To anyone who's been friendzoned, at least you don't

that guys is way better looking than her

>>34738367
That dude looks gay desu, she is prob his fag hag

That chick looks like Weird Al

OP going for the gold medal in projecting

>>34738402
kek this man

>>34738367
atleast he gets touched by a woman

is she a fucking vampire?

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Absolutely friendship at its finest.

do you guys seriously not have any female friends that you aren't in love with?

>>34738402
I thought it was from the thumbnail

thought it was a weird photoshop

>>34738590
>Having female friends
>Having any female contact at all

How the fuck do you most of us got here in the first place?

>>34738367
Looks more like the guy is friendzoning the girl

>>34738389
He must be gay.

>>34738590
I stopped that when I left school. There's absolutely nothing redeemable about any woman that is enough to counteract the endless amount of bullshit, bitchiness, immaturity, and drama, other than her vagina.

If there's no chance of me fucking her (Which is the majority of the time) then I ignore her

>>34738590
I do. But I feel weird for it. Like they are attracted to me, but I don't like them. I'm not saying they do. But it's just a feeling I get from it

>>34738402
I just assumed it was Weird Al

>>34738367
yeah at least I didn't get friendzoned by weird al yankovic

>>34738612
>i never leave my house : the post

>so beta even Weird Al on hormones friendzones you
that has got to hurt

>>34738681
Outside of my job, you are correct

>>34738393
>>34738632
If he were gay shouldn't there not be a need to mention that their thing is platonic? That's pretty much implicit. If he were straight then it'd be important to mention that so people don't get mixed signals.

>>34738653
I feel the same way, I think there is such a fine line between friendship and courtship that it gets confusing. Most likely they arent attracted to you or they would have made a move, at least that's how I approach this situation.

>>34738590
I'm an ugly virgin but I will never get that low, faggot.

>>34738704
You don't have any female colleagues?

>>34738681
>>i never leave my house : the post
normie thinking he's cool in the autist board with meaningless insults: the post

>>34738489

I was going to say, dude.

I rather practice for girls with that boipucci than fug that weird looking vampire chick desu

>>34738836
None in my department.

That being said, I don't think colleagues really count. It's female contact but it's purely professional. Gender doesn't matter in that scenario imo.

>>34738681
>i never leave my house because people (women, mostly) are cunts to me**
corrected

>>34738367
Who is the guy? And who is the girl?

>>34739033
Well, maybe you should start shaving, lose weight, use a deodorant and stop wearing a Twilight Sparkle pin on your fedora? That really helps sometimes, you know.

>>34739192
>lol u r neck ber and don showr

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-world_hypothesis

dumb

>>34738367
She has my exact teeth.

What the fuck.

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>>34739496
I wouldn't advertise that fact mate.

>>34739546
I've come to terms with my shit genetics anon. I don't really give a shit.

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>>34738489
>tfw girls only want guys with lots of blood

>>34738402
>>34738606
>>34738663
Same here. I was wondering what OP was talking about.

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>>34738556
>yet we're the ones with autism
normies make me cringe

>>34738590
I have in the past it's not a good feel at all. Human contact in and of itself tends to wind up being a negative experience.

>>34738590
It's the fucking worst, I've had a thing for one of my best friends for like a year now. It's the most painful thing ever, especially since she knows.