You are at a sports game and the kiss cam pans to you.

Start crying and run out of the arena because of my crippling anxiety.

>>34506826
>Being at a stadium
>Being in any kind of public congregation at all

Top normie

>>34506826
Turn red af, and wait for the other person to make the next move

>>34506826
Pretend to not notice

try to suck myself

>>34506826
>at a sports game

Unless I'm being held prisoner, that's not happening.

>>34507061
Were it a weeaboo convention though ...

>>34506826

throw up my hood

then pull out my 9

>not kissing your mother
This is too easy.