Dirty Work (Thread 20)

>>27844135
I think I should let the people who actually knows how to play poker take this one.

>>27844135
There's a small chance we get a king for a straight, but I'm not really a fan of these odds.

>>27844135
We should fold if anyone bets big. Our hand isn't very good.

>>27844369
>I'm not really a fan of these odds.
I don't think Sharpie is, either

>>27844369
>>27844384
>>27844448
>You aren't liking your hoof, or the reactions around you.
>There's the slim chance you'll get a king in the next two draws, but it's too much of a risk.
>When Dromic raises 100, you decide upon the conservative play here, folding, while the rest of the table continues on.
>Dromic himself gives you a slightly smug look, whispers,and winks.
>"Hey, I can always give you a few pointers if need be. All you have to do is ask."
>The pot reaches 575 bits, and the fourth card comes down, the ace of hearts.
>Green drops out here, while purple keeps her stoic expression and Dromic his smug one.
>It comes down to the final flip, a two of clubs, and purple takes the pot with two pair, leaving Dromic looking rather huffy.

>And for the rest of the game, you play a rather conservative style.
>It pays off, you taking the night with a 300 bit profit and sending Dromic 500 in the hole (1000 down counting his roulette winnings).
>In an annoyed mood, he picks you up and drags you off,
>"Fine, we played what you want, now my turn..."
>After a moment of deliberation he settles on blackjack, then saves two places at a table while he grabs you both another drink.
>At this point, he's pretty tipsy already.
>Stumbled once on the way to blackjack and a couple more times on the way to the bar.
>For the moment it's just you and the dealer, this table having just started up for the night.

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>>27844704
>"Hey, I can always give you a few pointers if need be. All you have to do is ask."

If he thinks we need pointers just because we folded, he either doesn't know the game very well or is trying to get us to lose money.

>>27844720
Exactly. A lot of poker hands are pretty much unplayable.

>>27844704
Should we try to bribe the dealer? I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I think it's going to be hard to make him lose money in Blackjack.

>>27844760
I mean, maybe we could try our idea. We did just make 300 bits after all.

What's our story? That he's been cheating on our friend and we want him to go home broke tonight?
Also, if we bribe the dealer, we definitely shouldn't play at the table.

>>27844791
That could work. We're alone, with just the dealer right? We could use that story and bribe him 300 bits, but we're flexible.
If Dromic questions why we don't play, just tell him Blackjack makes us really uncomfortable.

>>27844760
>>27844791
>>27844852
>You consider bribing the dealer, thinking about the 300 bits you'd just plundered previously.
>You decide it's worth a shot, and after securing that nopony is approaching the two of you, speak up.
"So... I've got a little proposition for you."
>You say mysteriously, and the mare dealer raises an eyebrow.
>"Alright. Go on."
>After a deep breath, you make a small gesture over to Dromic,
"It's pretty simple. That guy's been cheating on my friend. His name is Dromic, and he's also kind of stuck up and smug. She doesn't know and I want to humble him a bit, send him home broke tonight. And I can offer you 300 bits to make that happen, or at least help push him over the edge."
>The dealer bites her lip, looks over to the front desk of the casino and quickly whispers back,
>"I'll do it for 500, take it or leave it."

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>>27845307
Done.

>>27845307
Alright done, but you have to make sure you don't scare him off early.

>>27845318
>>27845440
"Done, but you have to make sure you don't scare him off early."
>She nods,
>"Yeah, I got you, I'll keep him along for a while... If I don't get a decent piece off him I'll give you half it back."
>She says with a wink as you pass over the money and wait for the table to fill.
>Eventually five show up, along with Dromic and play begins.
>He retakes his seat and looks a little disappointed when you mention you won't be playing.
"Blackjack just makes me uncomfortable, n-not really something I want to talk about."
>And Dromic nods, then passes you your drink,
>"Ah, that's disappointing. Well will you at least stick around for moral support?"
>He says slyly, and you slide up behind him with a whispered,
"My pleasure..."
>The mare gives you a wink as you stand behind your stallion, hooves wrapped around his shoulders.
>Bets are placed, and the mare deals quick as a whip, cards sliding across the table to land neatly in the hooves of their owners.

>Rounds fly by with this mare, speedy and talkative.
>She gets the table in a good mood, a few decent wins and hands dealt.
>Dromic goes on a short winning streak, ending 80 bits up and in a great mood.
>"Knew I had somepony lucky tonight!"
>She says with a wink to him, and he whispers privately,
>"You might have some competition sweetie..."
>With a mixture of flirting, big bets and 'unlucky' hands, the table claws back 400 bits from Dromic.
>In that loss streak with a final bust of 200, Dromic starts to look a little discouraged as he places down 15 for his next bet.

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>>27845925
Aww come on big guy. Losing streaks can't last forever. Plus, you'll never make it back with little bets like that.
Blackjack's about 50/50, why not keep increasing your bets like you did at the roulette table?

>>27846021

This

>>27846021
UUUU

>>27846021
>>27846139
"Aw, come on big guy!"
>You say with a smile, leaning over and patting him on the chest.
"Losing streaks can't last forever. Plus, you'll never make it back with bets like that. Why not keep increasing your bets like you did with roulette?"
>Dromic strokes his chin and chuckles,
>"I suppose it's worth a shot..."
>And hits his 12.

>For a while, he starts winning, slowly building his way back up.
>Your doubling strategy and his 'bad luck' set him back small amounts, keeping him about 100 bits up from where he'd been previously, but keeping his spirits high due to his knowledge that he'll win at some point.
>Feeling good, Dromic takes the last swig of his drink and slams down 100, which he promptly loses.
>Your dealer then beats him out of 1400 bits on the losing streak of a century before, in a rage, he grabs you and yanks you away from the table.
>"It's all rigged, I swear..."
>He grumbles, sitting you back down at the bar.
>"Well, do you want to try anything more tonight? I was thinking we could maybe head somewhere more private, y-y'know?"
>His voice is very slightly slurred, and he lazily points out towards the street.

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>>27846323

How much money does he have left?

>>27846323
Either I counted wrong, or he's already down the whole thing. He can't have more than a hundred or two left. Agree to head off with him, then string him along until he passes out. Rob and exit.

>>27846443
>>27846526
"How much money do you have left?"
>You ask with a false sense of worry, to which he instantly shifts his gaze towards the floor.
>"O-Oh... I-It's fine really, I just don't have much more on me right now."
>He then sighs and scratches his head,
>"So, y-oof... You want to stick around or head out?"

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>>27846642
>I just don't have much more on me right now.
So mission complete. As-is though, we're down 200 of our 500 profit.

I'm personally cool with going home now and putting the remaining 300 towards our debt, as long as everyone else is.

>>27846526
Just do this.

>>27846669
I thought he had to be completely dry for the mission to be complete? If not, heading home might be a good idea.

>>27846720
>And if you can't get him completely broke, close to it also works."

>>27846671
I don't want to start an argument, but I'm worried that stealing his remaining money would cause him to go to the authorities with our description, put a bigger wanted sticker on our back.

Yeah, I think we've done pretty well for ourselves considering how low-key the mission's been. No reason to take any risks. We should head home, but don't tel him that; I don't like how grabby he's been with us. Instead, we should sound agreeable but excuse ourselves to the bathroom or something and slip out. Don't give him the chance to get violent.

>>27846526
This is good. He's drunk enough, and if he tries anything we're fast enough to outrun a drunk stallion.

As is we can follow him to his room or whatever and rob him blind.

>>27846744
Yeah that's fine. I didn't realize getting him close to broke was acceptable.

>>27846768
Let's just do this. This has gone really smoothly, and I don't want to take any chances in ruining that.

>>27846768
>>27846826
Agreed.

>>27846768
>>27846826
Yep, this is just right
Fourth anon Seconding this

>>27846768
>>27846795
>>27846826
>>27846837
>>27846914
"I think we could head back after one more drink..."
>You say as you order the two of you a round from the bar, then sit down and slowly sip with him.
>After a reasonable silence, you put your drink down,
"Say, before we head out I'm going to take a quick trip to the mare's room. If you finish up before I get back, just wait here alright? Don't want to lose you."
>He nods and stares into your drink as you trot off.
>You watch to make sure he isn't looking your way, then make a beeline for the exit.
>The night air is cool against your fur as you step out of the casino, just now realizing how muggy it was inside the there.
>You spend a moment shaking out before trotting off home, keeping to familiar paths and enjoying the night.
>It's not even that late.

>Feels damn great to have an easier job for once.
>When you arrive home Tally is asleep in bed, a half-eaten plate of dinner on her lap and the radio tuned to Clandelstine's escapades.
>You had forgotten entirely about your mystery mare, and indeed felt a little guilty for missing the show with Tally.
>However, as you walk back out into the living room you notice a letter slipped through your mail slot, one you must have missed when you first walked in.

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>>27847036
First things first.

Put the gun away, then letter.

>>27847036
Check it out. Get ourselves a glass of water as well.

>>27847055
Tally's asleep, but it's not a bad habit to get into..

>>27847070
I want to do it as soon as possible so we don't forget and fall asleep with it on again.

>>27847055
>>27847064
>>27847070
>>27847085
>Your first thought is to hide the gun once again, back in the bathroom where you're sure she won't find it.
>It's a good habit to get into, considering she nearly saw it last time...
>After getting a glass of water, you take a seat and grab the letter, tearing it open and reading through.
>It's unmarked on the outside, which means it was probably delivered by hoof.
>But addressed to you, so presumably Tally left it for you to read or ignored it.
>Most likely the latter.

Dear Sharp,
I'm pleased to inform you everything was in order with your job and I've now officially zeroed the half of your debt I promised to. As I'm sure you know, Kis has been moved from a position as your boss to somepony now working under me. A sad, but necessary dealing. I'll explain it in more detail next time we meet, I'm sure you're very confused as to what happened and more importantly what was in that folder. The next piece of information I have to share is that you have two trails on you. One is a blue stallion with aqua hair, the other a red mare with a light yellow mane. I am still working on figuring out their motives for doing so (as they also appear to be trailing some of my other agents), but I can assure you neither is police. I'm putting out a bounty on them for their capture, removal or information on them, and thought you might be interested. 5000 bits each, less for information. The final thing I have to say is that I might have another job on the horizon for you. It's lucrative too.

From, Drachma

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>>27847645
Blue stallion is familiar. We've caught him following us before.
His partner, however, was black, not yellow.

We've never seen this mare, to my knowledge. We'll just have to keep looking over our shoulder.

>>27847776
*not red
Excuse me. The neighborhood watchmare was yellow with red mane, we're looking for a pony the other way around.


>>27847645
Destroy the letter and get to bed.

>>27847776
>>27847790
>You recognize the blue stallion, but not the other mare.
>Still, it's worrying and simultaneously comforting to have your fringe suspicions confirmed, that he was trailing you before.
>Before you head to bed you shred the letter and toss it out, then slip out of your fancy dress and hop in with Tally.
>You pull her into a hug as big spoon and do some thinking, about Kis, about your job and about Drachma.
>Another lucrative job does sound exciting, but if it's in the same vein as what happened to Kis, you'll probably have to decline.
>So with the smell of Tally's flowery shampoo in your face, you drift off into unconsciousness, happy and relaxed for once.

>You awaken to a kiss on the nose, and a lively Tally skipping out of bed.
>"Hiya Sharp! It's the weekend! Have any plans? I was thinking we could go out to breakfast somewhere, but if you've got other responsibilities I won't make you come."
>She asks from the bedroom floor, rolling about, stretching out and cracking her back.

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I meant to post this at the start of the thread, but I forgot. Sharp has evolved very little as a character over the course of DW, and so I want to introduce a little info that might help with that and influence her future actions. Sharp can have romantic feelings for other ponies, just is uncomfortable with sex. She wants someone she can snuggle up with and be intimate with. Again, cuddleslut, nothing has changed here. Now let's just quest.

>>27848025
>just is uncomfortable with sex. She wants someone she can snuggle up with and be intimate with.
Tally, please be our sexless life partner.

>>27848025
Well I should stop by work pretty quick, but other than that I'm free.

>>27848077
Dammit anon I really want to support you, but I also don't want to start another argument.

>>27848077
While I am fine with this, I feel like it would be cruel to Tally. She is obviously not asexual and it would be asking too much of her to do that I think.

>>27848025
I do want to invite Bell along. As a friend, nothing more.

>>27848077
I can agree to that.
>>27848089
This guy agrees too.
>>27848113
We make it an open relationship. Tally gets her sex elsewhere, but she gets her clingy Sharpie cuddles from us.

>>27848025

We have to write a letter to Princess Twilight, but besides that we're free.

>>27848089
>>27848141
>>27848791
"Well I have to make a quick pitstop at work and write a letter to Princess Twilight, but other than that my weekend's free!"
>Tally pouts,
>"Still can't believe you met a princess... Well, someday I will too."
>She says as she blows you a raspberry.
>"I'll be here when you get back from work, but the letter can wait right?"
>You nod,
>"Great! I'll see if I can find somewhere cool to eat."
"Mind if I invite Bell along too?"
>You ask hesitantly as you trot to the door with your but sling, and Tally raises an eyebrow at you.
"As a friend, nothing more."
>Tally shrugs,
>"Sure, I don't mind at all. Maybe we can both get to know him!"
>With a grin you set off for the Laugh, trotting through the early morning and in through the doors.
>Providence is in back, Kis's office still lying empty.
>"Hey."
>Providence says glumly,
>"Take a seat sweetie..."
>And cocks a head to the chair in front of her.
>"So I assume you got the job done? And have my bits of course."

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>>27848850
Yeah, he left with next to nothing. And yes, we do have your bits. Turns out we didn't need to use much.

>>27848850
Correct. I left him drunk, broke and I've got most of your bits.

>>27848077
>>27848089
>>27848113
>>27848163
Instead of jumping into something weirdly, why doesn't Sharpy just talk to her best friend at some point about her stance on sex and things. I doubt she's ever talked to anyone about it and her life has been throwing a lot of this stuff at her lately, so I'd like to think she's learned a little more about herself. Enough that she might want advice.

beb

>>27848850
Yes. He left with nothing, assuming the estimate you gave was correct.

And I have your bits in full here.

Is everything alright? I- I mean beyond what I already know isn't alright?

>>27848850
Yes. It was surprisingly easy.

>>27849375
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Agreed. I would be very much in favor of this. As long as there is spaghetti. Just make sure Tally knows we really do care for her deeply, even if we won't be having sex with her.

>>27848850
Yes. I had to spend 200 of your bits to do it, so you can take those out of my pay, please.

>>27850386
We made that back, plus another 300

>>27850816
No, we made 300 and paid 500 , which means we dipped 200 into the money we were lent.

The pay is 500.

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>>27849375
>>27850319
>spoilery stuff
Yes.

>>27850825
>>27849375
Yes and yes

>>27849031
>>27849375
>>27850142
>>27850319
>>27850386
>>27852727
"Correct, and it was surprisingly easy actually... I have most of your bits, ended up 200 down actually."
>Providence nods,
>"Well, well done! And about those 200?"
>She asks as you place the bit sling in front of her and let her take a look.
"I'd like if you just took that out out of my pay. Make it 300 instead of 500"
>"Can do!"
>She says with a smirk, then passes over a small bag.
>"Just give me a moment and you'll be all set."
>She spends a little sorting cash, then slides the bag over, less full than before.
>"And you're good! See you next week Twitch. I think the new boss will be here then, so we'll both get to meet them."
>You give a curt nod, scoop up your pay and hit the streets to head home.

>You take your trip back much slower than normal, keeping vigilant and watching casually for either of your suspected tails.
>While you do see a mare matching the colors Drachma gave you, you can't tell if she's suspicious or not.
>You're about halfway home, and a short time ago she dropped in from a side street and started trotting behind you.
>She appears to be a florist, selling to those passing by on the street.
>Other than that, there's little you can tell about her.

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Busy for a little while.

>>27853000
Lets stop somewhere on the way back. A food joint maybe. We can get something for Tally too.

>>27853054
Weren't we going out to breakfast with her and maybe Bell?

>>27853684
I don't remember what time it is. I guess we could duck into any shop.

>>27853000
We should give this mare the run around.

>>27853054
>>27853684
>>27853716
>You decide to duck into a nearby candy shop, which serves two purposes.
>The first being to lose her or prove she's following, the second being you have 300 bits and these sweets look absolutely delicious.
>You spend a few minutes picking out a good de of sweets, a variety of tart stuff for Tally and sweeter stuff for yourself.
>Your roomie's always had a penchant for the sort of stuff that makes even the strongest of mouths pucker up.
>So with your heavy and scrumptious looking bag, you spend a moment observing outside the store.
>Your suspected mare never cane in, but she did stop outside to sell her flowers.

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>>27853973
Meh, we know it's her. She's only tailing, so for now we just ignore her and don't go anywhere too secluded. We can deal with this properly later.

>>27853973
Go somewhere we know that has two exits to lose her before we go home. Alternatively, cut through an alleyway with nobody else in in, since she wouldn't be able to follow us without dropping all pretense.

>>27853973

Buy a flower from her! See how she acts.

>>27855024
I agree with the multiple exits plan,
But going to an alley doesn't convince me at all, we are basically putting sharpie against a sword and a hard place

We can't always asume that they are just following us to gather information, what if it's not the case and she is ready to strike just now?

>>27855296
I like it

>>27855530
Fair. Just the first idea then.

>>27855024
>>27854013
>>27855296
>>27855530
>>27855635
>You decide to head out, watching behind you and making sure that it is indeed her.
>Then, you stop.
>Why not buy a flower and see how she reacts?
>You decide to, and approach with a smile and proffer a few bits.
"What will this get me?"
>You ask curiously, and without skipping a beat she hands over a small bouquet.
>"This alright?"
>She asks, and you nod happily before trotting away with the bunch.
>She's either somewhat of an actor and isn't easily flustered, or she isn't your mare.
>Most likely the former.
>When you head out, sure enough, she follows at a respectful distance, selling her bouquets to other passing ponies.
>To lose her, you make a quick pit-stop at a few nearby stores until you find one with two exits.
>It ends up being a clothing store on a corner, and you quickly slip through the racks of clothing and out into an alley behind the building.
>Then, you swiftly begin a trot back home.
>The mare isn't behind you anymore or in your vision at all actually, so you feel rather safe when you arrive at your apartment.
>There, Tally jumps up and gives your flowers a funny look.
>"So... How was work?"

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>>27855912
Tell her "good!" and then stick the flower in her mouth when she tries to respond.

Then get to the uncomfortable talk.

>>27855922
This

>>27855922
Sounds good to me.

>>27855922
This
Cute as fuck

>>27855922
>>27855929
>>27856144
"Good!"
>You say cheerily.
>"Really? Wh-mmph!"
>Tally attempts a response, but instead receives a mouthful of flowers.
>After fumbling and confusedly pouting for a moment, she spits them out.
>"S-Sharpie? W-What was that for?!"

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I don't get what you mean by 'uncomfortable talk,' sorry.

>>27856467
>>27849375
>Instead of jumping into something weirdly, why doesn't Sharpy just talk to her best friend at some point about her stance on sex and things. I doubt she's ever talked to anyone about it and her life has been throwing a lot of this stuff at her lately, so I'd like to think she's learned a little more about herself. Enough that she might want advice.

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>>27856467
E...eat up you whore.
>>27856487
Shit, isn't it too soon for >the talk?

>>27856467
Well, I wanted to talk to you about something I said to you a few days ago, about how I wasn't attracted to mares.

And, well, I'm still not. Sex is... Well I don't like it. But more than anything, I don't really want to be alone, hugging a pillow to get myself to go to sleep at night in a cold, quiet apartment four, sixteen, maybe even thirty six years from now. Two is better than one, after all.

I guess what I'm saying is that you're my best friend, Tally, and I never ever want to lose that. But I'm kind of disgusted by the thought of sex. It's messy and uneven, just no fun.

>>27856563
I like this. It makes it clear the sexual and emotional attachment are different, while leaving romantic still a little undefined.

On the other hand: >>27848077

>>27856563
After
>And, well, I'm still not.
I would add
>At least not sexually.
just to make it clear.
Otherwise perfect.

>>27856487
>>27856517
>>27856563
>>27856710
>>27856753
>You bite your lip and take a deep breath.
"Well, I wanted to talk to you about something I said to you a little while ago, about how I wasn't attracted to mares."
>Tally looks a little uncomfortable, but nods.
"And, well, I'm still not, at least not sexually. Sex is... I don't like it. But more than anything, I don't really want to be alone, hugging a pillow to get myself to go to sleep at night in a cold, quiet apartment four, sixteen, maybe even thirty six years from now. Two is better than one, after all."
>Your mind goes back to the cold room Kis put you up in, and the pillow Tally you fabricated for yourself then.
>"Of course Sharp, I understand completely! But I still don't really see where you're going here."
>She sighs, perplexed.
>After a long pause and some heavy breaths, you finally work up the courage to answer her.
"I guess what I'm saying is that you're my best friend, Tally, and I never ever want to lose that. But I'm kind of disgusted by the thought of sex. It's messy and uneven, just no fun."
>Tally nods,
>"Oh Sharpie, you'll never lose me as a friend! I'll always be there for your cuddles. But I never knew you felt like this! Just assumed you were very picky or something, I've never seen you with a stallion or marefriend before. That probably should have been a sign. So just, no sex for you? You don't want it? Ever?"
>You flush bright red and stammer,
"I-I've done it before, a long time ago. Was just weird, didn't like it at all."
>Tally nods,
>"Oh, alright then, I was going to try and tell you it's not at all bad, but I'm not going to preach if you've made up your mind."
>She rubs the back of her neck and takes a seat on the floor, which you soon follow.
>The bouquet lies between you, and Tally pokes it with a hoof.
>"So do you..."
>She starts, trails off and then points towards your privates.
>"Y'know. Do you do that?"

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>>27857099
Do what? Oh! U-uh sometimes, during that time, y'know.

>>27857099
Occasionally. I'm just not thinking of pretty mares or handsome stallions when I do.

>>27857099
S-sometimes it helps during... well you know. It's different than sex though. It helps to be in full control...

>>27857099
"S-sometimes. In the shower, usually. Once I did it while imagining steam cleaning the bathroom tile grout with a high powered pressure washer. That was nice. Er, I mean..."

Instant regret, furious blushing, and then shove some of the flowers in our mouth to shut ourselves up, like we just did with Tally.

>>27858737
Your suggestion made me smile, so I support it.

>>27858737
Oh god. The spaghetti. IT IS TOO STRONG! MAKE IT HAPPEN!

>>27857918
>>27858061
>>27858146
>>27858737
>>27858752
>>27858810
>You give Tally a blank stare, trying to fathom what in Equestria she could possibly mean.
>You almost ask her about it, but after a moment it hits you and your face flushes bright red.
"Do wh--Oh! O-Oh..."
>You stammer in surprise, eyes instantly sent towards the floor.
>Just don't look at Tally's crotch.
>Just don't look there.
>After an awkward moment you nod.
"Y-Yeah, in the shower usually... Helps with--well, you know that time of the month. I'm just not thinking of pretty mares or stallions when I do."
>You look back up and massage your cheeks for a second, hoping it'd hasten the departure of your embarrassment.
"I think that's different than sex through. It helps you be in control."
>Tally chuckles.
>"Yeah, I understand what you mean."
>After a second, she strikes you with a rather quizzical look and asks,
>"So then what do you think about to get yourself going?"
>Before you can act, your mouth opens of its own accord and blurts out,
"T-There was this one time when I was on the floor and the water was dripping all over me, a-and I imagined I was steam cleaning the bathroom tile grout with a high pressure washer. That felt amazi--"
>Suddenly, you realize what you've revealed and instantly scramble for the bouquet, stuffing them in your mouth to keep you quiet, lest you reveal anything more.
>Tally laughs wildly, your cheeks only growing hotter as she scoots over and scoops you into a sideways hug.
>"Oh, you're adorable Sharpie... I do have to ask though, why did you bring this up now? Do you want advice? Just felt it needed to be said? Something else?"

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>>27859005
A little bit of both, kind of.

I love what we have now. I never want that to go away, and I noticed how sad it made you when I said I wasn't interested in mares.
Maybe a little bit of advice would be nice.

>>27859005
Because the last time we talked about this it made you cry, and that felt awful. I want to fix that now. I want you to know that you mean more to me than anyone I have ever known. I do love you, Tally. I just can't have sex with you.

>>27859176
I'm not sure which kind of love you meant and maybe that was on purpose. I hope you meant romantic love. Asexual is not aromantic.

>>27859229
>Sharpie as a cisfemale asexual demiromantic
Well okay then.

>>27859272
I don't understand tumblrspeak.

>>27859005
Because making you cry is not okay and I wanted you to know why I said no. You are very important to me Tally.

>>27859272
Heteroexual or homosexual faggot if you don't like it fuck off back to tumblr.

>>27859112
>>27859176
"All three of those actually... The last time we talked about this I made you cry and that felt awful. I wanted to fix that and let you know why I said no, because it's not that I don't care for you or feel like I'm not close enough with you. I love what we have now. You're incredibly important to me Tally. I just can't have sex with you."
>You tug your braid, then notice a few strands out of place and stressfully pat them back into place.
"And a little advice would be nice."
>Tally nods,
>"Advice? Well first off I want to say that whatever happens Sharp I'm going to stick by you. Even if I get a marefriend or hell, even get married, I'll still be your best friend and cuddlebuddy. Nothing can change that."
>She then takes a deep breath.
>"But I do think you should find another cuddlebud too. Someone like me, that you can cuddle and snuggle to your heart's content. Because if I end up getting a marefriend there might be some nights she wants me all to herself. And anyway, just because you're averse to sex doesn't mean you can't be intimate with anypony. It just means you have to explain how you feel beforehand. Nothing more."
>She then thinks for a second and grins,
>"You were planning to call up that Bell guy weren't you? Why not use this opportunity to see how you like him, and get to know his personality better? He might not end up being the one, but there's plenty of fish in the sea. T-That also might like cuddling."

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busy for a while again, hopefully back tonight

>>27860629
O-okay. I'll try. I won't lie, I'm pretty nervous about it.

>>27860629
I-I guess. I don't know if I'll be any good at this though.

>>27860629
>But I do think you should find another cuddlebud too.
B-but my Tally cuddles. I'll share you if I have to.

beb

>>27861359

>>27860661
>>27860766
>>27860835
"B-But my Tally cuddles!"
>You whine as you snuggle up in her lap.
"I'll share you if I have to!"
>Tally then gives you a small noogie as you whine with discomfort,
>"Well I'll have to ask, and it might be sort of awkward sometimes. Different in every situation Sharpie."
>You scramble to right your mane and nod,
"Of course. A-And I'll try what you mentioned before. I won't lie though, I'm pretty nervous about dating. I feel like I won't be very good at it."
>Tally blows a raspberry and laughs,
>"Oh, you'll be great you silly billy. You're utterly adorable and have a very cute butt."
>She says as she boops your rump and stands, then picks you up and drags you to the phone.
>"So call him! Give it a shot."

>You take a deep breath and punch in the numbers.
>The soft, soothing trill of Equestria's dial tone sings into your ear for a few brief moments before it clicks at the other end and a familiar voice asks,
>"Hello? Who is this?"

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>>27863830
Uh, h-hello. This is Sharp, You know, from the bar the other night? I-I was wondering if you m-maybe wanted to meet up sometime this weekend a-and just hang out?

>>27863830
Immediately panic and hang up. Then try again and actually give your name.

>>27863908
>>27863950
>You immediately panic and slam the phone down on the receiver, breathing heavily.
>"Sh-Sharpie?"
>Tally asks with a confused expression, but you merely hold up a hoof for a moment.
"I-I got this... You can do this Sharp."
>You try again, and this time when the phone clicks you immediately blurt out.
"H-Hi! This is Sharp, from the bar the other night. I-I was wondering if m-maybe you wanted to meet up some time this weekend a-and just hang out?"
>There's a silence, for a small moment, before you hear a cheery but nervous voice in response.
>"O-Oh! Sharp! I'm sorry I hadn't called before, I-I've been swamped. But yes! I'd love to, things are calming d-down and I'd love to come over and meet up. Did you have anything in mind?"
>You cover the receiver for a brief moment and whisper to Tally, panicking.
"H-He said yes, but he's asking if I have any ideas for what to do! W-What do I say?"
>Tally shrugs and whispers in an equally urgent voice.
>"I-I don't know. Breakfast was one idea, but it's getting late, more of a brunch now. Maybe have him come over for the afternoon? Sit around and chill with the radio? I could invite Roxxy or Velix then, have a nice quartet. Or dinner, maybe something else cool? I think you should try to keep it low-key for your first real time chatting with him."

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>>27864188
I-I was thinking you could come over this afternoon and we could spend some time together, a-and maybe you could stay for dinner.

>>27864208
"I-I was thinking you could come over this afternoon and we could spend some time together, a-and maybe you could stay for dinner."
>Through the phone you can hear his expression light up,
>"Oh yes! I'd love to Sharp, but this time I really would need your address. I'm still a little embarrassed about that whole awkwardness..."
>You roll your eyes and smirk a little before giggling and responding with a happy,
"Oh, don't worry about it! I know it was a mistake."
>And after relaying the proper information, you've now got a date slated for the afternoon today!

>"I'm proud of you Sharp, you know that?"
>Tally says with a smile as the two of you head out,
>"First time I've ever seen you work up the courage for this kind of thing."
>You sigh,
"Oh, don't make this into a big thing, I-I'm already nervous. Don't make it worse!"
>Tally laughs and pulls you into a sideways hug as the two of you trot into the street.
>"Big thing? It's your first date, or first date in years. That's huge!"
>Which sends your eyes to the floor once again, and a disgruntled buttbump to Tally.
>But it's only a short walk until the two of you arrive at the nearby pancake shop and order up brunch food,
>"Don't think it'd be a good idea to eat breakfast or lunch today, so I think a big brunch will do. Time is ticking on..."
>So as the two of you sit down and monopolize half a booth together, Tally passes you a menu and suggests,
>"Sharp, how about I help you prepare for your date thing tonight while we eat? I could pretend to be someone else, answer any questions you have, anything you want I can most likely aid with. Sound good?"

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>>27864890
Y-yeah. But what do stallions even like to talk about?

>>27864890
O-Okay.

If you think it'll help.

>>27864890
This would be so much easier if Bell was a red unicorn mare and instead of having to interact socially we just cuddled.

>>27864964
It would, yes

>>27864935
>>27864938
>>27864964
>>27864982
>>27864935
"Y-Yeah, but what do stallions even like to talk about?"
>Tally looks confident and ready for anything, but with that question her self-impressed look slowly slides off.
>"Stallion... Right, he's a stallion. Shit."
>Tally thinks for a brief moment before stammering out,
>"W-Well it's not too different than talking to mares I imagine. What does he like to do? His hobbies and work? How are both those going currently? And of course who his favorite princess is. Ponies love to talk about themselves. Just some icebreakers today, they'll probably lead into conversations of their own."
>You nod,
"Y'know? This would be a lot easier if Bell just happened to be a red unicorn mare, and instead of having to partake in social interaction we just cuddled."
>Being the mature mare you are, you stick out your tongue at her.
>"That's no way to make new friends dummy! And I'd bet cuddling also counts as social interaction."
>You then give her a pout, unhappy she discovered your fallacy.
>There's silence as an unofficial water break is taken.
>"So Sharp? What exactly are you looking for in a mate? Any characteristics? Interests? Habits? Anything you can think of that would make you more likely to want to meet somepony. This is to give you something else to talk about, mutual interests!"

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>>27865170
W-well, I think I'd like a pony who takes care of themself. Clean and healthy. Uh, someone who understands me. A-and maybe helps me leave my comfort zone sometimes.

>>27865170
Someone who won't make fun of me for my obsession

>>27865170
Someone who's nice, kind, fun, and doesn't mind my eccentricity.

>>27865170
>What exactly are you looking for in a mate?
I think the whole problem is that I wasn't looking for ANYTHING in a mate, because all my needs were already met by you and our nightly cuddles. So honestly, I suppose what I want is someone that I could have the same connection with that I have with you, plus "okay with no sex".

>>27865221
>>27865375
>>27865410
>>27866298
"Well, I guess I wasn't really looking for anything in a mate because all my needs are already met by you and our nightly cuddles!"
>You say as you cross your hooves, Tally making the snap decision to avert her gaze and stare at the water glass in front of her.
"But I suppose there are things I find desirable. Someone who doesn't mind my... Eccentricity. Healthy, and just messy enough."
>Tally takes a moment and stops you there,
>"Just messy enough?"
>You grin,
"Well, I think I've discovered something about myself. For me to live with somepony they need to fall into a sort of goldilocks zone of messyness! Too unclean and I'll rip my mane out with stress. Too clean and I'll go insane from a lack of things to tidy. I think you fall in the zone of just messy enough quite nicely!"
>Tally chuckles,
>"I guess that's an incentive to cultivate my bad cleaning habits then. Make sure you're always happy."
>And you nod,
"Yep! Just don't let me handle it all myself. Now, they also have to be nice and kind, fun, like to take me outside my comfort zone every once in a while. And they have to be someone that I could build the same sort of connection that I have with you, even after telling them 'no sex.'"
>Tally taps her chin,
>"Well, there's a lot of good ponies out there, and I'm sure there's got to be at least one that fits your desires."
>She taps her chin as your pancakes arrive and asks,
>"I get the feeling you're not too versed in sexual knowledge, right?"
>You nod nervously as you stuff two whole pancakes in your mouth to stop yourself from saying something embarrassing.
>"What's your opinion on foreplay? Kissing, maybe giving somepony a hoofie. How far are you willing to go with somepony before you call it sex?"

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>>27866871
Kissing might be nice, but a hoofjob?

No, I couldn't do that. I-it would get everywhere. I'd have to use my mouth to... No thank you.

>>27866871
Kissing is okay. Other stuff gets... messy.
I-I mean maybe in a shower would be better, but I'd rather not.

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>>27866871

>tfw you're Sharpie's ideal partner

>>27866871
I think I might be able to kiss someone. We wouldn't have to put our tongues in each other's mouth, right? Because I don't want things being put into other things. Things inside of things is messy.

>>27866871
I tried that once.

I didn't enjoy it much.

Kissing is fine though

beb

>>27868220

>>27867126
I'll be your ideal partner, Anon.

>>27869768
What are you fucking gay?

>>27866871
"This far."
Then kiss Tally. No tongue.
See if maybe she can be the one to spill spaghetti for once.

>>27870117
Y-yeah.

>>27870184

Dude, being gay is fucking gay.

>>27870731
I'm sorry I couldn't be the ideal partner for you, Anon.

W-we can still be friends, right?

>>27870781
>having friends

Look at this fag.

>>27870781
>>27870829
Seriously, just end it, Anon

>>27870829
>>27870859
O-oh.

Back for the night

>>27866896
>>27866919
>>27867218
>>27867270
>>27870175
>You spend a few moments chewing and swallowing your pancakes, thinking.
>Somehow, the words just appear in your mouth.
>Like right out of Tally's cheesy radio dramas, you smirk and whisper to her,
"This far..."
>Before pulling her into a quick kiss on the lips.
>No tounge, you keep it entirely lip to lip before breaking and smiling broadly.
>Tally looks stunned, utterly speechless and mouth agape.
>Then, her cheeks flush bright red and she starts shoveling pancakes into her mouth at light speed.
>"S-Sharpieee..."
>She mumbles at a whine, scrunching massively and giving you an embaressed glare.
>Finally the tables are turned, you laughing at Tally as she tastes her own medicine.
>When you finally have your giggles under control, you move on,
"But I think that's as far as I could bring myself to go. Lip kisses. Tounges are weird, things inside things are unclean. And I've done a hoofie before. Was really messy, a-and I had to use my mouth. Maybe in a shower, but even then I don't know."
>Tally stops shoveling for a moment, then a devlish grin comes over her face as she whispers back,
>"Well as you know, mares don't have any mess to clean up~"
>And uses a hoof to lightly brush your chest floof.

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>>27870964
I need an adult

>>27870964
[Whining Sharpie noises]

>>27870964

We beg to differ, things can get pretty...moist.

>>27870964
Y-you're just trying to get back at me for the kiss.

>>27870964
F..friends are not for kissing
That's really fucking gay.

>>27870964
I guess that's a good case for mares then? Tally, I don't even know what I'm doing here. I never really gave dating any thought because I figured everyone would want it to end in sex. The only thing I know I like is cuddles. What if I only like cuddles with unicorns, or with mares, or with Tallys?

>>27870987
>>27871001
>>27871038
>>27871050
>>27871120
"Y-You're just getting back at me for the kiss."
>You stammer nervously, but Tally only grows closer and giggles sultrily,
>"That doesn't make it any less true..."
>Panicking, your voice then goes up an octave, and you sputter,
"A-Actually I beg to differ, m-mares get quite moist..."
>And Tally ends up giggling as you whine quietly and poke your pancakes.
>When things are once again back under control, you give her a little butt bump.
"Well, I guess I never really gave dating a try because I thought ponies would always want it to end in sex. The only thing I know I for sure like is cuddles! What if I only like cuddles with unicorns, or mares, or with Tallys. Tallies."
>You say, trying to figure out how Tally's name is spelled in the plural.
>She then sighs and taps the table nervously.
>"Sharp, I can't be the only pony in the world you enjoy cuddling with. There's so many other nice ponies out there too, like me. And while I'll always be around, I might not physically be with you every night."
>And you think back, remembering that cuddling with Fire was pretty nice, even if it did have that odd and very unpleasant memory in the middle.

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>>27871306
I guess. I think the idea of getting to know someone is more frightening than the thought of cuddling them.
Is that strange?

>>27871306
>cuddling with Fire was pretty nice
So we're asexual but bi-cuddly? I am okay with this.

Was fire also red? With a name like that he might. Does this mean we have a "type"?

You have so much to think about, Sharpie.

>>27871306

I bet cuddling with Princess Twilight wouldn't be half bad.

>>27871306
I'm sorry Tally, I'm just kinda scared about this.

>>27871619
The second we get home from brunch, we're writing that letter.

>>27871348
>>27871448
>>27871619
>>27871622
"I guess... I think the idea of getting to know someone is more frightening than the thought of cuddling them. I-Is that strange?"
>You ask, confused, a little scared and simultaneously curious.
>The prospect of new ponies to cuddle is intriguing.
>Stallions, mares, unicorns, earths, pegisi...
>You've never cuddled a pegasus.
>"I mean, maybe a little strange... But getting to know them personally will only make the cuddling better! Then, while you cuddle you can talk with them about life, your troubles, anything really. I mean, we do sometimes."
>You nod, still thinking about cuddling.
>You've never cuddled an alicorn either, and you'd certainly bet that cuddling Princess Twilight would feel great.
>First thing after brunch and before Bell arrives, you're writing that letter.
>"But I understand it's hard to meet new ponies. I have a hard time with it too... Sometimes, you just have to push through and get to know 'em, because once your friends, that's when the fun starts."
>Tally says as she finishes up her last pancake.

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>>27871736

Go home

Write letter

>>27871736
I'll give it a try. For you.

>>27871736
>you'd certainly bet that cuddling Princess Twilight would feel great
Acceptable long term goal. Way to aim high.

>>27871619
This is now the CYOA's final objective.
Fuck the debpt
Fuck the business

Cuddles

>>27871800
>>27871817
>>27871905
"I'll give it a try for you Tally."
>You say with a smile, setting a future goal for yourself.
>To cuddle a princess.
>So, you quickly down your pancakes and head home with Tally, skipping happily through the streets.
>You feel strangely giddy with excitement to meet Bell again.
>Also scared, but that's a whole other matter.
>When you and Tally arrive home she collapses onto the couch and flicks on the radio, the news blaring some inane trite about some Canterlot celebs.
>You however, take a seat and whip out a pen and paper, addressing the top with
"Dear Princess Twilight..."

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>>27871963

When I met you at a restaurant the other night I introduced myself as Quick Writ, but my real name is Sharp Catalog. I apologize for lying to you, but the truth is I took a job at that restaurant because I needed the money, but there were some ponies I would rather not know I was working there, so I used an alias. What I would really like, though, is to work for you, Princess! Just like you, I love organization; in fact it's my special talent, and I do it for fun. Organizing your library would be an honor and a dream job for me. And since you mentioned you could use some help with that, I would like to formally offer my services. I'd be happy to work for free if you can't justify the expense, but if you could use someone to work part or even full-time I would love to do so! Please let me know how I can best serve you.

Sincerely yours,

Sharp Catalog.

>>27872074
Sounds fine to me.

>>27872074
>You fold up the letter and slide it into a letter, licking the envelope and sealing it shut.
>Hopefully, Princess Twilight accepts!
>And if she does, that's one step closer to cuddletown for you.
>To your surprise, Tally yawns and drags you over to the couch, where the two of you enjoy a short nap until the sound of a rapping on the door awakens the both of you.
>Quickly, you bolt awake and scramble to answer it.
>Your hoof goes to the knob, you can do this Sharpie.
>Your heart is beating a mile a minute, your stomach is doing cartwheels inside you, and your legs are feeling as weak as jelly.
>The door slides open to a smiling Bell, who waves at you and grins.
>"Hiya Sharp."
>He then peers into your apartment and nods,
>"Nice place."

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>>27872790
Won't you please come in? Can I offer you a drink? Actually, hold that thought a minute, I have to go into the bathroom and hyperventilate a bit.

>>27872985
"Won't you please come in?"
>You say cheerily, smiling and leading inside with a proffered hoof.
>He obliges you and trots in.
"So can I offer you a drink?"
>On the inside you're quivering with fear and ready to gallop off at a moment's notice, but on the outside your voice is strangely calm and collected.
>Bell shrugs,
>"Oh, sure, I'--"
"Scratch that for a brief moment, I have to go into the bathroom and hyperventilate for a minute."
>Bell laughs and nods,
>"Oh, nervousness. I'm practically the same way right now, g-go right ahead."
>Thankful and rather surprised he didn't take that as weird, you trot daintily into the bathroom and instantly collapse to the floor, gasping for air.
>Note to self: breathe.
>So after you catch your breath you start hyperventilating to calm down, the tile wall in front of you fogging up ever so slightly.
>You then struggle back to your hooves and into the living room, where Tally and Bell are listening to the radio together.
>"F-Felling better?"
>He asks shakily, and you respond with a hesitant but confident,
"Yes. Quite a lot better actually..."
>Bell nods,
>"I drank a lot of coffee before I came over here, caffeine helps me focus. Right now I'm focusing pretty hard on not bolting for that door. Anyway, come take a seat so we can, u-uh, talk!"
>He pats a seat on the couch between him and Tally, which you gladly take.
>"So..."
>Tally starts after a brief pause.
>"I know you guys met at the bar already, but introductions normally cultivate conversation. Each of you introduces yourselves again. Also lets me get a feeling for you Bell."
>There's an awkward moment where the two of you continually wait for the other to start until Bell stammers out,
>"M-Mares first of course..."

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>>27873159
I'm Sharpie. I like even numbers. This is my best friend Tally. She is great at cuddles.

>>27873159
W-well, I'm Tally, and she's Sharp! No, wait...

beb

>>27873159

After introductions if things get too awkward we can talk about how we just wrote a letter to the Princess and are hoping to work for her. That's a pretty exciting topic.

>>27873202
>>27873205
>>27874343
>You grumble and decide to suck it up and go for it, stammering,
"Well, I'm Tally,"
>You say as you point to yourself, then as you point to Tally introduce her as
"and this is Sharp! W-Wait, hold on!"
>You say with painful realization,
"N-No, I'm Sharp and she's Tally. I like even numbers and organized things. She is great at cuddles."
>Tally blushes a little.
>"W-Well we like other stuff too. Sharpie is incredibly organized, and even trued running her own grocery store at one point. I work with buildings. Architecture consultant I guess you could call it?"
>Bell nods, now looking a little more sure of himself.
>"Well, I'm Bell. I'm a writer, and I write serials to make a living. Well, one serial at the moment, a romance series."
>Tally's eyes light up at romance, but stays silent.
>Things fall silent for an awkward moment, but you quickly spark the conversation with,
"So I just wrote a letter to Princess Twilight..."
>You lead, Tally instantly expressing a jealous scrunch.
>Bell gives you a quizzical look,
>"What for?"
>And you nervously put one of your shoulders forward as you stutter out,
"W-Well, I'm trying to get a job actually. She's looking for employment and recommended me to do that. I'm pretty excited about it actually."
>Bell lights up,
>"W-Wow, that's a real honor! I wish I could work for the princesses, but writing's a rather solitary job."
>He says unhappily, then continues.
>"And if you do... End up getting that job, think you could introduce me to Luna?"
>After a short pause, he realizes something and stammers,
>"T-The other princesses too, the others too! I-I like all the princesses!"

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>>27874664
Wait, so you like Luna, Tally likes Cadance, I like Twilight...

Huh.

Anyway, why don't you tell Tally here about your ROMANCE series.

>>27874691

So, as a romance writer does he need a lot of real-world experience as 'research' for his books?

>>27874696
>>27875253
"So you like Luna, Tally likes Cadence, and I like Twilight! Just need to find someone who likes Celestia and we'll have a little princessly quartet!"
>You say jokingly, starting to finally loosen up.
>There's a moment's pause before you start up again,
"So Bell, since you're a romance writer do you try to get a lot of real world experience for... Research purposes?"
>You ask curiously, but Bell laughs awkwardly and shakes his head,
>"N-No, I don't have too much experience with actual romance myself. It's a lot easier to just... Lay it out and have two characters interact. When I'm talking to myself I can always sweet talk the mare. In the real world, well, I haven't been too successful."
>He looks slightly embaressed but covers it behind a smile.
"So why not tell Tally about your novel?"
>You say to lead the conversation forward, and his expression quickly changes.
>"Oh, sure!"
>He starts, then goes off and rattles off quite the long summary.
>He retells the story of Esther and Midnight, and her magic clocks.
>You remember thinking about that 'evens-only' clock you wanted to get, and how that mare could make it a reality.
>"I-I won't spoil it all for you, mostly because it's gone so long there's even parts I can't remember fully. But you can pick it up at a few nearby news-shops, it's called 'A Night on the Town.' "
>He finishes broadly, then takes a moment to himself.
>"E-Enough about me though. What exactly would you be doing with the princesses?"
>He asks eagerly, then thinks for a moment and quickly recoils.
>"But if it's confidential you don't have to say anything. A-And you don't have an obligation to tell me either, I-I just thought it would be a good way to keep the conversation going."

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>>27875694
I can't think it would be confidential.

Mostly Twilight said how she doesn't have much time to organize her library anymore, so I offered to do it for her.
I would have done it for free, but Twilight said she would pay me.

>>27875711
>You chuckle,
"I can't think it would be confidential, it's pretty harmless. Twilight just mentioned she doesn't have the time to organize her library anymore, so I offered to do it for her! I would have done it for free, but Twilight said that wasn't fair and that if I got the job she's pay me!"
>Bell raises an eyebrow,
>"So you offered to do it for free and she said no to that? Well, I guess they're good ponies in both public and private. More monetarily-minded ponies might have said otherwise..."
>He leads,
>"So you really do enjoy organization, huh?"
>He giggles,
>"Man I am just the opposite. While I like to think I'm not a slob, my work is the most unorganized thing in the world. My notes are a mess, I'm constantly mixing up my drafts, my office has papers fluttering about it constantly. Maybe I could hire you too, eh?"
>He says jokingly, and as you're about to respond in earnest affirmative, Tally puts a hoof on your lap and whispers,
>"It's a joke Sharpie, rhetorical."
>So, while she may have been right you do the only thing left to do.
>Scrunch up and pout.
>Bell is oblivious to this exchange, and thus continues onward,
>"So Sharp, how do you make cleaning enjoyable for yourself? I find it a slog myself, and can't stand a minute of it, but know that if I don't do it I'll regret it in the future. So do you make it fun for yourself somehow? Play games to keep it interesting?"
>Tally also perks up,
>"Hey, I've never thought of that! I'm interested to hear this too Sharpie, how do you keep cleaning exciting for yourself?"

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>>27876497
I don't know if there's a trick to it.

It's nice, turning something messy into something clean. It just feels right. I see something disorganized and something in my brain goes 'No, no, no, that's wrong. You have to fix that right now!'
I'm sorry I can't really help, but it might be a cutie mark thing. Or just a Sharpie thing, I don't know.

I guess it would be like asking you how you can stand to let things stay messy.

>>27876497
It's about exerting control over your environment. Putting the world how you want it.
With cleaning things can be just how you want them if you just put a little time and effort in.
I think that's neat.

>>27876497

We enjoy it because it's necessary for our survival.

>>27876538
>>27876564
>>27876869
>Elated to be talking about cleaning, you happily rush headfirst into conversation.
>First however, you decide to try a joke!
"I like it because it's necessary for my survival!"
>You deliver cheerfully, disappointed at the slightly unnerved looks you receive in return.
"I-It's only a joke, I just think it's nice turning something messy into something clean!"
>You assure, and in response receive a pair of relieved sighs,
"Putting the world how you want it. It just feels right. I see something in disorder and disorganization and my brain just clicks 'No, no Sharpie, that's wrong. You need to fix that right now!' I'm sorry I can't give much more than that, it might be a cutie mark thing."
>You say as you point to your rump,
"Or maybe a Sharpie thing, I don't know. I guess it's the same as me asking you how you can stand to let things be messy."
>Tally chuckles,
>"In my case it's laziness that prevents me, not that I can stand it being messy."
>And Bell nods,
>"Guess just some ponies are disposed to it, others aren't. Sad I have to be in the latter camp, but we all have our own problems to overcome."
>He grumbles, scratches his head and sighs.
>"Gah... You have anything to drink around here?"
>Tally shrugs and whispers to you again,
>"Well, there's water, juice and beer in the fridge if you want to grab him something. I want to ask a little more about this romance novel."

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>>27877079
Three ponies here, there's no way to split up the beverages so that we have an even number left.

Grab two beers and pour ourselves a glass of water. That way we won't have to relegate a beer to the quarantine section.

>>27877079

Yes, haha..totally just joking about that survival thing...

>>27877126
>You head into the kitchen happy to grab your friend and acquaintance a drink, then realize there's no even way you can pour three beers here.
>So, in order to avoid relegating a beer to quarantine, you grab one each for them and water for yourself before returning to the room.
>They each take one, Tally looking confused for a second, then pausing as a look of realization dawns across her face.
>Bell however, is less knowledgeable.
>"So are you not getting yourself one? Don't like to drink so early or something?"
>He asks as he tilts his unopened can in your direction.

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>>27877298
If I poured three beers, then that would be an odd number. Then I'd have an odd number of beers left.

>>27877306 (me)
Say it as if it's the most obvious thing in the world, but give no further explanation.

>>27877306
>>27877352
"Oh, if I poured three beers then that would be an odd number. Then I'd also have an odd number of beers left."
>You say plainly before taking a seat, Bell giving you a very confused look.
>"W-Why is an odd number a prob-"
>Bell asks, but is quickly cut off as Tally shortly says,
>"I can explain later."
>Then squeezes you and gives you a grin.
>Bell still looks confused, but scratches his head and continues onwards.
>"Well, as I said I've been swamped with work recently. The paper wanted a double-issue for this week's issue, not sure why. That and the story's at a bit of a critical point, which takes a lot of time to think about. Have anything stressful going on for either of you?"
>Tally laughs,
>"You betcha, we're gearing up to start construction on a building for the city soon. We need to make sure everything is just right or we might get our funding cut, and if we get our funding cut there's no profit in the job for us."
>She chuckles half-heartedly,
>"I also got myself in a bit of a difficult position by advocating for the mandatory safety procedures in our budget. There were plans for some corner-cutting, Sharpie knows about that, but I've been working pretty hard to make presentations and present a new budget!"

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>>27877662
Yeah, how's it going? Were the supervisors upset at you, like you were worried about?

>>27877662
Sounds like you have it under control.
I'm proud of you for not letting that go ignored.

>>27877704
>>27877750
"How is that going anyhow? Were the supervisors upset at you like you were worried about?"
>She tilts a hoof side to side and says,
>"Eh, somewhere in the middle. A lot of ponies seemed approving of my step up to help, but a couple others in the budgeting department didn't exactly care for my ideas. But it was the right thing to do, and for the most part the reaction has been positive."
>You grin,
"Sounds like you've got it under control then! I'm proud of you for not letting it go ignored."
>Tally beams at you,
>"Well, you did help encourage me to do it... Without you I'm not sure if I would have had the courage to stand up and do it."
>Bell looks between the two of you and smiles,
>"I get the feeling you two are pretty close. Been together for a while?"

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>>27878220
We've been roommates since high school, and best friends for longer than that.

>>27878232
"Well, we've been roomies since high school, and best friends since before I can remember. We're practically inseparable!"
>Tally smirks,
>"Yeah, we really are... High school was a weird time for us."
>You nod,
"Really, probably the most social I've ever been! Shame that after all that I'm still a nervous wreck around new ponies..."
>Bell then speaks up,
>"I've always been like that too. Pretty solitary during my high school years. But I've got a fair few friends now, and I think I'm slowly getting better at networking."
>Tally bumps you with with a hoof,
>"Without me I'm sure this one would have been just like you! I was always dragging her out of her comfort zone, still am to this day!"
>She then shoots a wink at you,
>"Have any good stories you can remember?"

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This is a small opening for a little backstory and characterization of Sharp and Tally in the past. However, this is also incredibly broad and I understand if nobody wants to write in. In that case I'll think up something myself when I return and we'll continue from there.

>>27878220

It's been so long we don't even remember how we met.

>>27878542
We met sophomore year of highschool. Freshman year the yearbook had an odd number of pages, so I had to join to make sure that never happened again. I met Tally when I went to take her picture for one of the club photos. I don't even remember which one. I think Tally was just in there because she was crushing on some mare.

How's that?

>>27878825
Tally didn't show up for the photo because she was off doing Tally stuff, and I sure as hell wasn't going to be taking a picture of SEVEN ponies, so I had to go find her. Kicked in the door and shouted "TALLY FORWARD! I NEED YOU!" And that was how we met. After that I guess she just thought I was interesting or something.

>>27879011
>TALLY FORWARD! I NEED YOU!
And we wonder why she had a crush on us.

>>27879177

that is pretty hot desu

>>27879011
This so hard.

I have an update in progress but I'm so tired it has to wait. Apologies.

>>27880900
That's fine. See you tomorrow.

beb

>>27878825
>>27879011
>>27879177
>>27879427
>>27879806
>You step back a moment, letting the river of memories flow through you.
>After a moment of watching in awe, you pick a particular one from the rapids and hold it dear, laughing to yourself as you recount it to Tally and Bell.
"Well, Tally and I knew of each other since we were little. Acquaintances, y'know. But we first really met in sophomore year. In freshman year the yearbook had an odd number of pages, so I joined the yearbook committee and was determined to make sure that didn't happen the next year. I was taking a club photo, I don't even remember what, but only seven members showed up. Naturally I had to fix this problem, and there was one mare left missing. Tally Forward. I spent the next tense ten or so minutes rushing about the school looking for her, and when I finally found her I bucked the door to whatever class she was in and shouted, 'TALLY FORWARD? I NEED YOU.' Then dragged her off to take the photo. She must have thought I was pretty interesting, because we're still here today!"
>Tally giggles,
>"Crazy to think about. Man, I was crushing super hard on some cheerleading mare back then. Glad I ended up with you instead of her!"
>Bell gives the two of you a grin,
>"Wish I bonded with someone in highschool like you two did."
>Bell then taps the side of his can and sighs,
>"I don't have many stories, but one time my group of nerds and I were dicking around with a storm runoff ditch. Don't know why we thought it was a good idea, but we did. We were having fun running up and down it the sides of it, until one our friends at the top slipped and bowled us all down. We tumbled through it until we splashed down at the bottom of the ditch, making a ginormous splash of muddy, rancid water. There'd just been a storm recently, so there was tons of trash and gunk and it smelled like a sewer. We spent hours trying to get out of there, it was awful. And super fun to explain to our parents."

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>>27882442
>I was crushing super hard on some cheerleading mare back then. Glad I ended up with you instead of her!

I feel like that could give Bell the wrong impression. He knows we're just friends with Tally, right?

>>27882442
Shudder at the thought

>>27882584
L-let's just check with him to make sure we're not sending the wrong message.

>>27882584
>>27882590
>>27882599
>You shudder at the thought of being absolutely covered in trash.
>You'd probably faint.
>As conversation starts to drift away, you remember something weird Tally said.
>Her words echo in your mind, "I was crushing super hard on some cheerleading mare back then. Glad I ended up with you instead of her!"
>That makes it sound like you and her are a thing.
>Which you aren't.
>Just cuddlebuds.
"Bell? I'd just like to let you know that Tally and I are n-not a thing. Like a dating thing or a you know what thing. Tally said something weird and I thought you might take it the wrong way! W-We're just roomies, a-aha, not anything lewd or romantic, n-nothing like that."
>Both Tally and Bell give you a confused look, but only Bell speaks up to respond,
>"Oh? Well I didn't think that in the first place, but thank you for... Thanks for confirming? I suppose?"
>You let out a ginormous sigh of releif and sit back against the couch cushions.
>Then, as moments pass, you worry you've killed the conversation by asking about that.
>Tally and Bell are just staring at their cans, not doing anything!
>How can you rekindle social interaction?

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>>27882712
Uh, darn, what did Tally say to ask about?

Ask about some of his other hobbies, besides writing.

>>27882712
"w-wanna see my gun?"
Where abouts does Bell live?

>>27882984
It should be obvious to the qm, but I'm just covering all bases by saying don't mention the gun.

>>27883001

We'd better keep up the conversation then, because I know that's what I default to whenever I invite someone over to my house.

>>27884149

>>27884832

>>27882743
>>27882984
"So where do you live?"
>You ask Bell, trying to get talk started up again.
>"Oh, an apartment in downtown. Nothing special, but it's close to a lot of nice places to write so I enjoy it. The park. Canterlot Castle's public library. A few local cafes and coffee shops. And there's the essentials too, grocery market, laundromat, you guys know. It's quiet because I don't have a roommate, but I like it. A roommate'd probably take a lot of load off me though, I try to save a little at the end of every month for when I retire, but it's pretty meager. My nest egg is dipping in to the red ever so slightly, as you know, which I'm trying to change..."
>You and Tally both laugh nervously when he brings up saving for retirement, which neither of you have been doing.
>Tally continues the conversation for you,
>"So what are your hobbies? Outside writing, obviously."
>Bell thinks for a moment, tapping his chin,
>"Well, I guess you could call sleeping one, as I spend so much of my time doing it to procrastinate..."
>He says with a grin, but a melancholy tone.
>"And reading. I always enjoy throwing small references to whatever I'm reading at the moment in my serial. And running, I go on a morning trot to clear my head every day and think up ideas. Travel too, but I don't really have the bits or time away from work to make that a possibility right now. So I instead explore Canterlot as a replacement for that adventurous urge. How about you two? Cleaning obviously, but what else?"
>He says with a grin towards you.

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>>27887447
I think I may have mentioned this at the bar, but curling up next to the radio and listening to my shows. I think that counts as a hobby?

>>27887471
"I think I might have mentioned this at the bar, but curling up next to the radio and listening to my shows. I think that's a hobby?"
>You say questioningly, and Tally gives you a noogie,
>"Course it does! I also enjoy sleeping you know, take it very, very seriously. Sharp here's a little bit of an early riser in comparison, but she's had her sleepy days too."
>Tally then whispers,
>"The more I get to know him, the more I like him."
>She finishes with a giggle, then straightens out and takes another sip of her drink.

>Conversation continues and wanders onwards, until eventually you realize how dark it's gotten outside.
>You get into a long argument about favorite colors, Bell saying it's a childish thing to have, you and Tally vehemently denying that and each claiming a favorite to fight over.
>Bell uses your bickering over red and yellow as a point of example, but eventually the two of you successfully whittle his defense down to,
>"O-Okay, okay, it's green, it's green..."
>You're disgusted by the choice, but accept it.
>To each their own.

>"I-I should probably be heading out..."
>He stammers, finishing off his can and stretching out.
>"Getting pretty late and I'm pretty drunk. Don't want to do anything stupid, and I suppose I'm more likely to get home safe while there's still some light out."
>He then places down his empty can and trots towards the door, rubbing his eyes.

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>>27887723
Hey, if you would rather stay the night, we have some sheets in the closet you could borrow, and the couch is plenty comfy.

>>27887723
Which green? Is it one you could call "viridian"?

>>27887764
That seems like a little much, but I guess if he's really that drunk.

He's not sleeping with us and Tally, though.

>>27887908
Definitely not sleeping in our bed.

>>27887764
>>27887801
>>27887908
>>27887955
"Wait! Do you like viridian?"
>You ask out of the blue, and Bell's hoof stops at the doorknob.
>"I-I... Viridian green? I suppose I like it. I don't really have a shade of green I prefer most, but it's certainly a nice one."
>Mentally, you decide to declare this as his favorite color, just for future reference.
>You still can't get over Tally's choice, you expected better than red from her.
"O-Okay!"
>Here's the awkward bit, you'e got to handle this carefully.
>You want to invite him to stay over, but not seem needy or want his company or seem overbearing.
>You just need to make it sound like a friendly gesture.
"S-So Bell? I-If you want to stay the night we've got some sheets in the closet you could borrow, and the couch is plenty comfy. Trust me, Tally and I use it all the time."
>Wait that last part sounded awkward,
"F-For cuddling! Cuddles and listening to the radio. N-Nothing lewd."
>You say with the biggest grin you can muster, and Bell's hoof slowly descends from the door.
>"Yeah... If you really don't mind I'd be elated to stay over, and I don't have anything to do tomorrow either if you want to continue hanging out then!"
>Tally ponders his statements for a second before whispering to you,
>"So, ah... Just letting you know my opinion, I'm fine but a little uncomfortable with him staying over. I'm totally putting a magic alarm on him for if he gets up during the night."
>She finishes nervously,

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>>27887982
Sure, that's fine.

>>27887992
"Sure that's fine."
>You shrug, with Tally smiling back.
>"Great! Then I guess we're on the same page."
>You head in and grab the sheets for Bell while Tally uses the bathroom and shower, then take use of the facilities once she's done herself.
>Shower, brushie, relieve yourself, and you're done for the night!
>Bell waves to you as you head to bed, where you cuddle up with Tally and close your eyes.
>She gives you a quick peck on the cheek, and whispers,
>"Goodnight Sharpie..."
>Flustered but determined not to show it, you say back in your most confident voice,
>"Night Tally."
>And give her a squeeze.

>Morning arrives with a loud beeping from the living room.
>You and Tally quickly rush out of bed to spy a very silly looking Bell rolling about on the floor, covering his ears.
>He seems to be the source of the noise too, and gives the two of you a grief-stricken expression.

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>>27888156
Tally, turn it off!

>>27888156

How could this plan have gone wrong

>>27888165
>>27888355
"T-Tally, turn it off!"
>You plead, and a wide-eyed Tally quickly rushes up to him and glows her horn, stopping the noise.
>Bell holds his head for a moment before stumbling to his hooves, laughing.
>"W-Well that's a new one. I was just getting up off the couch and bam, that happened."
>Tally also laughs, awkwardly.
>"Y-Yeah, that may have been my fault. Sorry about that..."
>She says sheepishly, giving you and Bell an apologetic look.
>But he just laughs it off and trots to the door.
>"So I guess I'll be heading out then... And if you're open later, just give me a call!"
>He says cheerily, already out the door.
>Tally looks a little dumbstruck and shakes her head,
>"Well that was fast. Guess I really got him up with that alarm. It's..."
>She squints towards your wall clock and jumps back in surprise,
>"Shit, only six in the morning on a weekend. I don't think the girls are coming over until much later, so we've got a lot of free time. What do you want to do? Of course if you want to go read or something I won't fault you, we don't have to hang together all the time."
>She says as she yawns and stamps her hooves against the carped floor.

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>>27888395
D-do you think that went well? I think it went well.

>>27888549
"D-Do you think that went well?"
>You ask Tally, and before she can respond confirm with yourself,
"I think it went well, yes, very well..."
>Tally takes a moment to make sure you won't interrupt her again, then gives you a smile.
>Agreed. I also think it went well! He's a neat stallion, but I want a little more time before I make a real judgement on him. Certainly a good first impression!"
>She says happily, giving you a wink, then rubs her stomach.
>"Personally I think it's a little early for breakfast. Maybe we can take a walk and enjoy early morning Canterlot! Don't get the chance to do that too often do we, eh?"

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>>27888802
Yep a walk sounds good!
where the fuck is everyone, I just woke up and the thread is dead wtf

>>27889224
Tally suggested we date other ponies and we've been dying ever since because the otp was sunk.

>>27889310
ow anon

>>27888802
No, we don't. A walk sounds nice.

>>27889887
A morning walk is good.

beb

>>27892689

>>27889224
>>27889887
>>27890539
>You eagerly nod, sliding up to her side and giving her a wink.
"No, we don't do we... You know, a morning walk does sound good!"
>Then take her hoof and drag her to the door.
>Outside, the two of you marvel at the morning sights you normally miss.
>Birds warbling their sunrise songs, dew twinkling on every blade of grass, the sun casting long and bright shadows across the trees.
>The unearthly and quiet glow that surrounds the city itself at such early hours.
>You take a deep breath and smell the fresh, wet and clear air of the park as you trot through.
"It's a good day"
>You think to yourself, a stupid grin plastered across your face.
>"So Sharpie?"
>She asks,
>"I've been thinking about what to do with the girls tonight, and I wondered... What would you say to making a trip to the place you work for dinner and entertainment? The Last Laugh?"

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While sadly tonight won't be a big update night, I feel I've finally gotten back into the groove of updating at a snappy speed. I'll be working on it.

>>27894549
Eeeeeh. We could Tally, but I don't get discounts, and honestly I'd rather not spend my spare time at work.
I need a break after the drama we've had there.

>>27894798
Dis.

>>27892689

>>27894549

It's sort of a dingy place desu, not one I would pick for a fun time. And working there sort of ruins your ability to enjoy it. I'm sure we can find better.

bep

>>27896142
>>27894549
It's sorta like a sausage factory Tally.

beb

>>27898283

>>27897698

I don't think they have sausage factories in Equestria desu senpai

>>27898283

>>27900404

>>27901113

>>27901113

>>27902559

>>27894798
>>27896142
>>27897698
>>27899704
>You instantly dislike the idea.
"Eh... We could Tally, but I don't get discounts and honestly spending my spare time at work doesn't sound very fun. Kinda dingy too."
>Tally bites her lip and nods,
>"I... Perhaps it isn't the best place for a hangout. I'll think of something else then..."
>Before continuing with her head down on your morning walk.
>The two of you stop off at a small cafe after a little while, and sit together in silence, sipping hot chocolate and eating croissants.
>Tally's dipping her pastry into the drink, a practice you find abhorrent (because of the dripping) and long since gave up on trying to correct.
>After a few minutes (and she's halfway done with her breakfast), Tally stretches and scoots her stool towards you so the two of you are sitting side by side at the cafe's bar.
>"Feels nice to finally have a direction to head in life right now... We've just been wandering aimlessly for the longest time."
>She then stares down into her mug and gives it a poke with her croissant.

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>>27904133

Yeah, heh...sure hope that thing with the Princess comes through... (because we sure as hell don't want to work for the mob the rest of our lives)

>>27903908

>>27904133
I know. Strange, wasn't it? I think we're out of it now though, thankfully.

>>27904426
>>27904921
"Yeah, heh... Bit of a strange time wasn't it. I think we're out of it now though, and I sure hope that thing with the princess comes through."
>Not only do you not want to work for the mob the rest of your life, but at some point in your life Princess Twilight needs a good cuddle.
>Tally nods,
>"Oh, I hope you do! It'd be absolutely amazing if you did. And y'know, it didn't really sound like there were many other candidates for the job..."
>Tally leads with a nudge, and in response you blush a little, then take solace in your hot chocolate.
"Gah, I-I don't know Tally."
>She then laughs and yanks you up from your seat, leading you out of the cafe.
>Her charge is only slightly dampened by the fact you have to make a stop to pay, but otherwise the two of you make a mad dash back home and collapse back onto the bed there.
>"So Sharp"
>Tally asks,
"What do you want to do until the afternoon? We could get some exercise, listen to the radio, read... All I know is I want to take it easy today. Preferably with your company."

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>>27904929
Exercise? I don't know Tally. That sounds dangerously healthy.

>>27904929

Maybe we could visit that friend of ours who works in the castle and get a job recommendation from him? It's the weekend so he should be off, right?

>>27904961
>>27905115
"Exercise? I don't know about that Tally, that sounds dangerously h-healthy..."
>You say hesitantly, and Tally gives you a sly smirk.
>"Was that a joke Sharpie? I'm proud of you!"
>She says as she gives your nose quite the aggressive boop, your cheeks flushing red as you curl up to protect your snoot.
>"In all honesty though, exercise sounds nice. Been a while since either of us have done anything like that, wouldn't want to get pudgy."
>She says as she prods her side.
>"Hmm..."
"Well maybe we could go visit Rye! He's a janitor over in Canterlot, maybe I could get some tips and a recommendation from him! It's the weekend, he should have it off, right?"
>Tally thinks for a moment,
>"Well I doubt they just let the castle dirty up for a day a week, but it's worth a shot. Doubt they'd keep him on call seven days a week, the princesses wouldn't allow it."
>She says confidently,
>"Anything you want to do before we head out?"

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>>27905260

Clean, but we want to do that all of the time anyway, so let's go.

>>27905410
"Well, clean up, but I always want to do that. Let's go!"
>You say enthusiastically and trot out the door with Tally in hot pursuit.
>Rye lives downtown in a not so nice apartment as you and Tally enjoy.
>It's got two rooms, a kitchen/livingroom and a bedroom.
>Bare essentials, and nothing more.
>When you knock on his door he gladly opens it and welcomes the two of you inside,
>"Been a few weeks, eh? Take a seat, tell me, how are things with you two?"
>He asks, and the two of you oblige his request and sit with him on the couch.
>After filling him in on your jobs and your lives, he gives the two of you both a happy grin,
>"Well I'm happy things are going great! I don't have much to say about my life, it's been the same old, same old for the past while. There're this mare I think I mentioned, but that can wait a little while. Firstly, why'd you two decide to stop by, just come to chill at my place? Not the best place to do that, but I guess downtown is a bit more lively than out where you two live. Something else?"

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>>27905688
Well, we like visiting, but I actually wanted to speak to you about a job I might have been offered.

Jesus what the fuck is wrong with glimmer posters

>>27905946
"Well, we like visiting, but I actually wanted to speak with you about a job I might have been offered."
>Rye raises an eyebrow and sits back into the cushions,
>"Oh?"
>He implores, and makes a motion for you to continue with his hoof.
"Well, I might have been offered a place cleaning Twilight's library."
>You say eagerly, and Rye laughs,
>"Oh, so like me, a janitor? Don't take it, the pay's not worth it when you've got that other cushy bar job."
>Inside you scoff at 'cushy,' but continue with,
"Well, not exactly. I'll be organizing Twilight's personal collection, working with the books themselves. Keeping it tidy for her. Within her strict rules and regulations."
>Rye looks a little impressed, and nods,
>"Well... That's a little different. And also infuriating, why can't I get the good jobs like that?!"
>Then, he taps his pillow and bites his lip,
>"Well, don't expect it to pay a lot at first. But when you're working directly with the princesses, for job advancement the sky's the limit."
"I-I don't care about the money right now, I just had some questions. About the palace, what goes on around there, any tips and tricks you might have..."
>He nods,
>"Then hit me with those questions! I'll be happy to answer any you have, so long as the answers wouldn't get me arrested."

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>>27906226
I was mostly looking to see if you might be able to put in a good word for me?

If not, then (insert a ton of off color and slightly creepy personal questions about the princesses, mostly relating to even number.)

>>27906226
Jokingly say that our deep crime syndicate connections got us the job opportunity

>>27906580
>>27906638
"I was mostly looking to see if you could put in a good word for me."
>You say with a huge grin, and Rye suddenly looks a lot more nervous.
>"Oh... Sharp, I-I don't know."
>Time to bring out the big guns, the puppy dog eyes.
"Please Rye? I-I'd really appreciate it."
>You say as adorably as you can.
>He'll probably try anyway, but this'll just hasten negotiations.
>"Oh, fine Sharpie, I'll try."
>He laughs, and before you continue you interject with,
"Great! And about Twilight, what time does she eat breakfast? Do you know her favorite book? O-Oh, does she have a favorite number? How about her library, do you know how many books are inside? A-"
>You go on to attempt a question about the number of beauty products she owns and her favorite brands, but are interrupted by Rye putting a hoof on your chest,
>"S-Slow down there... Take it easy Sharp, let's trade off on the questioning. First off, how did you get this job? Or offer at least."
>Quick as lightning you open your mouth to crack a joke about how your underground crime syndicate connections got you the opportunity, then decide it strikes just a little too close to home.
>Tally might get ideas...

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>>27907108
I met her working as a temporary waitress, actually.

>>27907126
"I met Twilight herself when I was working as a temp waitress actually."
>And Rye huffs and puffs in response.
>"Right place, right time, I got it... I always seem to be in the wrong, on both accounts."
>He then gives his couch cushion a good whack and thinks for a second.
>"And I don't think I know the answer to any if the questions you asked before. My focus has been, a-ahem, elsewhere, during my time at the palace. Waiting to see if someday my efforts pay off."
>You nod, understanding his sentiments completely as he continues.
>"So you want me to put in a good word? Anyone in particular you think might help? Anything important to include in the recommendation itself?"

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>>27907317
I was kinda hoping you might know...

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>>27907317
It'd be great if you could put in a good word for me.

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>>27909464

>>27910377

Tonight is looking like another slow update night. I'll start up again late PST, and should clock at regular update speed then. Tomorrow will be a full blown session. Thanks for keeping the thread bumped. Cheers.

>>27912507

np f am

>>27907328
"I was kinda hoping you might know..."
>You say awkwardly, and Rye pauses for a brief moment while he thinks.
>"Okay, sorry, should have thought about that. Not like you'd know anybody at the palace like I do, haha..."
>After another brief moment nods.
>"I think there's a couple ponies I could mention your efficiency and trustworthiness to that might help you along. Just don't forget it after you've gotten it, alright?"
>He says sheepishly, and you nod dutifully.
"Of course not Rye! I'm very thankful you're doing this for me."
>You get a nod in return and Rye then musses up your hair (thankfully not your braid),
>"You owe me big time Sharpie!"
>He jokes before lying back against the couch cushions and cracking his neck.
>"I got the day off today, so we may as well catch up and the like. I know work's good, but how about life outside it. Anything new?"
>Tally takes initiative here, starting with a,
>"Oh! Well, there's a couple of cute mares at work Sharpie and I have been hanging out with! In fact, we were planning on seeing them later today. They're a swell group, a pegasus, unicorn and an earth pony! It'd be a perfect balance! Well, if we had another pegasus."
>Tally then looks at you questioningly and mouths,
>"Bell?"
>To you, tilting her head towards Rye.

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>>27914898
Sure. Rye would probably appreciate a guy friend to talk to.

beb

>>27916264
rip

>>27915301
>You nod back,
"And I met this stallion named Bell! He's a swell guy, a writer who lives downtown! Maybe some other time the two of you could meet up and have a chat!"
>You say happily, and Rye ends up giving Tally a bit of a look.
>There's no response from Tally herself, and after talk of new friends and adventures, conversation quiets back down for a little while.
>In your mind, a sign of a true friend is someone you don't always have to talk with, but you can enjoy their company just the same.
>It's certainly true for Tally, and close with Rye.
>You've known both a long time, well, relatively long.
>After a short while of rest, Tally stands and stretches.
>"Well, I think we should head out Sharp. Got to prepare for tonight."
>She leads, and extends a hoof your way.
>Rye looks a little disappointed, but nods.
>"Oh, you two are having guests... I forgot. I'd love to meet them, but I'm guessing they were only expecting to meet you two tonight."
>He says sheepishly,
>Tally then cocks her head towards the door in a questioning manner.

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>>27917663
Mental math. If we're going to have an odd number, then invite him to make it even.

If not, then happily say we can hang out some other time.

>>27917663
Hmm, well I wouldn't mind you coming. We do have an extra place at the table.
If you think it's too short notice though we can plan something else.
Maybe you could bring that mare you mentioned over sometime.

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>>27917762
>You, Tally and the three other mares.
>That makes five.
>Which could easily remedied by,
"Hey Rye! We'd still enjoy your company, not like an extra pony's going to be much of surprise for these guys. I mean, I'm still kind of new to them too!"
>He sits up a little straighter and nods,
>"Oh, really! Well, what time should I make my way over?"
>You look over to Tally for the answer, and get a slightly annoyed expression in response.
>"Just head over at around... Four shall we say?"
>Tally says with a shrug, then trots to the door with you in tow.
>"See you then Rye!"
>Tally waves, as do you, but on the way out Tally huffs a little at you.
>"Sharpie, that was a bit rude... If you wanted to invite him, you could have taken me aside and asked first, okay! I-I don't have any problems with him coming, but please? Can you remember that for next time?"

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>>27917969
O-oh right, sorry Tally. I just thought it would be nice to have si-more friends around.

>>27917969
Ears back against our head, apologize to her.

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>>27918195
>You stop for a moment, think about your previous actions then realize how they might be considered socially unacceptable.
>Your ears fall back against your head and your vision turns towards the floor as you sigh,
"I-I'm sorry Tally. I thought it just would be nice to have si-m-more friends over!"
>You quickly cover and give her timid smile, but she quickly nods and your ears perk back up.
>"It's fine Sharp, it's fine. Just ask next time, we've got to prepare."
>She says as she drags you along back home.
>Once home, she stands you up straight and brushes your shoulders down.
>"Now, we've got maybe four hours to get ready until our friends come over, and we need a plan. I'll handle shopping and cooking tonight, but I want a breakdown of what you're going to do to get ready, as I want tonight to be great! Last time was alright, but this time I want to really be prepared. Can you give me a small list?"

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>>27918463
Sh-shouldn't I handle the cooking tonight? Not that your cooking tastes bad, but y-you saw the state of the kitchen aftwewards.

>>27918463
I'll cook and set the table. We'll go with something everyone can help themselves to so no one ends up with something they don't like. I'm thinking Fajitas with a few different fillings.

>>27918580
>>27918903
>You take a deep gulp when you think back to the last time Tally cooked.
>As you speak, you try to hold in the traumatized expression you know you're giving her, and stammer,
"S-Shouldn't I handle the cooking tonight? Not that your cooking tastes bad, but you saw what happened last time..."
>Tally then winces, the images of burnt and messy cookware running back through her mind.
>"A-Alright, alright, I'll shop you cook."
>She agrees quickly, wiping sweat from her brow.
>Now satisfied, you nod happily.
"Great! I'll cook and set the table. I'm thinking fajitas with a few different fillings."
>Tally nods,
>"Good, good, but what are you going to do between now and when I get back from shopping? N-Not to sound pushy or anything, but I'd appreciate it if you could wash up, clean the house and after that take a nice, relaxing nap. Think you can handle all that?"
>She then stops and rubs her head,
>"O-Oh! And what sort of fillings?"

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>>27918940
I'm thinking kidney or pinto beans, peppers, onions, tomatoes, carrots, corn, rice, chilli, garlic, salsa and sour cream should be good.
We'll put them in separate bowls so everyone can choose what they want.

>>27919019
>After a moment's thought, you rattle off a good list of items you're sure will please everyone.
"I'm thinking or pinto beans, peppers, onions, tomatoes, carrots, corn, rice, chilli, garlic, salsa and sour cream should be good. We'll put them in separate bowls so everyone can choose what they want!"
>Tally gives you a rather blank stare, then stammers
>"G-Got it!"
>After a few seconds and skips out the door.
>"See you soon Sharp!"
>She smiles, leaving you to your cleaning.
>Which, you attend to dutifully.
>Kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, the whole nine yards today.
>After that, you take a relaxing break in the shower, and nearly fall asleep lying on the floor and listening to drops of water hitting the tile.
>Tally says it's weird, but you don't think so...
>Only thing you agree with is its effect on your water bill.

>After your nap, Tally wakes you up with a plethora of food in the kitchen.
>"O-Okay!"
>She starts,
>"I-I got most of what you wanted. Couldn't grab any carrots, some yellow and orange pansy stallion grabbed them before me."
>She grumbles,
>"And the only chili I could get was this..."
>She says as she holds up a can of "Chef Spattie's XXX-tra Spicy Chili."
>Now, the triple X here most likely signifies how spicy the chili is here in the place of the word extra, probably some marketing ploy.

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>>27919303
I can fix this.

Take out a permanent marker and add an X.

>>27919342
>You see the three Xs, squint at them, then grin happily.
"Oh! One second, one thing I have to do before we start!"
>You say as you trot off to your bedroom, rummaging through your desk until for find a permanent marker.
>Or, a sharpie!
>When you find one, you take it in hoof and march triumphantly into the kitchen with your weapon of correction and draw a black X to add to the three already on the can.
"There!"
>You say cheerily, placing the marker down and beaming proudly at your work.
>After a small pause, Tally bursts into laughter and cries out,
>"I-I was worried for a second, y-oh Sharpie..."
>She finishes with a hug, still snickering.

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>>27919534
It's fixed now, no need to worry Tally.