"Does size matter?"

>>34515095

>Caring what women at cgl think

>>34515095
Big dicks are scary. I'd rather have someone that came in an attractive way than someone with an above average sized dick.

>>34515121
Stop trying to protect their feelings. Dicklets must bow down before their masters.

I have a hard time taking women seriously who would bash a guy's dick when the moment you criticize their body they whine like babies.

For the record I have a big dick, but I fucking hate roasties.

>>34515137
tfw no big cummies bf

There's literally nothing wrong with having a preference. It's no difference from preferring fat tits or a tight vagina.

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>>34515095

Let me tell you

Does the size of your dick matter to you? Yes? Then it matters

Ask not what matters to women but what matters to you

>>34515095
Careful boy, while we dicklets can't expand dong, we can still make our hands 1 gun longer.

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My friend cheated on her boyfriend because I have a bigger dick than him

>>34515095
of course it matters, but not for the reasons that you think it matters

it's so a bitch can evoke the most jelly in her girlfriends by talking about her bf's big dick

a dick too big fucking hurts. you can't slam a bitch with your balls if it's too long

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>>34515095
It matters to a degree but technique can make up for far more than being average or so. If you're average ish size, you shouldn't have issues so long as you're not a lazy fuck and actually practice a lot.

First time I had sex I came in 6 seconds. She laughed at me and then got mad at me and ranted for like 10 minutes about how I'm terrible. I only got "good" after like 100 times. Only been with the one girl mind you, its funny as shit when I hear someone's slept with like a dozen people only one time each ahahahahahaa

>tfw manlet dicklet brainlet with no money in my wallet
i'm never gonna make it

>>34515155
>I have a hard time taking women seriously who would bash a guy's dick when the moment you criticize their body they whine like babies.

There was a post by Buzzfeed or some other retarded site like that a while ago about how many girls were getting labiaplasty because they felt insecure about their roasties.
The while article was about how you should love your body, that you're perfect the way you are, how tragic it is that young girls are insecure, all that feel-good bullshit.

One of the most popular comments was some fat cunt saying "Only a guy with a tiny dick would make a girl feel bad about her vagina".

>>34515177
But a tight vagina is relative.

Yours isn't tight because of the men you've had in there.

>>34515261
even your wallet is a let

lmao

Of course it fucking matters, I don't see how people can elude themselves that it wouldn't.

I just feel bad I'l never really be able to please a girl.

>tfw nearly 8 inches
>tfw good looking and white

Feels good man.

Fembots, why do you deny your true size queen nature? You were built to take big dick.

Size matters to the extent that if you're above four inches and have a decent circumference, you're a 10/10.
source: me with a boyfriend that I'm guessing has a 4.5-5.0 inch penis, makes me bleed if not enough foreplay. He's more than big enough

>>34515396
>femanon's face when confronted with 10x6 cock

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>>34515095
is it true what they say about girls with man hands?
that they have deep pussies?

pretty sure girl on the left is 8 inches deep

>>34515239
Ive only slept with 6 girls but each was a daily thing over a long period of time. I have been laid probably 330 times per year for 15 years now.


And i still have days when I cum way too fast.

>>34515586
Pussy depth varies depending upon arousal.

Most girls can fit 9+ inches up there if they're sufficiently aroused.

>>34515095
I'd agree that liking big guys makes as much sense as like tight girls; it feels good, obviously. But just like guys can have tiny dicks, women can have huuuuuuuge vaginas. I think stuff like that going unnoticed has led to things like OP's pic, where women with huge vaginas have this complex that men that don't fit are small; because no matter what the guys do to their vaginas(tongue, penis, fingers, tendies), it won't do anything because of the sheer size of it.

>>34515887
they need to come with a warning label or something
"deep pussy do not engage if 7" or less"

>>34515887
Yeah, also remember that a lot of sex with bigger guy/guys tends to:

1) wear out the nerve endings in the vagina.

2) stretch her out to the point smaller men can't please her anymore.

>>34515095
Let this link be the definative answer to that question


http://imgur.com/r/bigdickjoy/new

>>34515920
Is that link NSFW? Pls respond.

>>34515920
But none of those are that big. Has 4chan been lying to me about what women's standards are all along?

>>34515920
how is it meant to answer it? is the point that girls think even medium/small dicks are big? or at least say so? because that's what im getting from the album

>>34515926
>Is that link NSFW? Pls respond.
it's not

>>34515926
Of course it is bruh

>>34515095
To be fair, the women of CGL are all sluts. They represent the average stacie, sure. But who the fuck here is going to try to fuck a stacie?

>>34515926
r9k is already nsfw, why did you even ask?

>>34515095
women at cgl will fuck anybody at a con.

t. i attend cons just to fuck women

>>34515941
Why do you personally like huge dicks. What's the appeal?

>>34515285
My virgin ex had the loosest vagina of all the girls I've been with by far, quit your shitty memes.

>>34515095
Every girl on /cgl/ is horrificly obese

>>34515988
Fembot pls. You're not fooling anyone.

This isn't some bullshit robot talking point like how all non-virgin women are whores. This is attested fact: Women who fuck big dudes on the reg have loose pussies.

>>34516016
>attested fact
>actual scientific evidence shows that having sex doesn't loosen your vagina, lack of exercise can.

haven't you noticed that all the porkers that post their cunts have loose ones? it's because they never do any physical activity and the muscles don't know how to be taut and tight anymore.

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>>34516016
>you how pussies work
Good lord anon. Way to sound like a ducking virgin.

>>34516014
>Every girl on /cgl/ is horrificly obese
lmao
if you believe this you are retarded

>>34516039
>>34516043
I'm not a virgin.

I don't hate women.

I don't resent women for liking big dick (I have a big dick).

I don't resent you for being promiscuous.

But it is a fucking fact that shoving something big down your canal stretches you out. Nothing on earth perfectly preserves its elasticity anon, not even elastic rubber itself.

>>34516135
i've fucked mothers with tighter cunts than 90% of the fat chicks i've slipped my dick in

99% of it is a lack of exercise.

>>34516159
Kegels are a muscle that need to be specifically exercised with specific types of exercises you usually don't do with standard workouts.

>>34516159
>>34516232
While I'm not refuting these since you have to account for individual difference, the tightest I've had was sedentary and started thin but got morbidly obese over a few years. She was still great then.

>tfw nearly 7"
>5'7"
>sub femboy
>white
If only I could maintain any connection without ruining it intentionally out of fear that I'll hurt them by ruining the connection.

>>34515095
The size of your wallet matters.
Women these days pretend to be much more sexual than they really are, if you were rich you could probably tell a woman you are asexual, and she would still marry you.

>>34516626
Yeah but they're never going to desire you on some base, animal level.

That's what these rich chinks and old white guys who marry hot girls don't get.

>>34515747
>Pussy depth varies depending upon arousal.

Up to a point. There is a maximal depth you can achieve before you start hitting uncomfortably sensitive walls.
This will hurt without being pleasurable, as much as she pretends to like it because she enjoys pleasing.

9 inches seems too high for the average woman. Taller women will have more maximum depth, shorter women less.
In real life, outside of porn, big dick guys like anal because they can actually get their dicks all the way into an asshole, and normally cant get it all the way into a vagina.

>>34515177
Vaginas will be tighter to bigger dicks

>>34516645
Who cares lol. You marry for your own needs.
The girl you get is a cock sleeve in bed, and a decoration in public. Maybe a companion in private, if you don't like dogs. MAYBE in exceptional cases also a friend.

>>34515095
>caring about anything posted on lolcow-lite

>>34515261
>tfw chinlet and handlet in addition to those things

>>34516675
>who cares about your wife fucking other men behind your back because you literally cannot satisfy her and the thought of you on top of her disgusts her instinctively

gg chang.

>>34515887
Huge dick + huge vagina > small penis + small vagina.

By making the vagina bigger we can have babies with bigger heads. Huge bagina shaming is literally detrimental to human evolution.

>>34516691
Who cares what your cock sleeve thinks of you?
>cheats
Grounds for divorce without payment. I'll get a new wife, who can think all she wants, but won't act.

The problem with having a big dick is that you basically turn it into an arms race.

Say you have 7. Your girlfriend may be sated with it for a while, but after a while she's going to want 8, then 9, then 10 etc.

>>34516710
Spoken like an ugly, fat manlet.

>>34516735
Not an argument, cluck.

>>34516715
>Bring this stupid
Good job looking like a dummy

>>34516738
Cluck? Are you a chicken? Also whats a chicken doing on r9k?

>>34516756
You might say he's a robot chicken.

>>34516741
I speak from experience, dumbass.

>>34516738
If you're white, then you should have some shame for being such a massive beta. Most white guys can become desirable if they work out and lose weight.

>>34516797
>bringing race into it

Yep, its a cucky.

>>34516822
>I'm ok with my wife having sex with other men and finding me revolting
>not a cuck

lol.

>>34516842
>i make strawmen and when i read "dick" immediately think of race

Cucky cucky.

>>34516859
You are quite happy marrying a woman who has no desire for you whatsoever, and who finds you instinctively revolting.

The end result of any such pairing is infidelity. You are a complete fucking amateur or autist with precisely ZERO experience if you think otherwise.

>>34516888
>You don't care what women want or think.
Correct.
>If your dick isn't 12 inches your wife will cheat.
Incorrect.
>I am right because I insult you.
Incorrect.

>>34516937
If you are physically undesirable, your wife will cheat on you.

You reek of NIGTOW right now.

>>34516961
This is simply a false statement. It doesn't follow.
You assume that every single woman is obsessed with sex more than she is concerned for her financial safety, and I find that very disagreeable.

>>34517007
I assume that women have sexual drives and they are attracted to genetic markers of health (e.g. facial symmetry and athleticism).

Of course women are not as sexually driven as men, but they still get that animalistic urge now and again. The fact you don't think they do is proof of just how goddamn clueless you are Chang.

The only woman I've met on /r9k/ who is also from /cgl/ had a big dick fetish. If I remember correctly, she said that smaller ones weren't the end of the world but she'd definitely prefer a big one.

>>34517059
Sounds like that luminary galaxy cosplayer tbqh.

>>34517054
When she gets an animalistic urge, she can fuck me or her dildo. Or she can cheat and get replaced.
I think I know which urge she will choose to satisfy. Protip: the dollar one.

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>women: "small dicks are disgusting"

>also women:

isn't it kinda wild how women hate men for things that are unchangeable, like height and dick size, but men only hate women for things that are changeable, like weight and cunty attitudes

>>34515095
>guys mercilessly hammered and shit on for having a small dick
>not a single peep about criticizing women on their bodies and if you shame them, you're evil

Really grinds those gears. Men have to be perfection while women can be hot garbage and you have to accept them or you're a piece of shit.

Double standard is ridiculous but no woman will ever admit to it because it benefits them. If my dick and body matter then why shouldn't your roasty and tightness matter?

>women want big dicks
>black men have the biggest dicks

Hmmm, is this why /r9k/ is all white virgins?

>>34516159
Its like saying what small dicks is just lack of pumping cocks with devices.

>>34517183
I can confirm this. All girls on /r9k/ want my BBC.

>>34517098
I never saw her cosplay pictures so I wouldn't know. Feel free to use this as an excuse to dump /cgl/ qts though.

>>34517229
Just some old qt I met on /soc/. Was really, really pretty. I heard she was promiscuous but I think that's par for the course with cosplayers isn't it?

>>34517220
>he's about to post his picture of a black chicken again
never starts being funny

>>34517259
I started that and I would have posted it with the post you dummy. I was going to post a picture me holding some ladybugs but fug you.

>>34517254
Google didn't show any results for 'Luminary Galaxy'. This one was slightly promiscuous. She was also quite nice though.

It triggers me but at the end of the day I don't really blame her. Most men prefer big tits but can accept smaller ones, so I guess it would make sense for women to feel the same way.

Same for promiscuity. I'd probably be promiscuous if I could so I can't really blame a cute girl for doing it if she had the option.

>>34517292
>Same for promiscuity. I'd probably be promiscuous if I could so I can't really blame a cute girl for doing it if she had the option.

Feelio when you only got good looking in your 20s so you cannot control yourself in any way if a girl shows interest, even when you're in a relationship.

FBM.

>>34515095
Well I have a loose pussy and my boyfriend has a small dick so no one can say anything to the other.

To be honest, different possitions will be fine no matter the size if you have friction.

Find a girl with problems herself. Then your relationship is based on love and not sex

>>34517350
You already admitted that your sex life is shit and you're together because you both have low self esteem.

>>34517126
>The same JLaw who insulted Christian Bale for being fat for a role right? No wonder she's salty desu given how absolutely shite she looked as Mystique compared to her predecessor who looked so perfect in the role that they changed her look in the comics to fit it. Suffice it to say, the same did not happen for her.

>>34517350
>>34517388
Hit the nail on the head: that's not based on love, it's based on problems. You said it yourself. Enjoy your co-dependency.

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>>34515920

This whole thing has made me rage

Not because I'm small but because women truly are the shallow sex

>>34518639
You do realise that a sizeable proportion (no pun intended) of those will have been "created" by guys? There are guys out there dual-wielding phones, roleplaying as man/woman, and then posting the chats online so that they can wank to reactions like yours.

>>34518805

I do the same thing though mate, I've had those exact responses and it fucking kills me everytime. I do it because I'm a shit human being but at least I admit it. Women fucking disgust me bro

>>34517152
That's why I'm not against misogyny..

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But would any of you date a girl with a blown out pussy?

Had a conversation about this with a few girls in college. We were talking about different expectations of men and women and dick size became a topic. They all said they preferred big dicks but dicks of average size would be sufficient. I asked them also about the "it's about how you use it" and they said they agreed it was more dependent on who was using it.

>>34518863
How blown out is yours whore?

>>34518915
Well of course, but what is "big" in this context? Statistically, the average is 5.17 +/- 0.65 inches, meaning that if we base ourselves on reality, "big" should be like 6.5 inches and over, with 8+ being "really really big" and 10+ being a monster. But science is irrelevant here. What matters is what girls THINK and how they react: if most girls think my 7-incher is "below average" and react accordingly, statistics is not a comfort....

>all these normies on this thread
I WANT THEM TO LEAVE TO LEAVE TO LEAVE TO LEAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OOOOFFFFFFFFF RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34518991
I prefer urethral penetration

>>34515180
>Women are more likely to search for dicks than men.

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.

>>34515095
> /cgl/ is the board with an average sexual partner count of 11 and an average age of 21.

Source? Because that's so far above any national average that I'm almost certain it's false. Also taking advice of someone on 4chan is dumb.

>>34519297
>Source? Because that's so far above any national average that I'm almost certain it's false. Also taking advice of someone on 4chan is dumb.

Mentally ill women on 4chan probably have sexual partner counts in the millions

>>34519156
>the you thought your degenerate list of fetishes couldn't get any lower

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>>34515734
Congratulations friendo.

But are you happy?

One thing you guys aren't considering is that women can't measure dicks for shit

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If you have a small dick and are insecure about it, you should just be upfront and tell the girl beforehand, even lie and shave a few inches off. Its like the ultimate shit test to see how much she really likes you, and when you do the nasty it won't be as awkward when the pants come off because she already knows what you're working with.

Its sounds suicidal but you really have to embrace it and wear the fact that you have a small penis on your sleeves, it removes a lot of the stress.

>>34520067
Bad move dicklet. She'll laugh and tell all her friends.

>>34520235
why are you dependent on her friends validation?

>>34520235
Not if you tell them first

>>34515180
>Women on pornhub
hhhhhhmmmmmmm

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>7''
>ok face
>bad stamina, can't thrust for more than 2 minutes without geting exausted due to medical condition

You never win in life

>>34515105
>Caring what women in general think

>>34515213
You're an animeposter, stop it.

>>34520235

Then so be it. As long as you know your true value and worth then what does it matter what they think? Be willing to take that risk, be willing to fail with girls. I look at it like a challenge, we just have to become awesome enough so that our small dick doesn't stop us from getting laid, putting it out in the open so that we are forced to overcome it will only make us better.

>>34515095
>the 'things' over at cgl
>women

lol not, at most they're attention obsessed robots with bad enough personalities that they get dick by dressing up as sluts and banging con-goers.

Even as a lonely dude that's pretty weak.

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Would a /cgl/ even feel me

>>34520687
would depend on how aroused/wet she was, and which hole you put it in. a soaking wet pussy has almost 0 friction and you don't feel much no matter the size.

>>34520687
Seem fine mane