"I'm here to have sex with your wife, anon. Can you leave while we fuck?"
Do you comply with his request?
>>34604168
HAHA WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA FUCK MY BODY PILLOW CHAD?
HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>34604168
are you crazy? get out of my house
>>34604168
lol, no.
i'd shoot him with my .12 gauge
>>34604168
Uh, sure. Just let me tell her I want a divorce and you're good to go.
>>34604168
why did he get a tapeworm tattoo? is he saying he gets diarrhea a lot?
>>34604168
>Bang Bang
>Muh Castle
>No wife
At least that's what I hope.
>>34604168
You have 20 seconds to vacate the premises before I'll rape your ass
>>34604390
you'd be sent to prison
>>34604390
not until after you suck his cock and rim his asshole right?
>>34604421
no, before.
>>34604432
Before he fucks your wife or before you let him tie your lanky uncircumcised penis into a knot?
>>34604390
A .12 gauge
http://i.imgur.com/dOnlJcL.png
>>34604498
before i suck his cock and rim his asshole.
i like it better when they're dead first.
>>34604390
we got a badass over here lol
>>34604416
not if he were in anon's house, assuming he's a burger
Sure thing buddy. Can I also invite you to fuck my ass as well?
>>34604390
this
Thank god for living in a red state, I can do this and get away with it.
>>34604168
No, I take advantage of my state's castle doctrine and shoot him in the chest.
>>34604168
Well, first of all, I don't have a wife so I don't know what you're going to put your penis into but fuck it, go ahead, I'm curious now.
>>34604168
>he says, as I open the door at 4 PM still in my Batman pajamas. The visible stain on my pajama bottom implies I just finished jerking off
>I look behind me to see an unkept room with blinds shut, full of video games, comics, manga and empty pizza boxes
>I look him in the eyes and move my 300 lbs body to the side so he could see the sight that beholds behind me. I don't break the eye contact
>the man just stares for a few seconds, alternating between look at my room at me. After that he apologizes and leaves my premise.
>I go back to playing Mario Kart with myself.
>>34604168
Id help him look for my wife cause i wasnt aware i got married
>>34604168
I don't even have one for that, but you can help me paint the walls red with your head if you'd like.
>>34604416
depends on the state you live in, some states this is legal, see: stand your ground
>>34605726
You don't even need that, you can claim castle doctrine