Looking forward to the draft, NEETs?

I'm un draftable
send the chads

>>34603879
>tfw heart problems

looks like I can't go to war! :)

>tfw your gf cucks you with Chad McSenatorsson while you are in the trenches on Taiwan

I'll run if I have to. Not risking my life for a bunch of rich pricks.

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>too genetically weak to get a gf
>too genetically weak to get the draft
Who's having the last laugh now, Chad?

>>34603879
Just go to jail instead, no big deal. Same as being a NEET, just no internet. Which is probably for the better.

I am honestly surprised that the USA still has the draft, it seems barbaric

I'd go simply because I have always wanted to die in a grand gesture like a war, experience things that I couldn't even comprehend and all that glorified shit about war.
shame I physically couldn't be drafted, couldn't even join willingly if i wanted to.

>>34603879
>A generation of chads will go die in some far away land leaving a surplus of women, jobs and resources for betas and others
Sounds good to me.

>>34603879
HAHAHAHAHAHA GO FUCK YOURSELF CHAD. YOU GO AHEAD AND GO DIE. I'M GOING TO BE HERE AND STAY FAT.

>>34604209
Read accounts of WW1 soldiers. Most of them went with that exact mindset and came back horrified. Apparently war really was more chivalrious before the 20th century.

"I died in hell, they called it Paschendale".

>>34604282
I think war throughout the ages has always been a harrowing experience.

What has always blown my mind is the mental fortitude required of my forefathers to stand up out of a trench, and charge a fucking pill box

>>34604282
The plan is to die anon, and I pretty much do nothing but spend my neet time researching historical wars, especially the great ones. I am well aware.

Just use nukes, no need for draft.