How does it feel to have a gf? >going to college in a few

>>34651595
It's a bit like having a dog that you fuck sometimes.

>>34651595
>had a conversation with a girl
is this a meme? were you homeschooled? how do you buy stuff or got to the doctor/dentist/etc...

>>34652067
This guy should never own a pet or have contact with females. Obviously.

>>34652087
>how do you buy stuff or got to the doctor/dentist/etc
That's not a conversation, that's a business transaction, doesn't count.

>>34652067
Kinda accurate, in that she constantly wants attention. Dogs don't vent about pointless shit to you for hours though.

>>34652093
hello cuck, shouldnt you be off scheduling your weekly visit with tyrone?

>>34651595

Like having a wonderful friend who makes you cum and sometimes gets too clingy.

>going to college in a few months
>never had a gf

Wew. I'm 23 now and didn't lost my virginity until I was 19. In fact, up through the end of high school, I'd never so much as held hands or had a proper conversation with a woman. Now, some years later, I've had a couple proper girlfriends and done more than my fair share of sleeping around.

A lot of people come out of their teenage years autistic and stupid. Hopefully you'll be able to work past that instead of becoming an /r9k/ poster-boy.

>been in college for 5 years

Have never had a conversation with a girl that wasn't strictly school related.

Black khhv

>>34652172
>In fact, up through the end of high school, I'd never so much as held hands or had a proper conversation with a woman
How did you went from that to having several gfs ? Please enlighten me

>>34651595
Man I have a roastie whore in my Communications class who comes in dressed like this every fucking day pretending she just got out the gym. Fucking whore I hope she gets killed by a drunk driver.

>>34652087
He means he's never talked to one on a personal level.

>>34652093
>t. butthurt roastie

Ultimate kek.