dear magic conch, will I ever get a girlfriend?

>>34506501
Not with that trip.

If I get dubs then I will get a gf (female) that isn't a whore.

Oh plz magic conch let me get a good bowl of spaghet.

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>>34506501
If i roll dubs, OP will never get laid, not even in his dreams. Every dream you shall have from henceforth will remain dry and never wet.

>>34507833
Congratz, looks like you get a bowl of spaghetti. Good job on wasting your dubs.

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>>34508445
>one off from trips
time to follow your trap friend

Can I get a Tomoko gf?

>>34508945
No, but I will.
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