taking a red eye since I don't get off work until 10pm anyway
>>34440460
Skype is wolfyolfy
Don't ask just message
>>34440755
Contact plez
>>34440408
You'd probably be fine if they murder people for a living. No one is paying to have your already one foot in the grave ass killed. He might have some interesting stories to boot.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S FUN
THIS IS PUSHING ME TO THE EDGE
WHY DOES EVERYBODY ELSE GET EVERYTHING THEY WANT AND I CAN'T EVEN GIVE AWAY A
FREE
FUCKING
TICKET
>>34441480
Even if I didn't live on the opposite end of the country from you, why would I go meet a serial killer from /r9k/?
>>34441480
I feel bad every time I see this thread, I would go with you but I live on the other side of the country, good luck though anon.
>>34441480
Dude try other than 4chan. Reddit even. Not ideal but there ya go.
>>34441480
I live 2 states over but no wheelies
>>34441599
I AM A 20 YEAR OLD FEMALE, I CAN'T EVEN RUN FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE AND IM ONLY 108 POUNDS AND SHORT
I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO SAY YES AND MEET ME THERE SO WE CAN WATCHTHE SHOW AND I CAN HAVE A GREAT MEMORY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE TIRED OF DOING EVERYTHING ALONE WHY CANT PEOPLE ACCEPT MY KINDNESS IM NOT A FUCKING WEIRDO THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR I HATE EVERYTHING
>>34442263
>female(male)
I'll say yes but need timestamps.
And in other threads you were never clear on why you chose not to use leddit or forums.
>>34442341
TIMESTAMPS OF WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT THE GUY WHO POSTED A PICTURE OF HIMSELF RIGHT BECAUSE PICTURES ARE EASILY SAVED
Wow I just deleted your previous thread from my thread watcher. But like I said:
>newark
>>34440408
I would go op, but I'm more than ten thousand miles away. If you are a murderer then I would kill two rabbits with one stone
>>34442465
WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT
>>34442413
Actually I've never been to Newark despite being 25 minutes away. I'm just making excuses because I'm an autist and afraid it will go terribly wrong. If I go you will probably need to direct me to do everything because I have no experience with concerts of any form.
>>34442678
>If I go you will probably need to direct me to do everything because I have no experience with concerts of any form.
I'm high functioning. I'll take care of everything as long as you meet me there. Judgment free zone, someone looks at you they won't be in the next five seconds when I stomp their throat. Roasties stay toastie.
>>34442263
>female
should have said that to begin with you would have had over9000 replys by now
not sure how many threads you've made since this is the first time I've seen it but waiting last minute till 2 days of isn't going to help your chances. what's the matter did chad blow you off roastie? why did you even buy 2 tickets if you didn't have anyone to go with oh wait I forgot about chad blowing you off, so tell me all the dirty things you did for him in return for his participation in this concert that's he's not going to now lulz
>>34443098
>getting accused of being a murderer
>not getting accused of some fictional chad garbage
Why did you even come here
>>34442678
Newark is Nig-ark
>>34440531
AYO HOL UP
IS THAT BROTHERS OF ARMS MOTHAFUCKA
>>34440408
>Newark New Jersey
I'll go with you OP
Got any contact info?
>>34443233
Kik Lobotomous
Skype. Wolfyolfy
Email [email protected]
>>34440408
No thanks officer
>>34443132
why did you buy 2 tickets and wait last fucking minute to find someone to go with you. if you really are a fe(male) I guaranfuckingtee you have at least 2 beta orbiters on standby. but don't worry now that we've ascertained your gender you'll find your date either tonight or tomorrow, next time put your "hey guis imma gurl btw" for faster results
I'm sick of women and this fucking website I'm out
>>34443298
Hsha you wouldn't have posted this if I never stated my gender but wow I'm so impressed at how long you needed to wait for your opportunity to strike man real. Impressive that's not even sarcasm. Good job keep going doing goss work roasties stay toastie kill all whores
Good on you for lasting an hour before giving your gender away. Now you know why women can't be robots.
While we have to find serial killers on this Tibetan basket weaving forum this one chad I know posts "pick me up" on snapchat and apparently people actually do pick him up.
my own father once said to me "life isn't fair," not because he was telling me to do better but because he was depressed that he could barely afford to pay the bills
>>34443409
8 days*
So what are you saying again I don't understand
>>34443466
How have you struggled to find someone to do this? Are you some kind of retard when it comes to skype or kik? Or did people actually refuse to go with you?
>>34443562
>god why are you such a fucking retard that can't get people to go with you even I can do it how can fucking pathetic losers ever be robots
Idk stop asking me questions i dont kno answrr to
>>34443643
See, I was questioning how you failed to get someone just as lonely as you are from this site
I mean ITS FREE REAL ESTATE CMON
>>34443643
Female losers have options male losers don't, though. I bet if you went on tinder and put that in your bio you'd have a date by tomorrow morning.
"Can't be robots" isn't an insult. It means society gives you the support most robots need and don't have.
would you go with a black manlet dude? i love final fantasy and live about 30 minutes away
>>34443643
It honestly feels bad though, you might think I'm making fun of you, but I really want to go but this free real estate is on the coast while I'm in the middle west.
>>34443722
Real estate free
True make sense now
>>34443854
I said anyone in my OP why would I be racist? I'm not even white cmon
>>34443949Maybe "light hearted gent" wants the ticket, you'd be a cute couple.
>>34444172
I understand naught of what you've said.
Alright heading to the hay stacknmy contact info is in the thread
>>34440408
Live in Lower Manhattan, would love to go. Is the ticket still up for grabs OP?
>>34440408
Are you really trying to solicit people to murder you
>>34440408
I feel so bad every time I see this thread I've honestly bump their thread like 5 or 6 times in the last week. I hope someone goes with them.
I feel more sad every time I see this thread.
OP, please make a thread the day after the concert to tell us how it went.
I want you to have a nice time.
>>34440408
I'll give you another few bumps today hopefully someone will go with you.
>>34440408
One last bump friend good luck
>>34440408
I'd go with you, OP, but I'm too far away.
I hope you find somebody to go with you.