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Shit nigger, there's a black pixel here, minuscule and lonesome as ever. What do you want to do with it, faggot?
You have 5 spare pixels in your possession. These can be used to progress the quest.
For example, you can:
>Add one onto the pixel
>Put it on the field
>Expend one to change the color of a preexisting pixel
Well? The choices are yours, fag.
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>>414639
Well I just HAVE to know what is gonna happen here. Create a really tiny pixel farm using out 6 pixels.
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Spread em out in a starry shape, one space between each black pixel. I'm on mobile so not gonna modify the image. I love you.
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>>414708
You've built a farm! Every command taken (including this one) will produce an extra pixel.
Pixel + 1
You have 1 pixel.
Entities:
Farm x1, producing 1 pixel every turn
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>>414755
Upgrade farm.
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>>414730
You attempted to place the pixels into a star-shape, but alas, you do not have enough in storage to construct the five pointed polygon. Only one is placed, nearby the farm.
The farm produced a pixel.
Pixel + 1
Entities:
Farm x1, producing 1 pixel every turn
Half-Assed Star
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>>414777
so one more post after this one we have a new generator.
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>>414771
Using your stockpile of a single pixel, you attempt to "upgrade" the farm.
Huh, what's this?! The farm needs 12 pixels to upgrade itself. Once upgraded, it will double your pixel acquirement from it.
The farm produced a pixel.
Pixel + 1
You have 2 pixels.
Entities:
Farm x1, producing 1 pixel every turn
Half-Assed Star
>>414790
Another farm will take 6 pixels. It'd be quicker to deconstruct the Half-Assed Star and get an extra one to aid in your efforts.
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>>414805
Okay. Make another generator since there has been 6 posts so far between me and you.
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>>414818
The posts do not count as "turns" - only my posts responding to commands do. Sorry for not being elaborate enough.
However, I'll count this one as a command, anyway.
The farm produced a pixel.
Pixel + 1
You have 3 pixels.
Entities:
Farm x1, producing 1 pixel every turn
Half-Assed Star
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>>414826
Deconstruct half -assed star.
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>>414829
BOOM! Just like a Jew during the Third Reich, the Half-Assed Star is demolished and turned to dust.
The Half-Assed Star has been deconstructed.
The farm produced a pixel.
Pixels + 2
You have 5 pixels.
Entities:
Farm x1, producing 1 pixel every turn
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>>414833
Use new pixel from the next post to make a new generator. Then wait 3 turns cause waiting and typing a bunch of repetitive stuff is boring.
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>>414840
I'm sure it'll get more exciting, eventually. You can always do other stuff with the pixels, y'know.
With a patience of a saint (actually an autistic child), you quickly construct yet another farm with the pixel you acquire this turn. The farms stand by each other, their position as stalwart buildings known from afar.
The farm produced a pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Entities:
Farm x2, producing 2 pixels every turn
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>>414856
Begin construction on a cute little pixel farmer house... So that we can have slaves to pick pixels.
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>>414884
You figure you don't need to have the required amount of pixels to start the foundation of building, so, you begin work on a small pixel house for a small pixel person. A question that arises, is, if there are no pixel residents in this pixel locale, how are pixels being produced?
To build a house, you will need 8 pixels.
The farm produced 2 pixels, but are used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Entities:
Farm x2, producing 2 pixels every turn
House, in construction - 2/8 pixels
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>>414898
Put the house on hold but instead make a pixel person to increase the farms production
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>>414917
Unfortunately, you're going to need to fully construct the house before you can get a pixel to apply to the farm. It seems that pixel slaves naturally appear whenever there is a place to live - they're just too uppity about living in a barn.
The farm produced 2 pixels.
Pixels + 2
You have 2 pixels.
Entities:
Farm x2, producing 2 pixels every turn
House, in construction - 2/8 pixels
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>>414934
Never mind then keep making the house, for being picky we will treat our slaves cruelly.
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>>414934
could we make some tools or something to help with farming/building?
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>>414941
Perfect. Pixels nowadays need their fair share of hard discipline.
You put the two pixels produced from the farm onto the house, plus the pixels for this turn. It's almost complete.
The farm produced 2 pixels, but are used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Entities:
Farm x2, producing 2 pixels every turn
House, in construction - 6/8 pixels
>>414943
You figure you could, yet...this may require some sort of research to be done. You live in a primitive pixel society. Perhaps some sort of scientific structure can accomplish such feats.
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>>414965
Finish the house so we can start our slave empire
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>>414965
color farm pixels green. Then pray to pixel Jesus for a good harvest this turn.
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>>414969
We have the bravery to bring back slavery.
The house is completed with the two pixels you acquired from the farm. A lowly worker arrives to the house and views the area around him. He's relying on welfare, so get his ass to work.
Would you like to name this slave pixel? Assign him to a job once you're done that - being a farmer is an option.
The farm produced 2 pixels, but are used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm x2, producing 2 pixels every turn
House x1, holding 1 pixel citizen
Citizens:
????
Occupation:
>>414970
You haven't got enough pixels for that! You'd need 6 if you want to recolor the farm. I'm sure there's some way you can alleviate this burden, but not yet.
Pixel Jesus accepts your prayer.
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>>414990
Name the slave Hans Oppenheimer. Put him on the farm. Once we get more slaves were making him a slave master. Also start painting the farm green.
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>>414990
He is John. He shall reign supreme.
Send John to do farm work and pray to Pixel Jesus. Make a hoe for John using 3 pixels.
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Set aside one pixel per turn for construction of full assed star. We need the magic trust me.
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>>414998
We'll blend the name: his full name shall be Hans John Oppenheimer, but we'll call him Hans, for short. Hans is immediately sent to work by some sort of external compelling force, becoming a farmer, and uses his bare hands, knuckle and all to contribute to the farm he works at. He earns it 1 extra pixel.
Hans sprouts an idea - he's got a non-existent green thumb, and he'll show his eco-friendliness by painting the farm green. He takes today's harvest and with magical pixel magic, turns it into green pixels. He applies the green liberally onto the farm.
The farms produced 2 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Structures:
Farm 1, w/ Hans, producing 2 pixels a turn
Farm 2, producing 1 pixel a turn
House x1, holding 1 pixel citizen
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
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>>415029
Build a pixle hoe for Pixel HansWHY DIDNT WE NAME HIM PIXEL PETE?! I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT AHHH
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>>415037
We name the next slave pixel pete then. Also lets build him a hoe
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>>415001
>>415037
>>415043
Hans is a commonplace, mindless farmer drone! He's not capable of such a task as "making a hoe." Rather, it seems like Hans would need some sort of research to be done in the field of hoe-crafting.
Once acquired, the next slave shall be named Pixel Pete.
>>415006
You steal Hans' precious fruit of his labor to work upon a star. Hans wonders what it may symbolize.
The farm produced 2 pixels.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Pixels + 2
You have 2 pixels.
Structures:
Farm 1, w/ Hans, producing 2 pixels a turn
Farm 2, producing 1 pixel a turn
House x1, holding 1 pixel citizen
Star, in construction - 1/??
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
The game's getting a bit more complicated, now, so if I make any mistakes, tell me.
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>>415048
Make another house so the other farm will have a slave
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>>415051
+1
How many Pixels People can a house hold?
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>>415051
Hans watches the recent paint dry, and then gets back to work on the never-ending harvest. You invest more pixels into building yet another household for the next slave.You put full priority into building this house. 4 pixels total are used for its construction, the last one being used to aid the construction of the Star.
The farm produced 2 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm 1, w/ Hans, producing 2 pixels a turn
Farm 2, producing 1 pixel a turn
House 1, holding 1 pixel citizen
House 2, in construction - 4/8
Star, in construction - 2/??
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
>>415061
Like the farm, houses can be upgraded. At 16 pixels (or just 8 more), it can house yet another person.
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>>415082
Continue waiting to build the house, also make sure hans isn't slacking.
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>>415082
Have Hans spend a little while every hour to pray to Pixel Jesus.
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>>415089
You give a keen eye to Hans' efforts. You don't want him to return to his status as a NEET. He continues to work, acquiring precious character.
>>415092
Hans has a rather large void in his life, and so during his off-hours (he doesn't have any), he gives subtle mental reminders to Pixel Jesus above that he gives his faith to him.
The farm produced 2 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm 1, w/ Hans, producing 2 pixels a turn
Farm 2, producing 1 pixel a turn
House 1, holding 1 pixel citizen
House 2, in construction - 6/8
Star, in construction - 3/??
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
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>>415113
Complete the house. Also send a message to hans his hard work and faith in us will be rewarded soon.
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>>415122
We are not Pixel Jesus dude. Keep building house.
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>>415122
It seems that the omnipresence, the one who brings guidance to Hans, is in fact, us.
We are the Pixel Jesus.
>>415129
Or...are we not Pixel Jesus? Debate is needed, in order to secure Hans a happy life. Do it for him.
Hans is sent kindly encouragement; he lavishes in the attention Lordy Pixel Jesus, whoever he is, provides him. He continues to work, holding his head high to supply to his humble village.
It could be called a village, now, as the house is completed, and along comes Pixel Pete. He stands in front of his house, awaiting for a job. He came to this village for its recent job growth, and he hopes he can capitalize upon it to build a better future.
The farm produced 2 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm 1, w/ Hans, producing 2 pixels a turn
Farm 2, producing 1 pixel a turn
House x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 4/??
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: ????
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>>415145
Put pixel pete in the other farm.
Also we are pixel jesus, but we also are not. We are everywhere and no where. For that is the nature of the pixel god.
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>>415145
Have Arch-Duke Pixel Pete research hoes so Lord Hans can farm better. Also I don't think we should be Pixel Jesus we did not die for everyone's Pixel Sins.
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>>415165
Actually if pixel pete is smart enough have him try to research hoes instead of putting him on the farm.
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>>415162
>>415165
The debate continues...
Pixel Pete was a cunning young pixel, looking to divulge in some growing fields. The concept of creating hoes seemed to be ever so appealing to him, and so, he self-appointed himself as "researcher." Where does he research, though? Who knows! What he does know, is, that he'll need 10 whole pixels to establish the Pixel Research Center.
Hans, on the other hand, continues to pray to his Lord and Savior Pixel Jesus as he provides to his town. He is a very selfless pixel.
The farm produced 2 pixels.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 2 pixels.
Structures:
Farm 1, w/ Hans, producing 2 pixels a turn
Farm 2, producing 1 pixel a turn
House x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 5/??
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Researcher
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>>415195
Begin construction of the research center, until then have pete study the way hans works.
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>>415199
have him study it through experience. Also Pixel Jesus is in all of us. So we may be him we may not. It matters not.
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>>415199
Hans continues to work to the best of his ability, placing his faith in Pixel Jesus, as he usually does. Pete loiters about the construction site of the Pixel Research Center, waiting for it to be completed. He can't study without it!
The farm produced 2 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm 1, w/ Hans, producing 2 pixels a turn
Farm 2, producing 1 pixel a turn
House x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 5/??
Pixel Research Center, in construction - 2/10
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Researcher
Last update of the day. Keep this thread alive for tomorrow, even if /qst/ is slow.
Are you liking it so far? Any changes?
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>>415195
We are not pixel Jesus, but he in all of us if we accept him into our pixel heart. Only through his pixel blood can wash away our pixel sins. Through is only may we go to pixel heaven
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>>415212
Looks good
Have everyone work on the farms since the research center is not done. We need all pixels to work, while putting faith into pixel Jesus
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>>415212
Well done keep it up!
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Why don't we build a church to praise pixel Jesus even more?
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>>415216
Hallelujah.
>>415220
Pixel Pete knows that he can't loiter around the construction site all day! He's got to put the nose to the grindstone and contribute to his society and its economy. He stations himself by the farm next to Hans, and gets dirty while working upon the farm. Hans tells his new friend all about the wonders of Pixel Jesus as they both work upon their farms. They dedicate all their precious plunder to the Pixel Research Center.
The farm produced 2 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm 1, w/ Hans, producing 2 pixels a turn
Farm 2, producing 1 pixel a turn
House x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center, in construction - 5/10
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Critique? Suggestions?
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>>416028
Have Hans and Pete work on the farm.
Use all pixels to make a farm.
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>>416203
However, Pete takes a shining to the farm life - perhaps he can up the ante a bit and produce yet another farm with the aid of his pal Hans.They stop construction on both the Star and the Research Center to construct yet another farm.
The farm produced 2 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm x2, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 4 pixels a turn
Farm, in construction - 4/6
House x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center, in construction - 5/10
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
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>>416251
Finish the farm
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>>416028
I hope we can name our next little dude Parker Pixelton.
If there will be another one.
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>>416255
The next slave shall be named Parker Pixelton.
>>416254
Hans and Pete continue working diligently to produce the last pixels for the farm - and so, another one is completed, crafted of 6 pixels. Hans and Pete stand and admire their craft - they will make good working buddies.
The farms produced 3 pixels, but some are used on this turn. (2/3)
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel.
You have 3 pixels.
Structures:
Farm x3, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 5 pixels a turn
House x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center, in construction - 5/10
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
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>>416264
finish research center.
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>>416265
Hans and Pete are grateful for themselves and Pixel Jesus for the prospering village they live in, as they produce just enough to finish the Research Center, in its 10 pixel glory.
The farms produced 3 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm x3, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 5 pixels a turn
House x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
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>>416277
Make another house so we can get a researcher
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>>416281
You could theoretically change the occupation of one of the pixels, but it seems constructing another house sounds like a swell idea.
In a snap, Hans and Pete gather their resources from the farms and get to work on another household.
The farms produced 3 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm x3, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 5 pixels a turn
House x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
House, in construction - 5/8
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
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>>416289
Finish house.
Make some more farms.
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>>416289
after the house is done upgrade the house.
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>>416290
With taking three more pixels from the plentiful harvest, Hans and Pete pray to Pixel Jesus for the gifts they have been blessed with. In a sudden burst of motivation, they continue work on another farm. Another slave arrives to the finished house; his name is Parker Pixelton.
The farms produced 3 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm x3, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 5 pixels a turn
Farm, in construction, 2/6
House x3, holding 3 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: ????
>>416291
You'd need 8 more pixels in total to upgrade a house, which, unfortunately, you do not have.
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>>416308
Make more farms.
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>>416308
Put the slave as a researcher, keep spamming farms.
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>>416308
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: masseuse
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Why exactly are we not working on a swastika? Morale +88
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>>416314
why not upgrade farms? I kinds want to know what happens.
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>>416325
I think it just gets a +1 bonus.
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>>416310
Farms a plenty. Hans and Pete love making farms - it's a pixel tradition, now. One farm is finished before moving onto yet another.
With three pixels, each citizen gets confused on their identity - when Hans glances side to side, is that Parker or Pete over there?
The new Parker Pixelton is tasked with a different job, however - he is a researcher. Navigating towards the Research Center, he's got a few possible subjects to research.
The Research Center is the epitome of pixel progression - new innovations arise in all fields from it.
Research does not require a post-initial investment of pixels to progress; instead, it is gradually researched over time. Every turn, now, 1 RP (research point) will be put into a project, once chosen. The speed of a project can be increased by:
>Putting more researchers in
>Double the research speed via a research project
The options presented to him are:
>Hoe Research - 20 pixels,
Farm tools, especially hoes, can be made and increase Farmer pixel production by 1.
>Painting Reduction - 10 pixels
Allows buildings and other pixels to be painted colors, without expending pixels!
>Double Research Speed - 100 pixels
All research projects go twice the speed.
The farms produced 4 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm x4, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 6 pixels a turn
Farm, in construction - 2/6
House x3, holding 3 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
I think I should have a document that explains everything, considering the quest is getting a bit complicated. Thoughts for what I should use to do so?
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>>416335
More farms.
All the farms.
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>>416335
>Hoe Research - 20 pixels,
Also keep spamming farms
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>>416337
Farms are being produced en masse, and so does pixel production. Han and Pete are going to be very well-off pixels. One is finished in their work, and so does another. They truly admire what it means to be a working pixel.
>>416339
Parker is tasked with something else, however - and it shall only benefit the very excited farmers. Question is, with all of these pixels flowing in, how shall the pixels be invested in the farms and research? He awaits orders from Pixel Jesus, or whomever gives him guidance.
The farms produced 5 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
You have 0 pixels.
Structures:
Farm x5, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 7 pixels a turn
Farm, in construction - 3/6
House x3, holding 3 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 20 more pixels needed to begin research.
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>>416344
More farms
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>>416344
Finish the farm then start giving pixels for research.
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>>416349
"More farms" are the only words that echo in Hans and Pete's mind, as they follow without any objections. Yet another one is finished, and so they begin work on yet another...
Parker still doesn't know what the fuck to do.
The farms produced 6 pixels, but are used on this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used on this turn.
Structures:
Farm x6, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 8 pixels a turn
Farm, in construction - 5/6
House x3, holding 3 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 20 more pixels needed to begin research.
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>>416344
Ask General Researcher Parker. what would happen if you upgrade a farm twice. Upgrade farm already! They do the same as making another one!
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>>416356
More farms
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>>416356
also lets change parker to farmer temporarily until we are able to start the research
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>>416365
12 farms, then we upgrade.
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>>416360
I'm going to be working on the document for a bit, and since this quest is becoming popular...
7 will determine the next command taken. Once a 7 post is made, I'll take that one, and then the next 7 post after the command post will be taken, and so on and so forth.
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>>416381
Upgrade farms.
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>>416387
Well there it is.
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>>416381
The document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f1uR4fuWFqDnI0Kyh4i3SfjiqAs9WMTvzTQl2Ie551M/edit?usp=sharing
Update time is going to be a bit longer, due to all the variables and such. If I make any mistake, please tell me!
>>416387
Lucky you, you got 7.
You think, rather than making MORE farms, you can just simply upgrade them! Taking 6 spare pixels made upon this turn, you upgrade a farm so now it produces an extra pixel. Isn't that great? Oh, there's also another effect - you can house another worker on this farm. It seems like upgrading has its benefits. Hans and Pete bow in gratefulness, seeing the newest innovation in their community. Hans is especially happy, seeing as how he gets to work at this upgraded one!
Parker taps his fingers on his office desk.
The farms produced 7 pixels, but are used this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used this turn.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel.
Pixels +9, -8
You have 1 pixel.
PPT (pixels per turn): 9
Structures:
Farm Lv. 1 x5, w/ Pete, producing 7 pixels a turn
Farm Lv. 2 x1, w/ Hans, producing 2 pixels a turn
Farm, in construction - 5/6
House x3, holding 3 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 20 more pixels needed to begin research.
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>>416430
Make more slaves, and upgrade the farms
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>>416430
More farms.
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>>416430
Make more slaves, and upgrade the farms
We should do what the most of the votes are saying since getting a 7 takes too long
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>>416448
Alright, I'll expand it a bit. Either 3, 6, or 9 gets it.
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>>416430
Upgrade another farm. Have Pixel Parker research hoes. Send the new Pixel Citizen in the research center.
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>>416451
upgrade houses
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>>416456
We have to use pixels to research stuff in the research center. So two pixels in researching without any pixels is a waste
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>>416456
we need to upgrade the research center before we can have two researchers at once
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>>416456
New pixels, new plans.
You'd need 20 pixels in total to start research - of which you do not have. However, Hans and Pete are eager to upgrade another farm. This farm was half-painted green and retains its green during the upgrade.
The farms produced 9 pixels, but are used this turn.
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel, but is used this turn.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel.
Pixels +11, -8
You have 4 pixels.
PPT (pixels per turn): 11
Structures:
Farm Lv. 1 x5, w/ Pete, producing 7 pixels a turn
Farm Lv. 2 x2, w/ Hans, producing 4 pixels a turn
Farm, in construction - 5/6
House x3, holding 3 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 20 more pixels needed to begin research.
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>>416481
Take the researcher out of research center and farm.
Also Upgrade the other farms as well.
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>>416481
Make more farms
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>>416493
Fuck, I realize how shit I am at basic addition. I'm having trouble figuring out how much farms this would make, and the total PPT at the end of it.
If one of you anons help me with this action, I'll give you a free action, without getting any 3s, 6s, or 9s.
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>>416531
we have 4, we make 11 this turn, so we have 15.
we can make three farms taking us down to 3 pixels. the three farms just built produce 3 pixels, which can be used to make one more farm and putting us at 0 pixels.
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>>416481
Upgrade a house
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>>416544
Thanks, anon. Number-crunching isn't my specialty. You get a free action. However...
Now that we have a 10 farm total...something happens! No matter what Hans and Pete do to satisfy their endless lust for agriculture, they cannot construct anymore farms.
You have 3 pixels.
PPT (pixels per turn): 14
Structures:
Farm Lv. 1 x8, producing 8 pixels a turn
Farm Lv. 2 x2 producing 4 pixels a turn, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 2 extra
House x3, holding 3 pixel citizens
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 20 more pixels needed to begin research.
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>>416571
Upgrade all the farms.
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>>416571
Upgrade all the farms.
Get the researcher working on the farms since he still needs 20 pixels to research
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>>416571
lets start upgrading our existing houses
also, what other kinds of jobs can the workers do? or is that for us to decide
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>>416577
reroll.
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>>416580
reroll
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>>416592
More for you to decide. You make the game! It could've gone completely differently from the beginning. And, since you've gotten the free action...
Anyway, Hans and Pete use more of their resources to upgrade their houses - more people, more slaves, more pixels, more success, more bitches and hoes. They get one house upgrade with their current pixel supply. Along comes yet another pixel with the upgraded house - what shall their name be?
The farms produced 12 pixels, but some are used this turn (8/12).
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel.
You have 10 pixels.
PPT (pixels per turn): 14
Structures:
Farm Lv. 1 x8, producing 8 pixels a turn
Farm Lv. 2 x2 producing 4 pixels a turn, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 2 extra
House Lv. 1 x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
House Lv.2 x1, holding 2 pixel citizens.
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 20 more pixels needed to begin research.
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>>416618
upgrade farm. Have Pixel Parker start working in the farms.
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>>416618
Dixel McPixel
And upgrade as many Lv.1 Farms as possible.
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>>416627
The next slave pixel will be named Dixel McPixel.
Awaiting a 3, 6, or 9.
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>>416640
start research on hoes
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>>416646
With Dixel McPixel in town, the pixel village is looking pretty lively, with pixels booming everywhere. Parker can finally get to work upon Hoe Research, helping aid workers in farms.
When the newest pixel harvest comes in, Parker gets to research. What shall Dixels's occupation be, though?
The farms produced 12 pixels, but some are used on this turn. (10/12.)
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel.
You have 4 pixels.
PPT (pixels per turn): 14
Research progress (Hoe Research): 1/20 RP
Structures:
Farm Lv. 1 x8, producing 8 pixels a turn
Farm Lv. 2 x2 producing 4 pixels a turn, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 2 extra
House Lv. 1 x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
House Lv.2 x1, holding 2 pixel citizens.
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center, researching Hoe Research
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 1/20 RP
Dixel McPixel
Occupation: ????
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>>416661
Upgrade farms.
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>>416668
roll
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>>416668
Roll
Parker works on the farms
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>>416668
>666
I dont think I need to roll.
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>>416661
Upgrade farms.
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>>416683
Nice almost trips, but since this reroll finally counts, we'll go with it.
Hans and Pete finally return to their farm-binge, upgrading farms continually to get in that sweet pixel dosh. It seems like these farms have the power to magically teleport themselves out of the way of buildings.
Let's see: currently, with their pixels (including the ones earned on this turn), they can upgrade three farms. They do so, and earn three more pixels, kept as leftovers.
The farms produced 15 pixels, but some are used on this turn. (12/15)
Hans earns a farm 1 extra pixel.
Pete earns a farm 1 extra pixel.
You have 3 pixels.
PPT (pixels per turn): 17
Research progress (Hoe Research): 2/20 RP
Structures:
Farm Lv. 1 x5, producing 5 pixels a turn
Farm Lv. 2 x5 producing 10 pixels a turn, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 2 extra
House Lv. 1 x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
House Lv.2 x1, holding 2 pixel citizens.
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center, researching Hoe Research
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 2/20 RP
Dixel McPixel
Occupation: ????
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>>416704
ALL THE FARM UPGRADES!!! Have Dixel work with Hans. Have Hans tell everyone about Pixel Jesus.
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>>416704
>Dixel McPixel start farming
Upgrade that last lv.1 farm and then upgrade the houses
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>>416704
suddenly, for the sake of doing something other than farming endlessly, some pixel-beasts start to approach the settlement!
assign Dixel as a warrior to fight them off
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>>416719
All the farm upgrades, faggot.
Dixel gets to work with Hans, and the farms keep being upgraded - they shall produce a mighty number of pixels for the whole town.
The math here: with the spare 3 pixels, plus the current PPT of 17, they acquire 20 pixels, and 18 are put into upgrading three other farms. 2 are left over, and with 3 more from the other upgraded farms, there's 5 leftover pixels, almost enough for another farm - luckily, Dixel, with his work ethic, gets another pixel out - and ups another farm. One more pixel is produced.
I botched the last image - there was meant to be 10 farms total. Fixed in this one.
The farms produced 21 pixels, but some are used on this turn. (20/21).
Hans, Pete and Dixel produced 3 pixels, but all are used on this turn.
You have 1 pixel.
PPT (pixels per turn): 24
Research progress: 3/20 RP
Structures:
Farm Lv. 1 x5, producing 5 pixels a turn
Farm Lv. 2 x5 producing 10 pixels a turn, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 2 extra
House Lv. 1 x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
House Lv.2 x1, holding 2 pixel citizens.
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center, researching Hoe Research
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 3/20 RP
Dixel McPixel
Occupation: Farmer
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>>416722
roll
we need to start thinking of other things to use the pixels for
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>>416785
More farm upgrades
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>>416785
Also botched the structures and the PPT. The PPT should be 22, I think. I just keep screwing up. Really, it should be:
Structures:
Farm Lv. 1 x1, producing 1 pixels a turn
Farm Lv. 2 x9 producing 18 pixels a turn, w/ Hans, Pete, and Dixel, producing 3 extra
House Lv. 1 x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
House Lv.2 x1, holding 2 pixel citizens.
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center, researching Hoe Research
>>416793
Farms can be upgraded to Level 3, so, there's still much more farm upgrades left.
Hans and his crew get the last one to level 2, with the pixels gathered today. They figure they can finally get one to the last possible level: Level 3. Finishing the last, they add 8 more pixels to the first...and see it in its grand beauty.
1 + 22 is 23. 23 minus 8, for the upgrade to Lv. 2, is 15. They get an extra pixel, making it 16. They upgrade the first once again, to Lv. 3, getting another extra pixel, making it 9, and them upgrading another, to level 3, having 2 left in the end. They now have a total of 25 PPT.
The farms produced 25 pixels, but some are used on this turn. (23/25)
Hans, Pete and Dixel produced 3 pixels, but all are used on this turn.
You have 2 pixels.
PPT (pixels per turn): 25
Research progress: 4/20 RP
Structures:
Farm Lv. 2 x8 producing 16 pixels a turn, w/ Dixel, producing 1 extra pixel
Farm Lv.3 x2, producing 6 pixels a turn, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 2 extra pixel
House Lv. 1 x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
House Lv.2 x1, holding 2 pixel citizens.
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center, researching Hoe Research
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 4/20 RP
Dixel McPixel
Occupation: Farmer
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>>416829
FARRMMMSSS
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>>416829
More farm upgrades
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>>416829
upgrade research center
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color the people. but no black, no brown, no yellow no red, no communists, no green, no lgbt rainbow color. Just make them white.
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>>416836
Shit nigger, stop getting lucky rolls.
I realized I have fucked up completely. Farms only require 6 pixels to upgrade. I've been thinking 8 for a while. Let's pretend nothing wrong has happened - maybe this game won't be so mathematical in the future.
Personally, I would like a reset...
Hans and the gang satisfy their farm bloodlust by continuing to upgrade them.
2 pix + 25 = 27. Three farms can be upgraded, and so, they are - leaving three pixels left. Three more are produced, and thus with their productions, one other one can be obtained. That leaves 6 - and another one can be upgraded! It is done so, and then at last, 1 pixel remains. PPT 29.
The farms produced 26 pixels, but some are used on this turn. (28/29)
Hans, Pete and Dixel produced 3 pixels, but all are used on this turn.
You have 1 pixels.
PPT (pixels per turn): 29
Research progress: 5/20 RP
Structures:
Farm Lv. 2 x4 producing 8 pixels a turn, w/ Dixel, producing 1 extra pixel
Farm Lv.3 x6, producing 18 pixels a turn, w/ Hans and Pete, producing 2 extra pixel
House Lv. 1 x2, holding 2 pixel citizens
House Lv.2 x1, holding 2 pixel citizens.
Star, in construction - 6/??
Pixel Research Center, researching Hoe Research
Citizens:
Hans John Oppenheimer
Occupation: Farmer
Pixel Pete
Occupation: Farmer
Parker Pixelton
Occupation: Researcher
>Task: Hoe Research - 5/20 RP
Dixel McPixel
Occupation: Farmer
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>>416880
Farm and houses
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>>416866
can we still do this since it was a 6
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>>416891
Reroll
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>>416880
Upgrade all the farms.
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>>416892
Sorry, I only count it if it is after the command post.
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>>416897
This
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build a swastika
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After this turn finish greening hans' farm as historical first farm.
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>>417110
dirty reroll.
And color all citizens white.
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>>416880
Build a house for our new resident philosopher, Marl Karx
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Lol limitless possibilities and we're getting autistic with the farms. This isn't Starcraft lets do some more creative shit
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Build pixel house
Spend remaining pixels on a pixel stripclub
Have the new resident be female and the town whore ALL IN ONE
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We still doing 3, 6, and 9?
If I get the magic number, we build a big ring. Can be a circle, oval, capsule, whatever. Just use pixels to build a ring of some kind. It doesn't have a defined use yet.
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>>416880
Not even one completed star for Pixel Jesus? For shame. Lets get that star built so it's out of the way.
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Upgrade the houses and name the residents Dayton and Payton Clayton.
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I also suggest we build a sawmill.
I wonder what benefits we can get.
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Let's finish our star
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>>416880
We must build a church so that the slaves can properly send praises to Pixel Jesus.
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Hey, everyone. It's OP. I think this game turned into a micromanagement shitfest, which really isn't my thing. I personally would like something more creative, so, yeah.
Oh shit, niggers. There's a pixel here. What do you want to do with it?
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>>429172
Zoom in. Find out there is a pixel universe within every pixel.
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>>429172
Try not to get noticed by the white pixels all around it.
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>>429187
You zoom into the pixel. It seems like you've broken some sort of inherent Pixel-universe law; now, within this pixel, there are dozens and dozens of different pixels, all put into the tapestry of a singular pixel in its own magnification.
You could consider these pixels to be the atoms of the pixel universe, but yet again, there's this singular pixel. How could you call it singular, if up close, it possesses more pixels? You could zoom into infinity - there would be more pixels.
At the same time, there is 1 pixel, no pixels, infinite pixels. Any number of pixels possible. In the initial circumstance, I was referring it by one of those values - it is that, yet not. Odd. This philosophical problem will perplex you.
This time, I'll just pick any action that's interesting.
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>>429223
What the fuck
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>>429223
Still trying to not get noticed by all the white pixels.
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>>429390
Coming back outwards from this deep and profound moment, you are made aware of being the only black pixel in a surplus of white pixels. Pixels are not humans, and thus, do not possess human concepts, such as racism.
Of course, it is still rather humorous to consider this pixel to be a nigger. Haha!
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>>429413
Aha! Lead a rebellion by becoming round.
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>>429419
Of course, this pixel,being a dullard, considers "round" to be a shape, and thus morphs himself to resemble more of the alleged "shape."
Although he feels prideful of his shape, his influence has eliminated a few white dots.
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>>429425
A white pixel, inspired by the actions of the black pixel, becomes a blue pixel.
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