Trailer of next episode up!
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/22/my-little-pony-patton-oswalt-comic-con?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter
>>27958965
Pretty meh
>>27958965
Well, it looks like the staff decided to go the "let's attack the dedicated fans" route instead of the "different fans can have different opinions of the show" route
>>27958965
>Dash and that guy nerding out
Adorable.
Previously:
>You (Stargazer) and Asha captured the object of interest, a tablet with a purple gem embedded into it.
>Unfortunately, Asha got held prisoner as was used for ransom.
>Reluctantly, you gave back the tablet, and the unexpected happened.
>The unicorn guard started to react with the tablet, her horn glowing and creating a shockwave capable of knocking you off your hooves.
>The world went white and you have no idea what happened afterwards.
Previous thread: >>27899883
(1/2)
>Your vision is an indecipherable haze of colors, splotches of red, orange, blue, purple mixing and dancing around in your head.
>Faint shapes play on your imagination, pareidolia kicking in.
>Faces? Patterns? Squares?
>You can't quite tell.
(2/2)
>Your eyes flutter open to a ceiling of muted gray.
>You float in bliss on the softest bed you've ever felt.
>The clopping of hooves against hard tiles can be heard.
>>27958457
Can we raise ourselves up? Look around the place.
Captain Jack Sparrow in Equestria when?
>>27958291
right now
This isn't Scooby Doo, Anon. You schmuck.
>>27958291
Fuck I hate you and I hate the mods. THIS TRASH is what you get when they ban all the greentext prompts for "roleplaying" because "FUCK YOU". You get a hundred pure shit threads evert day of some random stupid character in equestria.
>Jack Sparrow in Equestria what happens?
>Solid Snake in Equestria what happens?
>Richard Nixon in Equestria what happens?
>Bane in Equestria what happens?
>One punch man in Equestria what happens?
>Charles Manson in Equestria what happens?
>A talking shoe in Equestria what happens?
over and over and over and over and over
Fuck mods, FUCK YOU, this board is fucking dead.
Pone is for sexual.
>>27957038 can go back to r/mylittlepony
Also lewd thread.
>>27957066
Okay, commencing lewd celestia dump, but my internet is shit so it'll probably take awhile
Original post has crotchtits, but if that's your thing: https://e621.net/post/show/942368/2016-after_sex-animal_genitalia-animal_pussy-anus-
>>27957066
>>27957121
Lewd the second
What are some of the funniest greens this board has produced?
>>27956343
>>27956343
Broccoli, Celery, Peas, Asparagus, and I guess Cucumbers.
>>27956343
dish bread
>>27950963
Crusty cunt
>>27950963
no, get out
There's already a dash thread right here >>27906169 , you stink nigger.
>"Teshin?"
WE
WUZ
TENNO
Would you ?
>>27948164
>Straight up fucking human
>Black
>>27948164
would gas the artist
fucking nigger lovers
>>27948164
>Niggerfying everyone except the southern hick
>>Tumblr
>>27940559
I'd very much appreciate it if we could not die this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkPF5UiDi4g
>>27947559
There needs to be more Daring/Uncharted stuff.
There needs to be more Daring stuff, period.
When is writefriend coming back?
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is due out next Wednesday (Jul. 27).
As an inhabitant of sorts in the Everfree Forest, Zecora is perhaps uniquely suited to observe how and when conditions change as opposed to the rest of pony-regulated Equestria. Granted, Celestia and Luna might know a thing or two from when their castle was sited in the wood, but it never hurts to have a new data set after such a gap. Even if things largely haven't changed in over a millennium, that in itself is some fascinating information.
Who knows if that's what Zecora even came to the outskirts of Ponyville to do, though.
>>27972363
Previous thread.
>nyx
>filly
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash attends the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan and meets a pony named Quibble Pants who despises Daring Do as much as she loves it. The two of them get wrapped up in a real life Daring Do adventure and must settle their differences if they have any chance of surviving the convention.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>The weather beaten trail wound ahead into the dust racked climes of the baren
land which dominates large portions of the Equestrian empire
>Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of earth
>The tireless sun cast its parching rays of incandescense from overhead, half way through its daily revolution
>Small rodents scampered about, occupying themselves in the daily accomplishments of their dismal lives
>Dust sprayed over three heaving mounts in blinding clouds, while they bore the burdonsome cargoes of their struggling overseers
>"Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, human",
gasped the first Changeling soldier
>"Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" returned Anon
>A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive humans hide
enameled shield as his rippling right arm thrust forth, sending a steel shod blade
to the hilt into the soldiers vital organs
>The disemboweled insectoid equine crumpled from his saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid
>The enthused human swilveled about, his shock of fiery red hair tossingrobustly in the humid air currents as he faced the attack of the defeated soldier's fellow in arms
>"Damn you,human" Shrieked the soldier as he observed his comrade in
death
>A gleaming scimitar smote a heavy blow against the renegade's spiked chitin, bringing a heavy cloud over the Changeling's misting brain
>Shaking off the effects of the pounding blow to his head, Anon brought down his scarlet streaked edge against the soldier's crudely forged hauberk, clanging harmlessly to the left side of his opponent
>The soldier's stead whinnied as he directed the horse back from the
driving blade of the human
>Anon leashed his mount forward as the hoarsely piercing battle cry of his wilderness bred race resounded from his grinding lungs
Shall I go on?
>>27939834
Yeah man
>>27939834
Fuck, I wish I could write with such gratuitous detail.
>>27939834
You got some broken greentext there, nigga.
ITT: reading, reviewing, butthurt, it's been about a week so it's time to have the good ol' gun debate again, the collaboration project rises from the ashes, lack of reading comprehension, "I haven't read anything about the story you're talking about, now let me explain why it's shit", compiling lore for the pursuit of knowledge, rekindling day old arguments, feminine stallions, depressing romance, punctuation, apocryphal sequels, and let's just accept we're all terrible human beings.
Tired of good ideas for stories that don't go anywhere? Still holding a candle for that fic you know won't update ever again? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0
>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled and give us a link. Someone will take a look at it eventually.
>Reviews and riffs:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
Old thread: >>27907747
>>27933250
>the collaboration project rises from the ashes
Wouldn't really say that. There's only been some discussion about a new collab.
What happened to the anon who was working on a fictional research paper about Twilight's teleportation spell? Is that project still in progress, or what?
FUTALOO-GET-MEMORIAL GET
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/vampony/
Player Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CmvuNPhx2qKfOgB8Yze97VohAdWfaPMi3ZgQVNWr4eM/edit?usp=sharing
======
You are Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. Mango fled her home of Las Pegasus for Ponyville to escape both Fang and a bounty her actions had brought upon her. She also joins the Adventurer's Guild in Ponyville, looking for a source of income.
Due to one Zebra finding her secret, Mango is blackmailed by Princess Twilight to investigate evidence of Vampires in Canterlot. She meets a group of them there, calling themselves the “Council.” Mango befriends some of them, but this is strained when she confesses working for the royalty. While there she does a job for the Guild and finds some valuable loot, including an enchanted necklace.
Her mission complete, if not done quite the way the Princess wanted, Mango returns to Ponyville and meets up with Crimson Sash, a Pony she met while working as an Adventurer. The pair ends up falling into a dungeon filled with ancient undead vampire hunters, but escape narrowly.
Mango then went on a quest to get Twilight a transformation potion. In the process she saved a deer, almost broke up a couple, and missed Twilight's transformations while on a bad drug trip.
However she got to sample Twilight's new form in person.
======
>Last thread pretty much nothing happened.
>>27855915
>>27856020
"It's probably all of that. Plus that pony she's transformed into? Total grump. Might just be his brainwaves or something."
>"I don't think it works like that..."
"Anyway, I would avoid bringing that up, she's not in a great mood about tonight's escapades."
>"Great... she's already had bad experiences before..."
"Hmm, color me surprised. I almost thought I'd be her first."
>"She had a few stallionfriends in College. She tried to keep things platonic, but one eventually pressured her into bed. Lots of crying after that." He shakes his head, "I hope this time was at least a bit more consensual."
>The dragon crosses his claws, while drawing them against his scales just enough to emphasize their sharpness.
"She TOLD me to suck her dick. I was just making some bad jokes... jeeze."
>Spike furrows his brow. "Well, look, Twi might seem like a tight ass, but she can be pretty fragile at times."
>>27856194
>>27856227
>>27856285
"Yeah. I guess I can be a real cunt at times, but she's capable of the same."
>He folds his arms. "Mango, not be be rude, but from what I hear, you mostly do what's best for YOU. Twilight's trying to do what's best for Equestria. She's got a lot to balance."
"I- I know she's trying her best... I can try to be a bit less passive aggressive I guess."
>He sighs. "I suppose that's all I can ask."
>You make your way to the door, but something stops you.
"Hey Spike, how did you handle getting treated differently from most Ponies?"
>"I had some times where I got a bit antsy about that. But now a days most Ponies here treat me like another friend. I suppose it wasn't fair, but I just had to earn their trust. Sometimes life isn't fair, you just have to do the best you can to make lasting friendships."
>You're not totally satisfied, but you decide to head out anyway.
>The night air is cool as you step out the door.
>input action
>>27904931
How long do we have until sunrise?
>>27905087
>It's fairly early still, about 2:00 AM.
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is due out next Wednesday (Jul. 27).
Summer stretches on further for schoolcolts and fillies, but vacation's end creeps ever closer. Are they preparing themselves to get back into the proper mindset yet, or are they at least taking advantage of the time to do activities they really want to? It's not too late to go elsewhere from Ponyville for a while.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders enjoyed the Crystal Empire and Appleloosa - have they considered to visit Apple Bloom's cousin in Manehattan?
>>27968033
Previous thread.
>filly
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash attends the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan and meets a pony named Quibble Pants who despises Daring Do as much as she loves it. The two of them get wrapped up in a real life Daring Do adventure and must settle their differences if they have any chance of surviving the convention.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
I already miss him.
Good morning /mlp/, we are coming to you live for the third year from the line for the official San Diego Comic Con My Little Pony Panel. We are about two and a half hours away from it and I've already been waiting for almost three so fuck a lot of this.
We'll keep you updated as the panel goes live so stay tuned.
>>27958074
when does the panel start?
>>27958085
10:30 PST.
>>27958074
Do you record any footage?