Guys my fucking 16 year old Stacy sister found my makeshift poop-protector

>>34506354
>Sister found the poop protector

w-what is a poop protector

Poop protectinger xd??? What de fugg

>>34506489
>>34506502

It's this plastic mould I made of my butt, thighs and balls that helps spread my cheeks and protects my balls and ass from any water splashback

>>34506533
how does one make a poop protector

>>34506553
I got a few cm thick plastic board that was big enough, heated it and made it into the shape of my spread ass with a hole for shit

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the fuck is going on here? poop protector? the fuck kind of toilet situation you got going on there? Never in my wildest dreams...

>>34506622
I just get so frustrated trying to shit so I made what I call the poop protector to help out

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>>34506647
is this your first p.proc, or have you gone through seveal iterations thru the years?

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>>34506647
just post a picture of the poop protector, you moron

>>34506674
I had a couple of other contraptions too, none that work as well as the poop protector

>>34506709
I can't my parents made me throw it out because apparently a grown man isn't allowed to be creative and inventive

OP you best not be lyin about that poop protector. Post pics NOW.

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>>34506744
don't lie and pretend like you hadn't already photographic the pooprotector previously for posterity. Also, have you thought about a kickstarter? You could sell a lot of these with a good infomercial

>>34506756
>>34506802


When I decide to make a new one (I'm gonna call it PPV2) I'll make a video of the process and post it here

>>34506865
deliver PPV2 OP!

Back in my day it was all about the finger box. Now you get shit like poop protectors. It's like someone went full retard.

>>34506941
Ayyyyyyyy finger boxes were the shit. Those were the days.

>>34506897
I dont know when it will happen, just when I find the right design and materials.

But I promise PPV2 will be a masterpiece and I'll make sure fucking stupid family doesn't touch it

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>>34507045
yea man, your family sounds like a bunch of weirdos

>>34507185
They say they want to support me and shit when I feel bad but when I get bad hallucinations and delusions they just brush me off and tell me to shut up.

I can't wait to off myself, but i feel so bad because they're still family and I dont want to fuck their lives up even more by killing myself.

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>>34507253
that's easy man, just off them before you off yourself, and they won't even know you died

>>34507253
Aww, that's sad to hear, Anon. The general population doesn't understand mental illness. They either brush it off at nothing, or they fear it go the point of ostrasizing those suffering with it. I know it sux, but pls don't kill yourself. It's way harder than it looks, and it's not worth it overall.

>>34506533
Put 5 square of toilet paper in water before shit. You won't get splash.

You're welcome

>>34507338
The seat doesn't give sufficient cheek spreadage though. I'm not a fat guy or anything I just like a good spread when I'm taking a dump you know

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>>34506354
Lmao poop protector
Post pic op please

>>34507577
I already said in the thread I had to get rid of it

>>34507916
Why didn't you post it here when you first got this thing?

>>34508243
I didn't think it was anything worth sharing, and I figured plenty of people will make similar devices to make every day life a little easier

>>34508277
you are possibly the only person in the entire world to do that

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>>34506354
This place makes a new autism every day

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>poop-protector

Oh look, it's a bunch of newfags and roleplayers responding to a Redditor's r/4chan thread.