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Yes, this is that Velo, and yes I am going to be continuing the original quest from where we left off with the ending a little bit changed as you'll see.

To explain - TrickQM and I reconciled and talked out our differences, and he and others kinda helped me work through my fuck ups from before. I've learned my lesson and I hope another chance is given.


You are Isaac.

A college student inexplicably transported into the universe of A Song of Ice and Fire, naked and at the mercy of a kind peasant in Highgarden who clothed you and housed you until joining the Tyrell's royal guard.

Isaac has made allies in his last few months in two particular people - Elinor Tyrell, a kind handmaiden to Margaery Tyrell who you suspect is falling in love with you, and Boar, a chubby younger soldier who can't stop whoring, but you trust him somewhat.

After escorting the Lady Tyrells to meet Renly Baratheon at Storm's End, your combined convoys headed to King's Landing to observe the Hand's Tourney, a massive event expected to cost over several hundred thousand dragons. In a stroke of genius you bet on as many of the destined winners as possible, setting you up to become one of the richest men in Westeros should you collect.

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Dizzy, spinning almost, watching your surroundings with a fascinated stare. The night had been long fought, but you were almost through with it. Your leather-boot clad feet trudge along the dirt path towards the bridge connecting the Red Keep to the rest of King's Landing, your eyes can't help but try catching the moonlight glinting off of the white capped waves further in the harbor and down the coast, if you weren't in the situation you were in, you're sure you'd run up to the bridge and stare for hours at the sight.

(cont.)
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>>412844
Of course several knife cuts lacerating your upper body that were quickly draining you of blood, dripping down to your two hands wielding your usual sword and shield. You didn't see your attackers anymore, one of the shadowy figure killed and likely another injured when they jumped you in the alley during your trip back to the Red Keep the night before the Hand's Tourney, betting chips in hand after perfectly predicting every joust, archer position, and Melee victor among every respected bookie in the markets you could find. Should you collect after the tournament concludes according to lore, you stand to instantly become one of the richest men in Westeros, as the exponential growth of your winnings will beat that of the winner's purse of the tourney itself.

Rightly so, you celebrated, drinking quite heavily and letting yourself go for once with Boar and other comrades in the taverns, getting piss-drunk, acting too handsy with the women, it was all great fun until you were woken by the tavern keeper who explained you had passed out and it was getting too late for guests in the inn area. Luckily the chips were all intact, but someone had followed you, leading to now - one dead and yourself badly injured.

> Isaac, how do you survive? Face them head on? Run? Call for help?
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>>412846
Run
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>>412846
Guys we should run away
[spolier]I had too[/spolier]

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Last time, we played as a Freewind Equenaut who knocked up a dryad and betrayed the church. His story is still canon, but now we're switching protagonists!

Roll 1d16 for your mana color.
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Rolled 12 (1d16)

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>>416611

Why, we are blue! Such an elusive and tricky color.

Please roll 1d100 to determine our Mana Cost.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>416628

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Shit nigger, there's a black pixel here, minuscule and lonesome as ever. What do you want to do with it, faggot?

You have 5 spare pixels in your possession. These can be used to progress the quest.

For example, you can:
>Add one onto the pixel
>Put it on the field
>Expend one to change the color of a preexisting pixel

Well? The choices are yours, fag.
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>>414639
Well I just HAVE to know what is gonna happen here. Create a really tiny pixel farm using out 6 pixels.
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Spread em out in a starry shape, one space between each black pixel. I'm on mobile so not gonna modify the image. I love you.
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You've built a farm! Every command taken (including this one) will produce an extra pixel.

Pixel + 1

You have 1 pixel.

Entities:
Farm x1, producing 1 pixel every turn

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Chapter Directory: http://pastebin.com/sgnYBisD

Welcome /qst/-readers to Scrumptious Calem and Kuudere Serena's Tubular Voyage, a ridiculously wacky over-the-top monster-of-the-week reinterpretation of the plot of Pokemon X and Y! This story has moved from /vp/ after being hosted there since Oct. 2013, if you're new and this is your first time with us, please consider catching up with the dropbox archives in the Chapter Directory for the latest on our lore and inside jokes or sit down and enjoy the ride with little-to-no context whatsoever! Either way, you're in for a show!

Story interactivity is simple: readers will frequently be given ABC-style choices over several intervals in the thread, the choice with the most votes wins and progresses the chapter. Ties are randomized and players are notoriously penalized for simultaneously voting for more than one choice unless otherwise stated. Sometimes, the choice is a "fill-in-the-blank", and you will be tasked with thinking of the ideal scenario for the story to continue ("What do you do next?"). The response that garners the most reader-support often has the best chance of winning. Now enough explanations, any longer and Gen VII will have come out! Enjoy!
Comfey, Mudsdale, Mimkyu = Good|Bounsweet, Wimpod = Meh|Bewear = no
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["THE CITY OF LIGHT" — LUMIOSE CITY, KALOS REGION]
[OUTSIDE THE EXCLUSIVE EXECUTIVE'S RETREAT {**UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT**}, LUMIOSE CITY HALL]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fd4YiUAmkw

"Well.. that was certainly.. a thing that happened."

"Indeed.. It would seem as if the mayor isn't the most patient Pokemon there ever was. As it stands, time is most definitely not on our side."

Looker's words are short and sweet, but are more than enough to sum up the disconcerting conviction of a meeting that just took place. What you reckoned was going to be a mere expository dumping ground courtesy of the mayor..... ended up molding itself into something of a politician's raw interpretation of blackmail, not to mention the additional mouth to feed that came with it.
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"Hmph." Diancie scoffs, refusing to do so much as glance at Serena, and instead preferring to stick by the lesser evil that is you (keep in mind that you need to have that frown turned upside-down by the end of her visit).

A) "Well, all we gotta do is show Diancie the time of her life. How hard could that be?"
B) "But how are we supposed to get anywhere? We still don't have any leads!"
C) "I'll say! The one day I finally go home and bury the hatchet with my mom, and this nut puts us on lockdown!"
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>>412683
A
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>>412683
A for testing fate.

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Topic might suit the /qtg/, but the activity in there always drops drastically after auto permasage. In this thread people can post ideas/pitches for quests they'd like to run or see someone else run. Others review these pitches/ideas with constructive criticism while helping them improve on their ideas and not bash them.

OBS. Ignore anyone going "It's shit" or anything of the sort. It's the mark of a shitposter. To start us off, I got an idea of my own:

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A party of six individuals have either through fate or for mutual gains, be it coins or fame etc. gathered together. You are The Fighter, the leader of this group. You want to become an Adventurer by profession, Hero by reputation. Much like your mother before you. Travelling with you are the young Rapier-wielding Elvish Bard that loves to sing and play on his Ocarina. He wants to weave a tale and a song from these adventures; The Witch and her brother-turned-familiar whom both want to break the curse of witchcraft set upon them and return to human form; The Ranger who is a naive young girl that was thrown out of her village. She wants to prove to them that she's not worthless by hunting down a Legendary creature; The Rogue is a volatile woman who's a thief by profession, but engineer at heart. Her motives for joining the group is unknown for now; The Berzerker, a former dwarf smith turned mercenary when one of the Dwarven Kingdoms was lost to the goblin hordes. He now seeks to convince the former Dwarf Lords to give their support to him and acquire enough coin to support and outfit a new host of dwarves with armor and steel to retake his lost home.

Follow these six as they go about their Action/SoL Adventures where they take up contracts and missions from town to town, city to city, exploring the world whilst crawling through dungeons, hunting down bandits/packs of monsters, and escorting items or people of importance through dangerous areas etc. for coins and rewards. Eventually you'll get to help each and everyone of your group members with their own personal quests as well.
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>>412300
You wake up in what looks like a Savannah. But after several minutes looking around you realize your not in the wild. The flashing burst of lights and the panes of plastic looking glass make it obvious. YOU ARE IN A ZOO! THIS IS YOUR HABITAT! ESCAPE!
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I would follow a Legionary Quest
Following the life of a Roman Legionary in Caesars legions would be beyond fun.
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>>412300
I kinda want to give Monstergirl Sky Pirates another go.

Or maybe just another kill->eat->grow stronger quest. Those are fun, if limited.

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"There you go" Emi says. "Honestly, I leave you alone for 5 minutes..."
"It was more than 5 minutes" You say, testing your now uninjured right arm.

Emi rolls her eyes and turns to Tian. "How did this happen?"
"He was trying to bend his blade, and he bent it back a little too far" Tian replies.

"You stabbed yourself trying to bend your blade?" Emi asks.
"I had my eyes closed" You say.
"Why?"
"So I could focus" You reply. "Next time I'll bend it in a different direction"

Emi lets out an exhasperated sigh. "Keep your eyes open next time" She says.
"But how can I focus with my eyes open?" You ask.

Emi flicks your forehead. "Figure it out. I don't want to see you running in here bleeding again"

You think for a moment, and open your mouth to rebutt, but Emi cuts you off.

"And no walking calmy, or coming in with injuries that aren't bleeding either" Emi says.
"Darn..." You say. "Am I really that obvious?"
"Yes" Emi says. "Now get going"

>Ask if she wants to come along... just in case

>Head back to the courtyard

>Ask what she was doing when you came in

>Other
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>>413972
>>Head back to the courtyard
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>>413972
>>Head back to the courtyard
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>writing

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Archive (First thread isn't there as it's on a different page. Find it by clicking "Pilot Quest" and scrolling down to July 2016. It's the first entry):
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pilot%20Quest%201989,
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After the fight with the USAF guys, you had Zeus go over your aircraft's gun-camera and fire control systems. To get a better picture of how many kills you had got in that fight compared to the others in your unit. You roughly estimated that you had 3 kills, Slider had 4 and Scorpion had 4.

In your defence, you had to battle a damn super jet that you weren't expecting.

Though in retrospect, you did a damn site better than almost everybody else. Only Kenji had managed to score a kill and that was before he had been smoked by an F-16 that was on his ass. The Boss's flight hadn't been able to get any kills because they winded up fighting a pair of F-15s under heavy ECM coverage. Meanwhile Durendal kept arguing that she had been "killed" because Slider had left her behind, Slider argued that Durendal hadn't covered her properly and from there the conversation devolved into a shit-fest that made you envy Zeus, he had something else to do.

In any case, you returned to base just after midday, touching down just as the clock struck 12:45. Upon climbing out of your aircraft you were instructed to head to the CINPAC's office for debrief with the rest of your unit.

As you arrive there you could hear CINPAC yelling as some unfortunate sod. Sounded like you would be there for a while.

>Talk with a squadmate (who?)
>Keep quiet until CINPAC called you in.
>Other (write in)
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>>413882
>Talk with a squadmate (who?)

Speak to Scorpion, ask how she thinks we flew together and if there we any spots where we could tighten up
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>>413999

Sorry forgot my title, also good to see you still around
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>>413882
Backing: >>413999

Previously, on Wave Chasers

Wave Chaser: Ah shit, why are you killing me, why must you take religion, sea serpent waifu, souls, the boundaries between planes, and diefic apotheosis so serious?

Unexpected Inquisitor:Die heretic!

Resplendent Wave: Fishomancy go! Turn everyone into half-fish mer so that we can flee to the sea.

Wave Chasers: Cool. Let's settle on this awesome island covered in ancient mysterious structures!

Wave Chasers: FUCK there's no food, and even the goats are trying to kill us with heavy metal poisoning. Let's go to volcano jungle island.

Son's of Light: Pussies, we got this. Go ahead and run.

Wave Chasers: K.

Blood Clan: Wooh, hunting! There are so many fun things to kill here! And, any humans that want to try to join our all demon club, well, maybe you could learn magic to make up for not being super awesome immortal strong demons. Oh, I see you learned Bending, I mean, er Kinetic Magic. Nifty.

Waterdawn: By the power of love, we've discovered mer humans can have half-demon babies despite demons usually being unable to have children in return for being awesome.

Daemon League AND Wintermane: Gimme dat.

Waterdawn: Fine. :/ At least we found this cool gem with amazing fire powers.

Resplendent Wave: Gimme dat.

Waterdawn: OH COME ON!

Wave Dancers: How come the frog-people are the straight men?

Resplendent Wave: Don't you want to become samurai who set themselves on fire for battle?

Wave Dancers: :^)

Murlocs: We're creepy, and totally not going to eat you, we promise.

Abyssals: We're creepier, and OMNOMNOMNOM

Murlocs: Damn it, I'm upstaged. >:(

Daemon League: Darn it, there aren't enough mer women for all our science nerds. TO THE DRAWING BOARD! FOR SCIENCE! MAKE THE ABYSALLS INTO WAIFUS EDGEY ENOUGH FOR OUR EDGELORDNESS!

*CRIT FAIL*

Daemon League: And now we're all dark skinned women.. CURSE YOU RULE 63!

>>389674
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>Murgleflurgleurglemurgleflurge!
>More Incoherent Gurgling
Oh I'm sorry I just wanted to be the first one to post, so much for being upstaged.
Well I'm going to be asleep, I'll be back in roughly... a long time.
>Collapses onto the ground and gurgles
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Pic of Resplendent Wave, local demi-goddess who grants control to her followers over the Elements of Water, Fire, Storm, and Fish, and the Aspects of Protection, Life, Blessing, and Purification. Huge ass elemental affinity chart and exact spell list on request. She's always up for helping people out with non-violent requests, and has hugged a dragon to death on occasion to protect her followers.

Longterm Goals: Free the Demon's Souls from Limbo. And flip off the Pantheon. It's a long story. Civ Bulgar's fantasy civ quest. Go look it up if you like, he's cool.

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How to get magic:
A. Think really hard. Works reaally slowly. No fireball today.
B. Sacrifice blood, yours or preferably someone elses. Store in potions, cast ye fireballs.
C. Pray to a god, to store up said thinky hard in A (sacrificing, ala B, also works), so that you can cast ye fireballs later. Unless said god you worship is a ice god, in which case you better like ice magic.

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Some things my summary up there might have not made clear:

Wintermane is a Pirate Sea Elf Captain, and there are lots of other Pirate Sea Elves in these waters, they're our trade partners and generally seem to be more powerful than us with an established civilization than us, but they seem alright. They're almost all redheads, and we think they're fire element because of it.

And tons of other shit but I don't really honestly expect many more newcomers.
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>>411933
Sorry, I was aiming for comedic effect, for example, flavoring Waterdawn as having everyone take their stuff. :P

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You rob a store with your black friend.
He sneezes and pulls the trigger and kills the clerk
You guys run to the getaway car.
The drivers name is Monique, she drives you to the nearest lake.
Your black friend says
>let's hey rid of these pistols, their going to be looking for us soon.
Get away clean.
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>>413533
give them both to the black friend and tell him to hide them
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>>413533
Break down the guns into as small pieces as you can, cause you're not a moron, and bury them individually in the hills near your city.
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Rolled 69 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

ag

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You didn't know what to do. You were caught off-guard and you didn't know how to answer. "Yeah... I can go." You tell Aya.

"Thanks... Thank you so much Ryu." She sounded relieved when you said you would go. "I don't have much time... I'll wait for you at the lobby!" Before she hangs up the phone, you asked her what was going on. "It's my parents. They are coming to bring me back to our hometown. They said they can take care of me better there. I don't want to go back Ryu... I want to stay with you..."

When you heard what was happening, you immediately realized why she was so desperate. You knew what life was like for her under her strict parents. It was lonely and dull. Boring and uneventful. She was like a caged bird back then. The only reason she was able to survive was you, but now she won't even have you as company. "I see..." However, what can you really do to help her? Was it even worth it to go to her?

[ ] "I'll be there soon. I'll help you talk to your parents."

[ ] "I'll be there soon. You can stay at my house for a couple of days."

[ ] "Ah... I don't know if I can do anything for you Aya.

[ ] Write-in
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>>412872
>[ ] "I'll be there soon. I'll help you talk to your parents."
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>>412879
You are in every thread I like Irish
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>>412872
>"I'll be there soon, i'll take you to Aya's, i''m sure she won't mind too much."
this might be a bit painful/annoying for them, but it'll be easier to protect her

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Since the previous thread is going to be archived soon i'll resume the quest here in a new thread.

Previous Thread: >>383650

>Lets keep attacking the cultist.

>walk to the summoning circle and hope to disrupt it with our infallible, righteous personage.

> (>walking into what very well could be a landmine)
>I'd rather beat up the cultist before he finishes doing whatever he's doing.

>How about we throw the cultist onto it? Maybe there is telefragging in this dungeon.
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The smell of sulfur and ash (with a tiny hint of Cinnamon?) engulfs the room as a spine-chilling apparition emerges from the magic circle, in a cloud of smoke and fire.

Demon Wyrm: "WHO DARES SUMMON THE MIGHTY WYRM, EATER OF SOULS, CRUSHER OF HOPE AND DESTROYER OF W..."
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Demon Wyrm: "Yeah ok no, fuck this! Not in the mood to deal with bullshit today..."

The Demon Wyrm slithers back into the open portal, bringing along the cultist.

The portal and the magic circle disappear in a puff of black smoke.

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The year is 1942. You are a US Marine Raider on the island of Guadalcanal.
Your name is Johann Joestar, age 19.
You are part of a ragtag squad of with another Raider, Angus Young . You are tasked with causing disorganization within the Japanese forces after being airdropped behind enemy lines.
Some might call this a suicide mission, but you don't intend to go down without a fight.

>Archive http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Jojo%27s%20Bizzare%20Adventure:%20High%20Voltage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

This thread will be from Angus' perspective for the most part. Depending on how things go, of course.
As you get ready to fire, you remember that the remaining Jap could stop the bullets from reaching him. You remember that his 'blocks' can push things around.

You hesitate, realizing that if you don't set your shot up perfectly, and very soon, you might wind up being nailed to a tree.


>Just take the damn shot
>Wait for an oppurtunity to strike
>'Teleport' right behind him through the fog
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>>416726
>Just take the damn shot
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>>416726
>>Just take the damn shot
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>>416726
>Just take the damn shot

Since there was a loss of interest in the last thread, I am starting completely over and this is why I must say this, I want players who will show up around 9 AM EST most days unless I say otherwise other than that...

Welcome to Medieval Ruler! Slightly based off of Crusader Kings II, you will take control of a series of rulers over a period of history between 769-1440 and will face many unique challenges and events along the way!

Combat system is the dynamic 3d10 system. You all decide upon a three step plan and the first three rolls will be the average of EACH roll and I write the outcome and so on.

Example:
Raise Shield (3d10)
Bash with Shield (3d10)
Forward thrust (3d10)

just as a base example.

Let us begin, firstly where are you from?

>Western Europe
>Eastern Europe
>Northern Europe
>Middle East
>North Africa
>Anatolia
>Balkans
>Persia
>India
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>>412406
No China? Hmmm Northern Europe.
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>>412413
That's a WHOLE other ballpark of history. The reason I opted out of China is because it wasn't connected in as many ways as even India was. Sure, there was the Silk Road but that was it. The Middle East had connections to India.
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>>412415
Plus I think there is a Romance of the Three Kingdoms thread going on which is pretty much a Chinese history thread.

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The is a blank space. Nothing else.
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>>420925
Create Earth
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>>420925
>>420938

Add niggers.
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>>420925
Don't add niggers.

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Character Sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit

Twitter: QuestingQM

Last time on Euro Quest, we squished people trying to get a back scratch, had wild sex with a vampire who we then decided to make our second wife, but got turned down and are trying to prove ourselves to her.

Oh, and we chilled in Khorne's Bloodbowl Stadium for a while, he's a hell of a guy, Khorne. Oh, and we found a Witch Hunter of Sigmar, who contracted Nurgle's Rot thanks to us asking him to touch something.

You wake up about... Midday, the sun is covered in fog, and you get up. Not too far away from you is Frankiza, who you decide to ask a question.

"Why aren't you on fire or burning?"

"Eh, younger vampires aren't really effected by the sun."

"Oh, well I suppose that's awfully convenient."

"Yeah... Hey, what's that axe doing next to you?"

"...What?"

You turn, and see a blood-stained axe, complete with a few symbols of khorne, that sort of thing. You hear a voice in your head. That of the swell guy, Khorne.

FOR BEING A COOL GUY LAST NIGHT, I DECIDED TO GIVE YOU AN AXE THAT HEALS PEOPLE OF NURGLE'S ROT.

How the fuck... Khorne, axes kill people. I might cure them but chances are they're going to be missing a limb.

...FINE, FUCKING HELL. HOW ABOUT A SWOR-

"No, not a sword! That also kills people! Do you have anything that doesn't kill people?"

FINE, FUCK IT I WILL JUST MAKE A MINI-SPEAR.

The axe starts turning into a really, really small spear, about the size of your thumb.

Actions.

>...If I hang out with you more often, I get more stuff? Cool!
>Yeah, thanks man. See you later.
>...Do you want anything in exchange?
>...How the fuck am I supposed to use a spear to cure Nurgle's Rot?
>...Can I get the axe instead?
>Write-In
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>>412933
>>...Can I get the axe instead? You were right, the first one is pretty fucking metal.
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Waiting ten more minutes.
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>>412933
>>...Can I get the axe instead? On second thought, it was a pretty badass axe. The minispear will not be long enough to play with elves.
(We can always scratch with the blade of the axe to nonlethally cure the plague)
yay EDQ is back! =D
Has Khorne agreed to come for christmas?

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
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