>professor has everyone introduce themselves >one chad

Hello, I'm anon. I play video games, suffer with severe depression, and like vaporwave. Please don't approach me
>Give your mock introduction anononononons

>>34738588
that's a fine introduction bro you just have to be confident in yourself

guitar is cool

what bands do you like?

>>34738629
Deftones
Tool
Korn
Limp Bizkit
Megadeth
Metallica
RATM
Van Halen
Rush

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>>34738588
Burned girl? That almost sounds like...

>>34738679
>all that edgy fedoracore

>>34738626
Howdy there. I'm Mr Anon and I like knives and fire.

>>34738679

Amazing. I'm 34 and those are bands I listen to.

I find it fascinating that youth still like rock music.

I thought everyone your age would be listening to EDM/dubstep.

But to me, nothing can really replace the anger/misery/angst of a good rock band.

>>34738731
no one ever said OP wasn't 34
Most of those bands are quintessential late 90s metal

>>34738800
>no one ever said OP wasn't 34

Yeah I suppose. Good point.

OP how old are you?

Also there's nothing wrong with your answer. That's what I used to say back then as well.

And I ended up here ...

So um...

Yeah.

>>34738626

Vaporwave fucking sucks. Its too boring.

>>34738848
OP here
I'm 21
I just like 90s grunge/ metal

>>34738950
Grunge is truly the most robot genre

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Hello, I'm anon, and although I may appear to be happy, these are really just multiple walls I've put up so that no one can see the withering, painfully depressed interior of my emotions, because I wouldn't want to worry anybody. I listen to Van Morrison, Creedence Clearwater Revival, and Led Zeppelin because I cling to scraps of joy I felt when I first heard these bands as a child. I'll probably meet a few of you, and become way more invested in our friendship than you are because of my constant loneliness.

>>34738950

What do most angry/unhappy kids your age listen to?

Rap music is ultra normie shit about bitches/hoes/money/fucking/ego.

EDM is monotonous easy going music with no real edge to it.

?

I don't get what the modern equivalent of the bands you listed is.

>>34738588

OP you are weak as fuck to be affected by this shit, and unless that chad actually talked in 12 languages I wouldnt believe shit

Also tons of fucked up chicks had a boyfriend but they don't even get a pity fuck trust me

>>34739019
>What do kids my age listen to?
I legitimately do not know. I assume rap and pop garbage. I don't talk to a lot of people, most of my "friends" are like me

>>34738626
I'm Anon. I have a decent career which I just started after finishing top of my class a couple years ago but my personal life is completely dead. I have almost no friends, I don't get out much and I spend most of my free time listening to music and looking at SFW pokemon fanart on /vp/. Now fuck the fuck off.

>>34738588
Are you implying you want to waste your time learning languages or be an AUTISTIC BURN VICTIM?

>>34738876
Try vaportrap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEaRON-XP3g

>>34739098
>That video is not available.

Cool story bro.

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>>34739098
WAIT
HOLY SHIT

I LISTEN TO THIS TYPE OF MUSIC ALL THE TIME AND I ALWAYS SAID IT WAS TECHNO WHEN PEOPLE ASKED

IVE BEEN LISTENING TO UNDERGROUND VAPORWAVE FOR A DECADE AND PEOPLE ALWAYS GAVE ME SHIT BECAUSE I SAID IT WAS TECHNO AND I LISTENED TO TECHNO ALL THE TIME

>>34739019
Not him but they listen to edgy rap or "muh autistic screaming" bands if they're anrgy.
Unhappy/depressed ones probably listen to meme shit like vapourwave, or at least I do anyway along with 80's jpop

>>34739019
not OP but same age, emo non normies either listen to japanese animu shit or 90s-00s nu-metal like the bands you listed (LP, Deftones, SOAD, Disturbed, A7X (stretching it, I know) et cetera)

I just claim to read books and like traveling. keeps me simple an anonymous.

>>34739352
can confirm

t. 20 and listen to those

>>34739352
OP here, I like those bands too

>>34738588
> hi, I'm anon. I like dank memes and sniffing lines of moon sugar from khajits ass crack.
Guaranteed random awkward glances from girls for the rest of the year.

>>34738731
sorry to be pedantic but just so you're aware EDM is a massively encompassing term whereas dubstep is more a microgenre, thats like saying rock/deathmetal

>>34738679
Idk why you'd limit yourself to only 1 genre. I know you didn't say that's all you listen to but all your bands are fairly similar, why not branch out a bit?

What's wrong with movies and guitars? Loads of people like movies and play guitar...you didn't say anything embarrassing but you kept info to a minimum. Who gives a shit...no need to bear your soul to a bunch of strangers.

My name is...

I dislike everyone equally and would never limit my hatred to any one specific sex or race. Small talk is taxing and I am a private person. I would have simply said "fuck off" but did not want to come off as rude.

Have an excellent day and don't get raped...