In as much autistic detail as possible, tell me what you did

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i have awful memory but lets see
>wake up at 12.30 am
>lunch with mom, ate some fish with onions and french fries, cooked it myself since every one cooks their own meal here (mom is vegetarian, im not)
>went back to bed, started circling job offers -i go job searching on monday-
>masturbate
>translated a manga chapter from a series i like and posted it, had drama since i used some translations without asking (i just solved that)
>listen some music on the living room
>at 5pm ate some cereal and chocolate chip cookies with peach yogurt
>do (???) till 8 pm, probably jerked off again, talked with some friends via whatsapp and facebook
>at 8pm went out and waited in the bus stop for a whole our, traveled to my citys center
>visited my dads appartment, played with my little sisters, talked with him and his wife, they had a car accident not too long ago and also two days ago a friend killed himself so we talked about that
>eat hamburguers with them
>at 00 go to a location and waited for a friend, he was really late so i insulted him when he finally arrived
>gave him the book he lent me
>went with him for a drink, asked for a grasshopper and then shared a beer
>go back to his house, pee
>go to the hotdog stand, ask for a hotdog with extra spicy sauce and a cola
>we talk for a good while, he told me a gay guy who we know likes me (he is gay, im not) then go back to his house and use a taxi to go home (03:50 am)
>turn on my laptop, do random shit till 5am
>jerk off again -maybe, maybe i didnt- and sleep

comfy life desu

>>34658811
I can barely remember because my neet days blend together in a hot pathetic mess.

It's a bit autistic I guess.

>>34658811
>wake up at 10
>do some basic responsibilities (take out trash, clean yard, etc)
>prepare backpack and snort 15mg 4-aco-dmt
>take shower, get dressed
>bike out to nearby train tracks, take refuge in woods nearby
>sit and smoke weed for ~3 hours
>bike home, eat cookie dough and entire bag of doritos
>lie in bed on r9k until 2am
>go to sleep
overall a pretty good day desu

>wake up
>4chan
>review and lab report
>4chan
>tinder
>buy running shoes and food
>run
>meditate, shower
>draw
>respond to tinder messages.

>wake up
>smoke and get some shit coffee
>go on computer
>do 4f-mph and play vidya
>go to bed

>>34658811

> wake up drink a coffee smoke a joint
> put in some music and lay in bed
> snort a line ketamine, drink a beer smoke a cig
> take a shower
> snort some more ketamine and go eat something at a pizzeria alone
> lay in bed smoke weed snort ketamine and drink beer for the next few hours while listening to nirvana
> imagine cuddeling up with a cutie
> think about life in general
> do some more drugs
> sleep

Im tired

I'm not sure what day it is and when yesterday was, how long was I even awake?

>had a dream that i was masturbating behind a door but the walls on the side of the door were used like sliding doors so i held them shut with my feet
>woke up feeling like death, dehydrated since i hadn't had any water in a week or so, smelled like beer farts and stale time and space
>stumbled to toilet and pissed out grim reaper juice, flushed, washed my hands and looked at myself in the mirror
>who is that guy? that guy in the mirror? that's not me, i'm not here, this isn't happening
>looked into my eyes while making different eye movements, talked to an imaginary interviewer for 30 mins about politics, punch/kick comboed the air and opened the door
>walked to kitchen, dad was watching a preacher talk about the end of the world, we didn't say hello
>got some dead bugs and cat litter on my feet
>wiped it off on the wall
>surveyed the fridge, took a couple beers out and stumbled back to my room, closing the door
>browsed 4chan, watched youtube videos and masturbated on an endless loop while refilling my beer supply until there were 30 empty cans
>added them to my project where i'm trying to cover my entire room with cans, might start taping them to the walls and ceiling
>took a few shits, pissed a lot
>accidentally started a fire in my room by leaving a bag of cheetos on a scorching hot light
>dad asked me what the fuck that smell is
>told him it was the smell of success
>paced in my room in pitch black for an hour talking to imaginary people, had more thoughts that didn't have context or language i could understand, almost like i was hearing other people's thoughts from around the world
>got really drunk and talked to internet friend for 3 hours about our creative tendencies, anime, weird shit i don't remember
>eyes started to hurt again so i tried to go to sleep and eventually succeeded

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>wake up at 10
>"I really need to work on that paper. I'll go to the library this afternoon"
>Waste my morning on internet
>Take a shower, shave
>Lunch: a bowl of pasta, with some grated cheese
>Prepared this in the collective kitchen of the residence i live in
>Everyone has left for the weekend. I'm alone
>Waste more time during the afternoon
>Masturbate
>5pm, decide to go out
>I go in the city center
>The center is crowded, like every Saturday
>Decide to drink a tea in a bar and read my book
>The bar itself is crowded, but i find a place on small table in a corner
>Finish the book. Take a newspaper and order a beer
>It's already dark outside and it's raining
>7.30pm. I buy a sandwich in a Subway
>I continue to read the newspaper
>go to the cinema.
>11pm. Go back home
>sleep

I didn't speak to anyone but it was comfy

>>34658811
>wake up
>fap
>play vidya
>fap
>fap
>fap
>go to sleep
>fap
>fap in my sleep
>fap

>Wake up 10 minutes before wage slave job shift starts like always
>Throw on the uniform i never bother to wash
>Go to my car and drive to work
>Someone in my house used my car again without asking so the seat and mirrors are all fucked up
>Have to mess with it as i drive because ill be late and mr shekelstein hates that
>Go to my job that involves standing at a register and selling fast food to morons that cant read a menu properly
>We dont get a customer for almost 2 hours
>Even then its a slow trickle throughout the day
>For some reason they dont just send me home despite the fact ive been doing nothing for almost the entire day
>Go home and eat dinner
>Get drunk and play video games until i fall asleep
day in the life

>>34658811
>woke up
>spent the entire morning smoking
>got up
>sat down at computer
>13 hours
>go to sleep

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Woke up at 3:45 AM
Got dressed
Drove around drunk people for money until 6:00 AM
Went home to sleep
Woke up again at 12:00
Took a shower and got dressed
Ate lunch
Drove around sober people for money until 8:00PM
Went back home
Ate again
Drove mom to the airport
Had a coffee with mom in the airport
Left mom in the airport
Went back home and played Red Dead Redemption

>Wake up
>Get myself a six-pack and some jaeger
>Wait for my mates to get ready to chill and drink
>Drive out to my mates and play some games
>Get shitfaced and go to bed and sleep for a good 8hrs
Yesterday was fun, but today I got stopped by the police and ofc I tested positive to alcohol... I did not lose my license but I go a fine on 2k

>wake up
>take meds
>let dogs out to pee
>fill food and water bowls
>bring dogs back in because if you give them free roam they escape through the broken fence in the yard
>shuffle back to my room
>play destiny for a couple hours
>put on reno 911 and scroll through r9k
>get hungry
>go make spicy ramen with rice cakes and dumplings
>enough food for like three people
>eat it all anyway while watching reno 911
>take a nap
>wake up an hour later
>ask my brother if he wants to watch a horror movie
>bro agrees but goes to get fast food first
>i get 3 spicy chicken sandwhiches w/ large fries and soda
>also stop at 711 to get a bag of chips and beer
>get home
>refill dog food and water bowls
>play with them for a bit
>put on blair witch 2
>eat food while watching
>put on house of 1000 corpses
>movie ends
>let out dogs for the night
>go play destiny
>watch some rupauls drag race before bed
>take night meds
>fall asleep

>>34658811
>Wake up at 4pm
>Stumble out of bed
>Switch on computer at wall using my toe
>Glance at youtube subs, nothing good
>Stumble downstairs and make food, weetabix and dried fruit, cup of tea.
>Stagger back upstairs
>Mummy back from London.
>Sits on my bed and says stuff
>For five whole minutes is she ok?
>Probably ok
>she goes and does stuff, I clap my hands together stand up too fast and fit pullup bar to doorframe
>mummy looking at me from stairs while I figure out form, get weirded out and look at her over my shoulder until she giggles and goes away
>Five sets of three chin ups 5 jumping pullups
>mummy brings more food, burger patties brown rice and veggies
>Seems easier than last time, might go for 4/4 next time
>thinking as I eat
>Jump in shower
>put on uniform
>make workfood
>look at clock, slightly early, mess around on computer for another ten minutes
>enough, turn off, switch off at wall with toes, open window, grab things, close door, go downstairs.
>tell mummy window is open while I put on coat and grab food
>get in car
>drive to work, sun starts setting about half way, lights on
>trying to work out next album in phone shuffle on stereo, realise I already know since I worked it out yesterday
>look for magpies on the way, just see a few pairs, maybe a three.

>at work, day guy has nothing interesting to say, cya Monday etc.
>read book
>cctv guy walks past saying his car broke and if he can have a lift. Say I can't leave.
>asks to borrow a high visibility vest, hand it to him, says he will bring it back tomorrow
>he walks off into the dark
>quiet night, decide to unplug pokemon moon and put mhgen back in. Beat a seven star request after one retire because of bad weapon choice and rusty
>during the night lock up the place, eat assembled food; weetabix and dried fruit, two apples two bananas, bunch of chicken drumsticks, some eggs.
>finish book
>watch some fist of the north star and sayonara zetsubo sensei while I'm eating because I can't eat and read

>wake up
>take my medication
>feed my cats their diet food that i have to measure because they are fat
>Study for 4 hours between lurking on arcanine
>go to gym so I look good for a party
>go and buy alcohol, never bought it for a party before (inb4 underage) so stand there looking like an awkward fuck until i decide to buy some shitty whiskey because its the cheapest drink i can carry
>go to a predrinks at some guys house, everyone is taking mandy apart from a few people
>walk to the party while smashed realise i dont know anyone apart from people who are on mandy or people who are too busy trying to get with random girls
>the atmosphere makes me feel really sick and disgusted with the normies and I go outside
>run into an old mate and then walk onto the football pitch (the party was at a football pitch) >complain like a bitch about the world wit him for a bit then he gets a call from his gf
>feel absolutely disgusted for some reason then decide to walk home for half an hour in the cold mumbling to myself
>go to bed and wonder why I ever bother going out while crying myself to sleep

>>34660602
>4am unlock everything
>not as cold as yesterday, no ice on car, nice
>weekend day guy shows up
>ask him to get the high visibility vest off the cctv guy when he shows up
>point out a bunch of cars here that are new since last week, cya later, etc.
>Jump in car, fiddle with phone for a couple of minutes, drive home really fast down the highway in the dark
>people are walking their dogs in the dark at 6am how weird
>get home, strip and hang up clothes, brush teeth and stuff, jump in bed.
>have to draw curtains first, mummy left them open, did shut the window tho.
>last check for (You)s before I set my alarm
>one (You), hastily reply
>enough, lights out, assume sleeping position and wait.

Thanks for reading