Why do we even like the pones? Half of them are obnoxious little shits that need to get laid. Can you help me with this /mlp/?
>>27983283
>that need to get laid
That's what we're here for buddy.
>>27983283
>thumbnail
>DURRRRR
delete /b/ threads
>>27983283
Because they represent archytpical young women who have yet to succumb to the decay of modern society. This isn't a show about the conflicts of millenials with nearly identical intrests who go out every weekend to get smashed and fuck strangers, it's a show about the conflicts of ponies who have long-term goals and aspirations. They represent something that we as 21st century males typically can't find: women our age who haven't given themselves over to our current lifestyle of overindulgance, pettyness, and excess.
TL;DR They're better than real women
Am I autistic for liking these videos? They're comfy and I like her impression.
>>27983183
>>27983183
You're probably autistic if you're here. But don't worry, it has nothing to do with the videos you like.
>>27983183
whats this all about?
>TFW nigger-tier pony still exists in the show
Why aren't you banned yet?
>>27982726
Because he tells the truth.
>>27982726
You know what to do when someone breaks the rules by spamming and trolling Anon, it is your duty
Let's play a game called RISK, now with CANON Equestria map!
Rules in pic realted, it's gets based, please add trip and name
>General Anon
>green
>northeast of the Crystal Empire
>>27982665
>Faction: Sacred Solar Empire (SSE)
>color: Orange
>location: Tempest's Cove
>>27982665
wow, that map turned out fantastic.
rules please
Me, I created this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ggPsSljBLs
>>27982505
Today (July 25)
>>27982515
Gooooooood morning, Ponyville!
>>27982495
>any porn with Sibby's OC
ponkfags must be crying to sleep every night knowing that their waifu will never be relevant in the show
>>27982412
What's the matter OP, did you stop getting replies in your other shitpost thread?
>>27981789
Kill yourself.
t. Dashfag
>>27982412
>still watching the show
>>27982432
>>27982437
Thanks for bumping, falseflaggers, now OP can bump it and it won't die
Her cutie mark is six human souls.
>>27982392
wuddfug
>>27982392
>SIA as ASGORE in MLP movie
For what purpose
>>27982392
wtf is this shit
Previous thread: >>27962389
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First for needs more catbird.
When are we finally going to stop pretending and include dank worldbuilding as one of our founding principles?
>>27981058
>>27981067
>>27981076
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>>27981093
>>27981100
Reposting story in case all y'all didn't see it last thread. Have a nice day, now.Can't currently post the entire thing because I'm on my phone and my laptop decided to die out of nowhere.
Performing free weddings to your waifu.
Will perform the ceremony over skype or whatever.
I am an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church.Not even slightly kidding
>>27981757
You're telling me somebody can claim their waifu for reals?
>>27981757
Fellow minister here, go perform real weddings you loser.
>>27981765
yes, thats the point here.
>>27981768
Speaking as one minister to another gohugyourself.
Is this another pandering episode?
Do little girls even know about this game?
yes
no
It'll just be another Discord meme episode. My only gripe with it is that the only member of the party who's magical isn't the wizard.
When Day becomes Night and the Six come together
When chaos reigns and friends are spilt apart
When the Queen becomes a Princess, unseen, yet seen
When the Kingdom of Crystal returns, and so does it's Shadow King
When the last Pony standing fights the Devil himself at the End of the World
The World-Eater wakes, and the Wheel turns upon the Last DragonEeyup.
Get us out of this pony hell
Servers (offline):
Regular: https://pony.town/
Safe: https://safe.pony.townSeekrit club in last thread.
Last episode: >>27947614
>>27981628
first for PIRATE CREW
>>27981628
>>27981640
rev up those shitposts, cause I'm sure hungry
GO!
Help me get this going.
It has been a long time since I posted in here.
>>27981572
The Catolog is your friend
>>27953847
sure
You will never hear her pretty pony moans
She will never paw at your chest with her pretty pony hooves
You will never see her pretty pony body tremble in orgasmic pleasure
You will never fill her pretty pony womb with cum
You will never hold her pretty pony body close to you after post coital afterglow
She will never nuzzle her pretty pony muzzle into the crook of your neck and sayI love you
You will never hear her pretty pony sigh of content as you both drift off to sleep in each others embraceyour pretty pony waifu will never be real
>>27981434
why live
>>27981434
Not with that attitude
alternate universe me is doing the job.
why couldn't it be me
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is due out next Wednesday (Jul. 27).
Previously on My Little Pony >>27976264
>filly
someone should start spamming images
So tell me /mlp/, why are you so mad? Twilight has wings!
She is now extremely unequal to the rest of the mane 6. She used to only be a small step above since she is the main character but she was written on equal footing. Now she is a mountain above her friends in terms of importance.
>>27981305
I'm mad because I can't get off the ride
>>27981333
Trips confirmed