Oh hey they wagies. On the way to work? Don't mind me, I'm

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>>34517643
sh-shut up u-u useless leach

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Put me out of this misery, Pepe. I hate waking up.

>Mr noseberg

top kek

>>34517673
Why are you not living the neetlife anon

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>>34517643

Tell them, brother. Their TPS reports aren't going to finish themselves; Mr. Hebrewstein needs more caviar and champagne.

>>34517643
Cute comfy neet Pepeposter.

>work groups, to become more efficient, and profitable
>Company becomes more efficient and profitable
>No bonus or payrise again

How is this possible? I left my last job because of this shit. Am due a payrise and bonus in April though because of this.

How can that be legal though?

>>34517643
>Oh was that your bus? Next one is in half an hour? Better pay for a taxi then or you'll be late and deducted pay

lol what fucking job is this. Literally nowhere have I worked where this is a thing

>>34518305
Allot of wagies get public transport to work.

Is that too hard to understand?

>>34517643
>At work
>Browse r9k anyway
I may not love my job but I do love how laid back it is

>>34518415
Not that bit you dolt, the fact that you'll get pay deducted if you're late

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>>34517932
>how can that be legal
You're not entitled to bonuses or pay rises. They don't have to give you either one.
The only thing they have to do is raise your wage if to meet minimum wage, if that goes up.

If you have a problem with not receiving a bonus or payrise then tell them. Tell your boss or your HR department. And then start looking for a new job.

>>34518448
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38795537/boohoocom-staff-in-trouble-for-smiling-investigation-finds

Read that and prepared to be btfo

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>>34517643
This and +1 and upvote and like and same and word and I agree and I approve and plus one and IAWTP.

>>34517643
>tfw your boss hires someone to do 1/4th of your job for 5x the salary

>>34517643
I love these threads because it shows NEETs have never worked and don't know jobs outside of movies. Enjoy waking up at 4 pm and browsing trap porn for 6 hours.

Monday wagecuck threads are the best.

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>>34517837
I'm not lucky enough for neetlife to choose me, sadly. I fucking despise forcing myself awake, shoving food down my throat, showering with ice cold water, put up with shit public transport and make up awkward excuses to avoid my nosy coworkers just to do meaningless bullshit work.

Might have to end it soon, lads.

>>34518749
>Enjoy waking up at 4 pm and browsing trap porn for 6 hours.
Are you attempting to imply that I will not enjoy this lifestyle? Poor wagie, indoctrinated so thoroughly into believing that wageslaving brings happiness at all, much less when compared to the leisurely life of a NEET.

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>>34518838
The horrifying thought is that I basically have to force myself to do this for almost my whole life.

Why?

what will neets do when their parents die or kick them out?

>>34517643

Shut up moot, luggage cuck.

>>34518882
The government (AKA your tax money, wagecuck) will be forced to support us if we're not lucky enough to inherit. The grand ol US of A would never let a good boy like me go wanting when there are plenty of wagies to support me :^)

>>34518909
But neetfriend, disability is not enough money to live on alone. And you'll be dropped if they think you aren't attempting to look for work. What then?

>>34518838
If you go the homeless route you can get by on so little work. No bills means all you need is money for food or a source of food that doesn't cost money. Homes are massively overrated. Tents and warm clothes and public buildings do the same thing.

>>34518931
>disability is not enough to live on alone
You forget, poor, misinformed wagecuck, that not only will I get disability, but social security, and housing, and free public transit, and food stamps and and and....the list goes on because you so graciously donate some of your money to me every single payday. Thanks! By the way, is there anything you'd like me to experience for you while you're at work today? I have nothing but time and your money to waste, after all!

>>34518971
>is there anything you'd like me to experience for you while you're at work today?
A fulfilling relationship with another person. Can you?

>>34517643
>>34517669
I never understood why you falseflag to start the thread. You b8 anons without it just fine.

>>34518971

No problem, no one would want you in a position of responsibility. Society actually gets a net gain from keeping you out of the work force. Sit back, and enjoy!

>>34518971
>that not only will I get disability, but social security, and housing, and free public transit, and food stamps and and and.

b-b-but Neetie! Signing up for and maintaining your status in all those programs, sounds almost like *GASP* ...work!

>>34519011

this. Getting those benefits take a lot of time and work

>>34518993
I'm actually a NEET because I live with my girlfriend of 8 years and I'm on medical disability. Life is significantly better than you could even imagine. I'd probably be a normie if I took the time to foster any relationships other than my romantic one, but I prefer staying home and shitposting all day until she comes home and we watch documentaries (I'd recommend Blackfish, really entertaining) and play designer boardgames I purchase with your money (Kemet is a great game and, despite what some people say, I think it scales great from 2-5 players). So yes, my waged and cucked friend, I can, have, and will continue to do so. The real question is with your work load, can you?

Jokes on you, I've had the last fror days off, called in sick today, and have tomorrow off.

>>34518882
Most neets would just die. They would slip through the cracks and die of exposure.

jokes on you, I just got home! I'm on night shift!

>>34519011
>>34519025
Nope, medical disability was a phone interview because I was injured on the job (thank the lord!) and all the other ones were handled by my case worker (again, thanks former job). Yep, I was handed the NEET life and I am never, ever going back.

>>34519002
Op here. That wasn't me. Not sure how you came to that conclusion

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>>34519037
>girlfriend
>of 8 years

>>34519037
>she's out "partying" while crippled Anon is at home alone playing Kemet by himself

>>34519037
But neetie, what will you do when your gf starts fucking her boss to get a promotion/keep her job?

>>34519037

doesn't the overwhelming smell of other men's semen when she comes home turn you off at all?

>>34519059
What are they chewing?

>>34519070
>starts

I would love nothing more than for Trump to round of all of the NEETs and execute them. Be wary NEETs, you're time is coming to an end. After your welfare is revoked, you'll be asking for death while roaming the cold streets.

>>34519059
Yep
>>34519061
As long as she keeps paying the bills!
>>34519070
As long as she keeps paying the bills!
>>34519075
As long as she keeps paying the bills!

Oh wagies, you want so badly for me to feel insecure but you have to realize it has been far too long for me to care. I have no worries whatsoever other than maybe Chad is impaling my woman as we speak. And you know what, I'd still have to worry about that if I were a wagie. So why let it bother me? If you think your roastie will only let you into her pure body then you are quite mistaken. So I'd rather be a cucked NEET than get cucked by my woman and my boss and the government (taxes). So please wagecucks, try harder if you want to troll me.

But I know what the real problem is: You are so impossible envious that you NEED to believe there is something horrible in my life. Sorry, poor, gently, submissive wageslaves. I haven't had a bad day in 4 years. In fact, I can't remember the last time I had a complaint. Do you want to talk for a while longer, or do you have work to do?

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>>34519129
>neeties unironically admit to letting themselves get cuckolded
you can't make this shit up

>>34519046
Less pay, wagie. Poor little guy...
>>34519053
You don't even get to sleep when you should. Plus, having a social life is harder for you than the average wagie! Poor little guy...

>>34519153
>repeating the cuck meme
Oh poor wagie. Years of bowing to social pressures have taught you to find comfort in routine. Perhaps one day you will find a way out of the ruts you now occupy. Until then just know I am living enough for the both of us!

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>>34519129
Jesus, this guy has been cucked already and he knows it.
Like not even memeing this guy's girlfriend routinely has sex with other men

>>34518882
I'm a NEET and I will inherent over 950k worth of money and assets when my mother dies. Mad wagecuck? I'll have more money in a few years than you will ever make in 2 lifetimes.

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>>34519173
>neetie continues to defend literally actually legitimately unironically being cuckolded

>>34517643
>Don't mind me, I'm just having my usual morning stroll to pick up the newspaper. I think I might walk to the park and enjoy nature as intended.
>leaving your house as a NEET
shameful

>>34519174
>>34519182
>still parroting other wagies
Poor guys, you've forgotten that outside of the workplace conforming is not necessary. Can you remember what it feels like to think for yourself? How it feels to not worry about HR policies and societal pressures preventing you from doing things that are exciting and unpredictable? Or are you so far down the rabbit hole that you fear being an individual?

>>34519129
That's tragic, bro. But as long as you're happy in your denial.

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>>34519219
>neetie calls wagies "wagecucks" when he is literally being cucked as we speak and is OKAY WITH IT

>>34519153
>they live a lifestyle that would make me unhappy
>THEREFORE THEY SHOULDN'T ENJOY IT AND THEY SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT IT
Who gives a fuck how someone lives as long as they're satisfied with it?

>>34519219
It has nothing to do with conforming. I just wouldn't like my gf fucking other dudes.

You seem to admit to know that she is in fact fucking other dudes, after all, why would she feel attracted to some crippled slob who has been spending all day stewing in his own juices and playing board games?

Man, I can't imagine the indignity of putting up with that crap because you KNOW that you would never find someone else to like you because you are disgusting.

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>>34519303
>th-there's nothing wrong with being a cuckold, it's just a lifestyle choice and it makes me happy!

>>34519312
I mean, at least if he were a cuckold by choice I could understand that, but this guy is a cuckold out of need and desperation.

>>34519328
I think that's actually worse

>>34519275
>>34519280
The envy is so apparent, my dear, simple wageslaves. Let me ask, have you ever even had the opportunity to be cucked? Has a woman ever even cared enough about you for you to have formed a bond that could potentially be used against you? Or are you all so tied up with making the juden shekels that you just tell yourself anyone with a meaningful relationship must be cucked so you don't feel so bad about not even having someone remotely interested in you? Don't worry, I won't tell.

In fact, I'll gladly take your ridicule. You need to imagine me having an unhealthy relationship so that you feel ok with your own lives. You need to release your frustration on me so that you can feel superiority rather than shame and sorrow. And I will gladly bear that burden for you. In this way I am your savior, your Christ. And I will gladly lay myself down for you all because I know that at the end of the day, you all live very sad, very unfulfilling lives. And my life is so great, so carefree, that if I can help you feel just a little better better about your slave-like existence, I will gladly do it.

For you.

>>34519328
I don't think anyone chooses to be a cuckold. They get brainwashed by memes and porn or tricked into it by a cruel and manipulative gf/wife.

>>34519305
>>34519312
>>34519328
>>34519337
please see here, my good sirs and/or madams
>>34519348

>>34519312
>>34519328
>>34519337
>>34519352
You guys are missing the point. He doesn't necessarily want to be a cuckold, but he gets to enjoy a woman paying for all his shit AND he gets to fuck her. Even if he hates being a cuck it doesn't spoil everything else for him.

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>>34519348
>neetie is still writing entire novels trying to justify being a dictionary definiton cuckold

>>34519409
I just don't see how he can try to take the highground then

NEETs talk about wagies being slaves and not having dignity, etc, and they call them "wagecucks"

but here we have a NEET who is a straight up real cuck, saying "i-it's okay to be cucked as long as it lets me live"

the NEET and the wagie are revealing themselves to be two sides of the same coin

the wagie gets metaphorically cuckolded by his job
and the NEET gets literally cuckolded by his partner

>>34519409
He's saying he would be okay with it. I wonder what else he would be okay with. Would he be fine with his gf inviting one of her lovers to live with them? Would he be okay having threesomes with them, where he has to dress like a girl and get fucked?

>>34519415
>he still thinks i find this insulting
Oh you poor, simple man. One day you will realize that typing "entire novels" is fun to a NEET. It's enjoyable to know that the long time it takes for you to read and respond cuts into the very short amount of time you have to yourself. You choose to give me your attention. You refuse to do something to better yourself and instead give yourself to me, like a hooker in heat.

And here I am, wallowing in my spoils. Here I am controlling your emotions, one of the few things you can possibly have control over, by just typing a bit more than most people here do.

Oh gentle wagecucks, when will they learn? Perhaps if you put your energy toward bettering yourself you'd be able to stop working. But the idea of not working scares you, doesn't it? You would feel useless, because right now your whole self worth is based on making money for other people so they can be comfortable. But don't cry, wagie. You look so ugly when you cry.

>>34519483
Does your gf make you prep the bull? Or does he come already prepped?

Do you do the laundry to clean his cumstains out of your bed, or does doing laundry too closely resemble a job?

>>34519470
You could just ask, simple wagie.

>>34519483
>no you don't understand
>being a cuckold actually makes me BETTER than you!

you're cheaper than Netflix, anon

>>34519500
Here's a legitimate question: Do you actually believe there is no chance a girl would not cheat on a NEET? Is your world view that limited? I guess I forgot how close-minded people can be when they are not well traveled. Being a NEET I travel to exotic places often, and forget that the average wagie gets limited vacation time. Quite sad, truly.

>>34519524
Why did you dodge my question?

I just wanna know. Does the bull come prepped or unprepped?

>>34519511
Oh my, you just simply are not able to imagine a world where a man gets to live a simple, carefree life. I'm sorry life is so hard for you wagie, but I can assure you shitposting here will not improve your situation. Are real hobbies just too expensive for you?

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>>34519483
orriginaliarino

>>34519552
Here's a secret: There is no bull. I know you won't believe me, and that's fine. It's just too much for you to imagine that not every NEET is lonely. I don't blame you, I had to tell myself lies all the time when I was a wagie. I can only hope you get to feel the way I do one day.

>>34519580
>There is no bull.
Ah, so they don't do it at your place. Makes sense, I guess.

>>34519595
Aw, poor guy couldn't even comprehend what he read. It's ok wagie, your workplace might have a tuition payment program so you can finally brush up on your reading ability. Of course, that would mean less time to socialize. But it appears as though you wouldn't be able to handle being around real people anyway. Sitting in front of a computer and only hearing voices over the phone will do that to you.

There's an odd paradox I've experience recently.

I've been "married in" to a wealthy family - wealthy enough that they could live in luxury for basically infinite generations by just casually playing the stock market, as indeed the retired ones do - and within their social circles, you are literally required to become famous, write a book, have a byline, get jailed for rioting for something political, etc, all before the age of 30.

I come from the middle of fucking nowhere, where if you live off welfare, everyone pats you on the back and passes the joint, because fuck, you're probably the best off compared to the others who work at fucking McDonald's and hate it.

So my question is, oh wise and noble neets, why the fuck is it that the poor are encouraged to stay trash, and the infinitely rich who literally have no excuse to clog up the job market with their prettyboy asses will always be the editor in chief of the fucking Atlantic?

Why do people want money if apparently having it just makes you want to work harder and make your life more droll and depressing?

Op here

Just to confirm the cucked neet is not me.

>>34519673
But anon, all NEETs are cucked. Your ambassador has confirmed it.

>>34519665
>what are connections
This was a really bad attempt by you to ruffle some jimmies. Sorry that you are so unfulfilled that you feel the need to put others down, anon.

>>34519687
Nope, I'm in not such situation, therefore cannot be sexually cucked.

Wagies are cucked anyway, Mr noseberg wouldn't have it any other way , but young still return for a daily cucking in return for a small allowence, after paying me of course

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>>34519673
I think it's clear that the Wagies won this battle in the NEETs Vs Wagies war

>>34519687
>being this angry about having to work
Sorry, anon. Maybe if you stopped shitposting and started finding your own sugar mama you wouldn't have to be so bitter.

Better yet, keep working. Work really, really hard. Make a ton of money for yourself and your bosses so that when you all move up a tax bracket I can afford to get all the expansions I still need for Kingdom Death: Monster.

Thanks, wagie. And if telling yourself that NEETs are cucked makes you work harder, I'll gladly tell you what you need to hear.

>>34519707
>allowence
Jeez, neetie. I know you've been out of school for a long time, but come on. You've got free time, why not take some classes? Reading 100 at the local community college has some spots left, I'm sure.

If that neet wishes to be cucked, that's fine. Some people get off on that.

You see, he's able to broaden his mind , while you fap to porn hub in the toilets on your 10 minute lunch break

>>34519732
>he's able to broaden his mind
Cuckolding confirmed for the thinking NEET's fetish. Good to know.

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>>34517643

wageslave here

was on the floor laughing cause its all true the way you talk

I'm saving so i can get out of this life

Really, i get so fucking mad when i see wagies talking about how their lives have meaning and shit

These fucker dont have 1/6 what i have saved but they still talk shit

Neet life is MUCH better than wageslave life.

Wagies just want to brag to their social circle and to have a chance with the vaginal jew thats why they work like fags

>>34519708
see over herrrrr
>>34519726

>>34519374
>>34519744
>r-read my posts, PLEASE!
I don't think I will.

ITT: wagies getting and staying BTFO. Will they ever learn?

>no.

>>34519749
And here you are, not only reading them, but linking to them! Can you imagine me, a humble NEET, being worth so much of your attention? After all, they have put a price on your time, haven't they wagie? Don't worry poor guy, I know reading can get stressful for you because generally getting news is bad for you. All those bills and memos and emails. I can only imagine how intimidating seeing the written word can be for you!

>>34519738
I actually made it all up. Learnt the lingo off the actual neet poster.

The only cucks here is everyone else for going along with it. I've been very bored at work today and thought we needed a wagies thread. It's worked.

You've all been cucked. I'm sure some admin can confirm I'm op.

Glad you got a laugh though

>>34518946
>If you go the homeless route you can get by on so little work. No bills means all you need is money for food or a source of food that doesn't cost money. Homes are massively overrated. Tents and warm clothes and public buildings do the same thing.

lol maybe in the South, but where I live you would die in a tent during the winter, we had -28 degree weather here a month ago.

>>34519774
>wagies trying to save face
>begging admins because appealing to authority is all they know
Poor guy, you sound very confused!

>>34519129
disgustingly beautiful bait

>>34519817
it's hard to tell bait from reality with NEETs, they're essentially caricatures anyway

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>>34519708


Yea noh fag

Just go there work more for another to cuck you

Yes i'm a wageslave i know they are right faggot cuckslave

>>34519829
>this is what wagies need to believe

>>34519815
Na I actually made it up. I just like these threads.

I'm just not sure how else to prove its me. We should get accounts or something

>>34519829
this guy is meming it up way too hard nkt to be a troll

Anyway threads like this always make me realize that I still have some fighting spirit left in me. I will not give up (yet)

>>34519865
>he appeals to authority
>wants accounts
Wagie, you just....y-you've gone....full normie!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34519891
I'm not sure what your getting at now.

Please suck my cock though

>>34519903
please present it

>>34519910
I'm at work, maybe later?

>>34519924
>I'm at work
>later?
Nope, that's a deal breaker.

>>34519348
>NEET thinks he can lead a happy, fulfilling life

Leisure and free time will never be fulfilling if you don't have anything to rest from. True happiness can only be achieved by hard work. A man with a purpose is a happy man. I'm sorry you don't know this feeling, and I hope you get to experience it one day. I think you deserve to be happy.

>>34519940
n-no I'll never grow out of hedonism! I won't kill myself when I'm 40!

I DON'T WANNA GROW UP I WANNA BE A TOYS R US KID

>>34519939
Are you the guy that didn't believe I'm op

Do people here actually think im a neet

Neets are just a meme.

>>34519940
That's what I used to believe when I was a wagie. Maybe it just works for me because I was a wagie for a long time. Either way I can assure you I find plenty of pleasure and plenty of joy in my life. I know you don't want to believe it, but don't give up the dream of one day being a NEET yourself. I promise you, it's worth it.

>>34520008
G B M

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>>34519940
what if this world doesn't want me to participate?
people always tell me to apply myself yet I fail every time I try to

They reject me AND want to make me feel bad about being rejected AND want to laugh at me if I try to get better. There is just no way out

>>34520086
Don't worry about what the material world and it's followers want anon. The spiritual realm is friendly to NEETs, as there is no currency in whatever lies beyond (especially if it's nothing). You are wanted, just maybe not yet.

>>34517643
Oh hey, NEET. Got off work 4 hours ago, signed a new contract that I'll start with a week from now, and got paid 2000$ upfront. Gonna deposit them because I've been eying a sweet 2003 Subaru Impreza STI
Washed my 2011 Polaris Ranger RZR 800 too, was covered in mud when I went offroad tracking with it
Worked out for a bit, made dinner, and gonna go buy Doom in a bit, and gonna look for some PC parts since I'm out
And still have some time to come back & enjoy the game with some whiskey.
Oh, you spent your day being bored? That's not really healthy, not for your physical nor your mental health, anon.

>>34520110
I'm sick of waiting for a purpose m8
I tried being the hero leaving home and going on adventures, I really did. I'm sick of carrying the emptiness with me. I'm sick of being carried back half beaten to death.
Where is the outside I was promised

>>34517643
How come you people always post about how much selfloathing you have and how miserable you feel?
I personally love that my job is the same as my hobby. I could live without daily team meetings but hey that's life

>>34518448
Folks with no skills get paid by the hour so if they are late they lose pay. MY st NEETs have no skills so they dont umderstand how salaried jobs work.

>>34517643
I'm gonna tell you for the hundredth time: joke's on you, i'm a househusband

>>34520296
Wagies will just claim you're getting cucked. All they've been doing to me and I'm basically in the same boat.

>>34520194
That was your mistake, believing their promises. You need to find happiness in yourself. How? By knowing yourself. Sounds like some self help shit but it's true. Find that one thing that makes you happy or even just content and do nothing else.

>>34520336
Wagies like this>>34520132 are the ultimate cuckolds.

Why are wagies so ragie today? Is it because there's so much in life that they'll never be able to experience due to their job lowering their life expectancy as we speak?

>>34519415
At this point I feel like you're just baiting responses. Again, who the fuck cares how someone lives as long as they enjoy it? They aren't living to impress you. Maybe they don't need affirmation from others.

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>>34520372
>>34520132

Haha, not tied to anyone. But I'm content enough to live the next 20 or even 30 years like this.
That's how Robots should do it
work for a few years then finds a nice, quiet place they can live in where no one will bother them.

>>34520336
Of course i'm a cuck, but at least i dont work.

>>34517643

>not knowing how being a salaried employee works

What is the point of these threads anyway?
It is always the same people, arguing about the same shit, using the same tired old points.

>>34520638
>Being this mad and ragie

>>34520583
Being this salaried into cuckoldry

>>34520638
that's literally all of 4chan

the best thing is that an influx of newfags somehow makes it even worse worse

>>34519129

>thinks cuckoldry is normal

>doesnt realize that the only reason his gf is fucking other dudes behind his back is because he has zero desireable qualities and she's just with him still because she's comfortable

>>34519177
Do you actually think that money will last you a lifetime? I'm 21 and on course to make 150k after taxes in the next year, and that's just the start. I'm even working from home on my own schedule, and literally travelling internationally on private jets when I'm not. I'll also be able to sleep at night knowing I'm accomplishing something, which is a great feel you'll never understand :)

>>34517643
>NEETs
>Going for walks in the park
Stop the memes, I know you're more miserable than I am.

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>implying I dont work from home
>implying my family doesnt own a business so I get to do fuck all
>implying I didnt make $130k last year
>implying anyone will believe me

Everything I said is 100% true. Im sitting here in sweatpants doing fuck all. It's the best of both worlds. I get a lot of money and I get to hang around my house all day.

Worst Job you guys had?

Mines easily when i did a week with safestyle knocking on doors trying to sell insulation.

Got told to fuck off at least like 40 times and my boss called me a retard for not making a sale in the first week, so i left after that.

>>34520912
Dishwasher at a popular restaurant. Coworkers were nice but the work was stressful as hell, 7 hour shifts with literally no breaks, couldn't even go outside for a smoke.

>>34520885
Looks comfy, I'm
>>34520847
so I believe you

>>34517643

Nope, I'm sitting at work. I'm getting paid hundreds of dollars a day to read your shitty thread. How does that make you feel?

>>34520655
>Being this much of a poorfag

>>34520847
I have a hard time believe you got a 150k job without your parent's help, how do you even feel good about yourself knowing you had help getting you where you are?

>>34523012
t. McDonald's fry cook

>>34523122
close, im a dishwasher. At least I know my success will be built on my own hard work rather than the had work of others.

Them feels when it's pay day Thursday and you have $1500 coming like every 2 weeks. Working from home living the neet life making more money in 2 weeks then neets make all month.