/britfeel/

>>34707695
>Let's retain some dignity in this thread for Her majesty's sake.

nah

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>>34707695

How's the supermarket sweep meme doing?

What are some good video games that I can waste away my days on?

>>34707750

GTA: VC

Reminder that no one in this thread gets paid more than me.

No one.

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>>34707743
It needs investment but the foundation market is there

>>34707750

Quake
C&C
Warcraft 2
Sim Ant

>>34707683
I'm not arguing morality, because it goes both ways. It's just in this instance it worked out better for the woman.

You seem personally offended by this, but it's an agreement he made voluntarily at the time of his divorce.

>>34707766

>Shipman dashing around the store grabbing as much morphine as possible

>>34707750
Stardew Valley. Prepare to get comfy as fuck.

>>34707727
There's no way Poley would have gotten a good job even with his degree.

He's too insane. An accountant doesn't have to be charming or anything but they need to at least seem reasonably trustworthy.

>>34707796
You ever met an immigration solicitor? They're all dodgy as fuck and paki accountants are no different

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>>34707774
>in this instance

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I think I might need braces lads. Anyone had them as an adult? How much sterling damage am I looking at?

>>34707784

He can get morphine from his clinic, I think he'd indulge in some pethidine instead.

>>34707796
I wonder if he did actually, some call centres do that whole black box interview process where they don't see your name, gender, criminal history etc

>>34707774
>agreed
I doubt he agreed to it. Are you that stupid?

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>>34707815
Get them on the NHS senpai

>>34707765

not much pride in getting paid more than a thread full of neets tobedesu m8

>>34707830
Call centers will give just about anyone a try and just sack them if it doesn't work.

>>34707837
Can you do this? I assumed they were only available for kids.

>>34707836
He obviously agreed to it, the deal was she got the liquid assets and no share of his business. No way a judge would make that deal

>>34707860
>obviously
Clearly you have no idea how divorce works.

>>34707810
>Ever met an immigration solicitor

Yeah but not a paki

I think Poleaboo isn't shrewd enough to be a dodgy accountant and he isn't trustworthy enough to be a genuine one.

>>34707860
>she gets all the money
>oh but she also gets rent from him for life

wew what a deal i'm sure he was 100% on board

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Why is there such a humongous gap between my poverty call centre wage of 16,750GBP and these people who are the same age earning double?

>because they have degrees you cretin
fuck off

>>34707769
can you tell me how to get there?

>>34707857
Unless you're a student up to 18 you've got no luck mate, unless you get committed because you had a breakdown over your teeth - it's considered a cosmetic procedure and can not be claimed on NHS

>>34707903
>thsoe teeth
I hope they break up after securing the mortgage.

>>34707903
>31k for a social worker
>4 year Pharmacy degree barely gets much more

Fucking Scotland are such cucks

>>34707903
I like that story because it served purely to remind me that not only do I not have a gf, but that not having one is preventing me from buying a house

>>34707761
>>34707769
>>34707785
I've played all of these

I need something new

>>34707903
>Social worker
>31, 000 a year

Either he's completely blagging that job or he was put in it by someone well connected with the ability to decide the pay. My fucking arse a social worker gets paid that much.

I don't know much about pharmacists but if she's in a top lab I can see that one happening.

>>34707938
It's a 145k "house". They will be hearing whatever music the neds either side of them are blasting through their walls.

>>34707951
Pharmacists are fucking minted mate

>>34707903
You need to work in an upper class call center

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>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34707951
>if she's in a top lab

She probably just works in a high street pharmacy. Pharmacy degrees take like 5 years; pharmacists make a lot of money.

>>34707962
My mate works in a Mexican chemistry place thing. Can confirm, he's minted.

>>34707951
>>34707962
Yeah that's normal for pharmacists. The problem is that it won't go up much.

The social work job is serious money, I had no idea they get paid that much.

>>34707951
Mate are you mental? That's pretty low pay for a social worker. It's a job that pays _incredibly_ well for the effort involved. It requires a masters degree, but when you're qualified the pay is absurd.

30k is your average starting salary in the profession, and you can expect to double that by the time you hit a supervisory role.

>>34707968
Poley I make more than you and I get a pay rise in April. Shut your gob.

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>>34707977

>mfw the other serial killer lover is East Devon anon

>>34708012
Lies

I'd like to see you prove it. I bet you work on commission like an animal.

>>34708007
What do social workers even do? I always thought it was just a polite term for a tard wrangler.

>>34707968
You work in London, pakiboo?

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>>34707903
>35k a year to hand people contraceptives and a 3 day course of Flucloxacillin

>>34708048
Don't be an ignorant mong

>>34708007
>for the effort involved.

I'd have thought there was a huge amount of effort involved in that job. I certainly wouldn't fancy doing it.

>>34708007
What sort of social worker do you mean? I was thinking people who organised home help for olduns and people who can't wash themselves, and helping kids who are getting battered.

>>34708039
No, I work in one of Manchester's highest class call centers.

>>34708036
That's exactly what it is. It can also involve cleaning up after old people when they shit themselves.

>>34708089
Is it the one in the Arndale tower?

What would you do....

...if you had a gun?

>>34708089
>Manchester's highest class
Oh, so London's lowest class.

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>>34708089
Giz a job mate

>>34708117
Depends on the gun really

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1123GBP/month after tax divided by 140 hours worked = 8 quid an hour.

No commission because it's an inbound call centre.

>>34708138
your favourite

>>34708064
>I'd have thought there was a huge amount of effort involved in that job. I certainly wouldn't fancy doing it.

It's not a do-nothing job by any means, but it's not as stressful as most high paying careers.

The biggest hurdle is getting over the fact that you'll largely be dealing with the dregs of society on a day-to-day basis. But if you come from that sort of background anyway it's like getting paid to have a cuppa with old mates. It's a nursing / policing tier job in terms of the shit you have to deal with, but the pay really is massively superior. I thoroughly recommend it to anyone considering a career in the public sector.

>>34708048

Pharmacists generally work 50 hour weeks, are responsible for controlled drugs, and to look out for possible drug interactions, manage the pharmacy itself, do interviews for new staff, order drugs, file NHS claims etc.

>>34708110
I don't want to say
>>34708119
I bet there are a lot more pakis in the ones in London, so it's nowhere near as high class as this one.
>>34708136
I doubt you'd make the grade.

>>34708144
Why do we have to tolerate these normies coming here and brandishing their lavish playboy lifestyles in front of our noses? Bragging about luxuries such as kettle chips and tiger bread while we struggle to get a stable enough internet connection to stream K-On?

>>34708144
Woops meant to reply to this post >>34708035

>>34708166
>I don't want to say
I believe that's french for "yes"

>>34707454
i'd never bully you lenlad. you've been nice to me,really nice desu.
and i remember when you asked me to post my 1st drawing and i was nervous as fuck about doing it.
as for something to draw...
draw what you want, i'd be too nervous about doing a specific request myself as there is quite a bit of pressure to do a good job
draw something that makes you happy is all i ask
gonna have a fanny about on the tablet myself tonight i think.

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>>34708144
>8 an hour

I'm a HCA and I make 8.20. Where is your god now?

>>34708022
Nice repeats lad. Just don't come across us when I'm out on a night walk through the woods. Obviously not looking for prey

>>34708087
It depends where you specialize. There's an element of choice in it, and an element of demand as well.

For example social workers who deal with children are usually in high demand because some of the job deals with sexual abuse, etc., which most people can't take in their stride. Most emotionally deadened robots wouldn't struggle with that sort of shit though, so it's a great career choice. Ultimately it comes down to your ability to process occasionally horrifying information and make logical choices based on it. Perfect robot profession IMO.

>>34708151
>But if you come from that sort of background anyway

There can't be many people who are in that position surely? Doesn't it require a 2.1 from a good uni to get on the post graduate qualification course?

A mate of mine does it and I'm surprised to think that he's making as good money as that. I thought he'd be on 25 at the most.

>>34708048
The pharmacy bird in Tesco made me feel like I'd asked for a bottle of morphine when I tried to purchase a 1.50 pack of sleeping aids the other day. Fucking power hungry spastic.

>>34708117
probably spend hours a day taking it apart and putting it back together again

I find the machinery of guns fascinating but I'm not a violent person so I wouldn't go for the cliche answer of "shoot the normies :^)", I'd rather just get familiar with how it works

>>34708198
Doesn't bother me at all, just wanted to prove I make more than poley.

>>34708144
Lies. Anyone could have made that in Photoshop.
>>34708198
LIES

>>34708227
you don't need a gun for that

>>34708217
I tried to buy 3 boxes of aspirin to take with my main tablets in Home & Bargains the other week and she stopped the belt, bing-bonged for a manager and then made me put the 3rd box back because you're only allowed to buy 2. Felt like I'd been caught out trying to make meth to summat.

>>34708217
>bought a pack of sleepeaze from boots last week
>pharmacy bird drills me on whether I'm taking any other medication and basically orders me not to drink alcohol while taking them
>alright whatever just give me the meds
I googled what happens if you take diphenhydramine hydrochloride with alcohol and it turns out all it does it make you drowsier because they both affect the same aspect of your body chemistry, pharmacy is a load of bollocks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38564137
>all younger than me
>all earning more
>all less educated

>>34708246
I'm pretty sure you need a gun to take a gun apart and put it back together

>>34708306
no you can watch videos of that online

>>34708286
>Did you make any sacrifices?
There was definitely a lifestyle change when we were saving. We would buy supermarket budget stuff instead of brands. We didn't go on holiday during the time we were saving up

What a terrible life they must of had!

>>34708326
>buy supermarket budget stuff instead of brands.

Ha! And I'm sitting here with my Haagen Daaz and my Kettle Chips due to inherit a 200k house.

Plebs.

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>>34708286
Normally things don't bother me, but this article alone has made me feel really shitty.

>>34708217
>26 years old
>Asked for proof of age to buy a box of Lemsip

>>34708313
you can watch a video of how to do open heart surgery, it's not the same as doing it yourself

if I had a gun, I would spend my time field stripping it and reassembling it so I could personally gain that understanding and ability

that is my answer

>>34708358
well it's wrong

It's fun watching the bloke on BBC News rip into all of Trump and Gang's bullshit.

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>>34708348
Remember that there's only an article about them because it's so exceptional.

>got a letter saying I had to see a work coach if I wanted to carry on claiming ESA
Is this the beginning of the end of my /comfy/ life?

>>34708372
that is your opinion, which is also wrong

>>34708286
Why did it go so wrong for you mate?

>>34708402
I was doomed since childhood, autism and an over protective mother.

>>34708397
All that is is going to see a bloke once a week who will give you CV tips and teach you how to interview. Pay attention to what he says is bad so you can intentionally flub any interviews you get.

Is incest porn illegal?

Rain was alright today lads

>>34708422
Ah but your brother turned out really well, doesn't he have a job and a girlfriend? Legend of a guy that everyone likes, right?

>>34708453
No only the actual act. Even if it's porn of the real thing it's not illegal.

>>34708432
But I might as well be on job seekers then. I've had plenty of jobs in the past, I dont need tips. Unless they can re-wire my brain and pay for scar removal surgery they cant help me.

>>34708468
Ah I see you come here often. He's a normie, a naturally gifted chad. I have deep concerns as to whether we are actually brothers.
How pathetic your small mind is that you believe everyone starts on the same point of the racetrack.

>>34708471
Oh okay, looking for sites for it look fucking dodgy mate

>>34708477
They don't care about any of that, it's a box to tick that makes it look like they give a shit. They assume because you don't have a job you must be borderline retarded. One more hoop to jump through but you'll still get paid.

>>34708492
>How pathetic your small mind is

Oh I do beg your pardon my good sir. I tip my fedora to you.

Ever thought the reason people don't like you is that you're a cunt?

>>34708517
Call me all the names you want. You're still stuck in here with me.

Getting a bird having kids and buying a house is fuckin bullshit. Trust me I've been there.

People do it because they are programmed to. I know you guys worry about being robots, but trust me, most of the people I know with the standard family life have the shittiest lives on the planet. They can't even watch what they want or play vidya without there washed up missus having a go at them.

I don't know what the answer is to a happy life, but it isn't that. Atleast when you're a robot you don't have many responsibilities and can enjoy your free time.

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>>34708453
There are incest laws in porn I believe. But I dont think you'd get done for watching it if that's what you're asking.

>>34708561
Front sister is really not into it

>>34708575
That's why it's hot.

My app tells me that 2 months is all it should take to lose 7kg. This doesn't sound plausible to me. Maybe it is though? What do you lads reckon? Looking at a 1000kcal deficit per day.

>>34708590
rapist in waiting

>>34708551
I'm not going to get into a pissing contest with the biggest loser in Britfeel.

Suffice to say, our lives are very, very different.

>Watching a bunch of pedo hunter vids
>At least half of the guys are there to meet what they think is a 15yo girl close to her 16th birthday
>The hunters still call the guy a nonce and a pedo despite this

There's an age of consent I get that but I still don't get how you can call someone a nonce if the girl is almost 16. It completely fucks with my head desu.

>>34708453
>>34708561
they are trying or have made lots of porn illegal like squirting but we all know that it is still going to be on the internet, and i cant imagine them doing anything for watching it.

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>>34708575
>he doesnt find reluctant twincest appealing.

>>34708646
It's illegal to buy and sell.

Donating and watching for free is legal

>>34708561
>>34708651
Do these two actually lick each other's pussies?

>>34708633
Right but just wait until she's 16. I wouldnt meet up and fuck a 15 year old if she was the hottest bitch on the planet.

>>34708646
>they are trying or have made lots of porn illegal like squirting

It's JUST PISS

How can anyone believe any different?

>>34708633
They do it because they find girls around that age attractive and that scares them, so they attack others for it.

>>34708677
Perfectly legal to meet up with her as long as you aren't planning anything sexual.

>>34708633
because GRRR ITS A PAEDOPHILE GRR HANG THE PAEDO GRRR

>>34708561
mods?

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>>34708667
Yeah, they aren't actually related.

/r9k/ is odd, but /lgbt/ is far odder
at least everyone here acknowledges that their problems are their own
the weirdos in /lgbt/ are fucking diametrically opposed to reality, and will say or do anything to not be reminded of it

>>34708633
yeah, its stupid. its natural for a guy to be into younger women, and a women to be into older guys. its always been this way. women mature faster than guys, by 16 their bodies are ready for sex. for thousands of years we have fucked younger women, the age of consent used to be 13 in england and they only changed it to deter young women from becoming sex workers. cp is wrong, and actual pedophilia is wrong but fucking a girl of 16 is natural, fucking a girl of 10 isnt.

>>34708552
>Get Married
>Have 1st Kid
>Wife puts weight on
>2nd Kid
>Wife obscenely fat
>Trapped with fat ugly wife and kids you don't want

These are my fears, you're right anon; getting married on this island is cursed everyone gets fat and loses money when they have kid and wife. I just want to be rich and have girlfriends.

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>>34708667
Of course not. They're indentical twins. Legally all they can do is suggestive stuff. Dont think they even kiss.

>>34708286
am I reading this correctly. or missing something

>hen Laura and I were at McDonald's we were on a combined salary of 23,000grand and we managed to save up 7,000grand between us within a year. So I don't see how people can't do it.

so they only managed to save the deposit?
(with a government help to buy mortgage scheme)
not actually buy a house

>>34708733
>at least everyone here acknowledges that their problems are their own

Not really mate. You've got some sad case in here blaming his mother for him turning out to be such a failure even though his brother turned out really well.

>>34708633
Ignorance
Being attracted to a girl already into her puberty is no pedophilia
Might very well be creepy and illegal but I think its an important distinction

>>34708700
yeah, i think it is, still dont know why they are trying to make it illegal.

>>34708617
Funny how I'm the loser and yet you treat me like a celebrity. Nobody knows or cares about it when you post.

>>34708772
How the hell is being attracted to a girl who can reproduce creepy?

>>34708795
>treat you like a celebrity

That's right! You've heard of Christian Weston Chandler, I assume?

>>34708812
Oh goody. This argument again. If you want to fuck a 13 year old girl who probably still watches spongebob ironically and has a bedtime it's fucking creepy.

>>34708703
>>Perfectly legal to meet up with her as long as you aren't planning anything sexual.

Kek most of the hunters were saying it's illegal to talk to an underage girl online

>>34708841
>spongebob unironically
FTFMS

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As it is murder season on Really and another British killer is being analysed.

Roll for your ridiculous killer name

>>34708812
it isnt. some just find it weird because its not a norm. we have literally cucked ourselves from enjoying sweet 16 year old pussy.

>>34708842
It isn't. It's only grooming if it's sexual.

>>34708703
>Perfectly legal to meet up with her as long as you aren't planning anything sexual.
Mate when I meet up with girls I've known for 10 years sex is still in the back of my mind. It's how we're programmed.

>>34708841
If her womb quickens she's ready.

>>34708841
You know this is what used up roasties past their mid-20s want you to believe, right?
It's said that women age like milk for a reason.

I'd love to have sex with a 15 year old or even a 13 year old.

Shame it's illegal so I'll never be able to.

>>34708854

Stay sexy.

>>34708854
Mister death pls. I want

Fuck the queen and fuck her inbred family

>>34708896

>If her womb quickens

Like Highlander?

>>34708771
that's still grounded in reality and not delusion and conspiracy
I've talked to nutters who think that human biology is a ploy to keep trannies from wearing makeup

I hate talking to them but I can't help it because they are fascinating creatures

>>34708911
>It's said that women age like milk for a reason.
Is this meme still going? Some of the hottest women in the world are past their mid 20's. No one wants to fuck a girl who's taken a million dicks but virgins are pretty shit too. Just find the middle ground.

This conversation has been one of the creepiest thing I've witnessed and I just saw some sketchy as fuck shit when looking for fake incest porn.

>>34708987
Find me a woman that gets better looking as she gets older. That's what the phrase means.

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>>34708812
Because WOW SHE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU FREAK

Its funny because I grew up with parents who had a 10 year age difference, so I figured that was just normal.

But over the years its become "you can't be 19 and have a relationship with a 16 year old its wrong!!" so now I just don't know what to think on the subject anymore, all I know is it personally doesn't phase me because I grew up with parents who had a fairly decent age gap.

>>34708633
Just seen some myself. It's funny how they are screaming about the pedo assaulting them when he tries to push they camera away, and yet they threatening to take him down and or make a citizens arrest.

Pretty fucking silly.

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>>34707815
Flintstones chewable morphine
Dental plan!

>>34708987
>virgins have longer relationships
>virgins have fewer STDs
>virgins are happier

You are a literal cuckold if your requirement for a woman is that she's already had sex with other men.

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I just finished my night time bike ride, first time I've been on a bike in a decade.

>Hands hurt, seat hurt my butt too
>I've lived here for 2 years but saw a cornershop 5 minutes from my house I'd never seen before
>Had a few wobbles going down tight spaces but other than that it was just like I remember it

I wanna try an early morning ride when summer rolls around, that would be comfy.

>>34708974
speaking purely from ignorance and speculation. i feel most trannies become what they are because they lacked a father figure, where chastised by other males because they couldent fit in, and got on better with women/found the gender role of a women more comfortable.

>>34708987
>Some of the hottest women in the world are past their mid 20's.

main world in that being some. its a meme because it applies to most.

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>>34708286
>tfw when I own more than both of them combined and don't own a house yet
Honestly just wish this country would sink back into the ocean some days just to see the look on these cunts faces who knowingly keep the boomers housing market profitable

>>34708187
Thank you snek anon, you're a good egg!

I'm too tired tonight but I promise I'll give something a shot tomorrow!
If you doodle tonight pls post it, I'd love to see it!

>>34709025
Find me a man that looks better as they get older. That's just how age works. But you can BE older and still be good looking.

>>34709059
and that excuses their retarded behaviour?

murdering another human is bad, EVEN if your dad was an asshole to you

>>34709114
Most men get better looking as they get older, peaking during 35-40.

>>34709047
You are a literal autistic spaz if your requirement for a woman is she's a virgin. Just because you're not getting any doesnt mean the rest of the world has to wait for you to catch up.

I dropped out of uni last January after barely cutting it for three years. I left with nothing to show for it but 27 grand worth of debt. I'm 25 and I've not had a job in six years.

Going to the job centre tomorrow. feeling pretty bad.

My cock is absolutely throbbing. Feels so good. Thinking about LenLad. I can't even touch my cock because it's so hard...so sensitive. Throbbing. Steam coming off it.

>>34709142
Sorry but you're used goods and not worth my time.

>>34709025
Salma Hayek is an example off the top of my head.

>>34709147
Don't feel bad anon, just keep your eye out for jobs and keep your hopes up. The people who work at the job centre are like dementors, they feed off your happiness and replace it with misery, but only if you let them. Keep your job searches up so they have no reason to sanction you and take your own time.

>>34709120
>and that excuses their retarded behaviour?

no, i think i was trying to say that they are crazy, and its has not naturally occurred. there has, and always will be trannies though, difference is that the liberals are trying to force us to accept all their gender neutral shite

>>34709179
Looked better in Dusk till Dawn than she does now, and that's not even considering her surgery.

>>34709226
Now, sure. But I'd take her 10-15 years ago over her in Dusk.

>>34709267
What can I say you're objectively wrong.

>>34708854
Let's have a jam rolly poly then

>>34709222
as stupid as it all is, the ones that go the whole hog and disappear into obscurity after they're done, I can understand that
if you're trying to blend into the opposite gender, the LAST thing you want is exposure
it seems counterintuitive to me

>>34709107
it might be a few days till i've done it lad
but i'll post it for you when i've done
get your rest if you're tired lad,doesn't matter about the drawing tonight
may i suggest trying to draw something at work. it gave me a few chuckles today when i was doing the drawing, i kept thinking, i'm technically getting paid to draw. check out the proffesional artist. then i'd start giggling and get funny looks from muh colleagues.
but fuck em. stood there not paying attention and i was still doing a better job than the useless cunts.

>>34709025
Charlotte Gainsbourg does it for me these days, i want a stern wank off her

>>34707750
red orchestra 2

original comment required

>>34709025

Find me a man that does. And not a fucking billionaire actor, a fucking normal bloke, like what you (sort of) are.

All your dad's mates look like shit compared to what they did at 21, you'll be no different.

>>34709301
yeah, i agree, but should tell someone if they start dating them. i dont really care if someone is trans and they keep it to themselves. i just think all this gender neutral shit is retarded. i feel like more and more people are becoming trans.

>>34709384
>Find me a man that does. And not a fucking billionaire actor, a fucking normal bloke, like what you (sort of) are.

but you wouldn't know who they were talking about anon

this is a dumb question.

>>34709384
I don't know. a lot of men look way better when they're older its just people who don't know how to look after themselves. Just google pictures of sports athletes, nearly all of them look better at 30-35 than they did early on in their careers.

your dads mates probably eat like shit, drink alochol and don't get enough excercise

>>34709400
seems like a cult to me
and the trannies themselves even more so

>you tried on your sisters dress when you were 4?
>you're obviously a repressing tranny
>you should buy some hormones off the dark web ASAP
>if you wait until you're 18 you won't pass and you'll kill yourself within a decade
>don't talk to doctors/gatekeepers, they'll only make you wait

they are dangerously stupid people

lads how come there are private flats for rent/sale in council blocks and estates?

>>34709589
There's no such thing as a council house anymore. The housing companies own them, or private investors.

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>tfw anorexic
>tfw nobody takes it seriously
>parents don't seem to realise I am quite badly fucked
>I am 7 stone 8 and 5'11
>try to reach out to parents and tell them I have lost 1 stone in a year
>'Oh anon don't be silly, you look exactly the same, stones don't matter in the bones haha'
>tried loudly making myself vomit
>dad knocked on the door and told me to 'shit less quietly'
>tfw LITERALLY wasting away
>can feel my heart rate plummeting
>get cramps constantly from nutrient deficiencies
>can no longer produce ejaculate
>got a tin of Quality Street for christmas
>poured hot curry sauce over the chocolates to melt them and told everyone I was 'ruining the street with a paki shop'
>tfw I eat like 1100 calories a day at most and go to the gym 8 times a week

>>34709147
what was your course lad, and why did you drop out?

im debating it myself

>>34708552
You're preaching to the converted. Anyone here with half a brain redpilled themselves on the normie life template at age 18.

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>>34709652
>poured hot curry sauce over the chocolates to melt them and told everyone I was 'ruining the street with a paki shop'

FUCKING

L O L

>>34709652
how old are you?

I went to 8stone, same height as you but gradually went back to 10stone without changing my diet at all (probably eat like 1k-1.2k calories a day at most)

just got off the phone with gran after 40 minutes to connect her fucking TV to the internet lads

not sure how call centre people manage to cope honestly, I wanted to screech multiple times

>>34707903
"adulting hard" more like being a cog in the capitalist machine, becoming the bank's bitch for 30-70 years as you will be desperate to stay employed so you can make repayments on your mortgage.

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>>34709652
>>poured hot curry sauce over the chocolates to melt them and told everyone I was 'ruining the street with a paki shop'
Blimey

>make a ham sandwich
>enjoy it
>look at meat a little later
>it is extremely out of date

fuck

>>34709775
24
I'm fucked
Utterly fucked
My heart is damaged beyond repair I am certain.

>>34709775
>stone
what kind of poorfag country uses that?

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>>34707695
FUCK YOU BRIT CUNTS GIMME BACK MY NORTHERN IRELAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34709899
THE IRISH FREE STATE IS FULL OF NIGGERS AND I HATE IT.

>>34709673
Computer science.

Only had 120 UCAS points from a BTEC I practically failed. Got into uni via a HND.

>>34709887
johnny foreigner get out

>>34709899
nope
it's ours, and there's nothing you can do about it

>>34709997
I'm doing compsci as well, genuinely considering dropping out after half a year. I might be retarded.

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>mfw I get a new fetish and there's loads of content

>>34709652
Poleaboo's fantasies are getting more erratic

>>34710085
>>34709997
Is computer science really that hard/bad? I was looking to apply for it

>>34710187
No it really isn't.

t. got ABB at A level (those are shit grades)

paki at a chemist's refused to sell me codeine and paracetamol today lads. are they allowed to do this? i mean he was right about my intentions but still

>>34710145

How do you get a new one?

Porn is a precious non-renewable resource and I'd love to be able to mine a different vein of lewdness, can you condition yourself to find something arousing, I wonder?

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>>34710145

What sick filth have you gotten yourself into, lad?

>>34708854

rolling while i wait for my stomach to settle for me /nightwalk/

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>>34710241
>>34710225
It's degenerate for sure and i'm too shy to post it

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>>34710145
>>34710241
>>34710386
>tfw you'll never hang out with RLM and watch shite films

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>>34710386

Do it, now.

blox

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Does anyone have an impregnation fetish?

>>34710460

no, i often fantasise about getting married and having a kid though, even though if i had change to get a girlfriend or wife id probably bottle of out having kids (on purpose)

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>>34710449
Sorry, no can do

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>>34710522
>tfw you'll never stroke susan's beard

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>>34710522

Big, massive, fanny.

>>34707695

Come on lads, lets see the state of britfeel

http://www.strawpoll.me/12291810

>>34709922
tfw one of the 1.5%

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>>34710552
>tfw I'm the only here who has never been with anyone

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>>34710548
>tfw Mike laughs at his own jokes

makes me feel all fuzzy

>>34710623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw

"MUCH BETTER THAN!"

>>34710623

not really suprised no girl would want to be with a weeb

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>>34710552

The absolute state of britfeel

the absolute unoriginality of that comment

>>34710678
I'm not a weeb though. I just can't talk to women

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>>34710214
>ABB are shit grades

i feel like buying some kettle crisp, what flavors do you recommend, lads?

>>34710756
mature cheddar ones are quite nice

>>34710756
>he eats kettle crisps instead if Tyrrells
REEEEEEEEEEEEE. GET OUT YOU AMERICANISED BASTARD

>>34710756

Sea salt. Keep it simple

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>>34710756
forget the plebble chips and get these instead

>>34710741
They are though the a levels were piss easy and if you get lower than a B you might actually be braindead.

driving theory is getting booked soon, is it as easy as everyone says? im most bothered about the hazard perception and im doing it for a motorcycle not a car if that makes any difference

>>34710944
theory is easy enough, the majority of questions are common sense so you should be able to get at least 38-40. the hard ones are the only ones that matter, they're the ones that decide if you pass or not. make sure about road signs and sign shapes etc.

hazard perception is way easier now that they have the cgi videos, I failed the hazard 2 times with the old shitty videos from the 90s/2000s, and passed first time with the cgi videos

>High Tier

Pringles Sour Creme and Onion
Pringles BBQ
Doritos Tangy Cheese
Quavers
Skips
Pom Bears
Hula Hoops
McCoys

>Meh Tier

Kettle Chips
Tyrrels
Sensations

>Shit Tier

Lidl crisps

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>>34710900
>>34710814
you're too deep into the swamp

>>34710944
just do the online quizes until you can consistantly get 100%

Scientists around the world are working 24/7 trying to figure out the marking system for the hazard perception test.

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>>34711004
>pombears aren't on the top of the list

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Lads I've decided i have had enough of being a KHV robot. I'm still young (21 almost 22), there's still time for me. I've starting growing a beard to hide my babyface and weak chin, even if it's a patchy mess at the minute. I'm going to get /fit/ and fix my skinnyfat body. I've already started a lifting schedule and i'm weaning myself off of my gaming addiction. I want to improve myself.

I realised i know knowing, i'm not well travelled, well read, and i don't have any actual life experiences beyond sitting in my room shitposting on an anime image board - why would any girl want to be with me? I missed out on all the teen experiences, but i won't miss out on the 20s too.

>Woke up at 10.30pm.
>Went to be at 7.30am

No take aways open near me except papa pizza john hutiminoes.
Tough life.

>>34711030
I'm not in deep enough. Swallow me up and let me drown.

>>34710918
i found a levels much harder than uni, and i got a first in comp sci from a semi decent uni

>>34711004
>>Meh Tier
>Kettle Chips

they are high class crisps for a reason, you must be a peasant that cant appreciate the taste.

Can't remember the password on my old phone from 10 years ago but want to access the photos on it. Tech support guy literally just told me to google it because he can't help. Google said there's no way. Sat here manually entering in numbers starting at 0000 until I get to 10000. If its anymore than 4 digits I'm fucked. Too dumb to try and get a program to do this for me. Thank god I'm a NEET.

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>>34708286
>those house """owning""" normalfags
ha hah ah aha ha ha

remember in 2005 when any mong could get a mortgage because the government would subside them, even if they were sub-prime?

Oh m'lads.... We're in for another housing crash. The last one was only staved off because the government threw money at the problem and the BoE lowered rates. If things go to hell in a hand basket again, the govt can't borrow enough, and the BoE can't lower rates further. This is why the BoE and govt are getting rid of cash, so banks can start setting negative interest rates a.k.a. you have you pay to put money in the bank. If you can't take your money out in cash to save it, all you can do is invest/consume. Saving will be over, ruining whatever we have left of the economy.

These mongs in the BBC article signing up for 40 year mortgage plans are literally signing their lives away.

T. economist

>>34711004
>knick knacks and mini cheddars dont even make the list

I just wanted to watch some interesting youtube videos but ill be damned if I can find owt.

>>34711004
>Kettle chips that low
Clearly bait and you clearly work at a trashy call centre in an estate.
Bet it's for talk talk too.

>>34711105
this. he is probably the swamplad.

>>34711004
Lad just because you can't afford kettle chips it doesn't mean you have to put them that low out of spite. If you keep investing 20% of your NEEtbux into index funds, you should be able to buy a pack when you reach 55ish. Good luck lad, you'll be upper class one day.

>>34711082
tell us more about these photos....

Does packing in smoking give you the shits? Im just about getting to 72 hours without a cig and my guts have been killing me all day

>>34711162
Its literally just ones of me with my family when I was younger. Nothing juicy. Just feel sad that I might lose them.

Had a go of a mechanical keyboard in Currys earlier and really like the feel of it. Thinking of getting one at some point tbqh

>>34711038
The list was in no particular order lad, but pom bears are probably my no.2 after pringles sour creme and onion.

>>34711061
They taste fucking bland and don't have any crunch to them.

>>34711101
I bought knick knacks one and after one packet I felt like vomiting, the fuck do they put in those things. Mini cheddars are biscuits, not crisps. They're also FUCKING DISGUSTING.

>>34711105
>>34711125
I'm a neet who buys crisps at a croydon Sainsbury's at 11pm before retreating to my room in the Travelodge across the street.

>Work standard 40 hours
>Take home just under 300 a week
>Should be able to be saving money but somehow manage to spunk a lot of it on food even though I'm not buying treat things and usually cheap brands (admit I am trying to bulk so buying a bit more than normal)
>rent/energy bills/petrol etc. all take a nice sum out of my account
>don't go out for meals/entertainment
>saving fuck all, spending more than I earn if anything

The only solution is to work overtime but I don't want to be even more of a wageslave than I already am, I work to live not live to work for fuck sake

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>>34710549
Why does the drive-by heckle feel so humiliating? Why do they do it, lads?

>>34711215
Scampi Nik Naks were cracking lad.

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How the fuck did THIS GUY manage to convince a shitload of women that he was god and they need to be his sex slaves?

>>34711215
Your a neet living in a travel lodge in london? are you some kind of saudi prince?

it would explain why you dont like mini cheddars you fucking heathan. and while we are at it dont give me that bullshit that they are not crisps. You listed fucking skips and they are basically flavoured (and i use that term lightly) communion bread.

>>34710741
I got AACC. I rang edinburgh and they said
>NO IT'S BBB MINIMUM FUCK OFF
Surely the As should offset the C... Fuck those damn stuck up English impersonators, they're too full of themselves there anyway. I prefer Glasgow. Got my first tattoo there, aged 17.

>>34711247
dont know his exact tactic but some women are delusional as fuck and will fall for any old bollocks because its an escapism from life. there are tons of new age fellas that literally use there influence to fuck women all the time. rasputin is a good exapmple, he even cucked the tsar

>>34711096
I think our economy may be fucked somewhere during the next 5-6 years

Got a bit of padding but I'm just putting everything into getting an education/skills at this point. The best thing you can do to prepare for any crash is to make your job prospects as plump as possible, also obviously not invest in something like a massive loan (a mortgage).

>>34711096

I posted about my conspiracy theory on unsecured loan default rate and another recession, some week ago, don't know if you saw that. People are already defaulting on low-interest rate loans right now, as wages start stagnating due to economic uncertainty.

The minute the BoE is forced to put the base rate up when they can't hide behind Brexit, so many people are going to be fucked.

I called it for 2019, the BoE will salvage the next 18 months fine, but what the MPCs grand strategy is... I don't know.

Put the rates up, you fuck over an economy that's going to struggle with import/export tariffs, uncertain trade agreements, against living cost increases and wage stagnation, keep them low and any boat-rocking btfo's the country into a negative base rate.

Good for me, I've got a vested interest in housing market correction, fuck paying 200k for a 150k house.

>>34711224
I was in this problem and I started doing freelance work on the side through websites, it was really hard to get going but now I can make about 150-200 a week doing not much. The work is boring horseshit but who cares

>>34711215
>They taste fucking bland and don't have any crunch to them.

you have to be high class to develop a taste for them. they are are not made for peasants like you

>>34711224
Make a budget to try and make it work, or move back in with mummy.

>>34711348
>rasputin is a good exapmple, he even cucked the tsar
everybody take note, this is what happens when you take history lessons from Boney M

>>34709053
>butt
Fuck off yank.

>>34711364
Not him but I saw that, you posted on /biz/ right?

Agreed with you at the time, the current trend is not sustainable.

>>34711340
>Your a neet living in a travel lodge in london? are you some kind of saudi prince?
Ok I lied, I was there over the weekend but I'm back home at my parents house in east london now.

>it would explain why you dont like mini cheddars you fucking heathan
They're BISCUITS and they're fucking gross

>You listed fucking skips and they are basically flavoured (and i use that term lightly) communion bread
Still crisps, take your smegma biscuits and get out of my face

What are you lads up to tonight? I'm playing professor layton

>>34711096
>If you can't take your money out in cash to save it, all you can do is invest/consume

Can't you just buy something like gold or palladium?

>feeling the need to throw your life away so that you can live in a building with a few more walls that you say is yours but you don't actually own just so you can say you're a real adult now

i feel like i'm an edgy teenager again but fuck man, i just don't understand sometimes

i worked with a guy who scoped out a house very close to where we were working and got a mortgage using his missus' mummy and daddy's money, then a few months after they moved in the business went down the shitter, and now he's really fucked, top kek

>>34711431
downloading a film and reading

and eating kettle crisps

>>34711400
I'm not a yank, I just find ARSE to be vulgar so I say butt when talking to the delicate flowers on britfeel.

>>34711096
thanks brexit

>>34711461

>tfw with a mate and can't say "that bird has a great ARSE" because it just feels all wrong

>>34711431

struggling with nicotine withdrawal, probably gonna go to the late shop and get some amber leaf from Mr Patel any minute now

>>34711431
sitting at a reception desk designing cassette tape labels/covers

time of my life lad

>>34711472
>>34711461
reminds of uni today. some girl who i am half mates with said i was being vulgar because i said i was going for a piss. only really mates with her because she is part of my uni friends group and she is in my class.

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I just bought a house in the summer. It was 175k, but I paid 130k up front as the deposit and got a mortgage for the rest. It works out like 300 a month or something

it's good to own your own house and not have any shit cocksucker landlords trying to alternately wring you for every penny and run your life and treat you like a fucking serf though, I will say that

>>34711479
Play some shitty flash games on Newgrounds.

>>34711408
you list pingles dispite them clearly not being crips for fuck sake they dont even come in a bag. Doritos are tortillas

FUCKING POM BEARS AND HULA HOOPS

but no dont bring up mini chedders because they are not technically crips you twat

>>34711431

drinking some milk and listening to this while i have an internal struggle about whether i should go to bed now and get decent sleep for work tomorrow or stay up and play some xenoblade chronicles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRsaG_7THrg

>>34711510

i might try, already tried sketching/doodling and playing random games on my phone, paper toss kept me amused for a good 10 minutes but then i missed 3 in a row and almost threw a bitch-fit

>>34711495
cassette labels for what?

>>34711431
I stole 25 quids worth of video games from my little sister and sold them on ebay. She never played them anyone and I need my weeaboo games.

>>34711509
Where in Christ's name did you get 130k to drop on a house.

>>34711538
I make tapes as a little hobby/creative exercise

currently working on a soundtrack for the game Snatcher, a copy of kirk van houten's "can I borrow a feeling" demo tape from the simpsons and the dude's bowling sounds/bob dylan mixtape from the big lebowski

previously made a set of the audio logs from metal gear solid: peace walker for a guy from /mu/ and got paid 100 quid for them, undercharged him massively in hindsight

>>34711445
It's shit but there's no good alternatives outside of the big 3

>Work Live at home with mummy, save up but no independence, forever a manchild
>Pay landlord goldstein half your money and life just so you can have a place to sleep in when you're not working
>Sign your life away with a mortgage

Unless you live on a boat or the government forces the NIMBY class to accept cheaper modular housing there's no way poorfags without the bank of mum & dad can win.

>>34711547
You're a scumbag.

>>34711479

Tried vaping? I know it's seen as "poser" but I'm a 20 year smoker who just switched and I can tell you...IT WORKS!

My chest feels much better and I still get that nice hit at the back of the throat. It's cheaper and the 18mg oils deliver a lot more nicotine than cigs and rollys.

Once I buy a spare battery to use while the other is charging (can't go 2 hours with nicotine) I won't have to smoke again.

Also Amber Leaf, kudos mate that's my baccy of choice.

>>34711559
my mum died of everything cancer because she thought the power of positive thinking and The Secret were better ways to combat disease than chemotherapy and medication, her life insurance paid out 300k

>>34711523
>you list pingles dispite them clearly not being crips for fuck sake they dont even come in a bag.
Being in a bag is not the defining trait of a fucking crisp you mong. Pringles are undoubtedly crisps.

>Doritos are tortillas
Tortillas are just a type of crisp.

>FUCKING POM BEARS AND HULA HOOPS
And what m8? They're fucking nice even if they don't abide by typical crisp structure.

>but no dont bring up mini chedders because they are not technically crips you twat
They're tiny biscuits, as evidenced by the MINI bit of the name and the fact regular Cheddars are in the FUCKING BISCUIT AISLE.

>>34711479
If you're trying to quit keep at it. You don't want to be dying painfully of four types of cancer at 56 like by old man's old man

>>34711585
Whats the big deal?

You've clearly never had a sister. They get showered with gifts they don't appreciate and she's not gonna notice they're even missing.

>>34711059
must have been a terrible course then, a levels are very simple

>>34711590

actually i have, as stupid as it sounds i lasted 3 months vaping a few years ago, and i moved onto vaping form smoking pretty easily, but for some reason this time its knocking me sideways, over the last few weeks ive gone for a day or a few without smoking then always bought a pack of tobacco, usually late at night like this too

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>>34711591

>Here take this book, when you suddenly die, they'll blame it on you refusing to take your medication

>>34711623
I have an older sister. She is not showered in gifts, if anyone in my family is it would be my younger brother.

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>>34711591

>Anon's mum read The Secret, thought it would save her life
>Dead

>Elliot Rodger read The Secret, thought it would save his life
>Dead

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These are my living conditions at the moment lads.
Been playing ps1 all nights.
Gonna try and make a positive change today.
Wish me luck

>no waifu posting or trapposting
>good variety of conversation flows freely with minimal disruption

Wish it was like this more.

>>34711714

i wish i still had my PS1 and PS2, been in the mood to play PS2 state of emergency for the last few days, gutted that i cant

>>34711714

Fucking hell that TV is small, also if you didn't use the electric radiator, you'd be able to afford a new matress.

>>34711714

nah mate, get Crash Team Racing on the go or Final Fantasy VII, playing a real ps1 in the dingy light of the tv in a darkened bedroom is top comfy

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>>34711720
It is a bit too civilised. Let me shit up the thread a bit

>>34711743

shes fair fit

Fucking HATE working and HATE the thought of working lads. Could quite happily spend the next 40 years shit posting and watching youtube. I am 31, no girlfriend ever, fucking HATE boy children, wouldn't mind a girlfriend but it's never going to happen.


How can I attain my goal lads? I'm going to eat a second shin cup BTW.

>>34711723
Miss my PS2 as well

>GTA 3, VC, SA
>True Crime LA & NYC
>Simpsons Hit & Run
>Dragon Quest VIII
>Canis Canem Edit
>Urban Chaos: Riot Response
>The Warriors
>Eyetoy
>Serious Sam

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fuck this im off to Mr Patels as soon as the pub accross the road has kicked out so i wont get hassled off any Tuesday night pissheads

>>34711816
unless you want a hambeast gf, you will need to work. girls dont like neets because of the social stigma attached to it. you could only get away with being a neet if you had a legitimate way of income like investments

>>34711736
Playing ff9 recently. Gonna play 7 when I'm done.
My ps1 is chipped so I'm gonna go library and download loads of isos and have any game I want. Weeheee

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>>34711867
>Tfw not pissed on Tuesday even though no work on Wednesday
>Tfw not pissed in months because trying not to be a fuck up
>Tfw missing alcohol every day

>>34711900
Thing is I can work and earn a very good wage, but I've got nothing to spend the money on. I live on about 7 grand a year.

>>34711908
PLAY II, IV, VI, VIII AND X YOU FUCK EVEN NUMBERS ARE BEST

>>34711942
get a gf then, or a hobby? i dont know, if you earn a very good wage, im sure you could get a gf quite easily.

>>34711816
If you find out just let me know. Let us all know.

>>34711720
The waifuposters are all sleeping
Except me, but I won't ruin the mood.

>>34711816
get a job in security, luck out and land a job pulling night shifts at a site where literally nothing happens

all I do is shitpost on 4chan and watch netflix and they pay me nearly 9 quid an hour for it

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>>34711714
Improving the situation.
>1/2

>>34712017
If only they were all like you.

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>>34712048
>>34711714
Improving the situation
>2/2

>>34711714
>>34712048
>people legitimately live in these conditions.
I'm glad my parents are even remotely well off

>>34712062
>>34712048
Nice upper class room that lad. I don't even have space to walk in mine. I walk In and I'm basically next to the bed.

Currently on my third day without a fag, was dreaming of cigerettes last night. Tempted to end it all right now and grab me some holborn, some doritos and some cider.

>>34712061
This thread accounts for a significant amount of my socialising, it would be stupid to make a bad impression.

Supposed to be on a diet and I've just eaten two shin cups...

>>34712142
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>>34712133

mate youre doing better than me, just about to head out the door to the late shop now, amber leaf for me and ill pick you up some holborn

>>34712133
How could you get cider when it's after 10?

>>34711970
> tfw 25k and no gf

Still looking for life's instructions, not doing this right, surely

>>34712191
Petrol station down the road does cider, I always buy from them late at night. It's only big chains like Tesco, Sainsbury, Asda that stop selling after 10.

I'm doing alright with my diet so far. Managing a 1000 calorie deficit with ease. Predicted time to unfat myself: 7 weeks. I'll believe it when I see it desu. It can't possibly work that fast given how fat I feel.

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>>34711584
Not likely, the NIMBYS are usually Landlord Goldstein and the Boomers.

Don't want you messing up their nice portfolios do they?

>>34711952
X is on ps2 bro. I wish I could.
>>34712119
Council house bro. My mum had a three bed with small rooms when I grew up. She gave up a bedroom due to bedroom tax couple years a go. Just moved back in with her as I ruined my own life. So I get this. Could be worse. Could be better.
>>34712073
Post your room then Richie rich

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>>34707695
How does this make the eternal anglo feel

>>34712222
Remember if it doesnt work in 7 weeks, give up and go back to your old diet.

>>34712222
Chek'd
Maybe do 500 instead? Unless you're really fat then fair play