>female co-worker said she will be my wingman and help me

>>34514599
Keep it up anon! best of luck :)

>>34514599
>female co-worker said she will be my wingman
sorry anon :(

>>34514599
anon you now you cant become a normie no matter how hard you try.

>>34514793
that's a lie though. people are capable to change

>>34514599
>co-worker
NORMIE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34514599
>talking to humans IRL
eww

I thought female wingman were bad?

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>>34514599
>female wingman

This is equal amounts of hilarious and sad.

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>>34516467
he probably gets introduced to her autistic landwhale cousin and has no chance to escape

Are female wingmans good?

>>34514599
I'll see you next week, anon.

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>>34514599
>>female co-worker said she will be my wingman

Haha, ok kiddo

>>34514599
>female wingman
You got cucked, best case scenario is you get stuck with a land whale all night.

Don't listen to these faggots, op. Being seen with a cute girl helps so much

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>>34514599
>Did you see anon? That's what sex looks like. I hope you recorded everything?

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>>34514599

You'll be back once you see what I have seen

There is no hope in normiedom

>>34517676
N.O.P.E
Female wingman practically means charity cases.

>>34514991
Tried going normie once. Didn't realize my autism was the butt of jokes. Still made lots of friends and was kinda "popular". I was "nice". Flirted with lots of girls too, in a joking manner.

;_;

Been there, done that.

>>34518528
No. The PUA Mystery states "Women make the best wingmans because it raises your status when you enter the room. If you neg a female while a female is with you it makes them try to win your favor more. "

enjoy her setting you up with a lard ass

>>34514599

see you in a few weeks when all your coworkers realize you aren't just "quirky" and "shy" but weird as fuck and autistic, stop hanging out with you, and youre back to square one :)

>>34514599
GOOD GET THE FUCK OFF

Why am I not on 7chan most of you people are successful anyway

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>>34514599
see you here next week senpai

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>>34514599
cool story let me know how it feels to go through the meat grinder after women manipulate ,cheat and exploit you. also enjoy your 18 yeas of expensive child support because you have no rights to choosing to becoming a father or being trap in a shitty relationships with a nagging depreciating asset that will look like her ulgy fat mother after a few year.

>>34514599
Inb4 you bungle it and have to quit your job to escape the shame.

You're here forever fampai.
Nice dubs.