What's the weirdest thing you've ever jacked off to.

>>34604066
Probably this.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph564d0558cb52f

Someone posted a webm of this on /gif/ and it scared me a little but at the same time I came really fucking hard.

POV and Redheads are my fetish. Knives, not so much.

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>>34604066
>tfw cursed with a degenerate fetish

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>>34604066
Just a few minutes ago I blew my load to loli centaur toilet porn

I imagined my mattress was a horny cougar, but still physically a mattress, who would beg me to hump her every night when I was around 15 years old.

This memory just popped into my mind after 12 years. That was a harsh time.

>>34604066
An ugly woman crying with Minnie the mouse make-up on as this song plays in the background and she's repeatedly slapped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paSQ9mcOUME

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jacked off to this just a minute ago just so I could post it here

>>34604066
my fetishes (which are unrelated yet abundant in furshit content)
every day
please kill me

>>34604126
>POV and Redheads are my fetish. Knives, not so much.

knew exactly what video you were talking about without even opening it. man, i spend too much time here.

>>34604341
holy shit theres no way thats real, r-right?

>>34604066
maybe a loli breastfeeding her diaper wearing mom?

>>34604066
A picture of myself that I photoshopped very unsuccessfully to look like a cute girl. Hot as fuck tbqh

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>>34604126
>redhead
>braces
>impregnation
>femdom
New favorite video for me, thanks.

>>34604066
Masha Babko
I regret

Shootouts against armies of qt girls

Nobody will probably believe this but here we go.
>15 years old
>still play cod 2
>no focus on killing enemies anymore, way beyond that.
>try to find glitches in the map that makes it possible to get on the top of buildings, outside of the map etc.
>get really good at it, start to see possible 'glitches' on real life buildings, jump there, throw granade, jump to the roof.. its wierd to explain but it really got to me.
> one day I decide to pick up Morrowind again.
>endless possibilities.
>start jumpibg from building to building. Its 1000 times better then cod 2.
>get hyped as fuck, start sweating, even get aroused.
>jump on top of high building. Start to jack of.
> beat it hard untill I cum

Lol it sounds so wierd now, almost ten years later but it accually happened.

>>34604341
Is that even possible? Looks real enought to me.

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>I came across the obtuse piece of work during one of my routine j/o sessions.
>Usually irregular patterns don't do anything for me; they actually turn me off more often than not, but something was different about this baby.
>Instantly I knew it was special, the very moment it received my gaze.
>I just couldn't hide my excitement.
>My pants lost their slack as my hand went awol
>Next thing I knew I was a splitting image of porky pig as my arm started pumping at a pace that I was unfamiliar and uncomfortable with, but my mind had no desire to cease
>THAT FUCKING ARTISTRY AND CRAFTSMANSHIP
>I climaxed harder than I knew was possible
>If only you guys could truly appreciate the blood, sweat, and tears some god of his craft poured into the creation of this masterpiece.
>Sometimes I believe that I am the only normal human being in this confusing world.

>>34605655
>>34606336
Yeah, it's the largest species of snail, the achatina achatina.

>>34606349
oh sup floor tile fetish dude spilled any jizz on the kitchen top lately?

>>34604341
Is that even possible? Looks real enought to me!

Not orginal enough huh?

>>34606386
I've been more excited about the kitchen bottom lately. I just have to be careful with my timing, so there is ample time to clean. Unfortunately my desires usually have a mind of their own as they like to often happen at less than ideal times. I just do my best to avoid looking and thinking about all the special tiles that trigger me in fantastic ways around the house especially after my last incident.

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>>34604153
As someone with a be fetish I can understand how you fell.

Still through that pretty much the worst fetish to have.

>>34607835
How is it to have such a extreme fetish? To you accually imagine a real girl with huge tits or do you only watch shitty hentai?

>>34607835
pls post a non thumbnail version anon
I need it for research

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>>34607988
It all a sick combination really.
Sometime I watch normal porn with huge tits girls, some time iI use morph image and sometime I just fap to 2d.

I try getting into reading some erotic literature but that take hours before I cum.

Futa Madoka impaling Kyubey

>>34604341
Can snails be gay?

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>>34608512
Ok, found it

>>34604126
Life will never be worth living unless a girl wants to have my babies this badly.

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Woman getting her nipples sucked by puppies.

>>34604126
>>34605993
>This is the weirdest thing anon has fapped to
Wut, I fapped to it a few days ago, hot as hell.