MLP General

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>filly

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ponies are for happy

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YAYYYYY, A NEW THREAD
[excited horse noises]

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>Colt

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First for asses

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>>27990234

>>27990238
no

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>>27990237
I prefer sheep pony

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>That day, Twalot learned that having sentient lacrimal ducts hadn't been a good idea.
>"Aaaaaah!!! Let my eyes g-go!!"
>"SHUT UP, YOU PUNY CREATURE! YOUR EYES ARE ONLY THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS...DOMINATIOOOOOOON!"

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>>27990234

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Ponies are HOT

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>4 Days 4 Hours 47 Minutes

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>>27990249
burning up

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>>27990268
>tfw she'll never go nuclear again

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>>27990249
They don't get much hotter than Twilight.

>>27990281
>>27990285
>>27990268
She looked so cute there

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>Fluttershy will never give you a cold, manic stare while murmuring "...cause you will never betray me, ain't it, Anon??"

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Gee, Derpy, why do they let you use four seats!?

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>>27990293
Yes, Twilight tended to be cute in S1.

>>27990298
Oh stop being a huge faggot.
Twilight is still incredibly cute now too.

i heard that ponies just openly boop right in the streets

in full view of fillies and colts

>>27990238
why are asses so fucking sexy

i mean, you poop from there

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>>27990234
giant asses!

>>27990298
i miss smoothback twily

>>27990309
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>>27990307
ponies in real life would have such giant squid eyes

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would you kiss?

>>27990318
LOVELY giant squid eyes

>>27990325
yep

>>27990325
She'd cut my nose open with that snozzle, no thanks

>>27990325
marry*

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would you stare into these eyes as you cum?

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>>27990325
No
Dragons are for slaying

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why is ember so fucking sexy

she makes my dick tingle

i really want to plow her cloaca hard, deep, and fast

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>>27990335
but anon, poni is not for that

>>27990325
Negative

>>27990377
well, if not to empty one's balls into, what is pone for, then?

>>27990374
I want to give her dragon/human children

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>>27990385
Tea

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>>27990393
Especially fillies

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i bet ember would make such adorable noises as you pistoned in and out of her

she'd play hard to get but secretly she loves sex

and as a dragon she has a particularly voracious sexual appetite

one round could never satisfy her

she particularly enjoys getting it from multiple men of multiple species

would you share her with your friends?

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>Today is Aunts and Uncles Day

>>27990401
>Tfw she would give scorching hot blowjobs
>and I don't mean it metaphorically
>She would totally burn your dick to a crisp

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my daddy, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Daddies , and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on my little pu$$y, and he has given me over 300 confirmed cummies. He is trained in sexual warfare and he is the top squirter in the entire US bedroom forces. You are nothing to him but just another slut. He will fuck you the fuck up with power the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying shit about my ️daddy️ over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of daddies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cummy storm, maggot. The cummy storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pu$$y. You’re fucking dead, bitch. My daddies can be anywhere, anytime, and they can fuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with their ️fingers️ and tongues. Not only are they extensively trained in bareback intercourse, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the sex closet in my dungeon and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable asshole off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. My daddies will squirt cummies all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bitch.

>>27990414
worth it

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>>27990415

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>>27990415
>>27990421
No, fuck, that's the wrong one.
Sorry

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Shitposters begone!

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Shamwow a cutie

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Would you read books with a lonely Moondancer?

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>>27990431
Never!

>tfw won't be able to horse this saturday

Someone horse twice as hard for me, please

>>27990435
>With.
>Not too.

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>>27990443
Oh believe me I will.

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I'll tell you what, this thread is missing some delicious zebra butt

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>>27990433
She's even cuter with all her horgans

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>"you were right, anon! Fluttershy tastes delicious!"

>>27990477
*whoregans

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>>27990443
>tfw

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>"Duuuude, if I'm...I'm a pony...does this mean there's...are you listening? I mean...I mean, there's...a little...listen to me, dude...a little pony inside of me?"

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>you will never feel a little hoarse

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>Grown up amazon Apple Bloom
cute

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>>27990535
I want AB to be a little filly forever.

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>>27990546
They grow up so fast, anon...

>>27990497
l-lewd

Why didn't someone ask Tabitha and Cathy to read a Sparity clopfic in their characters' voices?

>>27990563
Kill yourself

>>27990563
for the same reason you don't enlarge the holes of a wall socket and put your fingers in it: it's fucking moronical

>>27990571

There's no way they would agree to it?

>>27990572
>Sparity clopfic
>Clopfic
>CLOPFIC
gee, I wonder.

Why didn't somebody ask Nicole about the fandom turning Celestia into a molester?

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>>27990577

>>27990577
I'd rather ask her about that movie where she appeared naked.

>>27990586
wait what

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>>27990586
I'd propose to her.

>>27990598
Lel, don't get your hopes too high, from what I saw it was just a couple scenes.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127551/?ref_=fn_al_tt_10

(Low budget movies of late 90s HAD to have some kind of sex scene, at some point)

Congratulations Anon, you just won a trip to Equestria.

As a ghost. Trapped in the Everfree forest. Also Zecora really dislikes you and will just go to Ponyville if you visit her.

>>27990603
>Dat review
>"I really liked the three-person point of view thing, but almost stopped watching becasue the first view was so ... well,like a soft-porn movie without the skin."

You're able to go to Equestria, but everyone is anthro.

Do you still want to go?

>>27990609
What kind of anthro, tho? Glacierclear / Foxinshadow type or Bluntwhiskey type?

You'd be able to go to Equestria, but Twilight would never become a princess.

Would you do it?

>>27990612

I don't know who those people are.

>>27990617
crappy porn artists

>>27990623

No then?

>>27990609
No

You can go to Equastria, but first you have to serve one million (10^6) lives as a lane creep/minion/fuckface/whatever in a MOBAloid of your choosing. You can still feel everything.

>>27990627

Why not?

>>27990633
>Equastria
>lane creep/minion/fuckface/whatever
>MOBAloid
...do you also happen to speak English, by chance?

I'm gonna boop the strongest filly in front of all the other fillies. This will destroy their morale.

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>>27990658
Good luck

>>27990658
>Anon's dental records are later found 10 miles away.

I wish Tara Strong were my mom.

>>27990658
>In the news, an unnamed anon triggered an enormous brawl between fillies, today, when he booped the alpha mare on the snout, right in front of everyone
>Dr. Lovehugs, from the comportamental department said "The guy had no idea what he was doing. What he thought was an act of defiance, instead put him on top of the social filly ladder. To make it short, they saw him as their new leader and wanted to be the first to please him, no matter the cost."
>The police reported that 3 fillies were hospitalized with light bruises on their bellies, while another one is still under observation for a wedgie.
>The Anon has been apprehended and it's currently on hold in Princess Celestia's rape dungeon

>>27990633
what does this mean

>>27990681
That's exactly what I'd like to know.
My guess is that Anon had a stroke while writing the post.

>>27990633
>>27990681
>>27990684
Really makes you think

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>>27990688

>you will never be the leader of the fillies

>>27990688
wtf I hate Celestia now

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>>27990707

Filly wants to know why you're so silent

>>27990751
.....I drive

>>27990758
"...are you angry at me?"

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I bet these two have been doubled teamed more times than you can count

>>27990786
if they're being double teamed, wouldn't they need four stallions?

>>27990789
Each, yes.

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Derpy's asking who's your favorite Walküre singler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnIAaprIkj0

Are fillies legal tender?

>>27989791
Is that from one of the previews?
Is the one in the second mural Nightynight Moon?

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Happy Birthday Isaac!

>>27990960
How do you guys know all the birthdays of the contributors here?

>>27990952
That's definitely Nightmare Moon. It's an alicorn with almost perfect colors and it's wear her helmet thing.

I want to know the stories behind the others now.

A pony that faced off with a Minor Ursa? That... was wearing a green sweater? Is it a unicorn? Is that a horn?

What kind of griffin betrayal takes place in the third?

Who is fighting that Chinese dragon in the last panel? It looks like it has a shield spell. Its armor looks like either one of those armoured Changeling captains or one of Luna's guards.

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>>27990960
>>27991016
Happy Birthday EA!

>>27990952
Looks like it's from this, but it's only 2 or 5 seconds of new stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E6B11jwOLs

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>>27991041
I can't wait

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>>27991019
>tfw we're getting zombie ponies
I'm glad it's just going to be a joke though. That shit's too dark for my little pony show.

>>27991050
>it's a zombie episode
>not on Nightmare Night
disappointed noi.gif

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>Pony

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ONLY FOUR MORE DAYS UNTIL NEW HORSE EPISODE

>>27991055
Yeah, they fucked up a bit. I guess they had more important episodes to air around that time. 13 weeks from now is late October. So with a few one week breaks in there I think they have got it into late October pretty easily.

>>27991016
Skype for example

>>27991029
>>What kind of griffin betrayal takes place in the third?
That almost looks like a changeling in the Gryphon mural. Only the horn is missing.

>>27991133
The promise is you would think if you were doing a stylized, artistic version of a changeling you would definitely have the leg holes in there to some extent.

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>>27991069
I am hype

Guys I fucking love ponies, like a lot

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>>27991206

>>27991142
Unless they stick to the comics where the changelings did most of their conquering un-holed until Celestia blew them apart.

Which seems very unlikely.

>>27991210
Is that the lore to their legs in the comics? Huh.

Oh. Is that the same comic where they all sprung out of a tree? FIENDship is Magic Issue 5? I'll go read the summary I guess.

>>27991239
Yeah, it's the FIENDship one I think.

The thread is so dead nobody will notice if I take a filly with me.

>>27990407
twily is an aunt now too

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>>27990225

>>27991281
That's like the only thing we'll notice, there are too few filly sex slaves to go around.

>>27991349
what does she find so fascinating on the computer

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>>27991360
I ask myself that every day.

>>27991069
>Rarity
>White dress

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>>27991396

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>>27990231

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>>27991395
I don't know. It looks a bit off white to me with that splotchy coloring

Plus "white weddings dresses are only for virgins" is dumb anyway.

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>>27990535
>That happened to me and my old brother
Feels good.
He has me beat in social situations though.

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>>27991457

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>>27991454
>We still have no concrete answer to what decides people's height.
>It can't be genes only because Danes went from midgets to the tallest people on Earh in less than a century.
>It can't be food because fat people don't necessarily grow tall and we often find humongous natives who fight hunger their entire lives.

It's funny just like having a grasp over the whole observable universe but having problems just a few km into the Earth's surface.

>>27991438
virgin mares are special anon

>>27991488
I know right. I can get 3x the normal price for them from the traders.

spike wants to be a funk soul dragon

Filly attempted to Weh but Woh'd instead.

Filly House is the most wild sorority on campus.

>>27991502
Please don't support the pony markets.

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Fillies are very precious creatures. We must preserve them.

>>27991548
Do fillies go in the freezer or the fridge?

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>>27991548
VERY precious.

>>27991574
That horse is trying to eat Anon's shoulder! Take it down!

>>27991576
>cute little filly gently nibbling on you when you carry her
my heart

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HOLY SHIT

THE CHANGELING IS ACTUALLY GOING TO TALK IN THE EPISODE

>>27991614
Changeling can't wait for those sweet residual checks and voice actor guild benefits.

Changeling is supposed to have 4 fangs.

Changeling needs dental badly.

>>27991621
I can't wait for changeling's spinoff

Giant ponies are the worst fetish.

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>>27991636
his sister got her own romcom

Filly is wary of taking treats from you ever since she found her antibiotics wrapped up in a slice of cheese.

Maybe Changeling will be able to move out and get his own place and I can have my couch back.

>>27991614
Source? I want to get hyped with you.

Who is going to voice him? Lee Tockar? Vincent Tong?

>>27991680
new rei!

>>27991673
well it worked with the dog

>>27991680
Damn, this is hella sweet

>>27991680
Who's the elf? Looks like a Mortal Kombat character.

>>27991680
That's super cool!

>>27991696
Fillies are not dogs.

>>27991680
gosh thats lovely

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>>27991717
well

>>27991710
Divayth Fyr from Morrowind.

>>27991721
I was hoping she was in a microwave.

>>27991680
N'WAH

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>>27991721
>Checking videos if dogs freak the fuck out in those
>They don't
>Watch the whole cycle in fascination
Those look chill as fuck. I want a human-sized one. Or just a giant walk-in dryer. That would be nice too.

>>27991769
I've seen a cat one where they freak out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyi8ly5dRkU

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>>27991476
there's a phenomenon where if a woman has two sons, the younger son is usually taller than the older son

i don't know what it's called or why it happens

look it up

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>>27990546
nah, forget that
she should be a big pony

I'm just saying, Equestria already has so many fillies. No one's going to notice if I just take one.

>>27991817
the filly would know

>No more evil villains after this season

This is actually the end of the ride?

Or the beginning of something that everyone in the fandom want?

MLP being 100% slice of life would be perfect.

No villains, just comfy episodes of ponies being cute

>>27991827
Her opinion doesn't count.

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>>27991817
Does this actually work?
Can you get away with it?

>>27991828
>No villains, just comfy episodes of ponies being cute

Living the dream, at the gara is the best finale because is not about monsters or villians.

>>27991839
filly says it totally does
she's memorized the bill of filly rights and is going to recite it for you

>>27991828
Sauce

>>27991845
aw

that's adorable

it's adorable that she thinks she has rights

>>27991845
Drop her off, pick up a dumber filly.

>>27991852
His ass

>>27991782
Cats freaking out about water? Yeah, I could see that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZA8Z4o5g5w
This man was living the dream.

>>27991806
My mom had four children. I was the second son and I did indeed come out a little taller. My younger brother is more tall than me than I am my older brother. The baby of the family, my sister, is quite tall for her age but has slowed down. ...the only one of us not taller than our father is the girl. All of us, 14 year old sister included, are taller than Mom. Hormones are weird. Nutrition is weird. I'm sure parent age has a factor as well.

>>27991828
My life is one big slice of life episode.

>>27990563
Read your own question think for around 30 seconds and then ask yourself if that sounds like a good idea? An idea that they would be wiling to do.

>>27991884
Me too. But I think my cake's gone stale.

>>27991884
do cute and funny things happen to you all the time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjt6rjR9MU&

Fillies are not capable of hate. But man, you're trying.

>>27991867
hmm

i wasn't sure if the "second son is taller" phenomenon continued for subsequent children

i wonder if the duggars' 18th kid is going to be a basketball player or something

oh wait, they won't, because basketball is the devil

Colts are not capable of love. But man, you're trying.

when will it be legal to marry a fully-functional AI fillybot

i want to live long enough to see that

Changelings are not capable of Ennui, but man, changeling just doesn't know anymore.

Stallions are not capable of cuddles. But- oh, keep doing that. That's nice. Maybe stallions are capable of cuddles. Yeah, maybe this can work out.

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>>27991894
You just have to be willing to act the part of the protagonist.

Slice of life doesn't have to be good to the protagonist though.

>>27991926
would you rather be the big spoon or the little spoon when cuddling with a cute stallion

>>27991971
both, but if two stallions aren't available the little spoon

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>>27991971
>not both

Colt was a changeling. You gave your love to a changeling.

>>27991981
Thank God. The shit we did was probably illegal.

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>>27991910
Someone said "Sweetiebot"!?

>>27992001
well yeah
a changeling was involved so it was all entirely illegal

Remember to set your pony to silent at the theater.

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>>27991910
>>27992008
Be careful how you treat your robots.

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>>27992035
Fuck robot fillies

Filly is jealous of fillybot and started leaving banana peels around the house.

>>27992035
this is hilarious

>>27992001
Hell Anon, one of these days you're going to do illegal things to an actual colt.

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>>27991896
>pegasus cristal ponies
everytime

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>>27992043
The good news is that Spot Mini was perfectly capable of getting up after that and it does in the full video.

It can also dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsLJdpjSJcM

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>>27992088
>it actually has googly eyes

>>27992088
oh my god of course it has googly eyes
that's so much better

Filly wants a robot cleaner so she can pretend to be in the future.

>>27992111
the whole reason I hired a filly maid was that so I didn't have to deal with a robot

>>27992042
is that why filly keeps tumbling down the stairs

>>27992111
I bought a Roomba but filly just rides it around everywhere.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1JLRT7YW0
>change is nice

Sure, like cadence, twilicorn, destroy the loved treebary for a shitty princess castle or a fucking baby alicorn for no reason,

Change is really fucking nice

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>>27992111
>tfw you have a device capable of accessing most of the knowledge of the human race and far more computing power than it takes to land something on the moon
>you use it to look at porn and shitpost in mlpg

>>27992148
>Onward noble steed!
>Watch out for the wall
>...
>Okay but watch out for that table leg
>...

>>27992157
Are you having a stroke

>>27992111

Everyone know that filly is lying, she only want to bully that robot

>>27992166

I'm dying because those shitty writers

>>27992164
buy the filly a remote control truck

>>27992177
I'm pretty sure you're dying because you're literally mentally retarded

>>27992159
It's okay.
People of the days of yore also had extensive libraries they used to read shitty stories and made up stuff (literature) instead of getting us where we are today.

>>27992168
Who wouldn't want to bully a robot?

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oh no

>>27992202
This pony has a leak or two

The fillies managed to tame the robot cleaners. It's all over.

>>27992236
>an army of fillies riding roombas
>no direction, pure chaos

>>27992250
>carpet's clean, at least

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>>27992221
These things happen.

>>27990609
How anthro are they?
Are they fully anthro that they are indistinguishable from humans?
Are they the creepy anthro with pony heads and human body?
Or are they the normal show anthro where they are just pones with human intelligence.

>>27990609
Agreeing with the "what kind of anthro?"
Link an example.

Like if they were just bipedal ponies with hooves only and no breasts, yes.
I might be okay with breasts.
As soon as you start putting digits onto them I start shying away from it.

If they're like ponygirls instead of catgirls like "ponied up" Equestria Girls... I don't see why I would bother.

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> scientists predict 90% of all shitposting will be on topic by 2019

>>27992322
Like this
https://derpibooru.org/1201037

>>27992420
I'd rather choke on a shotgun

>>27992322
>https://derpibooru.org/1201037
I'd stuff myself with as much pathogens as possible and then go.

>>27992550
jokes on you
magic semen cures all ills and they're taking you straight to the hospital

Filly juice is known to cure most illnesses.

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>>27992322
>yeah man I'd go for my ponies standing upright
>add boobs too
>but if you give them hands, bruh that's bad
What's even the fucking point?

>>27992598
Silver Shill, pls go.

Marry a pony?!?!

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>>27992772

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>>27992772
I do

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>>27992772

Hows your hiatus, MLPG?

>>27992806
...we are in hiatus?

>>27992806
I kind of want to die, but that's hardly anything new

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>>27990285
Well excuse me sweetheart.

>>27992806
Who knew a beard could weigh 3 kilos

How else would you call the gap between June 11th and July 30th?

>>27992819
>ketchup
>mustard
>hot in temperature

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>>27992806
Terrible. My pony's only spoken in one episode and the only other episode we know she'll show up in so far will be about how their sisters are more important than them. I hate season 6.

>>27992812
>>27992822

>>27992819
https://youtu.be/F2i73N0YSak

>>27992837
>my pony
You can't own a pony, especially one as young as your picture's.

>>27992806
>tfw 67kg
>tfw forgot to keep losing weight
>tfw there's so much scarring on your chest and shoulders you swim with a shirt on anyway

>>27992864
They're MY little ponies, not yours.

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>Most stallions readily become conditioned to this semen collection procedure. They appear to associate
breeding with the operator and the plastic bag. Once trained, they often appear more attentive to the operator and
the plastic bag than to a mare, much the same as stallions that are trained to an artificial vagina and dummy mare
become conditioned to those breeding stimuli. One stallion we worked with routinely achieved erection in the stall
when the operator approached with the plastic bag, and with manual stimulation, he ejaculated (without the stimulus
of a mare or of an olfactory stimulus). In apparent anticipation of collection, two of our stallions consistently backed
away from the stimulus mare toward the operator who was crinkling the plastic bag. Although we routinely use a
stimulus mare, stallions experienced with this technique often require less stimulation from the mare than for
traditional collection methods.

>>27992902
unf

>>27992900
They're not the "sexy kind" of scars. They're acne scars from an awful puberty. The doxycycline was too little too late. My friend wanted me to take my shirt off when we were making out and I was adamantly against it. It's hard to want to be intimate with people when you don't even want to look at yourself, let alone let them.

>>27992902
how do I get in to this Operator line of work

I want to practice so that when I get to Equestria I can make lots of nice stallion pals

>>27992925
use the obama bucks to get laser therapy or filler injections, you will need to see the doc anyways

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>>27992806
Fairly good, got a job, went from 95 to 88 while getting some muscle, life is fiiiiiiine.

>>27992157
>gets transformed against her will
>gets her house blown up
>gets sent on random quests by a talking table
Th-thanks Celestia

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>>27992945
>obama bucks
>thinking insurance will cover cosmetic procedures
>thinking insurance gives a shit about acne after you're 20
Ha. It's $275 per micro needling session for my face. Realistically it takes at least 3 sessions to see results. It's not nearly as bad there but it's less easy to hide. My skin just seems extra sensitive though. The doctor was amused how immediately red it got during the procedure. Redness normally fades after two days, mine took a week.

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>>27992806
still no job

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>>27992806
bleh

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Oh man, I really missed a lot over the last few days. I can't believe how close we are to a new episode already, I'm super excited for some more Daring Do!

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>>27992963
congrats, anon
have a pony

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>>27993013
Based off the synopsis, I'd say it's more like Daring Poo

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>>27992806
my what now

>>27992902
>Eating from a bag of chips around Butterscotch
>He pops a boner from the crinkling

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>>27992806
I'm conflicted between leaving my small sized software development company to do BI consulting or go to a big company and become a Java developer.

It doesn't help that I like where I am currently.

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>>27993016
very cute pon, thanks

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>>27992806
Got so sick i almost died. And also heartbreak.
Looking forward to having something nice again.

Let's go pick up some hot mares.

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Hey artists

Go through your stuff
Find something unfinished
And then post it here

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>>27993086

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>>27993086

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>>27993086

>>27992902

That stallion has a mare butt

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>>27993018
I'm hoping we get some big adventure.

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>>27993086
>14. september 2014, 22:45:53

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>>27993086
I had an idea that went on for like 20 panels.
started it 2 years ago, got bored of it.

>>27993134
Shout don't do this to me

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>>27993112

how awful

>>27993134
No time like the present to finish it.
Unless you're up to your elbows in Grown-Up Stuff.

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>>27993123

>unfinished cloud kicker

this is tragic

>>27993154
I wouldn't mind having a mare butt
or even a filly butt

>>27993165
It's not the butt I care about. It's the bits.

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>>27993170
>it's not the butt I care about

>>27992806
Way too short, I wish it lasted til october

>>27993175
Butts are overrated

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>>27993190

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>>27993162
Forgive me

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>>27993197
Rainbow has such a great butt.

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>>27993197
The best part of the pony is the foal.

>>27993086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YMxXRk2gmX

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>>27993200

I will anon

some day

when I can muster the strength

I need pictures of ponies in wedding dresses, please.

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>>27993215
Perhaps i finish it. I am on vacation anyway.

Which of the Mane Six has the worst episodes?

>>27993245
Applejack

>>27993245
RD. It's not that theyre bad, Im just not a fan of her.