I have a date in less than an hour!

age, height, what does she look like, how did you meet

Wear a banana hammock and nipple clamps.

Very easy Op

Step 1. Just be yourself! :)
Step 2. Dress in flame clothing
Step 3. Compliment her and be a gentleman!
Step 4. Buy her whatever she wants!
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Step 5. Ask her for a stroll in the park
Step 6. Take her to a nearby alley and GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY YOU FUCK

24, 5'8", cutie blonde, online - texted a lot and then talked for about an hour last night on the phone.

>>34506481
Calm down, take a shower, make sure you smell decent, and don't be an autist.

yes, r9k is the perfect place for dating advice.

>>34506558
should I brush my teeth?

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>>34506565
well I'm a robot and this is my first date! reee!

>>34506554
K. She is comfortable with you from the phone call.

> Deep breaths into your belly.
> Smile, not in an autistic way, just smile and be happy for yourself
> Shower, decent clothes.
> If you're paying: when the waiter comes, you talk first, order what you want, and then order for her.
> For above: find out what she wants first duh. In a non autistic manner.
> Small talk - normal mode: what you find fun
> Small talk - expert mode: get her talking about herself
> Touch her gently during dinner -0 sitting besides her is best, but formal dining is across.

>>34506621
Oh and if you want me to hand hold you post your ph# and I'll txt you if you need help or some shit tonight, player in your pocket i guess

>Having a first date at a restaurant

Lol you fucked up. Enjoy burning through 100$ tonight and maybe get a hug

>>34506727
Let's cut him some slack anon. I think he's new. It's still workable if they can bounce to drinks afterwards and a walk.

>get to know each other
Talk about one another. Be interested in what she does, don't be condescending to her and be in a good mood. Smile, listen to when she's saying stuff and build conversation off of that. People love talking about themselves, show her that you're interested by allowing her to do so.

>dress well
Wear clean clothes that fit you. A well ironed buttoned up shirt always works, looks clean and looks like you give shit. Shower, brush your teeth, floss, wear deodorant and preferably a light touch of cologne, style your hair in a way that you think looks good on you.

>be yourself
You're on this date because you want to be with this girl. Don't lie, don't exaggerate the truth and be honest. Don't mistake "being honest" with telling her shit like jet fuel can't melt steel beams. And if she doesn't like it, that's her problem and her loss. You don't wanna be with someone who doesn't like you anyway.

I wouldn't have gone to a real restaurant on a first date. Now you have to sit through a meal together that you will likely pay for. Protip for next time: just go for coffee or drinks. It's more relaxed and if one of you leaves, you won't leave the other one alone with two dinner plates with the entire restaurant looking at you and feeling sorry for you.