612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is due out this Wednesday (Jul. 27).
Twilight's always there for her friends and family and tries her best. She has a bit of a tendency to share what she likes, though, and that often means things like books for Spike's presents or information immersion when tutoring or problem solving. It's just her go-to methods; she can rectify her habits with some work and thought, but she'll probably always be Twilight Sparkle.
Not a bad thing, but she doesn't get too many fellow enthusiastic book sorters.
>>27990223
Previous thread.
>filly
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash attends the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan and meets a pony named Quibble Pants who despises Daring Do as much as she loves it. The two of them get wrapped up in a real life Daring Do adventure and must settle their differences if they have any chance of surviving the convention.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
cute fillieslearning about sexuality
NEIGHCO NEIGHCO NII
Sunset is trash
The filly escaped. The police is on their way.
>filly found and ate your stash of psychadelic muchrooms
>>27995090
I agree! Stupid non-canon trash.
>>27995091
Anonymous, go in the house and call the police
Tell them there's a crazy filly disturbing all of the peace!
This is my horse. There are many like it but this one is mine
DING DONG DING DONG DING
When the link of new horse is threatened, the bell tolls
Unearthing the old Lords of Pony from their graves:
Marker, Saint of the Boop
Filly's Unded Legion, the Shitpost Watchers
and the reclusive mare of the profaned General,
Gloomy the Giant.
>>27995090
>>27995223
ding dong ding indeed my dear anon
>>27995232
>medium (4)
>>27995090
Sunset
>>27995090
Sunny
>>27995090
Satan Sunny
Stop posting Sunnies and start posting Sweeties!
How come no one of these ponies have names?
>>27995090
Heresy
>>27995090
Alicorn
>>27995275
because we pushed that nightmare from our minds
>>27995090
Pillow
>>27995090
Grr
Waifufags are the worst.
>>27995090
I want some hot dogs
>>27995321
He pissed me off. I'm done now though.
Just a casual reminder that Sunset will never be canon.
Suck it up Shimmerfags.
>>27995321
just shimmerfags
Is shimmer non-cannon?
>>27995344
I know your sad because you got cucked by Flash but he talked in FiM. It's canon. Twily wants his stallion cock.
>>27995364
Nope. Canon. Twifags are still in denial because they got cucked by Chad thundercock.
>>27995381
>>27995391
Oh great, shimmerfag's using brad to shitpost now
>>27995381
>>27995391
>anything after S3
>canon
I laugh at you, Shimmerfag.
>>27995381
>>27995391
They cant even turn to Scitwi now because Timber McHardwood is stealing her.
>>27995404
>>27995416
Can prevent wildfires.
>>27995066
oh man
some of these upcoming episodes sound great
Butt.
Why are they so toxic? what the hell is wrong with them?
>>27995431
that is a very drooly pony
>>27995444
Drizzle is a drippy horse
swiggity sweebra, here comes the zebra
>>27995066
>>27995470
I want to learn her secrets
>>27995470
I do hope we get more episodes of Zecora teaching Twilight or potentially Starlight about some shit.
>>27995438
We're not toxic. That one guy just pissed me off so I samefagged pics of Sunny till I was content.
>>27995492
I think you forgot your meme frog.
>>27995423
I bet she's getting melted marshmallows in her graham crackers
>>27994969
>that fat neckbeard pony
lol
>>27995511
I bet they are fucking in the bushes.
>>27995538
Most of us look like him.
>>27995567
Excuse you
I wear pants
>>27995567
I'm not a pony though
>>27995567
Yeah right, faggot.I WISH I could grow facial hair.
threadly unf
http://i.imgur.com/n8qng3W.jpg
>>27995605
What the fuck is she shoving into her vag?
PUCKING FONIES
"Fillies", said the man, lost in thought.
>>27995722
Pretty, princess ponies!
I'm going to take a bit of a nap before the comic comes out tonight, so I'll try and be awake by 12:30AM-ish and by then the new comic should be out on Kindle.
>>27995722
Did you bring back my taco bell
>>27995770
Yeeees
Boopin me boopin you
>>27995090
>butthurt
Happy birthday
>>27995058
What's the point of this thread? The OP's always seem to have a nice little comment on the setting so I assumed it was about show discussion, but everything else is nothing but shitposting
>>27995898
>>27995628
An icy cold popsicle.
>Okay girls!
>who's ready to suck some COCK?
>>27995923
oh my
Those high school pony-wannabes need to wear jeans more often. Girls look good in things other than skirts. It's like there's some weird dress code.
>>27995923
>all pink
>no rainbow party
>no Rainbow Dash
poob
>>27996210
Sunset Shimmer is a beautiful angel sent down from heaven
>>27996267
I like Sunset.
Particularly when she pulls her horsecock out.
>derpibooru says my image is explicit
Well, just in case:
https://derpiboo.ru/1114411
dude what
>>27996177
don't poob
>>27996530
artist?
>"BUY ANOTHA ONE YOU RICH PRINCESS MOTHAFUCKA!"
straight out of the dykeshit general
Why don't mares like me?
>>27996584
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-toroitimu
>>27996643
have you tried talking to them
>>27996643
>>27996643
You're obviously a low quality male who orbits them relentlessly, thus proving how desperate you really are.
I used to be a filly addict.
>>27996816
>Used to be
Quitter
>>27996816
Congratulations, anon. I don't have the willpower or heart to quit them, even though I know they're killing me.
A day shall come when the age of fillies will come crashing down
>>27997004
No, it won't.
>>27997004
But today is not that day.
Rarity is a classy lady.
>>27997202
But under the sheets.....
>>27997207
She is also a classy lady.
https://derpiboo.ru/1210059
This is the only reason EqG is good
The ONLY reason and that's spike and rarity bestiality /ss/
You can't prove me wrong, it's literally impossible
>>27997267
But I like dragon Spike and pony Rarity /ss/ better
>>27997294
this guy gets italthough i prefer a slightly older spike
If Spike could Spike would he Spike Spike
>>27997457
Well he isn't getting any from anywhere else.
Changeling just signed a book deal for his biography!
Does Changeling remember me?
>>27997654
"Chapter 4: My Best Friend Anon"
>>27997634
>>27997654 he has bigger thing to deal with now. no time for small people like us anon
>>27997660
I can't wait for the changeling episode.
>>27997672
Me too, but I'm worried it'll just turn into huge brony bait.
"Oh I'm so misunderstood, I'm a nice guy, I'm not like all those others. I've never really fit in."
>>27997686
>implying bronys are the only ones that can be in that situation.
its a big world out there anon. plenty of faggots feel this way
"Equestria Girls" isn't good, and there are good arguments that it can't be good.
But then, poner girls.
>mfw i got my hands on 30 adderall pills
can't wait to draw so much horse holy shit.
Filly googled "princessdential candidate" and noticed that you weren't named.
What gives? Aren't you running to be the new Princess of Equestria?
>>27997780
I didn't even know it was an option.
>>27995058
>>Twilight's always there for her friends
>tfw no frens like her
>>27997804
let's be frens
>>27997811
faggot.
>>27997780
I don't know a lot about Equestrian government, but I'm pretty sure that is not a democratically elected title
Starting Comic #44 storytime here:
>>27997909Sorry I'm late. Despite checking the time on the alarm a few times it appears it was on it's lowest volume for some reason.
>>27997911
oh hell yeah
>>27997911
Let's end this
>>27997926
this is only part 2 of what will be a 4 parter
>>27997948
Kill me
>viva las pegasus
do we know anything about this episode
even just a second or 2 from any of the promos
i remember like a quick 2 second clip where dash was flying and said something about going to las pegasus and being really excited and fluttershy was there too smiling
i know we talked about a las pegasus episode before and who would go on it but i swear i saw that
did i just dream a preview clip for mlp
>>27997962
later
>>27997911
>tfw 7 more hours at work before I can read it
How would you rate Comic #44 out of 10 mlpg?
>>27997926
>>27997948
It's actually a 3 parter. It'll be over next month.
>>27997911
>>27998053
So we are heading towards a supervillain showdown now?
That's going to be interesting.I liked it more than part 1
>>27998053
It was pretty bad, but still better than Reflections
>>27998053
doing alright, I'll give it a 7/10
you're fucking a pony at one of pinkie's sex parties
it's incredibly hot and you're about to blow your load
you look down
it's a stallion
what do
>>27998071
Hug him and give him a reacharound while I unload into his ass
If I'm going gay I may as well go all in
Starlight
I will be chasing a starlight
Until the end of my life
I don't know if it's worth it anymore
>>27998071
say no homo and keep going
>>27998071
eat the pony
>>27998071
Hopefully wake up
>>27998090
Sure, she needs more love.
>>27998117
I want to impregnate her and make her take time off of the show to care for her unborn baby.
>>27998090
>>27998117
I hope her book next month turns out okay. I've been liking her more and more with each time she appears on the show.
>>27998126
I believe in her.
why have i never been invited to one of pinkie's sex parties
>>27998090
HOLD PONE IN MY ARMS
I JUST WANTED TO HOLD
PONE IN MY ARMS
what happened to this band anyway
>>27998143
Cause she heard what you did with the hose to applebloom
>>27998159
I hope you didn't jam it up her urethra again.
>>27998139
>believe in the writer who ruined Pinkie Pie for good
>>27998090
>>27998117
>>27998192
wow!
>>27998192
wow!
>>27998192
¡MOM
>>27998166
i thought that was a filly's erogenous zone
is it not?
>>27998226
the most erogenous zone of the pony is the snoot
do mares like their pussies and buttholes licked
because i'm offering
do stallions like their bodies and dicks cuddled
because i'm offering
do ponies like friends
because I'd like a friend
hmmm
>>27998303
pony is both interested and excited
>>27998315
They look like fun ponies.
>>27998300
lick this
>>27998322
hey
whoa
calm down
you got the wrong guy
I never said anything about mares or licking
>>27998322
Lick Dashie's cooter while she isn't looking
>>27998300
how do you cuddle a dick
>>27998329crustycuntflakes
>>27998329
>dashie's girly yelp when she is zapped right on the clit by trixie's lightning
>>27998346
How did Lauren get away with this?
>>27998334
if you have to ask, you need a bigger stallion
http://i.imgur.com/1BaLWK1.jpg
>>27998346
I bet it tingled a lot
>>27998360
lauren is a goddess
>>27998362
wow
>>27998362
i like big cocks as much as the next guy but that seems too bigand a lot shorter than real stallion penis
i mean those things are massive, like a yard long
...and i'm hard again
is it normal to be bisexual for ponies
>>27998380
"wow" as in "gross", or "wow" as in "sure I'd give that a shot if the opportunity arose"
>>27998391
It's not perfect, but it's good and it illustrates the point. If you have a better example I'd love to see it.Same
>Anon quit callin me a lesbean.
>>27998410
ok you beaver eater, beanflicker, boondagger, bulldiker, bulldyker, carpet muncher, clam smacker, crack snacker, cunt-lapper, donut bumper, dyke, lesbianist, lezzer, lezzie, lezzo, rug muncher, scissor sister, todger dodger, vagitarian, clitorist
>>27998362
HANG ON ANON
>>27998428
You gotta try harder than that to scoff me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jcbZLdM7gf
>>27998429
>the stallion starts to drool pre down his cock, which starts twitching in pleasure
>anon hangs on to the slippery pole for dear life, and his grip makes the stallion even closer to cumming
what happens next?find out on the next episode of my "little pony: friendship is magic"!
>>27998457obviously he just gets nicely coated and then the stallion licks him clean
>>27998458
another cutie there
gosh look at all that hair
>>27998410
>>27998428
>Dash being called a lesbian
Did I fall in a portal to 2010 or something?
stallion is casually belly slapping as he talks to you
what do
>>27998484
ask if he wants a hand
filly got a squirtle!
princess poners
>>27998555
princess humans?
Oh this'll be good
Anyone got the pony version of her?
>>27998566
maybe
>>27998555
I like these hoodie princesses. The way Cadence is carrying Flurry Heart is perfect.
Also I see that subtle sock pull, Twilight.
>>27998624
oh yes
this is nice
>>27998584
man, I don't mean actual humans
if you go down that path you get shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7j4NMch6J4 where your government is reminding you to make some friends
have some poneprincesses instead
>>27998576
Is it wrong to fall in love with this and her pony form?
>Twilight sparkle flips through the police report before glancing through the two-way mirror at the changeling queen curled up into a ball in the corner of the cell.
>"So wait. I don't understand-"
>"We don't either," replies the police pony between sips of coffee. "She just turned herself in. Said she needed 'protection'." He attempts to make air quotes with his hooves, fails.
>He pushes a manilla folder across the table at the purple Princess.
>She flips it open and puts her snout right up to the paper as she reads.
>"What the fuck's a human, and why on earth would it want to 'rape the shit out of' Queen Chrysalis?"
>The policepony shrugs.
>>27998624
unf
I woke up too early again so I'm going to post this horse
>>27998624
Yes.
>>27998640
I woke up early to work on a project but here I am
>>27998637
But I want a loving relationship with Chrysalis where she constantly uses body horror to fuck with me
>>27998642
What kind of project?
Is it a secret?Work on your project
>>27998646
what would it take to break treehugger's rock-solid calm?
>>27998658
please don't bother in an attempt to find out
she's a nice chill pony
she doesn't need to be disturbed
>>27998658
That's tough. You could probably set her mane on fire and she'd make some silly comment before going to get a glass of water.
>>27998658
Please don't break pony's clam collection
>>27998659
she's so cute
>>27998658
>what would it take to break treehugger's rock-solid calm?
>I thought it said 'rock-solid clam'
U-unf.
>>27998664
i mean
i would
>>27998664
I read it as clam too
would you go to daringcon?
>>27998664
I think Anon used that phrase deliberately because now I'm thinking about Tree Hugger's kegel-strengthened clam.
>>27998665
Sex with Tree Hugger would be magical.
Imagine all those scented candles and weird yoga tricks she can do
>>27998668
>that unattended filly
>>27998668
do I look like a nerd?
>>27998668
goddammit
fluttershy left her ranma cardboard cutout there on the right side
>>27998668
>>27998673
yes
>>27998674
Ha. She did! Her Sailor Moon cut out is just above that one too.
>>27998671
>Anon is clutching the bed underneath him with white-knuckled intensity
>"OH MY GOD, IT'S LIKE IF MY THIRD EYE WAS A DICK"
>>27998687
I want torub her bellyin the afterglow
>>27998690
I hope ponies love belly rubs. Because I like giving them.
>>27998690
While shetells you one of her stories that don't really go anywhere, but you like hearing her voice anyway?
>>27998695
of course
exceptall stories go somewhere, you just have to ride it out
and when you have a cute pony to rub it's way easier
who is the biggest nerd of the mane six?
>>27998699
twilight is physically the largest
and also a giant nerd
so, her
>>27998698
>all stories go somewhere, you just have to ride it out
Whoa dude
>>27998700
>Cadence puts a little heart at the end of her name
So cute
>>27998701conversely, stories never go anywhere. They're just a slow way to explain a rule, thought or belief
>Treehugger inhales a lungful of incense from the joss sticks smoldering beside your shared bed and wrapping her forelegs around your neck to prevent you from pulling away, kisses you deeply, exhaling into you.
>Giggles and nuzzles into your neck while you cough and tear up like a little bitch.
>>27998709
You're blowing my mind, man.I would also like to see that pony vape a starburst
can you even hug treehugger if you're not a tree
how does that work
>>27998675
YEAH
>>27998724
>Place arms around green pony
>Hug tightly
>Maybe smooch her a little
>>27998727
but
like
if she hugs trees
would she be really bad at hugging humans
or really good
>An army of tiny treehuggers working in unison to maintain a hookah so that they can, one at a time, reach their tiny heads into the pipe and take a hit.
>>27998724
You hug one tree...
The only reason you people like Peechugger is because she smokes pot like you.
Why don't you hippies clear out and get a real job?
>>27998732
says the literal slave
I have a job, thank you very much
>>27998729
Really good from all the practice hugging trees.
She's like the best hugger you don't even know
>>27998732
I have a job.
It sucks.And I like her because she has a relaxing, chill personality. I loved her episode and I want to be friends with her
>>27998729
I want her to hug my wood
>Said while gesturing toward junk with both hands
>Giant treehugger isn't sure if tinyanon is real, but she's going to gently snuggle him all the same
>>27998736
cool
I'll do my best to be a good partner
>>27998747
Time for princess adventures
>>27995898
>anyone replying to issac
Nope
>you will never a cheeselegs
>>27998757
why would I want to
she's like the opposite of chill
>>27998757
You could always hunt her down and take her by force
>>27998759
I bet she couldn't break Ficus Fondler's chill
>>27998732
I like her because she's cute
>>27998757
never what
>>27998769Marry her
>>27998764
>transforms in to leaf lover
>wreaks various forms of havoc across town
>ez treezy has to spend a week doing various forms of community service to make up for the atrocities done in her name
>shows up in the bughive to thank the queen for the opportunity to meet some groovy new pals
Nixon was right...
>>27998775
what was his political policy on ponies?
>>27998749
who the fuck is he even riding? some OC?
>>27998780
Alicorn Tree Hugger
>>27998778
>Nixon the man? As opposed to what? Nixon the horse?
He had a ponysona, but not a particularly clever name for it
>>27998780
see >>27998747
>>27998782
>>27998783
that's fucking retarded
>>27998785
Oh gosh he's pretty
>>27998785
rude
>>27998785
Chill dude.
Why is Treelover being memed to death? Is goat behind this?
>>27998792
I just really like her.
Not everything is a meme
>>27998792
I wish
has goat even posted in weeks
I haven't seen him since bronecone
but I also haven't been paying attention
>>27998790
it's retarded
>>27998799
Chill
>>27998794
Speaking of ded namefags
I haven't seen xieril in a while, did he get kidnapped in a favela or something?
>>27998800
re-tar-ded
>>27998801
he stopped drawing for some reason
Did someone say treelover?
>>27998794
Goat's been around in the past few days. I think xieril's in the last week or so, he's been busy with school stuff I think?
>>27998812
I don't think so
>>27998812
No. At the moment we're speculating about her mirror-universe counterpart, "Tree Raper"
>>27998817
>Humanized
No.
>>27998801
He's busy, but he's still around
>>27998816
well, I'm out
if you see goat tell him I love him
or something
try not to make it weird
>>27998821
okay sorry
>>27998826
ciao pal
>>27998818
Nightmare world is no fun
>>27998826
I'll tell goat wood-caress horse loves him
I want official weedpone merch
I want official skintight Wonderbolt bodysuits
>>27998700
Shit Cadence, get it together.
>>27998852
This pony toy has weird packaging.
>>27998818
From the tree's perspective there's really not any difference between the two so they really aren't much different.
>>27998709
The fuck am I reading. I finally found the source of this stuff. It's basically just poking fun of vapers, right?
>>27998868
Roogna, lemme vape something something your paws.
>>27998879
At first I thought this was Vidalia.
>>27998879
That hair is lovely
>>27998900
Is he cu*k?
>>27998913
The earth ponies are marching off to war.
Pony is axin all dem questions
>>27998919
there's even room for me in that bed!
Ok, I will admit to being quite slow in the head but I just realized two things.
The hiatus is over and a new episode of pone in just a few days.
Daring Do looks like a RD recolor because RD styles her hair after Daring Do, and their hair is their only defining feature aside from their butt marks.
>>27998948
But Dash wasn't always a Daring Do fan
>Today is Walk on Stilts Day
>>27998955
>you will never sleep with Sweetie Belle
>you will never slap sweetie belle
>>27998953
Don't worry, I'm just an idiot.
I get bored.
>>27998948
>RD styles her hair after Daring Do
>>27998948
Daring Do was originally a Dash recolour because her scenes were supposed to be in Dash's imagination.
It doesn't work now but still
Coco.
>>27998973
>>27998967
>>27998965
I'm sure I deserve this.
>>27998973
>>27998978
Do you think Craig weeps while banging Lauren over his new show getting cancelled and his old show getting raped?
>>27998955
why is she on stilts
>>27998967
Even in the first episode when we saw Daring she was pictured on the book cover though, so it wasn't 100% just her imagination.
>>27998985
WTF i hate CN now!
>>27998967
RETCON
>>27998999
wtf i hate trips now
filly called you an amerimutt
>>27999014
I never did trust those My Little Ponies
>>27999021
I'm not sure how to feel about this
>>27999009
Silly filly.
I can't believe the fillies are fucking gone.
Oh wait, they're back.
>>27998919
I love seeing little ponies in big, human-sized beds. Sweetie Belle's parents would totally get her an overly sized bed like that too.
>>27999062
They have been removed.
>>27999071
It's your fault for leaving the doggy door unlocked.
>>27999080
I'll just put some kibble in a bowl and they'll leave me alone
>>27999074
>>27999084
Filly demands sketties under the penalty of sorry poopies.
>>27999091
>sketties
What's that?
one
two
three
>>27999119
but what are the bags filled with
>>27999127
bunny weights
>>27999127
Sand
>>27999091
>Grab filly
>Run my fingers under her fur
"...hmm, nope! Definitely not fluffy enough. I'm afraid you'll get spanked like a regular filly, if you try something naughty."
>"B-but fiwwy want..."
"Sweet Celestia, hun, stop talking like that! You'll eat spaghetti at dinner and that's final, have a little patience!"
>>27999119
>can't even do pushups
That pony wouldn't survive two minutes on /fit/
>>27999140
they're flutterups
Having a butterfly on your ass means you can't fly for shit
>>27999119
>>27999150
>>27999144
There's no such thing as flutterups
Filly asked you what was better, the Mega Drive/Genesis or the SNES.
>>27999161
Genesis was ahead of it's time, but SNES had good games
>>27999155
that is a good amount of pegabutt
>>27999161
"They were both unique and beautiful on their own, my dear.The Mega drive was just sexier
>>27999173
>and we both have awesome siblings
>>27999161
Tell filly I have no idea, since I was using MS-DOS, back then.
>Aren't you a little too old to be playing with fillies, Anon?
>>27999198
"Stop being a sore loser and accept the fact that I've beaten you at your own game, Sunbutt"
>>27999173
>You look and act like a boy and I need a real lady by my side
Filly just learned, in school, about the French revolution and wants to know what you were doing during that
"The Fr...wait a second, h-how old do you think I am?"
>"Uh, 348?"
>>27999249
>And on that day, Filly finds out she'd older than Anon.
>>27999252
>"I am the big boy now!"
"B-but I wanted to have a date with-"
>"SHUT UP AND DRINK TEA WITH MRS MITTENS!"
>>27999252
>>27999259
I hope that stallion is single
>>27999259
>>27999263
No stallion should be that pretty
>>27999263
That's a girl, I'm afraid.
>three days
>>27999269
Are you sure?
>>27999259
>>27999269
>>27999274
Hmm.
Yeah, I'd still fuck it.
Crystal ponies must feel awkward about their age.
>>27999274
>Curvy eyelid
>Hair decoration
I mean, I'm no expert, but the signs point in one direction...
>>27999285
>no eyelashes
>stallion puppet
>>27999286
>stallion puppet
It wouldn't be the first time, tho
I don't think the puppets gender are set in stone, more like they mean to represent a maleish appearance.
Basically, it could be that those pony were the equestrian equivalent of Venus and Serena Williams
>>27999314
>that completly wrong Gameboy design
TRIGGERED
>>27999322
What? It's got the proportions off, but the rest seems accurate enough to me.
>>27999328
I'm seing no sexy bottom right curve, no squared screen, and a probably (due to the ear) missing battery led
TRIGGEREDDDDDDDDD
>>27995058
I've seen too much weird porn. I thought Twilight was inside a uterus for a second.
>>27999336
It's not a perfectly accurate Gameboy, it's an Equestrian knock off. A Game Filly or some shit.
>>27999347
>Game Filly
...do Equestria have an equivalent of Stuart Ashen?
Filly said she found a dvd labeled «Horny Nymphos 5: back to school» in your room
>"...what is a nympho? And what does it mean they are horny?"
>>27998675
> hover-hoof
>>27999376
"Greek mithology, dear. It comes from 'nymph', a word used to describe spirits, mostly of female aspect, linked to nature. They are horny because, well, they are beautiful horned creatures."
>"Cool! Can I see it?"
"...no, you're too young to fully understand greek mithology"
>>27999401
You will have to show her personally?
*porn music begins*
>>27999407
No, I'll wait till she'll be old enough to understand what she had read. Then, when she'll face me, frowning, I'll hug her, cop a good feel of her rump and say "...you weren't really expecting me to show you a porn movie, right?"
>>27999416
>Teaching history.
You are literally worse then Hitler.
>>27999422
Pff, you're just jealous cause I'm the one with a bootilicious teen filly who just learned her anon watches porn movies.
>>27999422
>then
>>27998988
It's probably cutie-mark related.
>>27999435
>Not using the correct image.
You just caught filly playing doctor with one of her colt classmates, in her room
>>27999457
>join in
>>27999457
So that's why they dressed themselves. Remind them that it doesn't work like that.
>>27999457
Tell filly to give me my lab coat back
>>27999457
>walk in on filly and colt playing doctor
>she's got a cute little stethoscope to his chest and diagnosing him with the mumps
>>27999457
"I don't care who he says he is, you're not allowed to keep this phoneboot in your room!"
>tfw no filly doctor
>>27999490
Why do the fillies keep stealing all our good jobs?
>>27999490
>>27999494
Because, let's face it, they're better living being than us.
>>27999494
Lawyers are unfeeling liars, though.
At least I know I can trust a filly.Right?
>>27999494
>"Your Honor, my client kindly requests a stern talking to in lieu of a prison sentence."
>>27999506
Filly is not a liar like other people that lie, she is a truther.
>>27999509
Stop dressing the filly.
>>27999509
"Ms Filly, if you persist in your unruly behaviour I'll have to hold you in contempt and send you to your room without eating"
>>27999519
no
>>27999520
Objection, cruel and unusual punishment is forbidden under the Equestrian law
Filly is throwing a fit cause she wants to stay up late to see the season finale of "Game of Saddles"
>>27999533
"Equestrian law also states sassy filles can be spanked if they keep acting snotty"
>>27999583
But the bugs are male.
>>27999591
So?
>>27999591
All the better
Filly (male) has joined your party.
>>27999591
They can pretend to be female tonight if you want them to.
>>27999598
Rumble pls
Psychiatrist says it's time you accept the fact that filly is not real, just a figment of your sick imagination.
>Looking for porn
>"ambiguous gender, changeling"
I want to fuck it and I'm not sure of the details but god damn will I put my dick in it.
>Changelings have one female queen and hundreds of male drones.
>No female drones.
They aren't like bug at all!
>>27999611
lol if anything it's nurse pony who doesn't exist, if she did then why hasn't she been in the show in the past five years?
>>27999611
>tfw filly died in the war
wot
>>27999632
sounds like luna is getting fucked hard by saberspark in her dream
unf
>>27999632
>Throwing her in the moat
Uh, there is no moat here, unless she meant "I tried throwing her off the cliff"
>>27999660
There's kind of a moat. The water between the waterfall and the cliff. The thing the drawbridge is over?
>>27999660
Dun-dun-dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun-dun-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun...dun-dun-dun-dun!
>>27999673
>"I know! I'll throw her in the moat!"
>"Y-your highness, our moat leads to a w-waterfall..."
>"...you mean I should throw her directly into the waterfall?"
>>27999632
>"Liiife~"
>"Deeeath~"
>"The burden of the artist, is to capture."
TODOKETE
>>27999457
can we play negotiate the price of our hospital bill with the insurance company over the phone next?
Please do not introduce plasmids to the ponies.
>>28000086Hup Hup, Mr. B.
>daapi will never speak again
>or be mentioned
All this because of a tranny.
I cover myself in fillies. Nothing bad ever happens to fillies, so I'm functionally indestructible.
>Filly is being emotional
>"We all change, when you think about it, we're all different ponies all thru our lives...and that's ok, that's good, you've got to keep moving, solong as you remember all the ponies that you used to be...I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when the filly was me..."
"Sweetie, do you have to play this drama every year? It's just a birthday party, for fuck's sake!"
>"...raggedy filly...goodnight"
>>28000315
>baby_vest.jpg
So between all the fillies posting in the thread and the ones at random events around the world, are there even any left in Cheerilee's class?
>>28000438
No one wants Applebloom
>>28000440
*No one wantED Apple Bloom
>>28000440
EXCUSE ME?
>>28000247
Which tranny was it? PurpleTinkler?
Filly is harassing artists at cons, again
>>28000512
so you'll do the request?
>>28000531
No, of course.
Stupid filly didn't even boop me.
>>28000485
Twilight is a very fat pony
>>27999526
>>27999509
I heard you dressing fillies like i wouldn't find out
>>28000700
How is fillies wardrobe so robust on a fillies' salary?
CELESTIA EPISOOOOOOOODE
Tell you what, going shopping with Rarity has to be quite an experience.
>>27998879
she'll go fight some monsters!
>>28000743
hey
some high waist stuff is alright
>>27999497
they play so well
>>28000759
and then get bad end fucked by those monsters
repeatedly
>>28000763
GET HIM
why do some people kiss their ponies on the mouth
>>28000783
high waist jeans and skirts with sweaters are making a throwback comeback
>>28000799
Because she loves it, why else?
FUCK I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS
how do i see it in theater without revealing my power level
>>28000826
Abduct a girl and force her to see it with you
(do not actually do this)
>>28000826
cross dress so people think you're a little girl
>>28000831
>(do not actually do this)
oh man
this should be automatically appended to every post in mlpg
>>28000826
Abduct a filly and force her to see it with you.
(Do not actually do this)
>>28000841
filly will be so excited to see herself on screen
she will be extra squirmy in my lap
(do not actually do this)
>>28000826
get married and adopt a young girl
After seeing the movie, divorce, have your wife have sole custody, and move across the country.
>>28000854
They don't show ponies in Saudi Arabia.
>>28000826
Literally don't give a damn.
>>28000481
Yamino but she's irrelevant now.
You must kill the pony.
>>28000867
>not wanting to see your waifu's ass in IMAX
What's the density of a pony?
I hate everyone in this thread
except this guy >>27998700
he is kinda cool
What is it about ponies that makes us want to think about them and talk about them all the time?
>>28000891
>wake up
>return to the pone thread
>see this in the first refresh after I scroll down
well, alright
thanks, buddy
>>28000899
Probably a relatively common brain parasite.
>>28000880
No that was responding to what to do. Honestly I will see the movie by myself If I have too. Been part of this ride for 5 years and been waiting for this moment.
>>28000899
You've reached a point where going forward would require trying out a few new things and getting out of your comfort zone and honestly you're comfortable where you are and the opportunity cost isn't high enough yet to push you out the door.
>>28000826
I have a friend who's been working a dead end minimum wage job at a movie theatre for 5 years and I'm pretty sure he wants to hang in there another year so he can see the movie early.
>>28000918
I mean i do that in a lot of other aspects of my life. Pony is just cozy to talk about.
>>28000888
Well, Pinkie was able to stay airborne with six helium balloons, let's assume those were normal 30cm balloons, that'd equal about 14 liters of helium
That'd be 84 liters of helium lifting her up, and helium has a lifting force of 1g/l, so Pinkie weighs 84 grams
If we assume ponies are about 1m tall and long and 0.5m wide, that'd equal a volume of about 0.5m^3/2, so 0.25m^3
Her density is therefore 0.084kg/0.25m^3, or 0.336 kg/m^3, which is 3.5 times less dense than air
pony is acting like she doesn't like the ball buster
>>28000953
i want to stay inside and be introverts with fluttershy
>>28000963
So you're saying I could carry hundreds of ponies all at ones.
>third cup of coffee within six hours
>about to make a fourth
I wonder how many I can drink before it kills me.
>>28000963
i remember the time she left a perfectly round hoofprint on a cake
>>28000979
It's not going to kill you short term, but if you do this every day it's not great for you.N O I Y R A
what do you think your waifu is doing RIGHT NOW
>>28001003
Not thinking of any of us
>>28001003
Sleeping on my lap
This is a fun tag:
https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=bronybait&faves=&upvotes=&uploads=&watched=&min_score=&max_score=&sf=score&sd=desc
>>28000719
>celestia episode
>she still gets sub 1 minute screen time
>>28001046
Please... don't say things like that, anon.
I would finally feel completely happy with the show if we got a big Celestia episode that gave her tons of screen time.
What constitutes a good filly bait?
>>28001003
Something with her friends, reading a book, or something with Starlight.
>>28001064
The reason she hasn't gotten a focus is that they're afraid of getting it wrong. The writers don't/didn't know what to do with her post-Faust, post-Cadance. Is she a figurehead? Does she have any actual power? Is she really the jokester she was in Season 1?
>>28001003
Well. I'll ignore timezones and pretend she's in mine (GMT+2). Guess she's probably spending a nice evening with her family.
>>28001078
Blood.
Like in Philip K. Dick's "Upon the dull earth"
>>28001151
Or in Stranger Things!
Pony squealing for mercy as anon rolls it over on its side and plants kiss after kiss onto its tummy.
>>28001163
I was wondering why my soup tasted like pony
>>28001156
Do Stranger Things involve a girlfriend coming back from the 'angelical' world and unstoppably started replicating herself onto every single human being?
>>28001085
Shouldn't every character have its file with all that information provided?
Celestia just lying back and accepting her fate as the experimental portal pours forth a horde of horndog anons right into her throne room.
Filly wants to bathe in the blood of her enemies.
>>28001184
No, but it does involve a nigh-unstoppable beast who can (kind of) phase through walls to appear anywhere and is drawn to blood.
Just like Filly!
>>28001207
hey you did it
>>28001207
>>28001197
accepting her fate?
she summoned them
>>28001168
>start blowing raspberries on her tummy
>pony laughs uncontrollably
>go lower
>pony gets quieter
>Start using tongue
>Pony moans
>>28001236
>MLPG's transition to the night thread.txt
>>28001236
wew
i want to make love to celestia in the missionary position
>>28001267
with Spike right there?
>>28001220
>tfw you never told filly she's actually the daughter of her future adult self you bang every night thanks to Twilight's time spell
>>28001305
stop making the mares their own moms
>>28001267
That sounds nice.
>>28001285
sure, he can watch
might learn something about how to make a mare cum
>>28001295
>>28001309
Anon, anon, think about it: you could actually tell to your friends "Hot? Yeah, but you'd have to see her mom!"
what about wingjobs?
>>28001353
they'd be all dry and tickly and not feel very good
>>28000826
I'm suspicious that the logo does not have "Friendship is Magic" in the logo.
Do you think they intentionally named it identically to the 1986 movie?
Do you think we can get Danny DeVito again?
Pinkie, no.
This is not how you...
You're not supposed to...
Stop.
No.
http://mlpg.co/derpy/
WAIT
WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ADDED THIS ON IMDB? THAT'S NOT FUNNY
>>28001438
The truth isn't funny.
>>28001438
>If you don't buy our merchandise, your waifu will die in the movie
>>28001438
If I was you, I'd stop whiningand take a good, last look at her
>>28001456
This is bullshit, I buy all the merch.
>>28001207
Oh hey anon actually did it
You are good people anon
>>28001473
>Killing off Celestia
That wouldn't be cool at all. Celestia and Luna have been seperated for a thousand years and now that they're reunited you can't just kill her off.
Luna wouldn't be able to go it alone. Celestia only made it because of the promise she would see her sister again.
Although this reminds me of the Christmas album where The Apple Family sings about reuniting with everyone who has passed on again someday.
>>28001473
ANON NO
STOP IT
STOP IT NOW
>>28001478
I am only one person, though.
>>28001503
you are one, and you are all
All are one in anonymous.
The aspect of anonymous that finished that drawing yesterday is especially great
Celestia will be the main villain of the MLP movie.
>>28001207
what a cutie
Changeling can't wait for his climatic death scene.
>>28001498
>>28001499
Guys, you're not thinking with tropes: she's the old master. When Twilight will finally surpass her (and that would probably happen in the movie) she would have no other purpose in the show, and thus die a glorious eroic death.
It's the most logic outcome, not to mention an allegory of life itself.
You guys realize that Celestia isn't going to die, right?
It's been confirmed that Pinkie is the one getting offed.
>>28001538
>Eroic death
>Erotic death
>>28001538
STOP IT.
I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME.
>>28001539
>Celestia
literally who?
>Celestia dies and is reborn as a cute fillywith no memory of her previous life
>Twilight has to take care of her
Y/N
>>28001558
I mean, old masters, no matter how relevant to the plot, die everytime in these kind of shows.
Think of Obi Wan Kenobi. Or Darth Vader. Or Qi Gon Jin. Or Han Solo (fuck you, it's been 7 months, I'm not going to spoiler that).
It's not my fault it's pretty much logic, very scenic and will definitely have a strong emotional grip on the audience.
>>28001562
It would've been nice to see what Faust was going to do with the character, but Meghan probably will just kill her off for fun
>>28001570
Please no.
>>28001538
>Twilight will teleport behind Celestia.
>"Heh, nothing personal, Senpai."
>A single slice not even seen runs the old ruler through as Twilight adjusts her fedora.
>>28001574
You're thinking logically Anon, but I want you to shut up.
I used to wonder what copyright infringement could be~~~~~
>>28001574
This is a show for little girls you fucking idiot
>>28001601
fucking kek those tiny close together eyes
Celestia will not outlive her friends.
>>28001601
THAT PONY HAS A SMALL FACE
>>28001601
I kind of recognize the artist that made Derpy and drunk horse.
>"Twilight, before I go...I want to tell you something. You were fantastic. Absolutely Fantastic. And you know what? So was I..."
>>28001602
>says this
> isn't a little girl
I guess everything isn't so black and white huh Anon?
>>28001601
>Mexican Bootleg Japanese Horse
>>28001601
>most of the box art is literally just stolen fanart
>>28001601
The toys actually look cute.
>>28001638
You wouldn't PIRATE a horse... would you??
>>28001645
Bitch I might.
>>28001626
I would love nothing more than a cute slice of life Celestia episode.
Filly is coming online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgYM8uRcsIA
>>28001626
>"...I don't want to go!"
>«Vale Sol» starts playing in background
>>28001601
Lucky you. We only get Lovely Horse and My Funny Pony over here, and they don't even steal fanart.
>>28001673
Colt too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>28001717
>That forehead
That poor pony.
>>28001717
Is that lovely horse on the left also a knockoff?
>>28001717
why are pone bootlegs so funny
the ones with the "please kill me now" faces were the all time best though
>Inb4 lenghty death scene where Celestia tells Twalot she's proud of her, and that she always thought of her as the daughter she never had.
>"My little ponies...goodbye"
>>28001729
The toys were all cheap knockoffs. The first grade product tumor ponies were the best, though.
>>28001732
Speaking of knock off horse..
>>28001767
I'd say it sounds like fanfiction, but everything after S3 is fanfiction anyways
Filly said the dream is dead.
>>28001767
>Movie ending titles are a slow orchestral rendition of the MLP theme song, played over Celestia's funeral.
>>28001777
go horse or go home I say
I can't believe Celestia was sealed into the sun for 1000 years after absorbing the nightmare into herself.
>>28001802
>movie ends with a zoom in on the moon showing that the entire show was lunas imagination and shes still trapped and alone.
>>28001838
The St. Elsewhere stigma strikes AGAIN.
>>28001642
at that point, why add additional shitty art?
why not just put straight up fanart and be done with it?
NEW
EQUINE
WHERE
Filly told you to remember what the door mouse said.
>>28001872
>>28001872
>>28001872
Keep on crusading!
>>28001411
loud
I love Maud Pie