You wake up tomorrow with a superpower, along with 5% of the

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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parental_Selection

>find a pregnant black woman
>turn any stacy that annoys me into the baby's mother
>mfw she tries to hide her black baby to avoid public shaming

best thing is, nobody can even find out it was me

>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freeze_Vision

>go to fancy restaurants
>freeze peoples' food to make them think the place is bad
>charge competitors to help ruin reviews
>profit

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reversal

This is one of the biggest wildcards ever.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Gravity

I think I'll be pretty set to bully most dorks

>Criminology Intuition
>The user possesses incredible skill in crime organizations and criminal activities. Using this ability, they can perform such feats as always getting away with committing crimes and organizing a series of criminal activities to maintain high illegal income to make them wealthy or maintain control of areas through corruption and fraud.
Become a politician.

>>34518746
>absolute condition
I'm going to be a hitman of course, they make crazy money and i can literally do anything

>>34518746
>Penguin Physiology
I'm gonna be a fucking robot in the superhero school as well aren't I

>envy inducement

I can cause envy into peoples

>>34519268
well if you ever wanted a yandere waifu...

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weather_Generation?useskin=oasis

Pretty neat desu.

Boitata Physiology

Turn into a giant fire snake that can breathe fire and make people go insane, sounds fun

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Condition

I assume it's either Peak Human Condition or Absolute Condition. Either is very good. It encompasses a lot of good shit and would make just a bout anyone's life way better. Endless applications.

>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Arsenal

>I will destroy ISIS.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Energy_Manipulation
I AM THE FUCKING STRONG
nobody can beat me now

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I didnt ask for /a/ shit
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragonman_Physiology

but turning into a dragon is pretty fucking cool

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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feline_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Fuck.
Fucking catman fuck.

>>34519326
why isn't there a JoJo thread like this? stands are so wack and fun plus normies can't see them

Boku no hero is shit and I don't see why people love it so much. Calling it the next naruto is so off base

Meta Space-Time Absorption

User can absorb all time and space, while removing them from the source, into their body and use it in various ways, gaining some form of advantage, either by enhancing themselves, gaining the drained power, using it as power source etc., either temporarily or permanently.

Unlike normal Space-Time Absorption, the user can absorb isolated and locked timelines.

GG I'm OP

>>34519414
I was under the impression that it's a long-ass shounen but apparently it has like 13 episodes? I much prefer that format.

>>34519426
The manga is ongoing. Season 2 is greenlit. They most likely learned their lesson from the one pieces and narutos as how they always always always eventually run into filler. Also most anime now a days are 12/13 EPs. 26 EP seasons are getting rarer and 50+ simply don't exist anymore. The anime industry is tanking and has to pump out shit like crazy to keep up

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>GLaDoS (Portal)
>Jarvis (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
>Ultron (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

>Achieve Immortality
>Singularity.
>Transcendence

Actually the best.

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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Exoskeleton

I'm the iceman, nigga, someone tell maverick & goose

>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frigokinetic_Creature_Creation?useskin=oasis

I guess I make an ice golem gf.
And an army of ice servants to go earn money for me while I be a lazy bastard.

>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Pillar_Projection
Guess it can be pretty cool to fuck someone's day up by putting them 1000 feet in the air.

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>>34519149
FUCKING LUCKY LITTLE SHIT.

>>34519467
I kind of prefer shorter, various shows than long-ass sagas. Excluding JoJo because it deserves respect and recognition

>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Presence_Manipulation

so i can make things and myself disappear? easy rob banks and assassinations that's good money right?

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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Repulsion
Oh look! I already have this power!

>>34518746
>Got that one power of the japanese mouth youkai girl scizzor
>Instead get Psionic

I'd use my superower to engage in coitus with females...that's about it...I'd probably not use it for much more

>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Filtering
I'm overpowered

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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enlightenment

>Already achieved it

>>34519551
I've been thinking of starting JoJo, any recommendations where to start?

>>34519657
The two first parts are quite different than the rest, because of no stands. I'd still recommend to go in the release order because Parts 1 and 2 aren't too long, and maybe you'll enjoy it. It definitely gets more weird with time!

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Manipulation

Fucking win. I am the most powerful non godly powered superhuman.

Ultimate shapeshifting, cloning, creation of weapons and armor, hivemind, ultimate healing, immortality. I love it.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
>TFW plot of your life sucks

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Berserker_Physiology
Well, this is nice.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Teleportation?useskin=oasis

>Slowly build up list of the identities of the prominent fellow super humans
>teleport back in time to before they had powers/were children or babies and safely eliminate them without endangering myself
>If I get seen or caught I can simply teleport back in time and alter my actions that led to me being caught
>teleport their corpses to some secret location where they will most likely never be discovered
>no one will have any idea that anyone is even being specifically targeted since it will just look like random disappearances without a trace, fellow superhumans wouldn't even know that they're in danger
>mfw I purge the world of superhumans with little to no risk
>no competition
>the world is my oyster
>mfw

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Mimicry

>Kirby-man
Completely OP. I can be whoever I want. Get literally every superponwer I want.

First thing I'd do would be becoming a woman so I could feel a good pair of boobsn al day.

>>34518746
>name severing
Time to kick ass and take names

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>>34519929
You'll have to figure out who I >>34519701 am first, considering I'll be somebody else and a hundred others by the time you look at me.

>>34519969
We have the same power, I just have more. But yours may be stronger. Alliance?

Also, great idea for use. I would do the same.

>>34518746
Wtf is this garbage? Can I go back to being normal?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vegetable_Fairy_Physiology?useskin=oasis

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Effect_Field_Projection

I like this.
I could be the perfect partner in a superhero squad.

>Heal
>Debuff
>Damage

But I would probably just create a bubble that turns everything inside into anime girls.
I would train all my life.

Why would you fight crime when you can enter your magical bubble of escapism.

>Robots are invited.
>We all magical girls now.

>>34518746
I got order immunity, what are some ways I can use this?

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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imp_Physiology
>start out with small shit like tricking people into walking off ledges
>generally giving them false information to fuck up their lives
>one day get bored
>shapeshift into Donald Trump
>fire them nukes boyo
>WW3 and soon after the entire destruction of mankind ensues

>mfw it was just a prank bro :>)

>>34520011
Boobie-alliance all day.

>bloodflow vision.
Whatever, guess i'll become a nurse.

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>>34521405
>not becoming doc who cures ED

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reincarnation_Inducement?useskin=oasis
Heroes never die
>start an underground hospital that revives dead power people, good or bad
>experiment on catgirls, revive if they die
>attempt turning into a qt twink
>when someone cums, revive their penis so they can cum again
Best power

>>34519579
If you train yourself hard enough, you can make thoughts disappear.

>>34518746

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Armor

>bone armor

what in the fuck would I do with this useless ability?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Erasure
>The ability to eliminate the powers of others.
>What do you do with your newfound power?
become a huge dick by removing powers from others

>>34521620
But technically you have a power to remove power. Could you remove your own power?

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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Containment
>The user can transfer and contain/store their own and/or other beings' powers in a specific object/being and/or transfer the stolen abilities to other beings.
Sounds useful. I just take everyone else's powers. I'd probably have to touch to do it though.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serving_Empowerment

J
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Constructs
pretty shit for me, I have bad imagination and no idea how most of the stuff works

>Cryokinetic surfing
>User controls the ice in a way that increases their ability to move and/or maneuver either by granting them abilities they otherwise lack or allowing them to ignore normally needed equipment.

The best thing I can think of is going to Canada and ruining those cuck's ice fishing sessions.

>>34521620
Thank god I will have clones that continue to exist and can spread infection. And if I hit you I can take over your body like an infection and stop your dickish behavior.

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>>34518746

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Mimicry

GET FUCKED BLACKWATCH

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shrinking_Replication

got an army of goons to do my bidding,
the thing is that they only last as long as I keep conscious

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Transformation
Absolutely nothing, I don't want to hurt others

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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Swordsmanship

steal milions from bank accaunts , make robot army , take over the world

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Soul

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Uncertainty_Manipulation

The hell does this even mean
I can make anything appear as long as it is uncertain to everybody??
But once I make it appear/manipulate it, doesn't it become certain to me???
Sounds op m8

>>34522063
It's more complicated. For example you dont know what actually lies behind the doors but you can alter the outcome by imagining the result and opening the doors. It would be absolutely flawless in combat - you could imagine that if other person touches, he will be teleported to the outer space.

>>34518746
>Absolute Access

User can gain access or entry to any location, place or time. They can easily gain access to places that are spatiolocked, temporal locked, spatial-temporal locked, isolated, closed, possibly even omnilocked locations. It doesn't matter where or what the location is, they can always find a way inside.

I'd become a burglar for fucking sure or an assassin.

Become a rockstar and take ALL THE PUSSY FOR MYSELF

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice?useskin=oasis

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I'm an edgy shadowfaggot.

This will surely come in useful after middle school.

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Hippopotamus Physiology

Superpower: Be a fat fuck.

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>>34522205
and then you'll get cold.

>>34518746
Something like colossues. So am damn near invulerable with super strength.

Would be a super hero no doubt.

Helping people and fighting crime. Form a superhero justice league that is for the betterment of mankind.

>>34522231
I already got that one
Am I a super hero?

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>Writing area
>I can write on things

Are you fucking kidding me right now? My super power is writing? Jesus fucking Christ.

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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychosis_Inducement

I have no hope to be anything but a villain

>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Hastening

>can accelerate future events
>accelerate the production and spread of futuristic technology
>if people try to kill me, I can accelerate their time to the moment of their deaths (unless they're truly immortal)
>try to accelerate my time to the loss of my virginity
>it the loss of my virginity is fated never to happen, I accelerate the eventual supernova of the sun
>goodbye world

>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relationship_Identification
What the fuck is the point of this? I am literally useless

>>34522347
>>34522452
I love how there are a few great superpowers, and tons of shitty useless ones. Just like in real life, your unique personal talents are usually totally useless.

>>34521693
Fucking all for one over here

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Missile_Generation

i mean i could be a pretty cool ISIS

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frozen_Surface?useskin=oasis

I'd probably freeze surfaces to cool myself when it's too hot during the summer.

Or I'd ice skate at home or at any other place I wanted.

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>>34518746
I got dark fire combat... which looks cool, but it isn't a very creative super power.

>What do you do with your newfound power?
Spy on random people at night and cause them to spontaneously combust.

I got this stupid shit wtf, can I at least fly?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Destruction?useskin=oasis

I got water repulsion. I can fly or levitate with the help with water. I think I'll be the worlds best fisherman.

5% of the world or just America? I'd go on a killing spree if every other nigger got superpowers.

>>34522803
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Destruction
>The user can destroy everything without limits, from concepts, boundaries and causation, to studies like metaphysics and science.
You can destroy concepts like Chad and Stacy.

bronze mimicry

so i can finally be a statue in the museum

>>34522803
Idk man. That's some spooky shit. You can break the boundary of space to open a new world or just kill everything

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Love_Visage

I'm totally ok with this

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniarch

I'm literally god.

And I will make all robots happier.

>>34522824
I'm not a robot tho, such concept does not exist for me. Besides it wouldn't rustle you guys lol
>>34522847
Or I could destroy this guy lol>>34522896
How would that work? Paradox?

>>34522896
You are still mortal though, as your control only extends to everything around you.

>>34522938
I can dictate my body to be immortal, and it says I rule over all planes of existence, not just around me.

>>34522958
>>34522938
>>34522931
Heres my list of applications

All Lordship Powers
Absolute Command
Army Manipulation
Author Authority
Banishment
Concept Manipulation
Causality Manipulation
Logic Manipulation
Mythic Manipulation
Physical Law Immunity
Physical Law Manipulation
Population Control
Subordination Manipulation
Supreme Voice
Universal Manipulation

>>34522824
You may have absolute destruction but I can still rule over you, bending you to my will to destroy what I want to destroy or don't want you to destroy.

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>>34522931
>I'm not a robot
GET OUT THEN YOU STUPID ROASTIE.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time-Window_Alteration?useskin=oasis

ayy

>>34522995
Omniarch vs Absolute Destruction is a first hit wins fight, if you get to command you win, but if the concept for you gets destroyed you lose.

>>34522995
Yeah but I can destroy the concept or boundaries you place on me.
>>34523007
Im not a girl yet :^)
>>34523024
Probably this, to be frank I would just destroy his ability to control me, I could give a damn what he does to you fags as long as im a free man

>>34523024
How long does it take for him to destroy?

If issuing a simple command like don't destroy anything takes 2 seconds then clearly I would have the advantage. I would know of his existence immediately while he would not know of me immediately.

You cannot destroy when anything I don't want you to destroy.

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>Soul Shield
pls

>>34523080
You could have free condoms everytime you fuck :^)

>>34522995
Also heres my limitations

Limitations
Will not be able to control omnipotent beings.
May not be able to control users of Freedom.
Users of Omnilock are immune.

Is absolute destruction omnipotent or is it just destruction?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Bomb_Generation?useskin=oasis

I'm an even better bakugou. Come at me robots

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_Strike?useskin=oasis
>Sitting at home
>beat shit out of Hillary cuz bored
>nobody could ever know :^)

>>34518746

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holy_Fire_Manipulation

I'm gonna fucking burn everything, the world will be ash.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Boundary?useskin=oasis

feels OP af
guess I can just fucking destroy every 3rd world country

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyroportation?useskin=oasis

good.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Forces_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
The human being has intrinsic malice in him, so... :^)

>>34518746
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metabolism_Acceleration
I have the power of metabolism acceleration, allowing me to make other people loose weight very quickly, potentially starving them to death.
>Create a get rich quick plan and offer to accelerate the metabolism of people who want to be thin if they pay
>If anyone tries to mug me starve them to death
>Find a qt robot bf and help him become a skinny twink with my metabolism powers

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TeTechnomagic

Bow down to your king

>can create as mana nukes as I want using few resources
>amplify their power to be stronger than their originals
>make drones
>equip said drones with nukes
>army of a billion nuclear drones at my disposal
>build a flying U.S aircraft carrier with energy shields and shit
>overpower the world governments
>force the world into an anarchy.
>live the rest of my life as an old wizard watching the world crumble


Too comfy

>>34518746
I have the OP power of progression. It is the power to forward anything to its future or end state. I could kill anyone by moving them continuously forward through time until the universe dies.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Progression
My powers are:
* Accelerated Growth
* Age Acceleration
* Event Order Manipulation
* Evolution
* Plant Growth
* Stage Advancement
* Temporal Healing
* Time Acceleration

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Volcanic_Fields_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I literally get to be this glorious motherfucker. Time to be king.

>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mindscape_Materialization
I create comfy zones where normies disintegrate and robots can be comfy

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angelic_Force_Manipulation
DEUS VULT
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Roar
>Enhanced Roar
>Ability to shout so loud it can blow away objects or shatter eardrums
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE