Getting dark, as it usually does underground.
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>>27916624
Oh boy! Hype intensifying and all that!
Thanks Pencils!
>>27916624
Pencils no please don't hurt me like this.
>>27916624
Nice page, we gonna to get flashback about Cloudy past?
Remember when this happened in season 1? The Diamond Dogs call Rarity a mule. We know mules are sentient in Equestria ("No offense." "None taken."), so what does that mean for this whole scene? Is it okay to smack mules on the ass in Equestria, just like in our world? Do they like it? Remember that in our world, it's okay to hit horses on the rump occasionally as well. Often with a riding crop or horsewhip. Those must sting.
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Secrets Revealed by Zad
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Cute story about Big Mac trying to involve Cheerilee in his spanking fetish.
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Be advised: this is a thread about cartoon horses. Nobody here cares about real life disciplinary methods.
Old thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27692522
I wanna spank this horse
>Yfw it is not acceptable at all to spank a mare or mule
>Tfw Diamond Dogs do that shit anyway.
Believe in Larson and he WILL include Diamond dogs in the next season.
I believe the time has come to combine the threads of BG's mother Trixie and BrownieTown's Trixie story together. If you two are out there, I hope you see this
I did and I do. What happened to the other thread?
>>27907531
Thanks to all of the applejack and glimmer shitposters, it died
>>27907538
I figured that was the case, shitty.
>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and after saving your daughter from a corrupt Royal Guard, you just want to relax at home with your friends and newfound family.
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>After so many days of scampering about Canterlot chasing kidnappers and corrupt guards, it's a welcomed change of pace to be able to spend an evening in your inn without any disasters going or ponies threatening to bash your head in.
>The closest thing to trouble you've had was a certain baker getting drunkenly amorous with you.
>For the moment, you've asked by the Princess to keep Spectral Prism busy so that she can prepare a proper surprise for him later in the evening.
>"Perhaps I should turn in early for the night," Prism muses between sips from his mug. "Get a head start on the research with the few samples that I've got laying around."
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>>27903462
"Research can wait, Prism. Tonight's the night to let loose, relax. We have all the time in the world now...surely there's always been something else you've wanted to do?"
>>27903462
>It's the last thread I swear!
Sorry mate. You built up to great of a world and too great of a plot to let it up that easily.
>>27903462
We're celebrating everything that happened. Since he was a major part of saving our daughter, we insist that he stays for the festivities.
A sequel for Crystal Warlock; Quest set in Sombraverse.
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Last Thread:
>You are Aurora Flare, a pony turned into a Crystal Golem.
>You friend, Golden Shield, is fighting Verity, an “Initiate of Harmony”.
>By winning the fight Golden Shield attempts to free his captured soldiers.
>Meanwhile you are negotiating the same sort of deal with Soarin.
>And now…
“I know nothing about the bat ponies, Soarin,” you tell him straight, your voice empty of emotions, “But they do not appear to be friendly towards the Crystal Empire either. When we entered their territory they attacked us without a provocation. When we beat them up senseless, they probably realized that they were breaching their neutrality the other way around; they wished to make amends for that else, pay the repercussions.”
“By freeing the most wanted criminal of all of Equestria?” he knocks his head at you questionably.
“Originally we intended to deal with everything peacefully and diplomatically.”
“Still, she did that. I will take everything you said into account when we approach the ‘Hollow Shades’”
Soarin protects your lonely, vulnerable head once more; the metal shard is smashed against the ground with his hoof. The stallion shakes his head with a grunt and rises swiftly above you. Both of you, at the same exact time, throw another on look of the battle at hoof. Despite Shield’s monstrous agility, he’s still getting pushed back.
He’s lacking a javelin or a spear, his signature weapon; or any. Verity’s deadly weapon is the earth around her.
Soarin, after a brief pause, looks at you, “Still, you must agree that the bat ponies can no longer remain neutral. They will have to choose a side as they can’t keep to themselves on Celestia’s and… Sombra’s word alone.”
“Why are you still dividing us between enemies and friends, Soarin? We will never end the war this way.”
“Of course, I am tired of the canned apples too,” he speaks, more to himself than towards you. You are confused.
“Then it’s a deal?” you ask him.
The stallion simply nods in response and leaves you be. You can see him approaching several of the “Cloudsdale” soldiers with a proposition and they, willingly, answer him with a positive nod.
Once he’s able to gather the entirety of the observing army present, he raises himself high above the arena and awkwardly clears his throat. Then, he nods towards his fellow soldiers and lowers his hoof at the space between Verity and Golden Shield. In a second’s notice, the soldiers crash upon the ground between the two and grab them into a powerful, entrapping grip.
“What’s the big idea?!” Verity roars as soon as she feels another hoof on her body. Her powerful, arcane magic pushes the other soldiers away but they, the loyal pegasi brats that they are, charge back in to take her in their grip.
“I am sorry, ‘Initiate of Honesty’,” he twists his head with a narrow gaze, “And… Golden Shield, but as the current de facto commander of Cloudsdale Forces I’m stopping your current bargain and nullifying either the results.”
“Are you out of your mind?” Verity whistles through her teeth towards him, “We need to get the ‘Element’ back! Might as well pummel the bones out of the ‘Legate’, no?! Did you forget what Spitfire said before-“
“She said to listen to you during her presence. But since she’s captured I take the role of the success as a fellow ‘Wonderbolt’ and the only one present with enough sanity and reason. Verity, stand your ground immediately.”
“Then you might explain what is currently going on here, ‘Commander Soarin’?” a voice you have not heard before refers towards him. A figure of an earth, grayish mare stands before the lot of you on top of the shattered ruins of one of the “Crystal Golems”. As you spot several of the pegasi exchanging nervous glances, you realize that she might, in fact, be one of the previously mentioned “Pie Sisters”. If that is the case, then the other one, or two, have not arrived yet. Even then, this is, yet again, another problem. You wish you could sigh.
*** *** ***
After a brief encounter, and an argument, Soarin, Verity and the newly arrived “Maud Pie” have secluded themselves in one of the officering tents upon one of the clouds in order to discuss and decide your future fate. You can only hope that Soarin is going to, even briefly, mention the negotiation and results of such the two of you moot previously. While she does not appear to hold a rank, this “Pie Sister” is well respected and feared, from what you gathered.
You are left alone with Golden Shield and the two prisoners, them being Mudbrick and Meridian (their head bags and metal chains still adoring their body) inside the ruins of the makeshift arena. Soarin promised you that he’ll convince both the “Pie Sister” and Verity, as long as you do not attempt to run away or act with hostility. You accepted such a condition swiftly; you are in no health to even be a trouble to them. Despite that, you have an uncertain, dread shrivel as you can practically feel the overseeing eye of the pegasi soldiers above you.
You have warned them about the seeping poison that is Dragon Blood and what it can do to them; they have distanced themselves from you but only so much. It seems that their duty is above their own well-being.
Mudbrick is sitting quietly; his head is centered towards Golden Shield but he does not mutter a word or a struggle. Lunar Meridian, on other hoof, is pissed. She’s attempting to break out of her chains and leave as soon as possible.
“I told you to trust me,” you mentally pout at Golden Shield. Somepony had to break the heavy silence somehow.
“And I told you I’ll jump in to protect if something happens,” he says without a second of hesitation.
“You… dork,” you can only muster in response. You feel weak and most of all, tired. You deserve repose.
>What now?
Catch up at: https://www.anonpone.com/miracle/
Or if you want a quick start, read the char list: https://qt.catbox.moe/3c98e8
INV:
>AJ: Crystal ball, Hat (Worn), Humorous cow statuette, Cross necklace, Strange cross amulet, Peaches, Locked box, Whiskey, Keys
>Mirria: Cape (Worn), 1 pen, Binoculars (Worn), Ankh necklace (Worn)
Objectives:
-Reach the top of the tower.
--Find paper for Mirria.
--Find Winona.
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>>27887816
"She's my friend."
"She says she is, but nearly everything here has tried to hurt us at least once." Mirria pauses for a moment, then writes. "It's not that I don't want to trust your judgement, I just don't want a reason to regret it. Can you keep an eye open? I don't want more than that."
>>27893509
Okay. I will keep an eye open. But I really do trust her.What about Rarity's inventory?
>>27893987
"I'll try to. But I do trust her." I add. She nods, relaxing slightly. "Can you give me one second?"
She nods again, and I poke my head out of the door.
"Do you have anything on you?" I whisper.
"Only a key I found a while ago," She whispers back, taking it from her mane, "In the same room as that ruffian." She whispers, "It seems like he went away already."
>>27894045
Can Rarity come in if she closes her eyes first? What if she takes off her mask first? We promise not to look. I'm still not sure how much of the differences between what we all see is real or not.
If not, maybe she can double check the other door's rooms while we check out this one. I'd rather not split up from her.
Last thread hit the post limit, continued from >>27833713. More birbs welcome!
Just gonna dump to get the ball rolling.
Are there any raven ponies named Hugin and Munin?
Hot Springs Spaghetti Edition
Previous bat party: >>27805270
>Bat Wiki:
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>Writers pastebin:
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>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories
>Image Archive (Cloud):
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http://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (hot stuff)
>Thread Archive
http://derpy.me/BatArchives
>keekeekee
http://batpon.comuv.com/kee
>>27891092
>bat pony
>>27891097
>Hermann Fegelein
>Not Ivan Ivanhof
Summerfag found.
>>27891717
Oh hi Nuke, how's your day goin'?
I notice a lack of dress horse threads today. Lets fix that.
>>27886078
>>27886088
>>27886100
Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.
Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.
Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...
The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.
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why are you reading this fucking section?
You can also add Kurobisu to your skype, just look for live:kurobisu_g(He's depressed)
Join us in creating the human world around our beloved school.
Any contribution is good, your contribution is the best
Really, it is. No matter how stupid or irrelevant it might seemthis is fucking /mlp/ anyway
ITT we post the body types of the girls he's banged
FS looks like this in their latest smut fic
>>27859415
>this is an accurate Aryan
What the fuck is Norman thinking?
>>27859415
>somescrub
nice taste in chubby and ponka
This is the story of a quiet, courteous and organized mare named Sharp “Twitch" Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and is now slowly patching her life back together with the help of her friendly neighborhood mob operation.
Last time, Twitch was making a visit to a casino for a job.
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>>27771805
>>27771835
>>27771905
>You play your hand cool, keeping your Queen and your ten to your self.
>A poker face is where nopony can read your emotions, right?
>Well, you think you're pretty darn good at those, and give the rest of the table a blankish stare.
>The yellow unicorn drops out with a disgusted look on her face, but the rest of the table sticks around and calls at 50 bits, bringing the pot to 275.
>Inside you feel a small twinge of nervousness, that's a good deal of your rent for a whole month sitting right front of you.
>The green pegasus is smirking, the purple one stoic, and Dromic raising his eyebrow at you.
>You give him a small smile before snapping back to an emotionless facade and waiting for the flop.
>It comes down, the jack of hearts, a five of diamonds and the ace of spades.
>Green likes this turn of events, nodding a bit.
>Purple drops her stoic face to chew her lip for a moment, then quickly realizes something and reverts to her previous poker face.
>And Dromic is rather hard to read, still keeping up his carefree facade and sending you little winks.
>input action
>>27844135
I think I should let the people who actually knows how to play poker take this one.
>>27844135
There's a small chance we get a king for a straight, but I'm not really a fan of these odds.
>>27844135
We should fold if anyone bets big. Our hand isn't very good.
The last thread: http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27655438
>Our Stupendous Writers:
Kassaz - On a Break
Nasseau
Regidar
Vexd
Flutterpriest
>Our Dynamic Artists:
Dolly - MIA
Twizzle
Patch - In College
Seenty
mlp-pregnancy-is-magic
Cosmonaut
This is the pregnancy general. All things motherly, fetal, and uterine are welcome.
Come here for the general's stories, archives, and the like:
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Good pregnancy stories from elsewhere:
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Contact info of our contributors:
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Last, but not least, here are some CYOAs:
Continuation of `Of Colts and Foals'
https://ml.ponychan.net/anon/res/427079.html
Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/451538.html
>>27812013
I want to breed and milk the Raricow.Any chance of an udder-edit?
>>27811665
Would you continue making babies until she couldn't make babies any more?
SEASON SIX RESUMES SATURDAY (JULY 30) AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC!
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is storytimed here!
>>27997909
They've already seen and speculated how infrequently they'll find ponies needing some cutie mark counsel, and that they have some interests they'd like to individually pursue (as the rest of the gang isn't so into them), but the Cutie Mark Crusaders remain strong friends. There's still lots of fun to be had hanging out. And even if it's not often, haven't they had some cases already? What would be the toughest scenarios for exercise their shared talents?
>>27995058
Previous thread.
>filly
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash attends the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan and meets a pony named Quibble Pants who despises Daring Do as much as she loves it. The two of them get wrapped up in a real life Daring Do adventure and must settle their differences if they have any chance of surviving the convention.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is due out this Wednesday (Jul. 27).
Twilight's always there for her friends and family and tries her best. She has a bit of a tendency to share what she likes, though, and that often means things like books for Spike's presents or information immersion when tutoring or problem solving. It's just her go-to methods; she can rectify her habits with some work and thought, but she'll probably always be Twilight Sparkle.
Not a bad thing, but she doesn't get too many fellow enthusiastic book sorters.
>>27990223
Previous thread.
>filly
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash attends the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan and meets a pony named Quibble Pants who despises Daring Do as much as she loves it. The two of them get wrapped up in a real life Daring Do adventure and must settle their differences if they have any chance of surviving the convention.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
cute fillieslearning about sexuality
https://www.anonpone.com/coltquest/
PREVIOUS THREAD:
>They finish dinner and everyone heads to bed.
>Emerald convinces Joyride to teach him some "things".
>They sex.
>The group gets to the Ponycare compound.
>They then track down Hope.
>She has mixed feelings about seeing Emerald in the warzone.
>Emerald, Hope, and Ruby head to dinner while Joyride goes to find the ponies who will guide them to the Wasps.
Continued in the next post...
(Also, how's that for a color scheme for Pip?)
>>27957851
Emerald introduces Ruby properly, and she pipes up rather excitedly and says, "Hi...!"
"Hello, my dear." Hope says with a grin back.
"Hope." A robed pony says from near the door, "Sorry for interrupting your dinner. Can I get your help for a second?"
Hope excuses herself for a moment, and Emerald notices that Ruby watches her go.
"Man, she is so cool!" Ruby says when she gets out of earshot.
Ruby attempts to flatten her twisted, knotted hair and says, "I wonder if I should grow my mane out..."
What does Emerald do?
>>27957869
I think we should follow Hope.
I think that's a good color scheme for Pip. It goes well with the whole "I specialize in all things fire" kind of look.
>>27957869
Well you can certainly try.