Why are there never ISFPs here?

I am male ISFP btw

I guess we are very private people

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ISTP reporting

get me off this ride

>>34470420
I'm either ISTP or ISFP but I don't really care though. If I had to make a guess then I think they just don't post, ISFPs are very shy/closed with their beliefs/feelings.

>>34470515
I think some of them mistype themselves as INFP or ISTP

I just redid the MBTI for the first time since I was 17 (22 now). Apparently I've drifted a bit, used to be ENTJ, but now I got ENTP. Guess that's what five years of serious smoking and drinking coupled with moving out and living in three different cities does to you.

>>34470420
>Score INTP on MBTI no matter how many times I do it, even if I try to get something else
>Shit at maths and typical INTP things

w...what's wrong lads?

>>34470420
ISTP

.>>34470629
Not everything is right.

>>34470420
ISTJ reporting in. Do I have normie potential?

The INTP image is so accurate

>>34470698
whoop whoop! fellow ISTJ here.
i think we are the 'normies' of the robot world. neither here nor there, really.

>>34470698
Are you saying you aren't normie?

>>34470420
What does ESTPs image even mean

>>34470420

what does the ISFJ image even mean

ENTJ or ENTP depending on the test here. Feels smug and useless, man.

>>34470420
I am an ISFP.

anyone got a good introduction to the functions? i tried to google it but its all just so wishy washy. im looking for something more scientific.

inb4
>MBTI
>scientific

im trying to get a feeling for if it is or isnt and someone told me functions are the real deal.

>>34470420
What is this? and how do I know what I am?

>>34470698
>Do I have normie potential?
Not really but plenty of wagecuck potential.

>>34471230
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

Just be honest.

>>34470420
ISFP's are probably busy doing something interesting. Plenty of us INFP's here though, patiently waiting for our parents to die so we can end it all finally and find peace.

>>34471315
>ISFP's are probably busy doing something interesting

ISFP's are like the least likely type to be doing anything of any importance or value

>>34471400
Importance or value doesn't necessarily mean interesting. That's all relative.

Though I will defer to your statements since I am not in any way an expert on the matter.

>>34471436
>Though I will defer to your statements since I am not in any way an expert on the matter.

dat INFP agreeableness

>>34471400
>ISFP's are like the least likely type to be doing anything of any importance or value
No, it's INTP

I'm ENFP why is that the REEE! Pepe?

Intp male here, shoot me.

>>34470890
it means "le nice guy", which is fitting for most ISFJ. Sorry for you being the most beta type there is

>can relate to different types at different times

I dont get this shit, doesnt everyones personality change on their given situation? like people are extroverted with their friends but clam up at work ect?

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>>34470420
IFNP
Isn't that bad...
eh?

>>34471668
read more about it, your type is a result of which cognitive functions you use and which one you use the most

>>34471563
No way. INTP's at least generally take an interest in things of some importance and value. It may very well stop there but ISFP's wouldn't even take that first step.

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>>34471637
INTP as well

Fuck my life

1 year later i'm still intp

>>34471736
ISFPs can be chads if they want to, I used to be friends with a hipster chad and he was most likely an ISFP

>>34471668
yes, if you read about the functions, you have the ability to make use of everyone of them, but some are dominant, and some aren't

>>34471736
>INTP's at least generally take an interest in things of some importance
True, but that interest never transfers to action

>>34471668
Introverts and extroverts are literally genetical differences, their brains differ, it's not about if you're shy or not but more about how you "recharge" your energy levels: introverts on their own and extroverts with other people. Introverts also get tired from social interraction while extroverts don't. You can be a shy extrovert and miss social interraction. Introverts are less impulsive but more prone to depression, anxiety etc. Look it up.

About the MBTI I also don't buy it because you will answer the questions according to how YOU percieve yourself.
If you've created an image of yourself you will just answer the question how you think you behave and that might differ from reality, you might think you "daydream" a lot but maybe you actually don't. Also it's weird how everyone on r9k can answer these social questions.

Who rare here?
INTJ reporting in

>>34471778
I am fully charged.
Extrovertedness is a meme, with enough experience you will be able to hold eye contact with 11/10 qtpies without averting your gaze and not feel anxiety while giving speech to billion people.

>>34471696
depends on what you make of it. some INFPs fall into a hole of self doubt they never get out of again. on the other hand if you do it right and collect enough and varied experiences you can become a rock of self reliance and confidence.

dont be scared to try new things and fail. dont let it bring you down to start 100 things and finish none. its just how this type is.

ISFP reporting in. I mostly lurk.

>>34471957
>dont be scared to try new things and fail.
That happend quite often for me though..
hm..I guess I should try something again..

>>34470420
INFP reporting for duty

ITS NOT FAIR

>>34472003
>That happend quite often for me though
good! every ounce of meaning you can draw from these failures grows your knowledge of who you really are.

>>34471913
having anxiety isnt the same as being introvert
you can be shy and anxious extrovert or confident introvert. Take a look at yourself in childhood.

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>>34471913
Social experience is also a meme

>>34472074
technically all ideas are memes

>>34471863
INTJ-A female, the "rare special snowflake" here.

Is this board for special snoflakes only?

>>34470629
just chiming in to say that if you're an INTP and bad at maths, you're basically fucking worthless

>>34471696
I'm going to be honest - if you're a girl then it's not that bad but if you're a guy and not creatively involved into something, then it's going to be crappy ride in this mortal plane.

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>>34471863
INFJ-T here. Feels like the crushing weight of all the suffering in the world man

>>34472155
The people who aren't special snowflakes don't need to be here.

>>34471741
I'm a fucking faggot poet writing sad boy, life is peachy. And many keep ending up about being about my ex.

>>34470708
fellow INTP here, came to post that

>>34472155
Yes, back to tumblr with ya, ice cube.

>>34472234
I do sketches here and then.But they look crappy.
And well..I have lost interest in most of the stuff I did

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>>34470420
ESTP here

the rarest type on r9k

>>34472396
I've always thought that ESFJs and similar types are the rarest.

>>34472413
>ESFJ
Not in general but on r9k it's the rarest.

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ninnja what

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>>34470420
ISTJ here.
>The perfect wageslave

>went from school shooter personality to everything makes me cry personality

pls kill me, it can only get worse from here

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>>34470420
Just made the test. I'm ISFP. What's wrong with them?
> GF
> Work
> Friends (Don't see them so often anymore though)
> Car
> I have all of that

>>34470420
INTP-A here i dont understand why this wojak though

>>34472705
nothing can be worse than an INFP..

just joking, ESFJs are the worst imo

>>34472719
There's a lot of things that are "wrong" with ISFPs.
Together with INFP they are most likely to suffer from depression or have suicidal thoughts.
They also have THE HIGHEST unemployment % and one of the lowest salary, kinda /ourtype/ but they often look very much like normies.
With ISTP the least likely to finish college.

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>>34470420
>the feels when normie
>inb4 GTFO NORMIE REEEEE

>>34472875
>normie
Dunno. Tell me about your hobbies and personality.

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>be ISTP
>that feel when you'll never be part of a rebel group and fuck shit up and go into epic battles and stuff
fug

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>16personalities
ESTP -A
>similairminds
SCUEN

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>>34472934
>hobbies
doing sports with friends(mainly badminton and proper football)
lifting(started circa. 2 months ago so no real gains yet)
drinking/clubbing with m8's
riding my bike (hyosung GT R 250cc)
small amounts of vidya in weekends
>personality
i don't really know how describe my personality seems abit unintuitive

tell me something about yourself

>>34473056
>tell me something about yourself
I'm not really interesting person.
>hobbies
I have to ask this question - what are you doing here? Out of all people, you have a social life and good hobbies. You dont strike as a robot.

>>34472851
you mean if I'm ISTP , I'm not gonna finish my college ? Well, I guess it's quitting time.

>>34473056
Yeah, you need to gtfo of here

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INFP checking in. It's hard being a huge pussy. But at least I'm capable of abstract thought desu

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>>34470420
>tfw were too lazy to check this personality types meme and still have no idea what it is and assume it's some faggotry

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>>34473088
nice dubs, friend
>what are you doing here
well i like you guys, so why shouldn't i be here? some think that r9gay is horrible and i simply don't see it.
from my point of view r9k has some of the most honest and kind anons on the entire chan, which makes this board a pleasure to browse
>also i have a huge boner for A E S T H E T I C S
>I'm not really interesting person.
give me something pham

>>34473128
You know what I mean, stop being a faggot pls

>>34473189
See -> >>34472875

plz no mute

>>34470420
ENFJ reporting in.

Its hard to be this good.

>tfw INTP but also identify with ISTP and ISTJ traits and am bad at theoretical shit
I'm starting to think this isn't very accurate

Use to be ISTP, lost weight and started boxing, now come up as ESTP.

Also, does anyone have those type meme pics?

>>34473448
>Use to be ISTP, lost weight and started boxing, now come up as ESTP.
Not possible.

>>34473474
it is if he answered inaccurately before or after

>>34473474

I didn't have accurate ideas of how I felt about social situations previously because I'd literally never been to any social events.

>>34473491
It's not about it being inaccurate but i'm taking a guess that he has been living in Ti-Ni loop for a long time. Not that he tried boxing (Se) activity he imagined that it was his primary function.

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>>34473242
I dont really have to say much about myself apart that i'm very moody person who happens to read some psychology from time to time despite being complete fuck up.
>honesty
It's not like honesty in this board can give something good. Sure, anons can voice their opinion or vent about things but they end up doing absolutely nothing in the end of the day.
>A E S T H E T I C S
That's Se (Extroverted Sensing) dominant for you. It shouldnt be the way around for you.

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>took two tests
>both istp
cool

>>34470708
>>34472313
In my arms, brothers

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>>34473624
>being complete fuck up
how so?
>they end up doing absolutely nothing in the end of the day.
and until they are sick of that fact then nothing is gonna change for those anons. which is why, it's a good thing for other anons to call them out on whatever made up problem they have, whilst a minority will sympathize with the OP and make the whole thing seem less hostile while still accepting the hard truths such as
>either kill yourself, stay in your current personal hell, or improve and better your life
>A E S T H E T I C S

>>34471957
>depends on what you make of it. some INFPs fall into a hole of self doubt they never get out of again
>>34472003
>That happend quite often for me though..

Sounds like me and my life. At this point I'm convinced no matter what I do it will end in misery and failure. Every attempt I ever make at achieving happiness ends in disappointment and failure. Every goal I ever set ends in failure. I hate being told I just need to try because I do and it doesn't work.

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>>34473822
> At this point I'm convinced no matter what I do it will end in misery and failure.
I'm not saying this to insult you.
But you most likely will.
As said it happend often to me.And I know it will continue to happen.So I stopped trying!

>>34473781
>how so?
being 24 khv neet should be enough proof about my loser status.

just redid the test, switched from INTP to INFP. guess we are feeling now boys... idk what to think

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>>34473936
>being 24 khv neet
oh. sorry mang
can't really relate to those feels

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>>34473972
>can't really relate to those feels
Thought so.

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>>34473984
>you're gonna carry that weight
i'm not a big fan of animu in general but goddamn i love cowboy bebop

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>>34474008
It was alright. I related more to Evangelion.

>>34470420
ENTJ Reporting in

Too bad im a total faggot though I literally have one of the best personality types to have and I am a weak willed bitch

>JUST

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>>34474045
N.G.E. is great
> 4.0 when?

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>>34470420
>be INTP
>feels like you are a visitor to this planet but forgot about it
>you are interested and curious about nearly everything, and you can spend hours analyzing it, categorizing it and sorting it
>all these knowledges help you build your internal Model of Everything in your mind
>as far as you know, you see the whole system for what it is
>yet, you still feel unconcerned by all these things, as if you were standing outside of it
>you have a hard time genuinely giving a shit about it
>you can only achieve normie-ness through imitation, because none of it ever came to your naturally
>the imitation reinforces your impression of how absurd all of it is
>deep down, you know that its all for nothing

>>34474090
Probably mistyped desu

I recommend anyone skeptical about their test result to read about the cognitive functions and what each letter of the xxxx usually entails. Reading about it usually makes it quite clear which type you are.

>>34474092
>4.0 when?
It should of been at previous christmas but now no one knows.

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>>34474322
nice dubs, friend
yeah anno is starting to piss me off with all the wait time

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>>34470420
ENTP here
original comment is very original

>>34474381
He got involved with Godzilla movie and because of that he didnt released Eva 4.44

>>34473937
MBTI is just a vague classification that groups somewhat like-minded people, not strictly an issue to deal with. If there are issues in your life, take steps to deal with them, but INFP isn't always one.

>t. deep-end INFP

>>34474158
Sounds extremely familiar, and yet I'm INFP. Aspergers too though.

>tfw the memes came true

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>>34470950
This channel is a good introduction but sometimes I feel he gives conclusions when he shouldn't (i.e. "because Fi is internal feeling they're less physically emotive", which is too generalizing in my opinion) but he gives great summaries of the functions in general and comparisons really are one of the best way to find out more of the functions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wAlL99vDn4&list=UUWWwQlDFnYbX_dgDP8lJ09A&index=21

Here's a pretty comprehensive leddit post of the functions as well that will help you understand further:

https://www.reddit.com/r/mbti/comments/182ri9/comprehensive_mbti_post/

The juicy stuff is in the comments that he made to go deeper into the functions and types.

Check out pic related as well for how they're ranked. Functions are probably the best way to type yourself.

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>>34474508
well that would explain it
still it can't come fast enough

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ENTP with aspergers here

>>34474405
What do you think of it? I remember a ghostie roastie that claimed to be ENTP, but it'd be stupid to assume all of them would be exactly the same so I was curious about your perspective on it.

>tfw ISTJ
>tfw fucking idiot
I try so hard to do things I'm told and I just fail
I can't even get benefit money because I'm not autistic enough
Someone end me, I can't keep letting people down like this

>>34472234
Is programming an okay profession for INFPs?

My ENTJ(I think she's a mistyped ENFJ but w/e) friend was surprised when I said my major was CompSci, I'm mostly in it just because I spent all my life on a computer.

>>34474621
>INFP with aspergers and paranoid schizophrenia

How's the feels doing?

>>34474569
Perhaps, but know that INTPs have this thing called hyperemotionalism. Basically everything they feel something they don't quite understand, they store it away in an emotion container, in the corner of their mind. At some point, that can explodes, and then the INTP just breaks down in tears like a 8 years old.

Biggest difference is that INFP are usually much better at naming and recognizing their emotions, while INTPs have a much more limited range of emotion categories they acknowledge.

>>34474208
No.. I really am ENTJ desu senpai.. im not that stupid

>>34470950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FroasdY3e0

An anon linked this video a while back

INTJ-A male here. Ive taken similar tests multiple times over the years and always got the same answer

Im a conniving crafty jew by the way

Shalom

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>>34474649
I'm afraid it is not, wew lad.

I'm either ISFP or ISTP. Neither is particularly good.

>>34474736
same, I'm either ISFP or ISTP, both are indeed not very good. Not sure how to find out which one it is.

>>34474659
>usually much better at naming and recognizing their emotions

I'll say that I'm both a very empathetic and sympathetic person, from observation much more than most people I meet, but I've never been able to do this, despite INFP.

I think I'm probably really out of touch with my emotions, I can't cry when I'm sad and the only way I can tell I'm angry is my right hand twitching. People say I look like a mannequin.
>then again, mental illness

>>34474649
I've managed as fine as anyone else to learn programming as much as I want, as an INFP. I would just program and identify any issues you have with it later.

>>34474736
>>34474773
The big difference is between having dominant Ti or Fi.
>Ti
Dominant Ti (IXTP): I don't need to use my emotions to fix this problem, thanks. I know how this machine works. Let me take it apart and put it back together for you. That doesn't seem logical. The facts of the situation are unimportant; we can solve this, though it might seem impossible. There is a way around every problem. I can give you a two word answer to your question, and those two words will solve everything. The fewer words used, the better. Most explanations are too long-winded and technical, and could easily be simplified. Let me hear the idea or new data; I'm going to analyze and criticize it, and if it doesn't work, I'm going to throw it out. Come on, you know my impartiality is sexy. Have you ever seen me overreact to anything? No!
>Fi
Dominant Fi (IXFP): I know that this is good, and that is bad. I know that you're not who you say you are. I don't need to focus on that particular idea, because it is less important than this other idea or belief. I want to focus on what is important, and I can see the measure of importance of everything in my life: people, causes, thoughts, actions, and feelings. Does this belief conflict with mine? Do I think this action is wrong? If so, I won't do it. I know what I believe and what is worth believing in. Please, let me have some time to mull over this life-altering decision. I don't want to make the wrong choice. I feel strong and confident in who I am, and what I believe. I have total faith in you. I know what you need, and will stand up for you when you need me to. I am good at protecting others and showing patience in mediating between them.

>>34474709
Representation doesn't really mean it's not for me though, right?

My C programming class is mostly INT* with some ENTPs but I'm still passing. Though I haven't once woken up wanting to program which is probably bad.

INFP (I score hybridized on N/S T/F idk how to denote that) tranny here, managed to carve a reasonable social life out and date people

Transitioning is the only hope for an INFP desu

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I always get ENFP. What does this mean?

>>34474872
That you're shy/anxious/depressed extrovert who wants to be around people and inspire them.

>>34474872
that youre a good goy who lives exactly how society expects him to or who feels bad if he isnt. at least thats what i think dominant Fe is.

>>34474872
Probably better off than INFP anyway.

>>34474856
I guess more of an ISFP but I'm rarely exposed to situations that would prove it 100%. On my test it's almost 50/50 thinking/feeling, hard nut to crack.
One thing I know for sure is I'm not the "I'll take this machine apart" autist.

>>34474773
>>34474736
>>34474901
http://www.celebritytypes.com/test/isfp-or-istp.php

>>34474872
Like INFP but less likely to be suicidal.

ISTP

It truly is an abstract kind of feel.

>>34474857
First of all if you like programming just go for it, don't let an internet personality test decide your future.
>Representation doesn't really mean it's not for me though, right?
I guess it kinda does, doesn't it?

>>34474939
Of course but I'm basically only taking baby steps when it comes to programming so maybe it becomes something I couldn't do later on.

>I guess it kinda does, doesn't it?
It depends if INFPs aren't programming much due to not being able to do it well or due to most of them just choosing to be psych/teaching/nursing/philosophy/english majors.

>>34474917
Thank you for help but I've also taken this test.
The thing is I really want to try to remember moments in my life where I was exposed to these kind of situations and not just guess because I'll most likely just choose my own created self image and and not "true self".

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infp wojak is accurate

>>34474822
Well that's good to hear, I'll try to stick with it.

Can someone explaon to me why INTP is considered bad ?
I always score as INTP

>>34475043
Looking at those statistics it could be both.
Every F type is underrepresented in programming so either they have different values and completely skip it or they simply can't do it.

>>34475210
INTP here i don't know why ? How is it considered bad ?

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>>34475064
>nearly every single RLUAI trait is 100% on point

>>34475064
ISFP and everything from RLUAI fits perfectly.

>>34475210
Basically INTPs are either groundbreaking geniuses or avoidant sperglords. Considering we're on /r9k/ INTPs are assumed to be the latter.

t. INTP sperglord

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>>34475064
There's 2 INFPs, those who relate with RLUAI and those who relate with RCUAI.

I haven't seen anyone here that's the latter, we're all broken.

>>34475790
>>34475064
What if I'm INFP and I'm a mixture of the traits in RLUAI and RCUAI?

>>34476279
probably just fucked

>>34476279
>What if I'm INFP
You've no hope.

>>34476501
I try telling my parents that but they just say I haven't tried and that I need to have a better attitude. I tried explaining that it's just better for me to kill myself but they really wont have it. They think it's my fault.

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>>34476835
It IS a shit attitude and you clearly have not tried enough.

Not that your conscious mind has a choice.

>>34476902
I've tried a lot. It always ends poorly no matter how good the outlook seems in the beginning. I would be insane if I were to just keep bashing my head against a brick wall expecting the outcome to be any different.

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>>34476938
You would be determined, not insane.

>>34476279
I am as well but I don't know where to go from that.

>>34471436
INFP here. It fucking sucks. Was much happier and confident when younger, seems as though thats dwindled with age. I go through a lot of ups and downs.

>>34470420
WHAT DOES INTP MEAN

>>34476964
Determined to suffer. I've suffered enough to learn I don't like suffering.

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>>34477036
Best type, true robots, unsocial spergs.

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>>34477052
If you suffer enough the suffering will feel less bad.

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>>34470420
INTP here. I know that there is not an actual scientific evidence that this test is accurate, but it works for me. I am sometimes lonely, because I cant share my thoughts with everybody, because if I do, they just think its too complicated or boring. I cant discuss science, philosophy, potential ideas, feelings towards someone. Very few people get what I mean. And everytime when I get along perfectly with someone and we somehow telepatically know each others thoughts, its and INTP or INTJ. If I randomly talked about space exploration almost everyone would say "Yeak, ok, thats cool". But if I do it with a fellow INTP or INTJ, conversation is intense. New ideas pop out every minute. Then it somehow derails into the idea of Matrioshka brains and future of humanity. Also I have these periods where I feel much smarter than everyone, then a week later doubt my intelligence as I cant grasp a concept and start to overheat.

>tfw living the ENFP life

Being "depressed" isn't all that bad desu

I just want to push people not to do what I'm doing, or they'll end up like me. Even then I fucking hate people but I give off a charismatic vibe where they want to learn more from me.

>>34477055
FUCK IT'S ALL OVER WHY AM I AT 100% INTROVERTED NOW FUCKFYCKFYCFYCK YOU CAUSED THIS

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Why does INFP get so much hate here?

>>34477352
Because of the F. Makes them completely worthless.

>>34470420
INFP reporting in, current status on life: MEH

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>>34477711
>I think INFPs that are very talented artistically can be successful under the right circumstances.
>Special snowflakes can be succesful under very specific snowflake circumstances
Even worse than INTP.

>>34477352
Because we hate ourselves friendo

>>34477796
Can't disagree with that. Fuck.

>>34477776
implying INFP are special snowflakes.

>>34476279
Pretty sure everyone is, we're all different, we call have different experiences which shape us in different ways.

fellow intps: experiment with psychedelics

mushrooms especially. it might bring you to a dark place but "bad trips" is just a meme from weak minded normies that are afraid of being in their mind. they live in the outer world, but we live in our minds and are very comfortable with isolation. psychedelics are the ultimate introvert drug.

watch documentaries, read articles and books, listen to podcasts and watch videos to educate yourself on psychedelics before you dive right in though. getting them might be difficult but once you get them it will be worth it.

just ate an 8th of mushrooms last night. it wasn't a trippy experience like I had hoped (I really wanted to see some visuals and go into "space") but what I got instead of a hard dose of medicine. it made me think about my life, bad decisions, how emotionally distant I am with my family, especially my father. I am fully aware of my turbo autimso sensibilities but with the help of shrooms I was able to gain new perspective in how to manage my emotional relationships. I was also able to address many of the bad things I am doing with my life and how to improve.

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>>34470498
ISTP here. I would have been better suited in medieval times. FUCK technology.

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>>34478046
>junkie gives life advice

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I'm apparently INTP but I'm generally pretty good in social situations and most people I meet tend to find me funny, but still prefer to be alone the vast majority of the time and find myself exhausted after prolonged social interaction.

I'm not exactly a massive robot sperglord like some people say INTPs are. Not sure if the test is accurate desu

>>34478046
Dont they trigger schizophrenia in people with genetic predispositions?

>>34478155
You fucked up.

>>34478212
Might, not really an issue.

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>>34473056

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE FUCKING NORMIE?????????

>>34478212
my understanding of it is that if you are genetically predisposed to schizophrenia then extended use of psychedelics might trigger it. if you are concerned then ask your family if there's the history of it on either side.

but remember: you only live once. there are many paths to take in life but they all lead to death.

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>>34471315
How Chad is this purple motherfucker?

>>34478219
>schizophrenia
>not really an issue
:^)

>>34471696
INFP here. It's a blessing and a curse.

Here are some famous INFP musicians:

>Nick Drake
>Ian Curtis
>Jim Morrison
>Kurt Cobain
>Jeff Buckley
>Elliott Smith
>John Lennon

All very talented musicians but all fucked in the head. We're a creative type but we're so reserved that it erodes our mental stability over the course of the years, hence why most of the musicians I listed ended up killing themselves.

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>>34470420
INTP Master race reporting in
not orignal shouldve known

>>34474863
>Indulging in my mentally ill delusions is the only hope for an INFP desu
Lel

>caring about MBTI
>aka horoscopes for twats

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why is this so fucking accurate. kill me now

>>34478965
Basically for me it's:
>Knowing what you want
>Being too neurotic to do it

>>34477124
ENFP's honestly a blessing. They're all around liked, speak up for what they believe in and tend to have a lot of social influence. You'll be fine.

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>>34479083
>feeling guilty for wanting to die

>>34477352
Because we're depressed sacks of shit who are most likely to kill themselves before age 30.

>>34479090
Ouch. Spot on.

>>34474649
I'm INFP and I went through a programming school. Terrible 6 years.

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>>34478212
>Dont they trigger schizophrenia in people with genetic predispositions?
that's more the case with marijuana than with psychedelics, it's fairly rare for psychedelics to bring out latent schizophrenia

INFP here, how do I oh who am I kidding there's nothing I can do to improve my situation.

As an INFP I go around feeling like i'm some sort of Woody Allen character (except they all have better luck with women than me)

>>34479326
>do nothing to improve situation
>situation does not improve
>repeat

Kind of self-defeating.

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>>34479252
What did you want to do?

What are you doing instead of programming?

INFP/INTP
My Feeling/Thinking score is almost 50/50 (with 2-3% fluctuation each time due to mood setting)

I want to die sometimes

>>34479399
I'm really just shitposting.
My situation is slowly improving, but it's a snails pace and there isn't much I can do to speed it up.

>>34479415
You're very likely to be one or the other.

See what you get from this

http://www.celebritytypes.com/test/infp-or-intp.php

>>34479404
Went to a programming focused highschool because computers were my life (still are).
Started studying Anthropology.
Now studying Bioengineering.

I rather like it, I just hope I'll manage and won't get kicked out.

>>34479447
I know that I am more inclined towards logic(the 2-3%)from my psychological evaluations, but there's a problem with my emotional reasoning and processing that I am currently in therapy because of, so these tests are virtually useless for me.
Thanks for the help though.

>keep flipping between INTP/INTJ
>keep flipping between RCUEI/RCOEI
What does that mean? Am I still a robot?

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>INFP
>Only want to drift my car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qam76wlzOw

>>34479524
INTP and INTJ are both part of the autism triumvirate so sure.

>>34479083
did the test 2 times. the first time i did was 6 months ago, it came out as intp-t, did the test now again and it ended up with same result. come to think of it, i wasn't really sure about this personalty types and shit but now this:
>daydreaming about an idolized self and violence aganist guilty people..
>thoughts always ending up with something close to nihilism.
that is so me, it hurts bro, guess this test has a point.

>>34479635
>INTP and INTJ are both part of the autism triumvirate
what's the third autismo?

>>34479878
INFP, obviously.

>>34479991
>F
>autism
pls

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who /psychologically unhealthy/ here?
please fucking kill me

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>>34480123
/intellectually superior/

>>34479083
Some of this is very relatable to me as an INTP. Especially wearing the same comfy outfit everyday xD. Black hoodie and jeans. I've worn them the entire week and ppl in my class prolly think im autistic.

I'm slowly getting better at being social though, i made a new friend (who's also likely an INTP)

you just have to invent strategies for success and follow up on them. There is hope for all of us, I promise. Start with babby steps

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INTP.

What is life.

>>34470629
>>34472207
That's incorrect. INTPs are thinkers, the philosophers, the idea makers. Math has nothing to do with being INTP; sure, many INTPs are good at math, that doesn't mean every INTP is good at math. Just as some INTPs are better linguists and so are better at writing than other INTPs.

>>34478099
>Enacting Shamanistic rituals is for junkies now

INTP robot race reporting in

>have great idea that I would probably make millions off of
>if I actually tried to make it real

Those INTP feels.

Also, any INTPs have that thing where your actions in consideration to other people's emotions are decided purely by logic?

Example
>best friend is out in the streets and his mother died
>I let him live with me and comfort him about his mother
>I decide this not because of my emotions, feeling bad for him or whatever, but because of my logic, he's my friend and that's what a friend is expected to do

It honestly makes me feel like a heartless monster.

>>34474158
Yup. Couldn't give two shits about the outside world unless it interests me, my whole life is an imitation basically.

>>34472396
>ESTP
>>34472996
>ESTP
>>34473448
>ESTP
feels good to be gangster

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>>34478987
Now if only we weren't so lazy.

>>34480900
>Also, any INTPs have that thing where your actions in consideration to other people's emotions are decided purely by logic?
Isn't that all of them? That's their defining characteristic.

>makes me feel like a heartless monster
Well, you are a robot. Robots don't have heart. Don't feel bad about it though, the heart gets in the way sometimes.

Just find a single task you can focus your robot mind on and ignore everything else. I've found this is the best way to go about life as an INTP.

>>34481054
>Isn't that all of them? That's their defining characteristic.
I was talking about examples such as the one with my friend, his mother died and he's on the streets, yet I feel nothing for him. I help him and comfort him not because I feel like doing that, but because I logically deduce that that's what friends are for.

I was asking this wondering if any INTPs out there ever got emotional with their friends.

>>34478987
>>34481019
Procrastination, the slowest but deadliest disease that only affects humans.

Also, I feel like INTPs are naturally predisposed to mental issues, primarily depression, but also anxiety and the like.

>>34481219
By definition INTP's are heavily on the thinking rather than feeling spectrum. I'm pretty sure any feeling that a normal person has is felt as only a fraction of that by an INTP. Even when we do feel shit, it's always much less than what others feel.

>>34481219
>I was asking this wondering if any INTPs out there ever got emotional with their friends.
I've tried forcing it out a couple of times because I thought this is how friends should act, but it never comes out the other side the same way it was in me. It seems to just make the relationship more awkward.
I've stopped trying to. I might try again if I will ever have a friend again.

>>34470420
I'm INTJ. What does that mean about me?

>>34481283
While I don't know much about my emotions like a true INTP, I do feel them, but only when they are related to something that affects me. Not sure if I explained myself correctly, something like, someone humiliates me, I feel bad because of it, don't know what the feeling is called but I feel intensely bad about it and my whole day is ruined.

Empathy is another thing though. I understand other people's emotions but I don't feel them. Does that make me a semi-sociopath of sorts?

>>34481322
You are a logical and arrogant person concerned with the "how", not the "why".

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>>34481219
Throughout high-school I had a decent amount of friends, but the only emotion shared has just joking, laughter, and fun.

First time I've bothered with this, can someone give me a rundown of what ISTP is?

>>34481408
My friend gets emotional and I pretend to get emotional but don't show it and only feel it inside, so it's like I'm tricking myself that I'm feeling some kind of empathy, but he also knows that I don't display emotions, so he thinks I'm feeling emotions inside, which I am pretending to. Kind of a confusing situation.

Also as an INTP, how the hell do you go through college with all that studying about subjects that don't even interest you?

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>>34481369
With empathy I'm not entirely sure how I am with that relative to normal people. I'm pretty sure I feel a decent amount of empathy, since when others laugh, I want to laugh, and when others feel like shit, I start to feel like shit. Although usually when I have a friend who is in a bad mood, it kind of pisses me off since they're basically spreading that bad mood to me, so I'd rather they at least pretend to be happy. Although when someone I don't really know is sad after having a loved one die, I don't feel anything at all, since I have no emotional connection to them. I think empathy felt is proportional to emotional investment into a person. Anyway, I pretty sure I feel empathy, just not the same as people usually do.

>>34481559
The million dollar question. Do I feel bad because I actually feel bad, or because my logic is telling me that I'm supposed to feel bad and act like it?

>>34471587
Also ENFP and it doesn't seem to relate to my personality at all. Dunno why it's reeee Pepe.

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I'm an INFP and I'm very emotionally unstable.

When I get compliments I have no idea what to think and dwell on that good feeling until it turns bad.

Help

>>34481606
The fact that you're asking that question means it's the second one, but your mistake is thinking that's a bad thing.
I can't naturally feel empathy, so fucking what, can't change my nature. Let's move on.

>>34481369
>Empathy is another thing though. I understand other people's emotions but I don't feel them. Does that make me a semi-sociopath of sorts?
>semi-sociopath
That's a pretty good way to describe it. Full sociopaths are more like normies who happen to have no empathy.
Not having empathy is just a side effect of being an INTP.

>someone humiliates me, I feel bad because of it, don't know what the feeling is called
I know that feel bro. Happens whenever someone I consider inferior gets better scores than me. Puts me in a bad mood for a long time.

>>34481606
>Do I feel bad because I actually feel bad, or because my logic is telling me that I'm supposed to feel bad and act like it?
Heres a better question to answer yours. Does answering that question change anything about what you do in life? If not then don't waste time on the question.

E's and F's get the fuck out of here, you are not robots

>>34471863
>INTJs are leaders
>People refuse to work with me because i'm not a normie that spews nothing but positivity
Depression is my only friend

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>>34481504
> Also as an INTP, how the hell do you go through college with all that studying about subjects that don't even interest you?
Right now I'm in my 4 semester of college, and each semester has been pretty different in overall enjoyment. My first semester I was a bit disappointed since the 12th grade was the happiest time of my life. At the time I was decently interested in most of my classes, so it wasn't too bad. My third semester was awful, I had huge amount of hw, and did not enjoy the classes, so I barely managed to make it through that. With my current semester, I've changed my major to something more Math focused, along with a light workload, so It's pretty good now.
With subjects that aren't interesting, I just have to force myself to do them, or if I'm lucky I can become interested in them.

>>34481369
The INTJ here.
Are INTJ's also often narcissistic or is it just me?

>>34481685
Is reduced ability to feel empathy enough to consider ourselves sociopaths? That's what I wonder.

>>34481694
>Does answering that question change anything about what you do in life? If not then don't waste time on the question.
One could say that time is wasted on anything an INTP thinks about, because no work is ever done, so I don't really see your point. I might as well ask the question, because it interests me.

>>34481771
It's an INTJ thing. You guys are full of yourselves.

>>34481807
Not sure if that's good or bad. Is INTJ still autistic?

how does an infp trap an intp into marrying her?
asking for a friend.

>>34481782
>One could say that time is wasted on anything an INTP thinks about, because no work is ever done, so I don't really see your point.
Didn't phrase it properly. The question you asked has two answers. However the answers aren't distinguishable from each other in any meaningful way. Therefore both answers to the question are the same and the question has no point.

Here's an an analogy. Take a function f(x). You know f(2) = 4. You are asking if f(2) is really 4 or is it actually 2x2.
It doesn't matter, both mean the same thing.

Whether you actually feel empathy or logically act it out doesn't matter. All we see is an action that looks like empathy at the end of the day.

>>34481855
>Is INTJ still autistic?
INTJs are more of a schizoid. Often confused with autism.

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>>34481913
Just tell him you are interested in him and want to get married.
Assuming he's anything like me, if he already likes you, then he'd go for it.
INTP's hate playing games and just want people to be direct with them, and don't care about all that romantic bullshit.
I can't guarantee anything, this is just how it would be with me, a fellow INTP.

estj boys ww@

>>34481947
>>34481782
INTPbros, how do I make myself do work? I only feel happy when I'm doing something fulfilling but I have a bitch of a time making myself do said things.

>>34481913
>how does an infp trap an intp into marrying her?
Act affectionate towards them directly, don't let them mistake it for anything else like courtesy. It will probably backfire immediately unless they were interested as well. This is because INTPs don't like being surprised even if the surprise is actually good. After it backfires you need to persist being affectionate, show them you want them. Gradually they will be more accepting of the affection and maybe even reciprocate. Then start talking about marriage after there is emotional pressure on not refusing.

Starting with marriage up front may or may not work depending on how they rationalise it out. If you feel confident in presenting arguments why marrying is objectively the right choice then maybe go for that, but with INFP you better go for the emotional strategy.

>>34481913
see
>>34482014
and also when you marry her (is she really an INTP? It's kind of rare for a woman to be INTP, it's very male-dominated), here are some tips:
Don't invade her space.
Don't bore her with things she is clearly not interested in, silence is fine and even preferred if you have nothing to say..
Whenever she speaks, listen very carefully and always add something if you can at the moment.
Reference previous conversations you've had with her, ideally adding new ideas into the mix, this is a great compensation for not providing anything new in the previous conversations.
Repeated again, don't say things for the sake of saying things just to break the silence, INTPs do not like things that, from their perspective, are a waste of time. This unfortunately includes small talk, so if you like small talk, say goodbye to it.
Always be direct, honest and on point. Be blunt if you have to, INTPs don't give a shit, so there's no reason to sugarcoat anything considering INTPs always want the truth.
Give her some alone time to recharge, INTPs are introverted after all and need to recharge from interacting with people.
Don't be afraid to debate her if you disagree with her on something, INTPs are very open-minded and it's not too hard to change their stance on something, as long as you provide evidence.
Share her interests and hobbies, there is no point in any kind of interaction with an INTP without shared interests, they will quickly get bored of you and ditch you.
If she has trouble getting things done then help her and motivate her, be her support, she will greatly appreciate it and feel extremely good because of it.
You can freely explain your problems to her but don't get emotional.
>>34481947
Ah, now I understand what you are trying to say. Indeed it does not matter in the external world, as it all looks like the same thing, however in the internal world, they are still different.

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>>34482219
This is the great conundrum of us INTPs, we enjoy doing fulfilling activities, like reading good books, doing assignments on something that genuinely interests us, or learning an instrument, but we just don't have the motivation to much of anything. Life is often a struggle to find things we want to do, and then actually doing those things. I don't know if there's an answer.

>>34474092
3.0+1.0 is going toget released in Japan in august of this year supposedly.

>>34482365
I wonder if it's due to my depression or due to being an INTP.

I haven't watched anime in more than 8 months. I really, really want to. I am a huge weeb, I have several GBs of pictures of smug anime girls on my computer. Yet I can't, I just keep on stalling it and listening to dark ambient, lo-fi, chill-hop and jazz-hop while browsing /r9k/ all day long. It's frustrating.

>>34482014
i did and he's intrested, but like idk, i'm scared that he won't be the more he knows me.
i'm up front w/ everything, and he's complained about ppl plaing games b4....
i just want him to marry me like next week
>>34482329
i've been doing the pls you are my dream husband route....
>>34482364
he's intp, i'm infp....
i give him space, and like idk i like him a lot..

ty for all the advice everyone!
there will be an /r9k/ wedding soon!!!

>>34482446
Can you explain to me why nearly all INTPs listen to dark ambient music? Every INTP I've met listens to it, and generally the other music genres you mentioned too. I mention the dark ambient in particular because it just sounds like noise to me.

>>34479174
>wasting the money your parents spent on you and your education for feelings

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>>34482446
Hmm, for me I've pretty much become jaded with anime after watching all the best stuff. I used to be able to enjoy an Anime that was sub-par, but now I've pretty much run out of the really good stuff that I can still enjoy. I've recently finished up JoJo's bizarre adventure, so I won't have any good new anime to watch until the next season of it comes out.
The same has also happened with Video games, where the only game I still play is Civ 6, and only when new content for it comes out.
I really need a new hobby, like going back to reading again, or playing tennis, but I just can't get myself to do these things.

>>34482017
Yo what's up my nigga. Anymore ESTJs here?

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>>34482540
Glad I could help make someone happy.

Hey INTPs, i have been diagnosed with ASPD (sociopathy) two years ago, does that mean i can make m personality type more useful or something ?
>tfw no feel but rage

>>34482219
>I only feel happy when I'm doing something fulfilling but I have a bitch of a time making myself do said things.
INTPs make terrible entrepreneurs and self-guided learners because of this laziness. The most effective solution I found is to have deadlines for things. Those deadlines need to be enforced by someone other than you though, otherwise you won't follow them.
So try to join a project you are interested in that is lead by someone strict, or try to become an academic in a field you are interested in.

>>34482585
You need to be in the right state of mind for it. I personally prefer warm drone over dark ambient but normies describe both as noise. Try to have it on while reading, or if you really want to appreciate the texture of the sound just lie on the floor and close your eyes while listening to it and concentrate on the interplay of the sounds.

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>>34482585
I'm not the guy you replied to, but I'm pretty sure it's because we just enjoy music that makes us feel relaxed.

>>34482014
Honestly pal, as an INTP, i like the seduction games but thats it. maybe because of the aspd thrill seeking, can any other robots relate ?

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>>34482806
You would be a perfect soldier, assuming you become fit if you aren't. You probably wouldn't get PTSD from combat, and might even enjoy getting to kill enemy combatants.

>>34482699
>Running out of good anime and video games
>I really need a new hobby, like going back to reading again
I've been there before, try going into VNs. Avoid the blatant lewd ones.
Umineko is like an INTP wet dream. I recall it coming on steam a while back.

>>34482585
INTPs listen to that kind of music because it's perfect for thinking and "being in the zone". It's not vocal, so it doesn't disrupt your thoughts, while at the same time firing up your thoughts, "inspiring" could be used I suppose. On the musical side the music is very subtle so there is always something new, a different aspect of the song to analyze on repeated listens. All in all it almost feels like it was made for us INTPs.

Also, not sure about other INTPs but, some pieces I just find catchy and that's why I listen to them.

For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z35GrRrug8c

While it has vocals it does provoke my thoughts, not disrupting them at all, almost like the vocals are part of the instrumental of the song, but it's also incredibly catchy to me, I find myself nodding to it. Not only that but I notice a new detail in it that I haven't noticed before every other listen, and so it's very fulfilling and joy-producing. The lyrics give me INTP feels as well.

In case you're wondering: I don't have a favorite artist but if I had to pick one whose music I would have to listen to my whole life, it would be Nujabes easily.

>>34482808
"Warm drone" to me is just regular ambient, which I also like very much so.

>ISTP
but im a loser nobody assburger that lives with his mom

>>34482007
this, the tell that separates is that INTJs love sarcasm to self-destructive excess while it confuses and infuriates actual spergs.

>>34482905
Yeah. I know this is a disgusting and really edgy thing to say but two months ago I realised how much this could show : let me greentext this:

>be me
>have this 7.99/10 in my chemistery class i help sometimes when i got nothing to do
>she invites me to see a movie
>whythefucknot.wav
>get there
>didnt realise it was a date and not a social thing with people
>at this point I already know I am going to get bored
>movie starts
>a whole hour of nothing later
>girl starts to give me silent signals
>geez ok
>look on the side to kiss her
>eventually she realises it
>kiss
>nothing more til end of movie
>later she starts texting me crazy talking a bout her life a lot
>literally talks to me like a 10 years old friend
>proceeds to tell me about how her uncle raped her at age 13
>ask her if she got uncle fantasies now with a winky emoji
>blocks me

I had more lols than regrets honestly, I just can't bear people going out of their way just to tell you about their sad stories. Go make someone else's day shit you cunt.

Also fun fact :
INTP people percieve time in almost exactly Pi seconds intervals.

>>34475790
>>34476279
>>34476501

Fuck you all guys i'm an INFP and i'm going to be rich and fuck a lot of women. When i'll get tired of this i'll go live a peacefull life in the woods.

Have been getting INTJ-T for the past years consistently. I always thought this is the most common result for robots.

However, I wouldn't consider myself to be narcissistic or arrogant. Insecurities and self hate is strong with me.

>>34483262
>Materialistic INFP
Huh, first time for everything, if you're not lying to yourself.

>Why are there never ISFPs here?

Too busy having grandiose ideas and wasting your time on a computer.

>>34482961
Nice song anon !
Here are my picks for you !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR2bwe3O_NU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArxNixH8Sv4
It's not as fast but I like it, I hope you do too.

>>34482585
INTPs are fascinated by the mood and atmosphere evoked by music and they're often keen on melancholic minor-key music in which an introspective and/or esoteric mood is conveyed. Additionally their Ti core drives their need for intellectual stimulation derived from complex structures and sounds which draws them to dissonance in music. You can see then why INTPs enjoy ambient music; dark ambient in particular often consists of evolving dissonant harmonies of drones and resonances that evoke a melancholic, introspective mood in them.

As an INTP myself I can tell you that I use it fuel my maladaptive daydreaming.

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>>34483247
>I had more lols than regrets honestly, I just can't bear people going out of their way just to tell you about their sad stories. Go make someone else's day shit you cunt.
Lol, yeah, it's annoying when people tell you sad shit. Like what the fuck are they expecting you to respond with? It just sounds like they're fishing for sympathy, selfish cunts.

Also how does that Pi second intervals thing work?

>>34483276
>Insecurities and self hate is strong with me.
Notice how you didn't say self doubt. Do you ever get a rush of confidence when you know you are right and the other person is wrong? That's more of an INTJ quality.
INTPs don't tend to press as hard when they are right, they just keep throwing counter arguments until either side gives up.

>>34483294
I may be lying to myself but i have an opportunity to make a lot of money and i'm working hard on it. I take pride in being sysyphus. I know there's iron deep down on me and i try to improve myself everyday

Dark ambient
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETvJReN1EAw

+

Lovecraftian stories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx-32HeLnXk

=
INTP orgasm

>>34483276
But you still hold your own opinions and intellectual capability way above other people's opinions and their intellectual capabilities?

>>34483350
>intellectual stimulation derived from complex structures
>listening to ambient """music"""
thanks for the kek you ultimate plebeian btw i get intp on these tests too :^)

>>34483447
Not him, but I don't class ambient as music after having this argument with normies many times.
I like the texture of the sounds in ambient, it is pleasant to "roll around" in it. I don't care if people call it dissonance or polyrhythms or whatever other jargon.

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Relating to music, do any other INTP's listen to complex music while lieing down on your bed, not moving a muscle, eyes closed, while trying to visualize all the different instruments and follow all the different sounds?
With the right music it can be an incredibly euphoric experience, although I haven't tried it out again for like a year or two.

>>34483384
I have no idea, but people perceive time differenlty based on their lifestyle but mostly on their personality type, and it seems lile people under the INTP category see time advance every 3.1415926536 seconds.
>yfw the way INTP's percieve the 4th dimension is literally Pi

>>34483524
I do smiliar things but not exactly that, could you hook me up on songs/artists ?

ISTP here
please say something nice about me

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>>34483638
Well, I usually listen to music from soundtracks of shows I watch, mostly anime. HunterxHunter is specifically the show that has the best music I've ever enjoyed in my life, I'll give you a link to a few songs from it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJVdC6Hysns&index=7&list=PLAisrlgeFdtFcvJLIB9W_rM-HybrANZSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGwKe8xshqg&index=3&list=PLAisrlgeFdtFcvJLIB9W_rM-HybrANZSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyoBQCzsYAM&list=PLAisrlgeFdtFcvJLIB9W_rM-HybrANZSw&index=2

>>34483775
I'll try to do that, thanks lad !

>>34483322
How'd you know that I like MC Eiht anon?

And I like Anonymuz, nice find

Here's two hip-hop pieces that I just listened to just now, they're a little "down", not very happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L_s5_LT3bM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxmnBQmfZs

>>34483447
Yeah I was copying and pasting shit that vaguely related to what he was asking, I just wanted to demonstrate that INTPs enjoy dissonant sounds. The page I copy-pasted from goes on to say that examples of modern classical composers who particularly speak to the Ti core might be Simpson, Arnold, Holmboe, Maxwell-Davies and Shostakovich.

>>34471637
Same here - fucking everything is pointless

Schizoid, depression, INTP, social anxiety

When you have so many diagnoses you start to think it's all bullshit

>>34484261
but INTP is not a mental illness

>>34484305
Depends on which INTP you ask.

Also I just got muted for originally typing in "Depends on who you ask"

Any INTP listens to old dubstep/techno? I just like the deep sounds

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>>34483051
>im a loser nobody assburger that lives with his mom
Also a ISTP, same here

>>34475790
>>34476279
>>34476501
INFP here with, I think, a reasonably succesful life, especially for a robot, in the future. The thing is to have the job that makes a good money be meaningful to you so you don't feel lie killing yourself everyday.

Sadly, most jobs with a good pay are boring, but maybe you can find one.

INFP_T

just learned about about similarminds.com

RLUEI
avoidant, withdrawn, not usually happy, does not believe in human goodness, loner, moody, avoids crowds, depressed, overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently, agnostic/atheistic tendencies, unsure where life is going, impatient, avoids eye contact, does not think things work out for the best, discontent, negative, suspicious of others, uncooperative, socially uncomfortable, hard to get to know, not punctual, low self confidence, pessimistic, lonely, does not finish work on time, does not like to lead, attracted to things associated with sadness, ambivalent about the problems of others, feels defective, fears failure, often bored, ambivalent about the suffering of others, unproductive, avoids unnecessary interaction, easily frustrated, does not finish many things, lower energy level, focuses on fantasies instead of reality, ambivalent about the needs of others, easily annoyed, rarely prepared, disorganized, quiet around strangers, slow to forgive, hard to understand, not that interested in others, skeptical, wounded at the core, self absorbed

>>34472113
Same. Except INTJ-T female lel

>>34471400
ISFP here, can confirm

>>34470420
ESTJ here

My life goal is to get rich, get into politics, and then try to use that power to help white people and put down the minorities

>>34478086
I just wanna fuck shit up, but im too afraid to

>>34481652
You're beautiful

1

INFP, almost certainly on the spectrum. I'm the quiet, nice, and slightly hippy friend. :/

INTP
waiting for the nukes to fall so I can see one last beautiful thing before I die; the explosion of a nuclear weapon.

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im infp-a

that other test i got pic related
mfw assassin

>>34478046
INTP here, have mainly experimented with LSD, though only maybe 3-4 major trips. First psychedelic experience was with Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds, they're like morning glory seeds in that they contain LSA, a cousin substance to LSD. The downside is that the seeds also contain toxins which induce vomiting. I crushed up ten seeds and put them in capsules, was an insane experience, much more intense than my LSD trips. Still want to try mushrooms, I'm almost afraid of LSD at this point because I can't stand to have anyone around otherwise I get nausea from the stress. I need to do it alone sometime, but I don't have the right place to do it. DMT is also pretty high on the list of must-try substances for me.

Psychedelics are definitely something I would recommend to others, and this anon is right about the "bad trip" meme. As long as you understand what you're going into when you take them and you keep in mind the fact that you're on a drug while tripping it's really not bad. Trips can get intense and pretty stressful, but it's not going to make you think you're an orange.

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The 16 personalities test is pseudo-science

>>34484583
>that pic
literally %100 correct, it's scary

>>34485574
what is this from, what test?

>>34486360
http://similarminds.com/personality_tests_index.html#.WI1mnMtOnqA
Click on Big 5 Short Test

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>>34483247
>INTP people percieve time in almost exactly Pi seconds intervals.

Source on that?

>>34486387
Says I'm ISTP even though every other test says I'm INTP and ISTPs are completely different from INTPs

>tfw intp-a who met intp-t qt from work

I love her so much. We're not anything yet but I'm very direct and honest with her and she loves it. Everyone we knows tells us we're very similar snd we call each other autists.

>>34485570
I also want to witness a thermonuclear detonation irl, sometimes I watch test footage for an hour or two thinking about what it's like to die in an atomic blast.
>>34483959
Kendrick is GOAT

>>34474622
ENTP here. Basically I like to talk and have a weird sense of humor that includes obscure references. Arguments and debate are pretty enjoyable, you're always thinking of different viewpoints and how to poke wholes in someone's argument. People don't seem to "get" me a lot of the time though, a lot of what I say just seems to fly over their heads. Life as an ENTP is this weird middle ground between being a normie and a total sperg.

>>34478818
Excluding introverts, ENTPS are on the less Chad end of the spectrum.

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>ISTP

what the fuck are we supposed to do. not suited for being a basement dweller and not suited for the repetitiveness of wagecuckery either.

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any other INFP trannies?

a-at least the emotional shit is more accepted in girls

>>34487430
yes. life suxxxxxxxxxxxxx
t.>>34482540
>>34481913

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>>34487514

have you been able to find anything to motivate you to do something you are indifferent towards?

need to get more disciplined or something idk

gl with intp qt!

>>34487634
intp qt desu.
i don't care about living in a mess with like just dying in my chair alone, but i wanna do anything i can for him....

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Wut this mean? Is me genius?

>>34487430
yess, feel a lot more confident and everything makes sense now. feel as if I'm a better person

>>34474092

I wish they would remake NGE frame-by-frame, don't really care about the rebuilds since unlike the series they are confusing for the sake of being confusing and fell a lot like anno trying desperately to not be the one-trick-pony he always was

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>tfw ISTJ
I just want to live peacefully lads

>>34470420
INTJ. Why are we classified as sociopaths?

>>34488685
>ISTJ

Same here.

>>34471863
There are loads of INTJs on /r9k/, it's one of the most common results here

who here ESTP?