ITT we post out oneitis' and other robots comment on what

>>34735304
BULGE DETECTED
ABORT MISSION
DO YOU COPY?
ABORT MISSION

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>don't know any females IRL or online
>NEET; don't have a job or go to school
>don't have more than 2 friends; neither have female friends
>literally have no one to "oneitis" or crush on
>mfw these threads/"oneitis posts" keep popping up with increasing regularity

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>>34735323
>implying my oneitis has a penis

She's literally perfect and look at her feet!
Do you think they stink, anon?

>>34735345
Wouldn't you be able to bang wagecuck gf's?

>>34735428
>Wouldn't you be able to bang wagecuck gf's?
How? Where do I meet them?

>>34735345
Good for you, having a oneitis is hell

>>34735474
Piano lounges, country clubs etc

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>tfw cant even oneitis anymore
There's a girl at work, she's cute and funny and we make eachother laugh, but I feel nothing. She has a boyfriend, and I know she doesn't want anything to do with me. But man, I just know that if it were me a few years ago, I'd be obsessing over her. Fantasizing about her. Dreaming. Stalking her social media. I'd be in love with her, but now I don't feel a thing. I kinda miss it.

>>34735523
>Piano lounges
fucking what?

>country clubs
What part of NEET do you not understand; country club memberships run upwards of like $1k/mo here in my city

>>34735481
I just want the pseudobots to get the FUCK off my board ree

>>34735579
How do you show off your musical mastery if you don't go to a piano lounge?
and how do you laugh at us wagecucks if you're not on the gold course?

>>34735604
>How do you show off your musical mastery if you don't go to a piano lounge?
>and how do you laugh at us wagecucks if you're not on the gold course?
Oh

You're one of those tumblreddit <25y.o. tourists who actually believes the greentext stories they read on here. Sad!

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>>34735345
Do you like video games, anon?

Because my oneitis does

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She's been my oneitis since high school

>>34735693
What do you think she smells like after a nice hot, sweaty workout with Chad?

>>34735693
>>34735646

Post their faces you cucks

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>>34736070
ok
this is an original face

you are funny OP, I bet that is you in that picture

you are a very pretty (((girl)))

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Here ya go
Even though she is semi-famous on here

>tfw don't even know oneitis' name, so e-stalking is impossible

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Need to post some comments

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HOW DO I STOP BEING AN AUTISTIC SPERGLORD SO I CAN TALK TO HER REEEEEEEEEEE

>>34735304
>>34735395
>>34735646
>>34735693
>>34736118
>>34736287
STOP ORBITING ATTENTION WHORES. original message

>>34735304
Wait you guys actually have oneitis'?

I thought you were just memeing why would you do this?

>>34736468
>STOP ORBITING ATTENTION WHORES
My oneitis almost never posts pictures of herself on her social media even though she's quite attractive, is this good?

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>>34736525
>>34736468
I don't see the problem of a oneitis especially since she's cute and makes my tummy feel all fuzzy inside

>>34736525
I didn't seek one out, it just happened. As for why I keep hanging on now even though it seems hopeless it's probably masochism.