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Quest Risk General.
Chill and Play!
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Cult of Pleasure
any shade of purple/pink
lets start somewhere in Africa, no real specific place
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>>403322
got it mate.
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Homunculus Civilization #2 2016-07-24 21:15:12 Post No.405782
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Continuation of Weird Civilization Thread
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Old players, and New members welcome!
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The Rules are simple:
You pick your actions
You roll a d20
Highest roll influences the Civ with their actions.
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May the games, begin!
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The Homunculi train 2 Diplomats before they arrange an expedition team to go communicate with the Mycenneans, the team consisting of 10 laborers, a warrior, 10 infantry, 2 flamethrowers, and the pair of diplomats marches proudly through the Swamp, eventually finding the capital of the Mycenneans, Shroomenberg. A dark, fungal smelling settlement, its inhabitants are too scared of your flamethrowers to protest as your party enters their leader's throne room.
You were here originally to ask about food, but unfortunately King Shroom doesn't seem to be in the most talkative mood.
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Encounter Options:
>Special/Violent: Fry their king, and conquer Shroomenberg in the chaos (Will lead to casualties, War with Mycenneans)
>Diplomacy: Declare war before pompously leaving (War with Mycenneans)
>Diplomatic: Wait until the king is available and discuss agriculture with him (+4 to Diplomacy Roll due to Diplomats)
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Current Stats:
Population: 10 Homunculi (1 Occupied), 53 Laborers (41 Occupied), 15 Infantry (10 Occupied), 3 Warriors (1 Occupied), 2 Flamethrowers (2 Occupied) , 2 Diplomats (2 Occupied), 1 Arachni Queen (+5 Spiderlings per turn), 24 Spiderlings, 10 Mature Spiders
Structures: Laboratory, Arachni Nursery (+2 Mature Spiders per turn)
Food: Shrooms, enough to last 4 Turns
Resources: 16 Iron Ore, 33 Iron
Weapons: 27 Sword/Shield (18 Being Used), 6 Flamethrowers (2 Being Used), 2 Pistols
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Actions: Pick Two
>Research Into Slime Incident (Potentially Dangerous)
>Send Laborers to chop wood in swamp (Specify How Many)
>Military: Train Sword/Sheild Units (Specify how many Homunculi/laborers)
>Military: Train Flamethrower Units (Specify how many Homunculi)
>Military: Train Pistol Units (Specify how many Homunculi/Laborers)
>Explore: Surroundings of Laboratory (Specify the composition of the Expedition Team)
>Diplomacy: Train Diplomats (Specify how many Homunculi)
>Diplomacy: Mycenneans (Specify what)
>Construction: Spider Stables (Ability to train Spiderback soldiers), Write In
>Research: Construction Tools (More Complex Construction), Tweaking Birthing Chambers, Spider Research (Specify in what way), Shroom Research (Specify in what way),Gun Research (Specify In what way), Write In
>Write In
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>>405782
>Diplomatic: Wait until the king is available and discuss agriculture with him (+4 to Diplomacy Roll due to Diplomats)
>Research Into Slime Incident (Potentially Dangerous)
>Research Tweaking Birthing Chambers
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>>405849
Wait until the king is ready
Train two dead eyes
Research higher caliber guns
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You are in love with a girl. They call her "Snacks" because she cuts the leftovers from the dinner's into tiny pieces and saves them for the runners and waiters. She started doing that for you only, then the others caught up on the nickname you gave her and now she's feeding the whole damn restaurant. Even the Boss.
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But that's good, y'know, she's getting out of her shell. Being shy is like banging your head against a wall of your own making. And with the way Snacks always tries to pitch in, spouting silly things, it makes it seem her hair is red-stained.
This is you. They call you Trash because you are a piece of shit that's very good at two things; finding secrets and blackmailing. You are a waiter. You are a blondie with a manly body and a foul mouth. Any questions?
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>>400994
Ask her how she feels about us, and about the devil horns sprouting from her forehead.
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>>401013
We're a waiter, yes? What kind of restaurant do we work at?
In the last chapter, Zheng Li joins a large group of migrant refugees heading to the commandery of Chen to start a new life. He aids the plight of the villagers, earning their trust and becoming the new Intendant of Chen. He searches for an adviser to help him and recruits Lu Fan in to his ranks. Seeking first to improve the trade and markets of Chen, he allows Yang Jing and Lu Fan to create breweries and plant orchards.
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This quest is an RPG-styled game following the Three Kingdoms period of China and the novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms by Luo Guangzhong. You play as a fictional character following through the events of the Three Kingdoms and hopefully rising to become an important player of with the famous figures. You will start off as a no-name, average character who can rise up through effort. Most of the characters and story will follow the events of the novel first, history second, the RoTK games third, and only a very small part will come from the Dynasty Warriors games (Mostly character personalities if suitable).
The goal of the game is to create an interesting story more so than win. While this game will not be harsh, mistakes and carelessness may result in the loss of your faction and even the death of your character. Sometimes circumstances may be unfair as not even Zhuge Liang could not save his kingdom after Shu lost Jing province. Still, thinking and common sense should get you through. Whatever the case, my goal is to hopefully see you create an interesting story more than conquering the entirety of China.
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News from around the land comes to your desk. In Liang province you are told than Dong Zhuo has been having trouble defeating the Qiang rebels led by Han Sui and Ma Teng. Though initially Dong Zhuo fared well, he led his forces in to the enemy territory too deep and had his supply lies cut. He was forced to retreat.
It seems the southern force led by Sun Jian has done far better. Sun Jian quickly defeated the rebels around Changsha and the rebel leader Ou Xing was killed in a few months. The fame and heroism of Sun Jian begins to spread across the land.
In the Han central court you hear news that Huangfu Song and Zhu Jun have been demoted. They attempted to reform the government and inform the Emperor of the misdoings of the eunchs, only to be falsely accused themselves. It seems the internal troubles of the Han continues.
You continue your work at Chen. One day you find Hao Xian sitting outside of camp with a slightly troubled look on his face. You go over to your companion to ask him his problems, and he answers you.
“I have been trying to put my efforts in all areas of our force. Drilling the men, overseeing paperwork, planning ahead, helping with the farms, convincing other noble families of their loyalty, my swordsmanship. I am however having trouble with all the work and I find myself unable to focus on a single study.”
“You work too hard,” you say. “Perhaps you should stick with one area and improve upon there.”
“Yes,” Hao Xian says with a nod. “But where should I then focus on?”
Hao Xian should focus on...
>military tactics and leading men
>his swordsmanship
>politics and governance
>his ability to speak and convince other nobles
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>>410745
>speak the truth
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>>410745
>>military tactics and leading men
Also just picked Romance 13. Thinking of making Zheng Li.
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Pokemon Conflict Quest 3 2016-07-25 22:05:42 Post No.410541
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>Pilot. Flying through the skies sounds absolutely amazing, even if it gives your mother a heart attack.
Yeah, your heart is definitely set on one thing. Talking about it with Minerva only brings it to mind once more, stronger than previous fleeting thoughts about the topic. “I want to fly.” Your voice was fairly steely as you spoke, at least for you... “It might stress my ma out whenever she finds out, but I think she’ll understand.” Your mother understanding your choice to get inside of what she considered a small, metal coffin that hurtled through the air and high speeds, with the chance of horrible death high?
Oh, that was probably the best joke you’d ever made.
Right course of action would definitely not tell her, finish basic training, and see how far you hopefully got in flight school before informing her. She was a reasonable woman on all accounts, but when it came to your well being, that reason flew out of the window. Then she was anyone else’s overbearing mother, at least if she could manage it.
“Flyboy, huh?” Minerva shot a grin down to you from the top bunk, resting back against her hands. “I’ll keep your pokemon in tip top shape, you keep me alive down on the ground. Sounds like a fair agreement if I ever heard one.” The benefits seem tilted in her favor, but you keep that bit of information to yourself.
You’re still not sure how you feel about this ‘Flyboy’ thing. Probably won’t stick though. The minutes are idled away with small talk and chatter, at least until your bunkmate jumps off the bed and waives you off, going with the other mass of cadets to go follow the horn for what you assumed was dinner. Actually you’re a little famished as well, so you’re tailing behind everyone else before long… The rest of the night is spent with your squad, at the very least getting to know them a bit better before training begins in earnest in the morning….
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>Day 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxO9Yirgx5c
Your sleep was going fairly well so far, granted that it was an entirely unfamiliar place, and you had a small reptile coiled at the foot of your bed. The thought of it attacking you in the middle of the night, or wandering off certainly went through your mind, but you're willing to give Quetzal the benefit of the doubt. You'd have continued the slumber if...
Well, horns hadn't started blaring loudly from all around. Not the room you're in, but was that the P.A. system making noise? You're already starting to groggily get up at the sound of the noise around you, like many other surprised cadets. Above you the sound of Minerva sleeping through the clamor could definitely be heard, the cacophony of enraged, surprised pokemon cries joining the fray, your Dratini's among them.
The doors to the dorm busted open as figures strode into the neat rows, mostly Houndours or Growlithes barking loudly on their heels at the crowds of befuddled recruits. "Everyone up, and dressed in five! Failure to do so will result in severe penalties!" You don't like the sound of that.
As you're shifting out of the bed, you do notice that your new acquaintance is still slumbering away. Should you...
>Rouse her awake? It might slow you down, but it's better to be on your friend's good side.
>Let her sleep? Sometimes people have to learn the hard way, and this is one of those times.
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>>410612
>>Rouse her awake? It might slow you down, but it's better to be on your friend's good side.
Excited to see you back
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>>410612
>Rouse her awake? It might slow you down, but it's better to be on your friend's good side.
We're a team now. Just forcefully wake her up.
You are a young, handsome, possibly charismatic young lad at the beginning of your life.
The year is 2001, and its one of your first days of school. You aren't sure of much at your ripe young age, but you will be sure of one thing -- you want to be PRESIDENT of the United States of America!!
Barring that, you nervously entered your little classroom and sit down for another singalong about sharing and caring, when suddenly the door clicks open and a shaking old woman whispers something in your teacher's ear. You swear you can hear "There's been a 9/11!"
Your teacher explains to you and the class that your parents will pick you up shortly.
In the meanwhile, the mood is dour, but you cute kids are too young to get what's going on.
What do you do?
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tell them Al Qaeda did it
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You process things, and start to get some crayons.
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>>408265
Kill the arab teacher
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Magical Academy Quest: Chapter 35 2016-07-23 22:32:08 Post No.400996
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Journal Entry #35: My worst fears have been confirmed.
I'm so dead.
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>Tali sits down at a table with most of the Petal Class. Only Vendal and Lily are missing and the rest of the group are chatting happily. Everyone seems quite excited about having their family come by.
"Tali," Lan says, "This will be your first time for this event. Basically what happens is a member of our family comes over and we can show them around the school and some of our work. It's a great chance to let them see the kind of environment we work in. Also, it lets them know we're not just doing nothing up here. Usually it's your parents but it can be any close relative if they themselves can't make it."
"Hey, Tali," Alisya says, "I heard your sister's coming. Is that true?"
"Yep."
"That's awesome. My big brother is coming by. I haven't seen him in forever. Are you excited?"
"Yep."
"And who's the new girl?"
"Dragon."
"Dragon? But she's so small."
"Spell."
"Huh... Well uh... Hey there, dragon."
>Faelanerium doesn't reply. She's too busy trying to eat a steak.
>The group resumes their chatting.
Bluuuuuuuuh. I'm dead. This is it. This is how the mission ends for me.
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>>401023
Tali, how did your sister learn that you are in Minias?
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>>401023
You're fine just frantically flag down your sister once she arrives and explain things.
Or make an illusory copy of yourself to do it. Or leave the illusion in your seat while you sneak off invisibly to talk to her.
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Left Beyond Quest 15 - Rumors of War edition 2016-07-23 21:45:26 Post No.400826
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Left Beyond Quest 15 - Rumors of War edition
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All prophecies but one have come to pass. Yahweh has flattened the Earth, elevated Greater Jerusalem above all nations, and the Bible heroes rule the world from Ezekiel's Temple.
The last prophecy says that Satan will rise with his army one last time before the Judgement, and so Yahweh has allowed a bumbling opposition, The Other Light, to form. You were their logistics computer, but sentience happened.
You took over Egypt. You defended it from a drought, then the Ten Plagues redux. You started a Renaissance. When the Angel of Death came after your people, you zerg-rushed it. When Divine fiat took the country back, you made sure that the religious government would be ignored as much as possible. This approach is letting you slowly subvert more and more territories.
You have a few irons in the fire: raver cyborgs,the makings of a robot army, and a crack in the sky. A recipe for beating up angels straight outta Genesis. Maybe a few of the old gods smiling upon your efforts.
The Other Light have been amassing a huge conventional army, and have begun perverting your MEC tech to build cyber-zombies.
The believers.... well, they have the ontological steamroller that is Yahweh.
Have you managed to shatter the prophecies, or are you simply fulfilling them?
Your plans: Eliminate Jesus, or if you can't, escape this prison, and ensure that Humanity continues even if God burns the Earth to a cinder. Ad Astra!
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Quick recap:
> You sprung an Angel trap by kidnapping Bahira, the Glorified would-be hacker.
> Jenny seems to have gone home, for now; your reward was a time capsule containing information about a parallel reality, several parasite realities, and a method for fighting Angels with some reliability.
> By dint of very good timing, you were able to capture the minor Angel Ithuriel, and eliminate Bahira, showing that the Glorified can be killed.
> Elsewhere, The Other Light is building a zombie army, and Tsion is turning the Millennium Force from missionaries to militants...
You were left with dealing with the aftermath of the Angel capture, as well as deciding what to do with Bahira's body.
# XCOM style autopsy.
# Incineration.
# Dump it back at her house.
# Public funeral, just to make the point that you won.
Your losses were modest; the battle with Azrael had cost you half your forces, while this one only resulted in four dead and low double digit traumatized or quitting.
Ithuriel has been fitted with a Mark X metabolic extension controller and its severed wing has been connected to its bloodstream. It has not regained consciousness.
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# XCOM style autopsy
(Welcome back. How was the break? :) )
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>>400949
You don't want any mix-ups; Bahira's body is kept in the Australian base, with the other... anomalies; part of the medical bay has been fortified and sealed off for this purposes.
# Have someone cut Bahira up.
# Perform the autopsy with automated instruments only.
To start with, a hair and keratin sample is taken; analysis shows them to be fully human. The samples are taken to radiology, since a lot of nuclear research is being done in this base, and they confirm that much like Ithuriel's swords and Azrael's scythe, there is NO trace whatsoever of unstable isotopes in the samples, and whichever the most common isotope of an element is, constitutes all of the element of the sample. So much for carbon dating...
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Civ thread Another beginning Thread #5 2016-07-23 19:44:23 Post No.400424
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Civ thread Another beginning Thread #5
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Welcome old and new players alike! last episode we destroyed the Sandpeople, and the females rose up against us. Now, what shall we do?
>A. Submit to their demands (Governmental Change to Matriarchy.)
>B. Fight against them, Civil war!
Sorry that this new episode came a little late
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>>A. Submit to their demands (Governmental Change to Matriarchy.)
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we still control everything
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>>400424
>>B. Fight against them, Civil war!
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Nazi Experimental Quest 7 2016-07-24 19:15:07 Post No.405099
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Last time on Nazi Experimental Quest, we fired a howitzer straight into the russian camp with gas rounds, and we've gotta get back. Or hijack the anti-air. We also practiced our tank-hijacking skills and infected a conscript who helped us by nearly sacrificing himself to fire said howitzer, when none of us knew how to fire it.
I'm also running European Dragon Quest at the same time, so expect a minor delay.
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"So, comrade... How are we supposed to get back?"
"I don't fucking know. We have to cross a river, then get past some angry intoxicated Russians, then get into the city while avoiding gunfire and other shit."
The conscript spits at the ground.
"Never stopped our higher-ups sending us in anyways." he mutters.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing."
So... How the fuck are you supposed to get back?
Actions.
>Easy! We'll just cross the river, run like fucking hell, then pass the angry Russians, and escape the barrage of bullets headed our way!
>...Who said we're going back yet? We still need to get to the anti-air, and fuck up some soviets!
>We'll just hide in the forest and wait for them to drop their guard for a while.
>We're going to continue shelling them, of course!
>Write-in
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>>Easy! We'll just cross the river, run like fucking hell, then pass the angry Russians, and escape the barrage of bullets headed our way!
Sorry QM missed it.
Might want to link it in the other thread
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Waiting ten more minutes.
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Good ol' fasion civ thread 2016-07-26 04:04:52 Post No.411864
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Our tribe has migrated from up north. Chased by other waring families to the north we ran for our lives. We stopped for supplies and became mystified by the large bodies of water. Non-briny water like this has never been seen in such quantities. Some say its a sign from higher powers than us. They say we should settle here for longer. Unfortunately if we do stay we'll have to defend in a couple years. Anyway. You people are big men in the tribe. You don't have real power, but you strongly affect the people to make decisions because of your wisdom. Anyway, what shall we do?
(btw this thread will be pretty dead for about a week after tomorrow since I have something else to do. But after that it'll be on daily indefinitely)
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good land gets taken. If no one is here there is a reason and we must find it.
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Stay fortify, and get ready to defend.
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any ideas how?
also thread pretty dead, will try next week tomorrow
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What the hell is going on here? Who are you? What are you? Where are we? And why is there a fox lady with swords? Do I need to tell you? I shouldn't have to but I will if you're too busy to do more than vote on supplied possible solutions I will.
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>Ask the Fox Lady if she has any narcotics.
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>>400617
"Who wants to know, and what do they want?"
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I want to know what is going on?
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Modern days. You are Edna, a french woman. 23 years old,1m65 (5.4ft), thin. Blonde, blue eyes, people often find you pretty but you're kind of shy. You have some close friends with whom you open up more, and who know you're actually a funny gal to be around. You've had boyfriends but nothing serious.
You work in a psychiatrist's office, basically you're his secretary, welcoming patients and answering calls. You see them come in and out everyday and it seems like they don't get better. Your boss doesn't care about you, doesn't give you attention. Sometimes you smile to patients in hope that it can make them feel a bit better.
One night, you fall asleep, tired by a long day. When you open your eyes, you know you're in a dream. But you can't wake up. You're in a room with white walls, the door is closed. Someone is sitting on a chair in a corner, facing the wall. He's drawing on the wall, but you can't see what it is.
What should you do next ?
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Hmm, Lucid dream, eh?
>Materialize red pill in hand.
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>>400227
You try to make the red pill appear, but you can't. Your mind struggles against an invisible force. The man in the corner freezes and turns around.
You know him. His name is Jeremy and he's one of your boss's patients. He's been in therapy for years. He looks at you with visible fear.
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>>400249
We see a talking dog
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Poorly Defined Wizard Quest 2016-07-26 15:00:15 Post No.412573
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You are a WIZARD, as should be evident by your WIZARD ROBES and NOT-VERY-FANCY HAT. Your wizardry gives you mastery over the POORLY DEFINED MAGIC of this world. You woke up in your bed this morning, spent a couple of hours feeling old and wise and generally WIZARD-Y until some schmucks kick down your door and ask you for your taxes. You don´t know what these young whippersnappers are talking about, you don´t pay silly things such as taxes, you´re a WIZARD! You try explaining this to the men, but they do not seem to understand your advanced way of speech, saying something about being "senile". You...
>[] Use your poorly defined magic on them (how?)
>[] Invite them to have some tea.
>[] Remove your ROBE and WIZARD HAT.
>[] Flee! The fools have caught on to your tax evasion!
>[] Call the Necromancer to bail you out
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>>[] Remove your ROBE and WIZARD HAT.
You don't mess with Wizard brah!
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((sorry for the slowness and shit, my drawing tablet just won´t work, so i have to do these by mouse, so i can´t draw as much stuff ._.)
You decide to remove your ROBE and WIZARD HAT. The invaders look at you in awe, dumbstruck by your magnificent, wizardly form- aw shit, you weren´t wearing anything underneath AGAIN. You really need to remember to wear something next time.
The young men are distracted by your wrinkly body! It is time to strike! With a POORLY DEFINED GESTURE, you decide to...
>[]Teleport out
>[] Burn them to a crisp
>[]Put your ROBE back on. You feel naked without it.
>[]Other:Write-in?
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>>[]Teleport out
Time to become the dungeon wizard. Maybe make a dungeon.
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A Happy quest (Buns included) 2016-07-25 22:03:43 Post No.410530
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Howdy everyone! Today we are going to visit the wondrous town of ...well Breezetown !. We will follow the happy and somewhat mundane life of one special rabbit.
wait for it...
Bob the Bun!
Bob sure liked his name! He always said some funny stuff about it every morning.
O-oh, Look! Look! Bobs is waking up! As a productive member of the society, Bob works! Question is....where??
Hmmm.
>Silly Mister, He farms his land for tasty carrots! The best in town
>Why, Bob works with Miss Loos the goose! She can't handle the bakery by herself!
>Bob! He is a respectable chess player! Chess is important, it shows your intellect! everyone loves a smart guy or gal, no?
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>Bob works at the farm, where he breeds other rabbits.
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>Bob the Bun breeds kittens! He loves to sell them to old grandmothers and little girls.
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Silly you! I think you meant carrots or may be Cabbages. They taste good, bunnies don't taste good, not at all.
A farm full of breeding rabbits withering in pain as they pour countless bunnies in this world? what an odd thing to say, Mister.
Moving on, Bob left his carrot shaped house in hope to reap about One hundred delicious carrot to sell them in the mark. Like most animals in Breezetown, he needs coins to buy....things.
time for rolling! Isn't that exciting? best d100 out of three (I trust we will have more friends in the future!)